how do we fix this?

>>149056842 (OP)
He can't bargain
He can't reason
He does feel pity

>>149056960
Woltemade made a good game
hes not the problem

es ist über

>>149056960
kek

just realized Andrich was on the bench for both games and available to play
what is Nailsmeme doing?

>>149057119
funny how my memes upset you so much
good to know

>>149056842 (OP)
Neger raus
Klopp rein

>>149057120
He barely played for Leverkusen this season and needs to leave that shithole asap. Hope he goes to Frankfurt or Dortmund, he needs to be starter

>>149057134
meds NOW!!!

>>149057120
it's clear he plays Trainingsweltmeister

so monkeyanons ossi hartzer wake up time is like 17:00 uhr.. good to know

>>149057160
brauchst du sie dringend?

why wasn't Wirtz playing?

what does he do?

>>149057219
fucking müllkrug man

>>149057230
he scored the last game, in case you missed it
(you probably dont even watch the games)

>>149057260
that goal was 99,7% kimmich, fucking groBkreuz couldn't miss this one even if he tried tho

Seit dieser sogenannte Goretzka wieder dabei ist sind wird gekocht, wie die jungen Leute sagen.

>>149057134
>i-i was only memeing about woltebitch being the 2nd coming of messi
KWABUTZI

>>149057283
dont think Großkreuz ever scored for Germany

>>149057283
>that goal was 99,7% kimmich
just like mbrappes goal today lamo

>>149057283
and why dont you have an "sz", english monkey
thats kind of interseting

>>149057297
this dude thinks i am you lol

>>149057298
Iceland U21 in 2010 (we lost 4:1)

>>149057288
Goretzka ist die A-Säule Deger

>>149057360
so he didnt for the actual A team, just like I thought
sad how you know nothing about Germany
as usual

>>149057315
lol
the english monkey isnt gettign out of that one

>>149057333
hes legitimately mentally ill

>Goretzka ist die A-Säule Deger

>>149057315
ding ding ding
got him

i know this was a better team than our current Ass team

>>149057288
He wouldnt play normally tbf. This is our starting line up this season and we were missing half our players. If Alonso didnt decide to end Andrich's career you could also have him replace either of the midfield. Only bad position here is LB, neither Raum nor Mittelstädt are good defensively.

>>149057450
11 Deutsche, das waren noch Zeiten

>>149057466
replace pavloshit with a decent DM

>>149057466
>havertz on the right when we have nebel

>>149057466
absolutely grim
we dont even need to go to the next world cup
Kimmich is the only player that delivers for the NT
and Ter Fraud in goal
please no

>>149057555
Kimmich "delivers" nothing but failure. Ever since he's shown up we've flopped. Same as Bayern.

>>149057570
I dont give a fuck about your opinion, monkey
every player you hate is exactly the player we should play

>>149057450
Sidney Sam mein bruder im Geiste

>>149057591
kimmich is dogshit

>>149057591
The day Kimmich retires we will have succes again. Screencap this.

>>149057648
>>149057653
Kimmich had three assists against Italy, monkey
as usual you have zero idea what youre babbling about

>>149057676
against italy? the mighty italy that just lost 0-3 vs norway? amazing

>>149057283
>that goal was 99,7% kimmich
>>149057648
>>149057653
>kimmich is dogshit
and you cant even keep your story straight, you english retard

>>149057700
halt die fresse abehans und verpiss dich zu deinen geliebten engländern

i hope germany plays a very bad WC like group stage or achtelfinale so all these suckers cant postpone two more years with the usual 'wasn't even that bad' - this includes kimmich and rüdiger

>>149057727
60 years of hurt
go cry in your sheet

>>149057498
Pavlovic is decent. Him and Stiller play very well together but you can also replace either with Andrich. But for that, Andrich needs to find a club where he can be starter again.

>>149057757
pavloshit has the body of a holocaust survivor

>>149057653
Absolutely retarded opinion. I hate Buyern but not that much. When it comes to the NT I can put it aside. Kimmich is often the only one who doesnt have a Leistungsabfall in 2nd half.

>>149057801
yeah he's not the shittiest but he's still shit

>>149057801
hes just here to shit up the thread and hate on every white german player
very transparent after a while

>>149057783
holocaust survivors were actualy pretty fat like that foto of the polish spy proves

>>149057820
No. Our problem is us having a great starting 11 but quality barely existent on the bench. Miss too many first team players like today and the results show.

