King’s birthday edition
NRL
>GAME 1
Canterbury Bulldogs v Parramatta Eels
4:00pm AEST on Fox and Kayo
Accor Stadium, Homebush
1.42-2.89
>Adding to the rivalry between these clubs is Lachlan Galvin's choice to sign with the Bulldogs in preference to the team he supported as a youngster. The final match of Round 14 sees a traditional rivalry reignited as the ladder-leading Bulldogs host the struggling Eels at Accor Stadium on Monday afternoon. The Bulldogs had a bye in Round 13 and their last outing was a shock 8-44 loss to the Dolphins in Round 12. The Eels suffered a 10-18 defeat to the Panthers in Round 13, their third loss in five. Bulldogs' Captain Stephen Crichton, Max King, and Kurt Mann return from Origin duties/rest, providing a significant boost. Matt Burton's kicking game and direction will be vital. Daniel Suluka-Fifita also returns from concussion. For the Eels, Will Penisini is expected back from concussion. Mitchell Moses will steer the ship from halfback, with Junior Paulo and Ryan Matterson providing the attack. Isaiah Iongi is expected to continue at fullback. The Bulldogs have had the wood over the Eels in their last two meetings, winning 22-18 in Round 14, 2024, and 16-8 in Round 3 of the current 2025 season. However, the head-to-head record at Accor Stadium is evenly poised at 18 wins apiece.
Bulldogs 1-12 2.90
Bulldogs 13+ 2.35
Eels 1-12 4.00
Eels 13+ 8.25
Bulldogs -8.5 1.97 Eels +8.5 1.84
NSWRL
>GAME 1
Canterbury Bulldogs v Western Suburbs Magpies
1:40pm AEST on Fox and Kayo
Accor Stadium, Homebush
>Live coverage of Round 14 of the NSW Cup.
>>149054742 (OP)That looks familiar
>>149054742 (OP)wait would the King really be a peels customer
6th for MY cowgirl gf has sex with me in cowgirl
>>149056659fuck meant to say MY cowgirl gf jetaya
>>149057027based he should eat a burger with a knife and fork while saving the Irish from their african american proclivities but the troubles are over and if they want to become just like Compton and the Bronx they are free to do so, sorry mister Irish I know you're a teacher and all
>A wing or fullback, she previously played for the Gold Coast Titans and North Queensland Cowboys.
The King
md5: 2444e2d433f33784f1e5fac5eb19756f
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I'd like to pay my respects to the true and current owner of the lands upon which we live, work and play: His Majesty King Charles III. Long may he reign.
Not so easy to pick and stick when a once in a generation group of talent doesn't magically fall into your lap. Isn't that right, QLD?
>dropping your captain
dce
md5: ef09cd2844ae5e33c237731d3cfab34b
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Did we know that Ponga had a new mrs? She's a glamour
Billy so rattled he can't even decide his 17
>>149074180Wait who replaced DCE
dearden was already in the 17
Mam and Mann
Not a long kicking game in the squad
Needed Fogarty
>and as our Expert Commentator for State of Origin 2028 today we have former dropped captain DCE
>yeah thanks Billy, so...
>>149054825Canterbury R4 #5
>it’s not spelled the same though
>>149074180not sure if "just getting origin" will be enough to ensure this shitshow of a team can win a game
I think it will look like
1. Ponga
2. Holmes
3. Toia
4. Tabuai-Fidow
5. Coates
6. Munster
7. Dearden
8. Fotuaika
9. Grant
10. Fa’asuamaleaui
11. Cotter
12. Nanai
13. Carrigan
14. Mann
15. Collins
16. Capewell
17. Loiero
18. Howarth
19. Mam
20. Horsburgh
>dropping your captain
What a shitshow. NSW will heem them again.
Yeah here at NSW we only bench our captain.
Now that Smellmafinger has been confirmed as the bears coach, the door is open for Kev to replace Billy
I'm beginning to realise that league is the only sport that's actually fun to watch.
