>Dr. Light: meet Splashwoman her purpose is to rescue swimmers from sinking ships any questions?
>Rando 1: Can I have sex with her?
>Dr. Light: W-what!? NO! Of course not why would you ask that-
>Rando 2: Oh so she is yours?
>Dr. Light: I mean technically in a matter of speaking
>Rando 3: Dr. Light built himself a robot wife. The east has fallen.