Literally the only clubs who still start mostly Germans are Stuttgart and Heidenheim. That's the problem. Buyern only has the usual shitters like Goretzka but all the heavy lifting is down by foreigners. There's no Lahm/Schweinsteiger/Boateng/Müller/Neuer/Kroos axis anymore. Same for Dortmund. Only foreigners.

>>149057880
that's why he has to retire. this will be the firsto domino stone to the long needed umbruch and all these leeches will have to fuck off too. unfortunately its a little political when you have to get the old meat out of the way

>>149057916
noon cares monkey
have you found your "sz" yet
you probably dont even know what that is

>>149057916
That's a lot of nonsense. You can have your opinion, as retarded as it is, but Kimmich leaving only makes us objektively worse. Have fun watching Thilo Kehrer start as RB lol.
No, like I said, we have a good starting eleven, but no good quality on the bench. And if you are missing quality in starting 11 due to injuries like this intl break, and France can sub in players like Doue or Olise, while we sub in Kehrer and Gnabry, thats when its a problem.

>>149057283
no german writes "Grosskreuz" as "Grobkreuz"

so, what keyboard does he use, english or israeli keyboard?

>>149058024
It's an old meme dude. I realize most of you guys are newfags who came here recently.

>>149056842 (OP)
Germany is cucked due to many players flopping. Gotze, Meyer, Draxler, Sane, Neuhaus, Werner, Waldschimidt, Eggestein, Geiger, Meier.

>>149058010
yes yes yes you will see: we will play one retarded cup 2026, people will end their carreer
2028 we will get the euro in england

if we miraculously play a good cup this shitshow goes on into 28 with keyplayers blocking roles for talents

>>149058010
you are talking to a guy that wants Germany to fail and fill the team with shitskins
thats all he ever does
probably a jew

we would easily dominate the next 10 years

>>149058434
combined IQ = 30

>>149058120
This guy?>>149058434

>>149058070
How would you know? I only know Brazilians like Alison, Paqueta and Endrick and so on. You guys have also had no exceptional players since R9 and Ronaldinho.

>>149058434
Karim is an Askari. Like Sidney Sam

>>149058491
yes, same guy that hates on every white german player
wirtz, kimmich, woltemade doesnt matter

>can't tell anons apart award

unpopular opinion: zoomers are mentally unfit for professional football, even more so on international level where you don't get paid and failing has literally zero obvious consequences. failing in the eyes of the nation means nothing to them therefore it's redundant to talk about particular players, coaches or tactics: teams which play for their country will always have the edge about a team of mercs

>>149058576
>muh zoomers
you realize every country has zoomers, right?

schizo general

good ideas desperately needed

>ynr based Spain was leading 5:1 against the french a team
we would have lost 2 stellig in the final

>>149058733
bundes always laughs @ me when I present my good ideas

>>149058603
if norf korean zoomers fear to get sent to the gulag for an embarrassing performance they surely will try harder than someone who gets praised for the effort after a 0-2 against a rival and then granted a new million dollar commercial deal.

Besides that, in Germany, more than in every other country, elitism and exceptional performance is looked down upon while mediocrity is the new virtue. If you're 40+ years old, it's okay, I understand that you don't agree with it. But if you knew how schools and the entire educational system developed you'd know very well what I'm talking about.

>>149058733
>>149059015

Prove me wrong
you cant

>>149059125
this is very retarded because why are the wingbacks 10er xD

>>149059280
new one

>>149059618
>ynr süle rb posting in 2022

>>149059645
hes back in form

>>149059675
i agree,
bvb will win the schale with a 3er kette of schlotterbeck, anton and süle

and that should be the one we use for the world cup too, raum can play lwb and rwb is tough because Baum would be the perfect one but hes most likely gonna be benched in frankfurt, he should seek a loan

>>149059809
I agree
Dortmund is very strong next season, maybe even for the club world cup already

>>149059851
yes yes they ended the season as the most inform bundes season, if giraffi can stay fit the whole season they're gonna achieve something great

>>149059911
bundes team*

>>149057140
Können sie nicht riskieren.
Falls Klopp scheitern sollte, wäre der DFB endgültig demaskiert.