Soccer has too little scoring and a slight mishap is all that a team needs to win, making it very random. Teams also park the bus after scoring which leads to endless stretches of nothing happening. There's also the diving.
Basketball has too many breaks and is too predictable with all of the plays being worked out.
Cricket has long bowls between plays and when one team is obviously better than the other you can turn it off.
American football is maybe five minutes of play time and an hour of adverts.
AFL has too many one sided results which make the game a forgone conclusion too often.
Only league has virtually zero breaks in play, constant action, dynamic plays with endless variability, lack of diving, the ability for a team to make a comeback late in the game and with chance and skill balanced to make the results not too predictable but not too random.
I actually get a lot out of sports that you wouldn't consider "fun" viewing eg test cricket or baseball. Something very comfy about chilling on the couch for hours and watching very slow paced games. Commentary goes super in-depth about statistics and player analysis because the action is sparse. Its perfect for a NEET autist.
First time in a while Queensland have announced their peem before NSW
>>149076523Union can be ok once you’ve watched enough games to understand the rules around Rucks and mauls that you understand every penalty the ref blows.
More strategy in the game plus a bigger international scene, pity it’s a dead sport in aus.
The thing my afl friends hate is the bomb at the end of every set in league, they say it’s always the same and they get bored. Union at least counters that by a much more complex kicking strategy game.
This is prob why international league never takes off, and the 40/20 was added. I still think league needs more adjustments so 50 out of 50 sets in a game don’t end with the same bomb to the same corner.
Agree otherwise.
>>149077122>so 50 out of 50 sets in a game don’t end with the same bomb to the same cornerBased casual
>>149074177I slept till 10. I love public holiday Mondays
>>149076523Soccer would be great if they made the field smaller and switched from grass to ice. Make the ball smaller and flat. Since they’re on ice, they’ll need ice skates and won’t be able to kick, so we’ll give them a stick to use instead. You won’t be able to fit as many on the field, so let’s make it 2 goalkeepers and 5 guys each team trying to score on the field at a time
>>149076900Cricket is incredibly comfy to drink and watch with your friends on a lazy sunny afternoon.
cricket is the ultimate background sport
perfect to have on while you do other things
WTC final this Wednesday night as well (epic and based)
As a QLDer I'm ashamed of my state how could Billy drop the captain.
>Munster Dearden Halves pairing
No kicking whatsoever but a lot of dummies thrown
>>149072089It was really just Greg Inglis he was the difference each and every game and he was born in NSW and played for QLD to spite racis NSW selectors for never picking Anthony Mundine.
>>149077815Kicking doesn't matter in Origin
>>149077122kek fuck off yawnionsperg
>>149077851this might be one of most retarded takes ever seen on /nrl/ desu
>>149077122>>149077815>plebbit spacing Careful, that mask is slipping
Zoomers don’t know about kicking duels
https://youtu.be/qv_PMbTXbKc
why no papenhausen for origin?
im trolling /afl/ again im such a little devil!
mummys little favourite boy im so cheeky
>Tom Dearden has played 116 games of NRL and he hasn't kicked a 40/20 or a field goal
LMAO
all the blues supporters seething that mam's been added to the extended maroons bench is great to see
Why even make the DCE the captain if he had selection marks against him. Why isnt he in the squad either? Why the fuck is Mam there? I just dont get it lads
>bet $123.45 on Spaceballs in the 5th race at Canterbury for the meme
>runs 4th
I am retarded
Should I tip the wogdogs to get at least 16 points?
>>149079590Seems pretty safe even in the rain
Lachlan getting fucking laid out waiting room
>>149079395Mam is only good as a luxury player when your side is way on top. No idea whatsoever why qld picked him.
At the same time dropping DCE and adding Capewell were both good calls.
NSW still gonna smash them.
PARRACHADS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
ALL THE EELCHADS GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME
don't quit your day job matty and bring back matty nable
>>149080014When you have that many ATS in a multi, you’re better off leaving out the h2h, it’s not worth the risk
why they booing ado carr?
they're racist also he used to play for the doggies
>6 MOOOOOOOOOAR
the script is will and truly written here
>can't score off a 20 tackle set
dogs are FINISHED
>>149080173They’re saying boo-carr, boo-carr
>>149080143>a thread sucking up to the royal family>Part of the reason I'm happy not to live in NSW anymore.
