Come meet the bug man and his schizophrenic antics

>>34118880 (OP)
Will you be my bf ?

>>34118884
Let's hear what bug man has to say very LOUDLY in order for us normals to take pity and eventually sleep with him because he's the hero of the story after all

Bug man says: he is very technologically proficient . He is so mentally superior and advanced from us mere mortals that they, in a total mindgame move, don't connect their headphones to their phone leaving swaths of noise as his tiny goldfish attention span regurgitates hispanic content

Passerbys tweak out in spastic queer support for the man. See, they're not poor at all. They don't need medicine or a doctor. They believe they're God or worse yet the ruler of the underworld...

>>34118901
Did you ask them to provide evidence ? Well, maybe your cunning wit can see by his outstretched hand that he is holding an electronic device known as a phone...and it has THE INTERNET.

Women must just throw themselves at this bug man. Do they know God selected him to do his bidding here on earth ?

"Maybe if I randomly type shit onto my keyboard I can sound important"

I see hundreds if not thousands of cases of mentally ill folk with the gravitas of a brain dead pope. I make fun of them all the time because of how incapable they are. It's fun. They really think some stupid shit and will play along with virtually any idea theyre presented with. It helps when they are the most obnoxious and incredibly rude fucking people you'd wish would be put to death

>>34118880 (OP)
Bugman wore white today.
That means something to someone, right ?! Remember when we all agreed THAT WHITE MEANT WHITE

What do you even tell dumb fucking niggas with zero self respect and nothing to provide?

His hivemind friends that live inside of a
Alexander Milne novel want to rape women

I'll post more of these if I have to but I hope this detracts from ignorant fucking brainlet offspring of incest to be constant fucking pests

Bug man said: involuntary mouth noises

Bug man says he's here to take down the government. That he's a hacker

Bugman hides his pedophilic personality

Bugman says Populous does

Anyways that's my /thread/. Bugman has already inspired imitators.

It's never shocking that the bar is so fucking low that people are basically lab experiments.
I can't guarantee that anyone here has the capacity to process reality

that guy mindraped you

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