>>149059911
exactly
also Bayern is kind of joke with the stupid shit Eberl does

this is perfect

>Felix Kroos
so unangenehm. hope not to see him as an Experten ever again

we're rooting for the GOAT right?

>kroos am mikro
kann diesen mongos echt nicht beim reden zuhören

>>149062457
For Yamal? Yes

>>149061087
>>149062885
let it be, monkey

>>149058434
Where is Wisdom Mike?
He's Moukokoesque, but the real deal.

The current NT including shitters like Woltemade at the 10 reminds me of Ribbecks Germany with Players Like Ramelow, Neuville and Linke...Almans werden nie wieder 1 Titel gewinnen AMK

Und jetzt wird euer bundes auch noch übermeommen auweiA und der nazi OssiRonnie am Kochen hahahah

>>149063077
not in the database

>Kek Spielt Spanien in den Gelben Verlierer Trikots

Slurper

NOON MENSCH

>back to bundes until wimbledon

I don't trust these VAR cgi anymore

>>149064317
no shit

>>149064290
oh gott bundes was so peaceful without you

>>149064317
yeah its absolute bullshit
>but muh perspective xD
nah fuck off

>>149064585
hauptschüler

US moderator mentions that the Spanish goal was irregular. Did they pay the referees again?

>>149064632
maybe they argued that the situation was over and it was a new situation

The worst thing about today's game was the utter lack of speed. It felt like a charity match

fantastisches Tor

>>149064632
Spain guy trips Portugal guy, resulting attack is the goal 10 seconds later
VAR checked it btw lel
>>149065255

käk das nagelsmännchen macht auch noch werbung jetz?

>>149065378
das Tor für Portugal war fraglich und das Tor für Spanien war fraglich
gleicht sich aus

>>149065378
messi in the VAR room

>>149065403
>ynr the Jogi Nivea commercial

>bruno fernansch

VAR ruins football. Also we should stop teching our kids math in school and send them.to the football camp instead so we can compete with the Southeners.

>>149064929
it felt like a friendly, which it was

tsuuuu

>>149066204
die Talente werden heutzutage von Vorderasiaten weggemessert

>Nagelsmann sagt: „Ich habe der Mannschaft gesagt, dass wir aktuell vielleicht ein paar Prozentpunkte schlechter sind als die Top-Teams. Wir können in eineinhalb Jahren nicht alles aufholen, was in den letzten sieben Jahren … wo wir den Anschluss verloren haben. Ich spüre in der Gruppe aber was Besonderes. Trotzdem brauchen wir einen Sahnetag. Wir dürfen in der Quali nicht den Fehler machen, nicht einen Schritt weniger zu machen.“

>>149066926
Jogibros....
Gansibros...

Ausreden
peinlich

>>149066926
Top4 of Europe and likely the world. So what.

so weit ist Deutschland gefallen

both potential future bayern wingers battling it out now

>>149067277
?

>both potential future bayern wingers
hoooooooooly delusion
just because eboarl wanks it to them doesnt mean they think about bauern at all

deutscher Moderator kriegt einen Anfall wenn er von Union Berlin redet
was für ein peinlicher Sack

union berlin ist halt ein kompletter absteigerclub für aufgebrauchte nulpen
siehe gosens siehe volland etc etc
dann lieber eine karrierebeendende verletzung und mit würde abtreten

noone cares about your opinion, monkey

Yamal da auf der Außenbahn spielen zu lassen ist ein Verbrechen
der gehört auf die 10

>"hoeneß überglücklich mit sane!"

Bayern is done

> Beating each other because of football

Typical southerners.

Cuckcurello still getting booed because he's a symbol for UEFA rigging football.

>absolute state of edel

Neustart wann?

>>149069413
you can use this

https://streamed.su/watch/portugal-vs-spain-2262753

>>149069413
>>149069783
just turn your tv on m8

>having a tv

no olmo

lmao

Ayayayayay los mulattos lost.

This will be 120 million € plus tip, Bayern

>>149063077
How often did Turkey qualify for a world cup?

>>149070943
For that money they will just buy the Jap and Eze instead.

>>149070721
No Olmo
No Win

>>149071175
What happened to him. Did they violate the rules for financial fair play again?

