Thread 34377179

Post YOUR IDEAL PARTNER
Got it?
Good.
If you don't have anything else in mind, save the picture attached and keep the gender of the person you'd like to date. Write some things about your ideal person that people may want to know.
Spruce up the pic and give it some pizzazz.
You can post relevant details about yourself, but if you want to make an image mostly about who you are, go to >>34357997.
>Welcome to the party!

>>34377179 (OP)
26 male usa, north carolina
skelly boi with scruffy vibes, spends too much time gaming, watching anime, or just messing around on the internet. quiet at first, but a total softie once we connect
discord
_squidman_

>ASL
20/M/USA (Southeast)

>Looking for
Someone to chat with over Discord, I'd be open to VC as well once we get to know each other better. I'd love to hear about your day, send memes, and share conspiracy theories.

>Discord
TLMEnjoyer

>>34377179 (OP)
*flies over thread in helecopter drops iron crate containing babetilda* ITS FEEDING TIME WAKU WAKU
sticksuicide

>>34377179 (OP)
27/m/usa
i don't ask for much, just a best friend i can love
__dia

>Something about me
28 year old autistic khhv guy, blonde hair, blue eyes, I wear glasses, a bit chubby atm but I am on a diet. I live in central europe so please only people from the eu.
I am mostly into nerdy things like history, books, video games, anime, philosophy and museums. Very much like talking about different things and interests you might have. Happy to talk about some lore, book or other nerdy things you like to yapp about and play games with you.
>What I am looking for
Mostly what is in my picture. Please have some serious intentions and be either autistic yourself or okay with autism and being clingy.
>Not looking for
Ghoster If you are someone who regulary ghosts people then don't add me, collects friends or is a dry texter. Someone who talks with many different people and is not willing to put in time.
>contact
My discord is in the picture.

my ideal woman is
>tall for a woman, 5'7+
>curvy but not in an unhealthy way
>Naturally big tits, idgaf about ass I'm a boobs guy
>is as autistic about metal as me

If you fell into a tesseract between 1890~1930 and are somehow posting on 4chan, let me know.

>>34377179 (OP)
redid and added to mine from a couple threads back

autismismysuperpower88@proton.me

my ideal gf is funny and has a fat ass
thats all
decent looking, tall, have all my hair, full beard, lift every day, dad bod
but im autistic so all of that has gone to waste
30/m/est discord is plaguejar

pic is you

me:
>Russian, 30m, living in London, UK
>school principal
>6'1, long brown curly hair (ponytail), glasses, beard, tattoos
>hobbies/interests: motorcycles, gaming, metal, kickboxing, calisthenics, DIY, hiking, stand up comedy
>dom, into pretty rough stuff
>looking for someone as kinky as I am, something long term, bpd/abandonment/daddy issues more than welcome
>not looking for fatsos, men, anyone older than 25, anyone who wants kids/marriage
>disc: airways3.14

>>34378305
I wish girls like this existed instead of just being a product of our deranged hopes and dreams.

>ASL
30/M/NYC

>looking for
Bio Femanons, especially nerdy ones/gamers. Would love someone in NYC or close by in NJ, PA, CT.

>Contact
Discord: itzzandr0id

i am male 29 my discord is evergreen_park i like doing these drawings

>>34382015
what's zoo

>>34382117
i realize now that might show a different picture but its litterally enjoys the zoo i live right next to the zoo and i go all the time and like watching the animols...

24m
I'm tired
Jfac01

38/m/california
discord:mcboots

ASL
30/MtF(post-op)/Oregon/NEET
>Favorite sub-genre
Metalhead/goth

>Physical description
White, 5'11, brown hair, some tattoos on my arms, glasses, blue eyes. I dress like a typical metal head in all black.
>Looking for
A biological woman to date in Oregon who (preferably goth) is loving/caring/compassionate/snuggly. I can be very clingy, so I like women who are dependable and attentive. I do well with people who have a dark sense of humor (or at least tolerate off-color statements, (I make them all the time).
>Not looking for
Men , Drug users, Extremists, Other trans people, dog owners cuz I hate dogs, gun owners, trumpers, people who are poly, people who smoke cigs/vape/weed, mexicans


>I have a Discord.

I might add you on Discord if u reply with ur info. I constantly watch the thread to see if I get a genuine positive reply.... ,,,,

ideal gf right here nobody can compete

>>34377717
page 10

well here is mine. Probably not the place my ideal bf is lurking but this is what Ive been daydreaming about.

