This is fucking goofy but also real - My wife has barely ever had female friends, and had a falling out with her only recent close one cuz the chick ended up catching feelings and obsessing over her in a gay way that put my wife off of talking to her. She needs female companionship to talk about girl stuff and be less bored with, and is too shy to pop herself into a discord server to chat with randos so asked me to see what I could do/figure out for her. If you're a somewhat stable straight girl that wants to be friends with my wife message me on disc at getfilteredwierdo and if you don't immediately sound any alarm bells to me I'll give you her disc. She is unemployed (she doesnt need a job anymore), racist, and currently just plays OSRS while doom scrolling.

if you share her tits i will pretend to be her female friend.

>>34107365
Hence why I am filtering for her

>>34107355 (OP)
no stable adult female would want to befriend a woman who relies on her husband even for social networking. instead of advertising her dogshit character here you should encourage her to find a real life hobby and make connections herself like an actual adult

>>34107382
She's not gonna go to some place anyone is she just wants some internet friends

damn your standards are at the bottom of hell if you married someone like that lmaoo

>>34107394
she sounds based, stop seething

>>34107394
I literally listed 0 negatives, she's muh soulmate m8 she just wants some chicks to link her cycle up with or whatever they do
>>34107404
real

server links would actually be fine too i just can't be spending all day popping in and out of every one posted on soc to see if it's too fucked up

>>34107355 (OP)
I have never seen a more thinly veiled scheme to get girls adding you on discord in my entire fucking life lmao

>>34107355 (OP)
Why would any stable girl want to be friends with a racist lame bitch with no job lmfaoooo

>>34107415
yeah i know that is what it seems like but this is actually real for once

>>34107416
she's not gonna want to talk to anyone that thinks jews are cool is all, plenty of girls out there crazy racist these days.

also really going to stress that she's unemployed because she has 0 reason to work anymore, I wfh and make enough for her to fuck off and do her home/garden projects and draw and stuff. I only even mentioned it cuz she just has that kind of spare time on her hands lol

im not a woman but she sounds insanely boring, maybe she can put in a little fucking effort herself and find friends? i play very few online games but i have found friends from them, she isnt trying hard enough

>>34107416
say youre seething without saying youre seething

>>34107355 (OP)
Right about now, it's time to rock with the biggity Buck Bumble
Right about now, it's time to rock with the biggity Buck Bumble
Bum to the bum to the bum to the bass to the bum to the boom to the Bumble
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Bum to the bum to the bum to the bass to the bum to the boom to the Bumble

>>34107355 (OP)
Idk fuck it Im retard
https://discord.gg/bjV5Yvzv