>A few years back I posted about this cannibal faun we picked up back when we were lvl 4 scrubs. Now we're lvl 15 retards
>https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/86974768/#86974936
>Creepy faun NPC becomes the party's favorite murderhobo
>Townie you don't like? Point the fae at them and watch them disappear
>Unbelievably useful for doing all of the sketchy shit we don't want to do (kidnapping children, intimidating guards, pissing in the king's mashed potatoes, etc.)
>Small downside is the fact it eats people but since it likes us we're generally safe
>Finally, FINALLY one of us fucking dies (drowning while leaving a sinking ship while trying to carry a heavy chest in the middle of stormy seas at night)
>Faun is inconsolably upset by this development, saying he was "his favorite" (we're all his favorite)
>Unable to resurrect him because we aren't able to retrieve the body until more than an in-game month has passed
>Bury the soggy, rotten, disgusting corpse
>Faun digs up the body in the night, drags the corpse back into the hotel, eats only the head and picks it completely clean, makes a necklace out of the skull, sticks coals in the eye sockets, and paints the head in a crude pastiche of dead party member
>They do this so "they'll always be able to keep adventuring with them."
>Then says when we die, it's going to do the same to us so the "fun will never end."
>Insert creepy laugh here
Fellas
Why are the fae so fucked?