I'm so fucking tired of 99% of threads here being just mindless gooning. No personality. No connection. Just soulless coom. :(

So here’s a thread for people who actually want to connect on a HUMAN level. Make real friends - and still keep it NSFW when it feels right. :3

Looking for people who:

>Want a long-term, friendly connection
>Wanna be actual goon buddies / besties
>Aren’t scared to share their day-to-day life
>Are down for kink but don’t act like robots
>Can hold a convo beyond “hru” and “im horni lol”
>Like sending dumb memes between horny chats
>Are into sharing fantasies, pics, voice notes, etc.
>Don’t disappear the moment they nut(!!!)
>Maybe even talk while gaming or chilling
>Are 18+ (duh)

Lemme start first:
I’m 25M, in a relationship with my 25F girlfriend. (Pic related)
She’s cute, slim, obedient, and into being shared. I’m mostly looking for someone to talk to long-term! :3
Someone I can chat with normally and be open enough to share pics, stories, fantasies about her (especially her feet, if that’s your thing lol). Not looking to sext me. This is about her.

If you vibe with that, drop your age, where you’re from, and what you’re into. Let’s actually make friends!

Telegram: @FD24X
Discord: mhmmfeet

Do you have a Teleguard? You are exactly what I’m looking for.

>>34165346 (OP)
hiyaaa
>ASL
19/M/UK
pan/bisexual
>About me
Programmer and tech guy (linux, servers and what not), about to go into uni! Quite the nerd and into the 4chan holy trifecta of vidya, anime and lewd as well as gamedev, video editing and night walks. specifically i like city and colony builder games. Been grinding the workers&resources (I keep running out of money). I have a twink-ish physique and people tell me i look mediterranean, tanned skin, long black hair. Ive started working out but its hard finding a time when other people arent out in the summer. Very lonly atm since most of the people ive known have parted ways so now just programming and watching anime all day, would love to get to know somebody, and maybe some lewd >.<!
>Fetishes
Anything (you) like i probably like too (4realz). But BDSM, messy/scent, petplay, chubby/wg, grosser stuff too... mainly a sub but can be a switch
>disc
bakedpotato_15948

>ASL
37/m/us
>Interests
deep house, trip hop, reggae, blues, funk, disco, breakbeat, soul, jazz, r&b, hip hop
>Looking For
album sharing
album trading
>Not Looking For
voice/video chat
server/group chat
>Discord
quebra.mar

>>34165346 (OP)
I mean this sounds fucking ideal, wrote an intro message and then bam, can’t send it.

Tele is atay9888 if you wanna chat

>>34165346 (OP)
i sent you a telegram aaaages ago but then you disappeared, though it mightve been on a different telegram or smthn

Looking for someone seeking to forge a genuine connection and friendship. I’m 29 years old, into American history, love watching classic movies and listening to old classic rock and jazz music.

Live a pretty lonely life, and yes I am married but not having a true bro in my life makes it lonely outside of her. I’ve tried to create a friendship on here before but this is my final time. Pretty weird place to try but I can’t think of anywhere else and I’ve tried everything else. Bumble, Facebook, Reddit; nothing has worked. People just seem to be incredibly shallow. I doubt this will work but I guess it’s my last shot before accepting a lifetime of male loneliness outside of my wife.

Obviously me posting here does include the side of being a cuck, and I am one. But it is not my main focus, so don’t immediately ask about my wife or you’ll be blocked. But I would like to gradually work up to it.

Teleguard: DR9J5BB6T

>>34165408
He’s a total flake, probably larping, no clue why he keeps making these threads, everything he says in the OP is a complete lie. It’s retarded

>>34165501
probably is a larp since he only posts 1 picture

>>34165346 (OP)
Some people need a human connection to coom

>>34165764
I just get a ton of messages on my socials, so it's difficult keeping up