>defend your ringers off for 5 sets
>trick meme play results in an interception
just Eelies things desu :3
KINO
KINO
KINO
LOMAXGOD
MOSESGOD
based that puts the zionists in there place
Why the FUCK is Crichton kicking?
How is that not a high tackle btw
pass it to the Fox cunt ffs
ref just wants to be able to leave the carpark in one piece
kek @ this Galvin cam bullshit
be funny if they don't play galvin lol
what are the touchies doing ffs
If Mitch Moses is a leb why does have blue eyes.
BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN
eels playing their best game all year and looking a legit chance here.
eels have been playing well since Moses came back and are probably unlucky not to have a few more wins desu A lot of the young guys Ryles has been playing coming into their own.
HAS ANYONE SEEN LACHLAN GALVIN???!!
he’s sitting on the bench atm
this Galvin dick riding is sickening
At least someone like Katoa deserves the hype ffs
is lomax the best winger in the comp? why did it take 6 years for coaches to figure this out?
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another soft one fuck me
and they're taking the cowardly poo
>poo
EELS FUCKING GONNA WIN THIS NOW
I slap the pokies harder desu
eek eek eek galvin is warming up eeeeeek
will be a travesty if peels lose
was all galvin there
t. sports writer
feeling rotten desu lads reckon I’m taking the flu
lol Sutton going to square up the 6 agains now that the game is over
>>149080149This would be way better if they used the actual terminator font
based dumb lebos celebrating their white prince
You all had the good sense to have Galvin ats right?
Oh great.... can you imagine the amount of wankfest we are gonna have to endure now that the fuckhead talentless plodder galvin scored...
as if the matty johns promo wasnt cringy enough!!!
well this win should ensure the lloyd christmas stays at the dogs for another week... if they lost then he probably woulda joined canberra and become a cancer in that club...
GOULD JUST CUM
EAT SHIT BENJI
GALVIN FUCKING GOD DOG AWOOO
https://www.nrl.com/news/2025/06/09/kikau-sen-to-to-the-bin/
pussifying this spoort to death desu
Taylan May join the Tigers soon, according to reports
The amount of plebit spacing ITT is too damn high
Wonder if the Dragons women will get 50 put on them like the mens side did on Thursday
It’s one thing to have 50 put on. To lose by 50 is something else
>>149050742>lose 56-6>be in 11th >Yaaaaaaay usJust merger things. This is what happens when your peem has no sovl
He takes that bait too easily
>plebbit spacing mentioned
>mergecuck appears 30 seconds later
Remember when he was exposed as a furfag?
>>149081433>Just merger things. This is what happens when your peem has no sovl
people fight over 11th spot these days???
lel, wahs fans would never lower themselves like that
>make fun banter post
>rabbit trannies undergo prolonged sissyclit leakage and meltdown
>he still thinks I’m a soufs customer
The sperg is strong in this one lads
>>149081485They cheer for it. After losing by 50 apparently
smells a bit Priemer in here
Kek the merge customer is just jumping at shadows now. This is what happens when your peem loses 56-6
apparently ive never been on live television
>>149081499>rabbit tranniesit's sistergirls and brotherboys champ iykwim haha
Watching the replay of St Helens v Wigan women from the other night
couldn't watch the game today (twas golfing). couple questions
was galvin good?
were the bulldogs better or worse with galvin in the team?
was the commentary dicksucking bareable?
>>149081821Burton carried the bulldogs today and ran the show. Galvin was just a passenger.
Remember Galvin carried the bulldogs to 3 wooden spoons and is way overhyped by the media. He could be good after completely learning the bulldogs system and fitting in but no way I would be letting him guide the team or call plays for a long time yet. Bulldogs are smart enough to know that too. Maybe by the end of the season if he does well, they will let him start calling some plays.
