Can we have a thread for the boys? A thread for smelly, unhygienic, or otherwise gross men to tell us about themselves and find ppl who are into that

>Asl
>About yourself (how are you smelly/gross etc)
>What you're looking for
>Contact info

>>34022031 (OP)
Lmao even

I'm actually quite clean but since I'm a NEET everyone assumes I must be a smelly slob and it has made me develop fantasies about making someone gorge on my pungent cock and fucking them in really feral ways

>>34022095
... go on

>>34022133
What's there to go on, I think that's pretty direct. I wouldn't mind having a cute personal free use slut who has a smell fetish and gets really feral and submissive just taking a sniff of my cock. I'd enjoy teasing that person and humping their face while I'm still in my boxers until they practically beg to be fucked, things like that.

>>34022181
True, I was just whoreing lol
I definitely have whatever the receiving end of this fetish is
I think I even have this exact pic saved somewhere
Tfw no musky bear husband...

>>34022031 (OP)
I'd post if (bio)fems were likely to add me, but I know I'll be added exclusively by faggots so why bother?

>>34022031 (OP)
i've been a shut-in NEET for 8+ years and i only shower when i remember to or when i start to smell so bad that it's making me nauseous and i can't focus on anything else. i haven't washed or changed my clothes in a couple of years and they're starting to get really crusty with these weird yellow-ish stains on them. i pretty much spend all day every day watching cool anime like Beyblade, Digimon or Yatterman and playing awesome games like Sonic Adventure, Gotcha Force and Ape Escape :D

Would anyone like to snort my dick cheese?

I'll post just in case a I'll find a (bio) fem
Hellhole0444

>Asl
29/Male
>About yourself (how are you smelly/gross etc)
At this point I feel like a husk of a person - long term NEETness has left me feeling completely separate from the rest of humanity. Perhaps unsurprisingly I’m an oldfag with a ton of niche interests that revolve around absorbing information and regurgitating it on unwilling victims. Beyond that, I disappear into the wilderness, do drugs, and haunt rooms. I am physically attractive, I tend to stare.
>What you're looking for
Really anything, I have nothing but time to spend. Media, yapping, you tell me.
>Contact info
zerocrickets

Pic related is not mine, I collect pictures that illustrate feelings I am unable to write out. Which are a lot.

>Asl
22, male, latino, bi
>About yourself (how are you smelly/gross etc)
I'm a NEET and depressed, I'm not that gross but since I always feel like shit, I don't usually shower and shave... and my room is a mess
>What you're looking for
someone whit similar kinks. I'm a sub and bottom looking for lewd stuff, into being humiliated while others lust after the girls that I know, sph, size comparison, share porn/hentai.
>Contact info
mienihh_09

>>34022031 (OP)
that's a woman in the image you dumb fuck

>>34025901
>guy calling the person he's speaking with "kitten"
>them responding by calling him "daddy"
Ah yes a woman

>>34025974
you're actually fucking retarded dude does shit just come out of your mouth before you can process it
this is the original image

>>34025982
>does shit just come out of your mouth before you can process it
Process what? I responded to what's in the picture. Sorry I don't have every shitty tranny comic memorized like you

I'm looking for someone special. The missing puzzle piece.

This is what I promise (You):

>You will have me as a friend. I'll be there for you, and share each other our life.
>You will have me as a mentor. When in need, in pain, in doubt, in confusion: I will share my wisdom with you.
>You will have me as an advisor. To plan for the future, to deal with difficult choices - I'll do my best to help you out.
>You will have me as a teacher. Philosophy, art, math, psychology - I can teach any topic to the best of my ability.
>I will never lie or dox you. I would not dare betray the trust of someone so dear to me. You have my word.

This is what I expect from you in return:

>Honesty. If you lie, there's no point.
>Loyalty. I'm talking long-term. At first, it's fine if either of us feel it's not working out.
>Dedication. Be online often. Do your best to nurture the bond, like you would a plant.
>Put effort in following my will. I don't want a slave, but accept this demands a power imbalance.
>Full trust. If I tell you to change your lifestyle, I expect you to do so. I won't make you do harmful or stupid things, but you need to have trust in me that my orders are for your own good.
>No, I am not looking for a sex slave. Romance is not the main objective. I can't know if we'll match or not. That depends on how we click.

In short, I will dedicate a large part of my life to you, if you in return fill in the void in mine.
Be my missing piece.

>My Discord
raz.gaz

i am a lonely "femcel" looking for my match. please i need to fall in love with a lonely unhygienic incel
@xxi.theworld

i will leave my discord here if any gay guy wants a gross white twink from finland: highhome

Hmmm I guess I'll bite...

>Asl
19/M/ West Europe

>About yourself (how are you smelly/gross etc)
I'm the type of guy who stays up really late and lies in bed for as long as possible when I wake up until I physically *have* to get up if I have plans or commitments, sometimes that means omitting showering (or rarely, not brushing my teeth..). My hair is on the longer side so I can usually go 4-6 days without showering before it looks/smells bad. I'm cleanshaven everywhere and pretty twinky in appearance (5'9 and 120lbs). I play lots of video games and roleplay online, I'm at my pc pretty much all the time.

>What you're looking for
Ideally a girl who's the same as me or doesn't mind my bad habits, hell I'd even like one who can kick those bad habits out of me. I guess I'd take anyone who's still reading this and somewhat interested in me..

>Contact info
simplyben25

>>34022181
This is so hot

>>34031613
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