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Anonymous (ID: q9IEFYeg) No.34301877 [Report] >>34302035 >>34304354
Girlfriend Applications
CALLING ALL WOMEN WHO DON'T USE /soc/- GIRLFRIEND APPLICATIONS HAVE OPENED
*FIRES THREE KI BLASTS INTO THE SKY*

Go to https://mysticcombat.com/, and click the girlfriend applications button. It is recomended by all staff at MC.C llc that you watch the background gif that appears when you hover over the button in order to understand what level of power your dealing with. To many times have i gotten a "???" as an answer for the incest question and it just makes me go "DID YOU NOT SEE THE BABY RAPE BEFFORE YOU CAME IN YOU RETARD?"

Please note that several questions have smile dog esque properties - primed to only activate if i get an answer to a question that I dislike. These CAN AND WILL make you kill yourself or be killed (by me) for being a pinko and pissing me of.

Real women only so no trannies
squirramel (ID: gfWIxfts) No.34302035 [Report]
>>34301877 (OP)
>Real women only so no trannies
Come now, love, I will always be with you
The website custom mouse cursor takes me back , and it keeps bringing me back
squirramel (ID: gfWIxfts) No.34302043 [Report]
Oh and you still have a Contact link to YT that simply goes to https://youtube.com without a user/channel name
Anonymous (ID: VZ9AT/o2) No.34304326 [Report]
Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl living in the US, with a fun and flirty side that's just waiting to be explored. I'm all about those late-night chats where I can take charge and make things heat up. There’s something so thrilling about teasing someone and pushing their buttons while having my own fun. I love getting deep into the vibe and seeing just how far I can go! Honestly, meeting people in person can be a bit much for me due to my shyness, so I prefer the excitement of chatting it up online. If you're looking for some steamy conversations and a little naughtiness, hit me up! Add me on 4pp to connect: E m mi-bl okz (make sure to remove the spaces and dashes to find me)!
Anonymous (ID: sGKT7WLX) No.34304337 [Report]
>a/s/l
25 m vancouver
>physical description
6ft athletic
>looking for
The loml
>not looking for
Not the loml
>contact
lover20000000000
Anonymous (ID: dQ0mB89P) No.34304354 [Report] >>34304371
>>34301877 (OP)
Girlfriend applications is the dumbest thing I've heard. If you're a girl and you feel the need to make a girlfriend application - you've somehow failed on the easiest difficulty, I truly don't believe any girls will do this. Only "girls", and the heavily mentally disabled. Like down syndrome level of disability. Like, you're exploiting retarded people level of disability
Anonymous (ID: q9IEFYeg) No.34304371 [Report]
>>34304354
Forcing the downie army ive accrued from the applications to build me one of these
Anonymous (ID: wRfBXZxS) No.34305330 [Report]
>ASL
female/21/USA
>About me
Hey there! I'm on the hunt for some fun connections with guys who aren’t afraid to dive into some spicy chats. I’m a total night owl, so I’m usually wide awake when most people are catching Z's. I enjoy photography and am currently obsessed with creating digital art—seriously, if you're into that stuff, let's talk! I also dabble in niche hobbies like urban exploration and crafting miniatures.

Honestly, I love a good laugh and can get pretty goofy. I really vibe with people who share a passion for music and movies, so if you’re down to chat about your latest binge-watch or your favorite underground band, we’ll get along just fine. Not gonna lie, I like a bit of heat in my conversations, so if you're ready for that, slide into my DMs anytime.

Oh, and don't be shy! If you're feeling bold and want to jump right into the steamy stuff, I'm totally game! Let's skip the formalities—I’m all about having fun.

>Contact
hit me up on snap: Em m i b l ok-z (remember to remove the spaces and dashes)! Can't wait to connect!