>>149081893carried the tigers to 3 wooden spoons*
>>149081670Their is literally no lineup QLD can name that will beat that NSW team. NSW for the 3-0 sweep.
Can anyone explain to me what makes Kurt Capewell good?
I don't think he's bad, he seems quite solid on defense but he's quite slow with the ball in hand
>>149081944Think of Brisbane broncos were every player they get is just based on highlight reels and how they are so inconsistent and all over the show.
Capewell is the opposite of that, never on the highlight reel, rock solid and consistent, makes everyone around him better and totally reliable on defence. QLD will be on the backfoot defending all game so its what they need.
>>149081944he got his cock sucked by a bloke through a hole
galvin is worth the money
>>149082059fuck off... hes a talentless hack! he will kill the dogs season cause he is cancer. just look what he did to the poor tigers.
>>149081821It's his first game and he came off the bench. We'll see what he's doing in 6 weeks, so long as he fits himself in with the team they'll look after him
>>149077122International league had already taken off until it was gelded in the 90s with the super league war, the poms switching to summer season, stupid meme format wc tournaments, and the complete lack of support for proper tours and test series
We're still Queenslanders.
>>149082952Dylan Brown about to get the Wayne Chisholm treatment
>00:00:00
*checks catalog*
Where’s the new thread?
this is us till thursday fella
>page 8
Fucking soccer threads kek
This badboy is getting to 500
Billy Boston will become the first Rugby League player to be knighted
He’s got a bit of a Bill Cosby look going
There’d be loads of rugby league knights if the poms could win world cups
Herbie Farnworth is the best pom I've ever seen
>>149090725Bonnie Blue would like a word
Cam Munster is the new Maroons captain
Is he storm captain? I can't remember
>>149092130Harry Grant is
I'm trolling afl again like mummy's little clever boy
>>149092169Is Harry injured or something, wait I'll check the team list
>>149092169No but Stephen May
>>149092419I thought you’re not meant to use your phone at school
Billy is absolutely fucking retarded naming and a non-club captain as captain when his club captain is in the team
mummy mummy come look at the posts i make in /afl/!
>>149054742 (OP)Fucking legend, God save the King!
Billy slaters last year as qld coach
>>149092581Please support the Parramatta Eels
QLD have sensationally moved Pat Carrigan to the bench to try and counter the impact of NSW’s bench.
Trent Loiero gets a start at lock.
Kurt Capewell moved to the starting edge with Jeremiah Nanai also back to the bench.
Ezra Mam is the official 18th man…
>ynr when there was an ip counter
>>149093278we deserve to lose at this point
https://youtu.be/sxa1gEzZTyI
and context kek
https://youtu.be/8PjRsfPCo98
>>149094620Kinda miss it desu
>>149054742 (OP)This is embarrassing. You've had the picture of King Cuckold for two days and now everyone on /sp/ thinks we're England's bitch.
But the Parramatta jersey
go finger your asshole in afl m8
>>149096295G U T H E R S O N
>>149096436>/afl/ tripfag
Apparently the Broncos trademarked this logo
shout out to those uso homies I saw in latin america love you usobros
if you call a maori nigga uso will they know what you mean?
>>149097369yeah it's common parlance
if they don't then they've been gentrified to a point of no return and should no longer be considered Maori or Polynesian
>>149097421I just ask because on a vacation I saw some usobros and their rugby team or what I thought were oosebros and hes like “nah mate we are maori that’s racist for you to say that to me” and then an actual usobro started talking to me and cousin went to my high school and it was all cool
But I feel like if it was a group of strictly maori guys he would’ve tried to fight me for it
>>149097605maori are generally left wing these days so that reaction doesn't surprise me
don't overthink it m8
something fishy going on here
>be Jye Gray
>Dally M appearer
>pushed out by the most over rated player since SBW
>Le Latrell is bad amirite guys? Do I fit in yet?!?
Embarrassing, this is a pro Latrell community
Raiders indicate Savelio Tamale will miss at least 10-12 weeks after dislocating his patella (kneecap) - and could be longer pending surgeon review.
