It's not enough to just exorcise these pests, they need to learn that we can bite back.

I don't understand /x/'s obsession with these faggots when there are many other supernatural beings you could commune with, and they don't demand a leash around your neck, too.

Seriously, plenty of supernatural beings are more interesting than them, you're seeking to make a deal with a boring fire-and-brimstone creature when you could be seeking out a fae, a goddess or an alien instead.