>>34393507
Discord?

>>34393524
I don't post my tag anymore sorry, always end up forgetting about the throwaway acc, I just add people from time to time, but less so these days.

>>34393581
Well aren't you a buzz kill

>>34393507
I tick all of these except the library one (my uni ID counts as a library card I guess? I went there today)

This is my post >>34377396
My tag is TLMEnjoyer if you want to add me.

I'm 19/M/Brazeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel
I'm a centrist, shut-in (not NEET), HPD-having, agnostic artist. My interests include drawing, writing, history, fantasy, theater, figurines, plushies, anime, games.
>Discord
dormynightmare

>>34395232
Also I won't check back on this thread since I probably won't get any adds. This place is honestly useless man.
Better not speak ill of me!

28/m/us
Oh God it hurts.

I'm a mathematician. While writing my dissertation I spent all day every day for a year in coffee shops doing math, and in one starbucks there was a weeb goth girl I sometimes talked to and fell in love with xd (I listened to goth music while writing my dissertation and I'm a weeb xd)

Right around that time I developed schizophrenia which led to me getting permanently kicked out of that starbucks. I'm recovered now and very productive, but I still miss the girl who felt like home.
>discord
detriti99

While writing my math dissertation I spent all day every day for a year in coffee shops doing math. In one starbucks there was a weeb goth girl I'd talk to sometimes who I fell in love with xd (I'm a weeb and I listened to a lot of goth music during my dissertation xd)

Around that time I developed schizophrenia which led to me getting permanently kicked out of the starbucks. I'm recovered now and very productive, but I still miss that girl.

This song is what their personality was like: caring, mysterious, cynical
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2U-jmmuGtIo
If that's you dear God please add me xd
>discord
detriti99

>>34395232
i was rooting for you from your previous posts but I now see you're from brazil.. shame

just posting to see what happens, not expecting much at all
>About me

Eccentric Audhd specialist type. I have a hyper-fixation for art

>looking for

Long term communicative relationship with a femanon who matches my energy. Eccentric, Autistic, Paraphillic, Hyperactive, and Free of spirit. dunno if it transcends into anything but itd just be refreshing to be in the presence of a woman who gets it

>Not looking for
racists, transphobes, someone too mentally ill to hold consistent conversation, dopamine junkies looking for a quick first meeting with someone new, friend collectors who add then not say anything

Tag : v3g4b0nd

>>34397998
Guys a dream girl added me but after a while she went quiet and unadded me. This sucks

>>34399803
>She has LIVED a life of sin.
>He isn't even allowed to WATCH porn.
lmao

>>34399961
nigga read again, he isn't even allowed to play video games or watch tv. His every motivation in life is doing stuff to please and serve her interests/desires.

But she's a strong Christian woman who will serve her man, riiight?

Discord: Rnsam349

>>34400597
this is your IDEAL PARTNER not you dumbass

Trans-girl here with a soft, smooth, thicc body, a flat chest and a fat ass.
Looking to chat and make friends with girls or guys, I don't mind! ^•^

Plz don't be weird, demanding or overly horny! I just wanna make friends and talk to some cool people :3

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>>34399803
You sound like some born again christian bitch I had the displeasure of interacting with. She was retarded and obnoxious and she even thought she was going to get raptured last month (she didnt). All of you turbo religious autists are the same, and I suggest any anon even considering adding this person to just avoid them like the plague. Find a normal christian (or whatever religion you support), the ones that find religion later in life are all crazy.

>about me
23f first time posting here altho i lurk a lot
i pass as normal in my day to day but romantically whenever anyone gets close they realize i'm crazy and leave :<
5'6 east asian pretty average looking imo but ive also been told i have self esteem issues
pic is me :3

>looking for
i like guys that are funny (in a sarcastic/dark humor kinda way). i like being the clingy one in the relationship i get kinda uncomfortable when guys r clingy but i also get sad if they get annoyed at me for being clingy ;-;
looks wise i dont rlly have any strong preferences but would prefer taller + average in all aspects? i also have a massive thing for guys w/glasses lol

>contact
rikawai.99 on signal ;p

>>34388457
literally me lol

>>34401817
Do you have a discord?