A few different surgical techniques can be required (repair/reconstruct ligament, realign bone, release connective tissue) - most require 3-5 months recovery.
"There's a reason you separate military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state, the other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people." - William Adama
Who does Billy see in Trent Loiero?
Luke Metcalf from the warriors and Katoa from the dolphins are both eligible to play for NSW in origin.
So even if Clearly and Moses both got injured, NSW has 2 of the best halves in the comp on current form.
And yes Luai and Hynes are non options, I would be going straight to Metcalf first followed by Katoa second.
Kek, forgot your irish proxy, poof
>>149098652metgod isn't ready for the big stage yet but he will be next season
The Brisbane Broncos trademarked this logo last week
https://search.ipaustralia.gov.au/trademarks/mobile/view/2553435
>>149097296>>149098760It’s so over BroncGODS bros…
>>149098706whos the girl?
>>149098706Good luck, they sold out within an hour.
Lot of women on the sabo instagram asking for a restock
>>149098942this is the second retarded take ive seen from laurie in the last week
>>149098760they definitely need a new logo but this is just too soulless & corporate
dropping DCE is a dog act and he's being used as a scapegoat and all the media are piling on him the poor bugger, its like they didn't even watch the game and just went yeah its his fault lets keep trusting Billy
absolutely perplexing, its like a company has 3 years of no profits and then they fire some manager instead of the ceo and all the fuckwits go awwww yeah good choice I mean it was his fault after all and in the background all the employees are eating their shoes and the competition in the background are laughing at them while they fuck dumb company's wives #DCEDOGACT
why don't QLD pick Galvin?
I hope NSW put 50 on us and humiliates billy
>>149099210Not eligible. He might play for NSW in a few years. Maybe
>>149099162chill, next Wednesday when QLD get annhilated without DCE there, they will all go back to blaming Billy and act like they knew it was his fault all along.
The interesting thing is NSW has a better team and better up and coming players so will probably win the majority of series for at least the next 7 years.
There is going to be alot of QLD cope
>>149099243Yeah but DCE is like 43 years old. This should be his farewell origin.
>>149099247exactly
>thanks for all those wins and effort you put in see ya loser puts the jersey to shame
>>149099247Na this is Billy's farewell origin...
>farewell origin
I hate the idea of giving people spots in teams just to farewell them
Just means they retired too late
funny how Billy has turned out to be QLDs Freddy
who would you prefer coach QLD?
Alf & Kevvie > Alf & Wally
Walsh should be captain and coach
Uncle Wayne should be the QLD coach and this bullshit of not allowing a club coach to rep coach has to be put to bed (forever, because it's dumb)
captain coaches in Origin would be so kino
>>149099302Ange, he needs a new gig after Tottenham, its a bold move but its certain to write headlines and sell tickets.
>>149099302drop in Mal. or get this. Wally...
screw them coaching they should play and show the freshies how its done
>>149099504i reckon mal could still play.
He’s 64 years old, it’s not a Rocky movie kek
I still wouldn't want him running at me
>>149099599Me either. Not sure we can say the same about the 17 running out for NSW
>he hasn't even kicked a 40 20
>this will win us origin
LMAO
how many has DCE kicked in Origin?
You reckon 40+ former player touch only origin would draw ratings?
>>149099757SCOTT PRINCE? pog
He's kicked at least one, because he kicked one last year
>JT hates DCE
>JT joins QLD coaching staff
>JT 'calls out' Leniu for racism
>Leniu 'calls out' JT for not 'calling out' Mam
>JT influences Billy to drop DCE for Mam to try and upset Leniu
QLD are a fucking shambles KEK
>>149099757I reckon over 35s origin would get ratings, as a one off for charity type thing. Nobody likes watching touch
Fact: Queensland should have rushed Sam Walker into halfback, Joey 2005 style.
Womens vs u15 boys SoO, double header
Walker Brothers will be coaching Queensland for game 3
>>149100982this but in the bedroom giwtwm iykwim haha
>>149104478very good satire post ahahaha so funny to imagine
>>149104658haha yeah it was definitely satire i totally don't wish it would happen to me or better yet the locker room
>>149104712Not even going to make a satirical joke about if they double header the girls u15?
