Shamelessly ripping-off and bringing back the erotic friendship thread. 99% of threads here are just mindless gooning. No personality. No connection. Just soulless coom. :(

So here’s a thread for people who actually want to connect on a HUMAN level. Make real friends — and still keep it NSFW when it feels right.

This thread is to connect people who:

>Want a long-term, friendly connection
>Emphasize the "Buddies" in Goon Buddies
>Aren’t scared to share their day-to-day life
>Are down for kink but don’t act like robots
>Can, and are interested in, holding convos beyond “hru” and “im horni lol”
>Like sending dumb memes between horny chats
>Are into sharing fantasies, pics, voice notes, whatever feels right
>Don’t disappear the moment they nut
>Maybe even talk while gaming or chilling
>Are 18+


Me:

Married 36/M/USA looking for anons (F preferred but open to anyone) to chat with to keep the workday interesting. I'm always looking for media recommendations and swaps. Happy to lend an ear if you need to vent, give advice if it's wanted or whatever. As an oldfag I've seen a thing or two.

Also enjoy general horny-chatting and getting a little NSFW when work and life permit. Could be some flirty chatting, swapping pics and stories, whatever. If we vibe, I'll probably match whatever energy you're bringing.

Nothing serious, just looking to have some fun with like minded anons and maybe make a friend or two along the way.

@Vesikk0 on disc

>A/S/L
37/M/US
>Interests
Video Games, anime, cartoons, comics, technology, music, fashion
>Looking For
Roleplay: sisters (cis, trans, nb), sexually curious, childhood friends
Over 27, wholesome, caring, and loving to spoil and be spoiled with
>Not Looking For
Masculine men; like with facial hair; moustache, beard, or hairy bodies
Under 27, gross, nasty, weird, dark, abusive, or hurtful roleplay stories
Voice, video chat, porn, nudes without getting to talk or know each other
Diapers, littles, and cubs. Not into being infantilised or childish typing
Mommies and daddies. Not into being your child or surrogate parent
>Discord
hya.kko

28 f southern California

Looking for a online fwb only. I have a serious boyfriend who is a bad writer so thats why im on here looking for a writefag who can write dirty talk for me.

Contact info is chickn3@proton.me

Posting my email since people are being weird about me and claiming I have a child p*orn server. (Or at least implying it)

I do have discord but I'll add you after I vet you though my email for 4chan.

Im not a trans woman or a man so dont expect a penis haver.

Kind of crazy how many threads get killed in the cradle because one of the board lolcows post too early in their lifespan.

>ASL
34/m/us
>sexual interests
Very into edging and orgasm control.
Creampies, cum play, free-use, public, exhibitionism
>normal interests
Art, Traveling, Reading, Hiking, Movies, Pets, Tennis
>looking for
Biological females
An online friend with who is open to talking about anything whether clean or not, with no judgement
Would love to get to know you, your kinks, desires and secrets or anything else you want and feel comfortable sharing.
>not looking for
Men and people that cant hold a conversation.
>Disc
Fluff50

>>34111527
Never stood a chance ;_;

>>34111392
Do not add, BPDemon catfish who's well-known for being an outspoken pedophile. See copypasta below:

>Avoid, Chickn's a 35 y/o morbidly obese white man living in Texas who has a history of grooming children on Discord. He'll claim that he only groomed a 17 year old who he had sex with when they were 19 but it's been proven he groomed that person when they were 16. They've also groomed kids as young as 13 and posted their nudes on 4chan Discords, which got the Discord servers banned. Anons have been saying he's a man for years now and he refuses to post proof that he's a woman, claiming he doesn't want to be "doxxed." It's all but confirmed it's a man. He only wants adult anons to add him so he can manipulate them into spending money on him. He's been known to dox and harass anons who add him but refuse to pay, and he's admitted to doing this in the past. He'll also claim that the collage of proof is fake when half of it are posts anyone can find on the archives and the rest are from Discord. The Discord posts are real because Chickn's previous accounts were banned, and Discord needs actual messages (i.e. messages you can report with a link) to ban accounts. Hence, the messages are real otherwise Discord wouldn't have banned chickn's old accounts.

>ASL
30 M EU
>Looking for
Fwb, f or tf
>Not looking for
M
>About me
I like a lot of things but im not enjoying anything atm couse i feel really lonely
Usually the dopamine shot After cumming helps but im tired of doing that alone too
>Discord
Aisendast

18f usa
looking for something long term with a porn addicted gooner neet who wants to abuse women.. i hope thats not too specific
.husbant on discord

>23/M/Mississippi
>Physical description:
I'm Caucasian, I stand at around 6'0" in height! I've got an average body that's a bit on the lean side, though I've started to work out in the hopes that I can get a bit more muscle as well. I've got darker brown hair that I tend to keep short a lot of the time, and brown eyes as well. I try to keep my face clean shaven as much as I can as I don't really like sporting a beard!

>About you
Hiya! I'm a pretty out-going guy who enjoys conversation and finding more about other people. I've hit a bit of a patch in my life where I'm looking for more people to meet with, but don't have a lot of outlets to do so. I'm an outdoorsy person who enjoys cycling, hiking, and kayaking, while I've also been wanting to try camping some more without much luck. I really enjoy wandering and just exploring new places, which also applies to photography as well. I don't really take photos myself, but I like discussing neat pictures or aesthetics with other people! I've a passion for literature, I write my own and read a lot of other works for inspiration on that front. I'm always a fan of discussing that form of art with other people, especially fellow creative types. I've been interested in doing more cooking, but I haven't really had a chance to explore that yet. There's other interests and such that I have, but I'll leave that out for now so there's more to talk about later.

>Looking for:
Someone to get to know better! I'm interested in finding friends-with-benefits, ideally someone close to me to meet up and have some fun. I'd like to keep in touch outside of that over Discord, too. I'm fine with any conversation topics! Be it lewd or something much more casual.

>Not looking for:
Other men, people who expect me to put ALL of the work in a conversation, submissives (I'm a sub!), people below 21. Actually read the post before you add me, please, and introduce yourself with your A/S/L!

>Discord:
aloneshirt793

>A/S/L
28/M/Utah
>Interests
Drawing, languages, running, DnD, history, soccer, guitar, anime
>Looking For
Cute women, 22-28, who want to be friends and chat, sext, masturbate together,possibly meet up for sex.
>Not Looking For
Men, trans, friendship only.
>Discord
crock47