>>149071325
>>149071252
>>149071086
please someone come collect your boy

>>149071529
truth hurts, doesnt it?

>>149071529
no no you can have him for now

>>149071529
that entire thread is astroturfed by your island monkey shillfarm

moortugal ... I kneel

>>149071529
Keep him

>>149071529
sneed him

>>149071529
funny how there are 200 posts in half in hour and then it just dies down after the shillfarm is done

>>149072920
im starting to believe your schizo shill farm ramblings.. da ist was dran

>>149073095
they always post in the same style
its very obvious

>>149071529
Please keep him, lol.

and of course they also use german VPNs

>„Alle Medienvertreter sind gerade etwas irritiert, weil offenbar ein Fan aus dem Oberrang auf die Medientribüne gefallen ist.“
webm when?

>>149073313
Dir ist echt nicht mehr zu helfen, wa

>>149073408
see, if you were a "neutral" you wouldnt know wether I am right
so you would have no reason to be upset

Did you take notes on stopping Cucurella?

>>149073349

>>149067215
we are lucky it wasn't a final 8

>>149073461
I am neutral since I am not obsessed with the Englisch or EPlel or whatever like you are. You are just one another of many schizos on this board and worst part compared to thirdieposter or Chikaner I do think you are actually German

How do we fix german football?

>>149073472
it was literally us booing him that distracted him today m8

the fan died btw

I love Woltechad so fucking much lads

and also the beer

mmm hamburg sv

>>149074340
>>149074573
>drinking the Woltebitch no show away

GuMo

I genuinely do not understand what coaches see in Goretzka, Gnabry and Sané. Why the fuck do I have to see them in every game since 2015 or whatever? Nigga they are just not good. Why why why do they get to play over and over again?

>>149080081
Sane showed a lot of promise but that was only Sheikh City's first season. Clubs with infinite blood money don't just sell their best players, they sell them because the players are obviously second tier.
Uli has never understood that. He's still willing to extend Sane's contract although he has not had ONE consistently good season in 5 years. That's when you know that a club is done because the people in charge have completely lost the plot

the coffee

>>149077070
yes yes, literally me yesterday night: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olNfWDRuBNY

>>149057288
Goretzka, Kimmich, Sane, Gnabry - the face of German decline

their 2020 asterix CL don't change that

agreed
Kimmich should be kept tho

>>149081528
>you know remember davies and goretzka being roided to the gills
bayern's decline started when Dr, Müller-Wohlfahrt got ousted.

>>149066926
>Wir dürfen in der Quali nicht den Fehler machen, nicht einen Schritt weniger zu machen.
Ich fürchte, der Satz bedeutet buchstäblich nicht das, was er sagen wollte.

Leon Goretzka, everyone.

>>149082838
he talks well in interviews and scores his occasional goal against Heidenheim though

>>149082838
tbf that would also be my reaction after seeing Undav doing that shit

*steps off the sinking ship, reputation intact*

>Kimmich weiter: „Wenn man sich die erste Halbzeit anschaut und man ehrlich ist: Die Franzosen hatten zu Anfang gar keinen Bock zu gewinnen – und gewinnen dann trotzdem.“

>Füllkrug über Wechselgerüchte & Zukunft: „In der nächsten Saison wird richtig angegriffen“

Bayern: clownshow, no pull
Leverkusen: ripped apart
Dosen: Klopp kan't stop kwabbing
Dortmund: secured the next Bellingham. Kobel and Guirassy stay. probably only Liverpool and City can catch up

second place minimum next season

>>149083640
our time has come

Woltemade sounds like an electric insect pokemon

>whiter
>taller
>more muscles

>>149083640
triplemund

Brazillien visiting Germany for the first time here. What you guys do for fun?

>>149083768
>yjk

>>149083832
drink Herrengedecke until we pass out

>>149080081
Well in fact they're good but non of them is very good or exceptional or can hold that level over a season. They're a wet dream to have as subs on the bench but kinda grim as starters.

>>149083528
He's right tho

>>149083509
Good time to be an augschad

Doch laut ESPN schaltet sich jetzt auch >Manchester United in den Poker ein und ist an einer Verpflichtung der langjährigen Nummer eins des FC Barcelona interessiert
What do we think Matsbros?