>>149104973would rather not be arrested or carbombed cheers mate
>>149105366That's cool. So anyway, there's cricket on tomorrow do you like cricket?
>>149105404no for me it's t20 iykwim haha
>>149105404>cricket?Cricket? Nobody understand cricket! You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket!
>>149107150Based Ninja Turtles enjoyer
>>149107318>he enjoys teenagers
chez spotted sitting away from his teammates at the airport
>>149107367Turtles so it’s ok
https://youtu.be/FKGVaAfJM0I
>>149107444>taking the poo
>>149107318Was is actually Ninja over there? Please tell me you guys didn't also call them "Hero Turtles"
>>149107670It was Ninja. I think the hero thing was just in the UK
Thinking crumpets for brekky tomorrow
>>149107520reckon turtles is worse mate
you're going away for a long time
>>149108215this but cumpets
>>149107444>Just did a poo lads
>>149107670It was definitely Ninja. I was there. We had Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles frozen pizzas that you could buy at the supermarkets for twice the price of non-branded supermarket frozen pizzas that didn't have ninja turtles on the box. Remember Dad making a good point over that.
It's been 3 days and STILL we have this cuck thread that embarrasses the nation.
>>149114016you may not have noticed but we don't spam our threads with homosexual ERP so our midweek threads usually last a little longer :)
>>149114083The threads last longer because the sport is boring and there's nothing to talk about.
>>149114143https://youtu.be/6qgtVlkm7Oc
It’s cold today https://youtu.be/aktLRiWXfqg
>>149115874>it’s so cold in the D
taylan may signed for wests tigers
>>149116194No but Stephen May
>>149116477Keep my wife’s name out of your goddamn mouth
Exhibition match idea:
>two current first grade players selected at random
>they are now the respective captains of team a and team b
>they each then get to pick 1 player to add to their team to fill an empty position
>the player they pick can't be from the same club as them
>those players then get the chance to pick 1 player to fill a remaining position with the same rules
>and so on with each player getting to select 1 player until the squad is full
>then they get to pick their own team name for the match
Something like this could be fun on the new vidya in multiplayer
>>149116386king st maccas in 15 minutes champ
>he hasnt even kicked a field goal
What will I be doing in the new game? Adding CENTRAL COAST born Tarryn Aikten to the Blue's 7 (mens).
kicking is a crutch for teams who can't dominate with the ball in hand
sad really!
When you think about it the only reason the ball is heavy and can't be kicked as faris because of ball doping, artificially raising the pressure of the ball to be higher than natural atmospheric air pressure.
>>149117356Sport should be called handy desu
>>149117420A handy costs extra
Pretty sure it's build into the base price desu
fuck am i paying for if a handy is extra then? a kiss? a succulent chinese kiss?
>start trying to force myself to eat salads with meals instead of starchy vegetables all the time
>buy some premade leaf packets
>put some on my dinner plate
>dinner now just looks like someone emptied out their mower catcher on my plate
How do you do this lads
>>149117709Skip the leaf packets. Get a pack of perino tomatos, a pack of those mini cucumbers, a red onion and a red capsicum. Cut it all up small, you’ll get a few days out of it. Put some olives in too if you like them. Better than a pile of leaves
>>149117742He doesn’t know red capsicum is basically poison. Take that out and the rest is good.
>high blood pressure anon detected
>>149118029When taken by mouth: Capsicum is likely safe when consumed in amounts typically found in food. Capsaicin, the active chemical in capsicum, is possibly safe when used short-term. Side effects can include stomach irritation, sweating, and runny nose. Capsicum is possibly unsafe to take in large doses or for long periods of time.
High blood pressure: Taking capsicum or eating a large amount of chili peppers might cause a spike in blood pressure. In theory, this might worsen the condition for people who already have high blood pressure.
Surgery: Capsicum might increase bleeding during and after surgery. Stop using capsicum at least 2 weeks before a scheduled surgery.
