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You chromosomally-challenged fucking muppet. You didn't just miss leg day, leg day filed a restraining order against you. You're out here writing manifestos like the Unabomber except instead of railing against industrial society you're having a full schizo meltdown about SQUATS.
"Overdeveloped adductors" my brother in Christ that's called HAVING THIGHS. That's like complaining your arms are too arm-shaped. You sound like you discovered anatomy terms last week and now you're weaponizing them like a toddler who just learned the word "no."
Oh I'm gonna get joint problems? JOINT PROBLEMS? My knees have better structural integrity than your entire argument. I've got tendons thicker than your quads. My posterior chain could tow your Honda Civic. Meanwhile you're over there looking like two pool noodles stuck into a pair of Crocs talking about "postural muscle balance" like you're not one strong gust of wind away from snapping in half.
You know what causes GMO atrophy? Being a COWARD. You know what causes looking like a clown? Skipping the literal foundation of all athletic movement because some smooth-brained fitness incel on /fit/ told you squats make you "move differently." Yeah they make you move like someone with FUNCTIONAL LEGS instead of two decorative flesh sticks.
"Squat-like motion builds unfortunate physiques" - yeah bro that's why every athlete, powerlifter, bodybuilder, and person who's ever been strong does them. They're all wrong and YOU, Captain Chicken Legs, PhD in Broscience, cracked the code.
Enjoy looking like a human wishbone you absolute genetic scarecrow.