>>34401847
yeah but im using signal to vet ppl so i dont get spam adds lol

smarter than me
cute
likes daft punk
wears raglan sweaters
jewish
maybe hapa
wants to be a filmmaker
good taste in everything
narrow shoulders and skinny neck
doesn't browse soc or know what it is obviously

>>34379769
I enjoyed reading that. Good luck. It's only thing I can say as I don't live in US

>>34402042
I understand, but Signal wants a phone number, so big nono
Session? Email?

woman that loves me as i love her

>>34401817
Set up literally anything but signal. You have like 6 tele apps to use that don't require any phone number

>>34401684
Luke 5:1–11

>>34402438
</3

>>34401826
then be my gf you whore

19/f/usa

>discord
joyfulcassie

>>34401817
way too much effort for a catfisher

>>34403120
That's a whole lotta requirements for some 19yo wannabe neet girl that probably offers next to nothing

>>34403120
are u the cassie everyone is always hating on?

>>34401817
i'd add you if you weren't asian
t. guy that fills all your boxes

>>34403205
Yes. Last time I checked the has made 5 different accounts because she kept showing up in the archives

>>34403120
Doesnt even try and hide it now she's outed

>>34403926
Add another one to the list boys.

discord: bibbleaddict

>>34403926
i believe the screenshot is edited. i honestly don't remember sending those messages, and i also looked through my dm history and couldn't find them. anyway, if the screenshot is actually real and i just don't remember the conversation, then sure, if a guy offers to buy me something, i will accept it. however, i never go out of my way to ask for money/games. my goal on soc is strictly to form friendships/relationships. i have more than enough money on my own. that said, if a guy on HIS OWN ACCORD wants to buy me something, i will accept it. it does not make me a beggar to accept a gift that i did not ask for. AGAIN these gifts (which no one on soc is even buying me anything anyways) are always out of the kindness of other people’s hearts. never because i asked for it first.

>>34404048
>>34404035
This is much more prevalent than i though holy fuck

>>34403926
>>34404048
cassie confirmed the dms herself lol

>>34404055
those alleged dms in that screenshot is not the same dms i posted

>>34404059
those are my dms with you lol

>>34402055
>doesn't browse soc or know what it is
erm... awkwaaard

>shorter than me (I'm 5'100
>can be older or younger (im 23)
>has unique interests
>is a bit of a dunce
>will move to Australia

>Looking for
Anyone really, just need someone in my life for companionship

discord: kerilaus

>>34399803
Women want male virgins now ?

>>34404136
they always have
every girl wants a cute virgin
just not the cringe ones that try to sleep around and fail
>>34404087
hey man it's a creative writing exercise obviously such a person wouldn't exist here they'd be off doing something productive or actually fun

>discord
rootbarq

Serious question.
Has anyone ever met their ideal partner here and get happily married?

>>34404636
Yes to date i know of 3 people married and at least 1 child as a result of this thread

don't care if cis or trans either

>asl
30s/M/NW UK

discord: cokohi

28/M/OH
Disc: Memarine

>>34404900
So 4/100000 and those 4 were female posters…

23 male usa northern Michigan

Honestly, a flat chested woman under 40

>>34404900
wow! only 1 have kids out of fucking hundreds of desperate men that try and get absolutely nothing
SAD!

New here, but I know how to make an impression. Thoughts?
.....

>>34406895
>hundreds
Literally thousands by this point

These threads are never meant for actually finding people. They're just creative exercises where you may get a few 10 minute conversations out of someone before you get bored of each other

>ASL
25/M/USA
>bio
I am a rich, handsome, successful(in my own ways) person from the south east, i am looking for a qt3.14 wife.. I’m a pure virgin by choice,not because I can’t, but because I have standards. I don’t waste time on mediocrity. If you can keep up with me intellectually, maybe I’ll let you cook me dinner.
I like gaming, music, workingout, and reading, cooking, cute animals and tv shows/movies
>not looking for
MEN
TRANNYS
ghosters
>discord
qelvra

>>34406895
You can add a multi year long failed relationship to those stats

I'm a lot to handle, but that's part of the fun. Up for it?
.....

Let's make tonight one to remember... or forget.

Maybe you're the spark I've been waiting for tonight.
....

>>34406895
That I personally know about cpt.bringdown

>>34403120
Shes definitely fake lmao boring as shit too

>>34407537
>Literally thousands by this point
>>34409296
>You can add a multi year long failed relationship to those stats

LOL, this place is grim

she doesn't exist...

coolestcatinthedark

>>34415705
fuck I forgot the image