I dont know about you, but that does not sound like a paticulary healthy vegetable, thats why I skip it and eat other veggies instead. The other giveaway is its used in pepperspray which absolutely wrecks people.
never known anyone to sweat after eating capsicum
I’m not sure if you’re serious or just doing your own version of the Dihydrogen monoxide parody. Don’t tell me, I’d rather not know which it is
you know qld are fucked when nsw aren't nitpicking and obsessing about their peem ITT
3-0 incoming and easily
>>149118168https://www.webmd.com/vitamins/ai/ingredientmono-945/capsicum
>>149118172blood in some young talent i reckon, literally cannot lose
>>149118172yup im that not worried about QLD that im more worried about red capsicums. Dropping DCE just guaranteed that any tiny chance they had is gone.
>>149118192>Applying a patch containing 8% capsaicin (Qutenza, NeurogesX Inc.)Don’t put capsicum patches in your salad anon
>>149118259Don’t do it, they taste awful. Don’t get me started on lighting up nicotine patches either
If I had to eat one I would probably go with this one, looks the tastiest.
>Capsicum are peppers
OH that's wtf youse talking about kek
got me bloody subway. skipped the capsicum. got jalapenos instead.
>>149118405Peppers are capsicums
Alligator pear is avocado
Aubergine is eggplant
Tangerine is manderin
There’s probably others but that’s all I can think of right now
>>149118420>jalapenosShit. You’re as good as dead m8
The jalapeños won’t kill him. The Subway on the other hand…
>the ladies call me Subway
Questionable meat and i lie about being six inches
FUck this sub is good.
What's everyone watching tonight? I just put on Passengers
>>149118516watching the cricket - australia vs south africa is on for the next 5 nights
>Watching the same match for 5 days
Joggins my noggins I'll never get Test cricket
>>149118516https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-uVzAiRHeA
Watching a nz documentary on a cafe owner who refuses to hire indians. NZ has some very odd tv shows.
>>149118580baseball teams play the same team 5 days in a row
>>149118780kek this is pretty fucking funny
>>149118580its kino m8 the ultimate test of endurance, strength and grit, plus everything tells a story, the ball changes throughout the day, morning, midday and afternoon, the pitch changes all these factors change over the day, the days and the week
on average a test batsmen will receive 109 balls per day if they can stay in, if its a fast bowler its 80-87 mph on average and their whole job is to get you out and they're constantly testing you, prodding, probing looking for a weakness, if you misstep if you make mistake you're out and now a new guy has to come out and just try and stay in, momentum can change in an instant, hopes can be dashed, achievements can be earned, ball after ball you never know what will happen next
>>149118580Nobody watches cricket. They just like an excuse to spend all day getting drunk in the sun while pretending they're not alcoholics
>>149118267not sure why you'd taste a patch champ
>>149118441rockmelon and the other word
>>149118825I bet you hate t20
>>1491187883 is the standard. Sometimes it's 4 and less often 2.
>>149119059Shit posting after >we beat Pakistan in the T20WC was top
the jaapies bowled well honestly
looking forward to seeing how they bat
feel like I've barely seen them play this WTC cycle
>>149117709Get a nice vinegar, whatever you want I like apple cider but any will do and put it in a glass spray bottle. Get some decent extra virgin olive oil.
Salt and pepper.
>make the salad>spray it a bit with the vinegar>pour a bit of the olive oil on it>toss it about or stir it a little without breaking everything>salt and pepper to tasteAlso adding a bit of white cheese, like feta or that nice Bulgarian sheep cheese, or a bit of parmesan or whatever you like can make a salad into an event. Try throwing some cut up boiled eggs in, or a few anchovies or a bit of cooked chicken. Experiment, have fun
Herbs are good to add to salad whether fresh or dry and can make a difference to the whole dish. A generous sprinkling of oregano or marjoram over tomatoes or some mint if you're feeling whacky or a solid heap of dill with the chicken and egg
>>149124729Like we needed a new thread
>>149124729This is still the thread
Always was, always will be