>>149084186
Fenerbahce or some place else warm

>>149083832
yeah we drink the bier and schnaps

>>149083832
>fun
This what wörk is for or garden/house/car wörk if there's no reason to stay at wörk.

what will become of the cwc when the host country has a civil war going on?

>>149084186
man united is where careers go to die

>>149084458
Kc tier

>>149083832
Watch 7-1 replays

>>149084650
>has a civil war going on?
Meds

>>149084947
>>149084880

>>149085207
>>149084880

we need his autism

>>149073523
heh

>>149073523
Back story? Did he died?

>Der FC Bayern richtet seinen Fokus auf einen spektakulären Neuzugang für die linke Außenbahn. Nach Informationen von Sky ist Bradley Barcola vom französischen Meister Paris Saint-Germain derzeit das Topziel der Münchner. Der 22-Jährige steht damit ganz oben auf der Wunschliste der Bayern-Bosse um Max Eberl.

>>149085574
Niggchen

>Kölns U21-Nationalspieler Thielmann bei RB Leipzig auf der Liste

>>149085574

>Jetzt läuft in Leipzig alles auf Ole Werner raus
This won't work

@Plettigoal

Eintracht Frankfurt are offering Jonathan Burkardt a top contract running until 2030 — a full verbal agreement is close.

>>149086337
permacripple

How are we feeling about the U21 Euros?

>>149085373
lol

>Jetzt läuft in Leipzig alles auf Ole Werner raus

>>149085574
Why would Barcola (french) leave the french CL winner that has a much better team? It makes no sense.
Just go all out for Williams as long as he's still at Bilbao

>>149086379
he won
Werder lost

italybros

>Nico hat signalisiert "Ich bin bereit für den Bayern-Wechsel"
>Focus auf Barcola
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KAYQAS6Klqg

Why does Bayern not go for Xhaka? He would be pretty cheap, good for at least two years and definitely be a better Chef in midfield than Kimmich (who should only be used as a right back anyway)

>>149082838
Auch bei Levinsohns Twitter gesehen?

>>149086415
If he doesn't get mad Scheich-money Bayern and Bundesliga are an upgrade. Only a babby would disagree.

>>149088427

>>149086415
>>149089546
Btw I still agree to go for Nico Williams instead though.

>>149088427
based Brazzo wanted him btw and bundes b00nanons called him crazy for that

>>149089546
They do it all the while working for a deadbeat dad!

GuMo

>>149086364
team is great, I just have my doubts about Di Salvo as a coach

>Bei der Trainersuche von RB Leipzig zeichnet sich nach mehreren Absagen offenbar ein Favorit ab. Wie der „Kicker“ und „Sky“ übereinstimmend berichten, konzentrieren sich die Bemühungen nun voll auf Ole Werner

GuMo

>>149097930
GuMo >>149086379 >>149086119

>>149097942
GuMo

Humiliation ritual: the Trikot

it would be easier if the German players just learned Spanish instead of the other way around
It would also be better for their careers to learn Spanish

>Wie die spanische Zeitung Sport berichtet, will ter Stegen aber nicht einfach so gehen. Der deutsche Keeper fordert für eine mögliche Vertragsauflösung die komplette Auszahlung seines restlichen Gehalts. Laut seinem noch bis 2028 laufenden Arbeitspapier stehen dem DFB-Keeper noch rund 42 Millionen Euro zu.
Who's in the wrong here?

>>149098349
Farca obviously

>>149098349
Barca are so scummy, every season they're trying to short change their players

>Dabei geht der frühere Bayern- und Liverpool-Profi explizit auch auf Abwehrspieler Jonathan Tah (29) ein, der von Bayer Leverkusen zum FC Bayern wechselt. Hamann fragt, nachdem der Innenverteidiger in den Nations-League-Partien „nicht so sattelfest wie gewohnt“ gespielt habe: „Inwieweit kann Tah also wirklich dem FC Bayern weiterhelfen?

Eberl on suicide watch (again)

>>149098499
De Diddi just says whatever the experts on /bundes/ say (excluding schizo HIV anon)

>>149098499
I'm curios what Eberls actual budget for this transfer window is

>>149098267
>Das Trikot kostet in der normalen Version mit Spieler-Flock (ohne Sonder-Badges) 120 Euro

you WILL like it and you WILL pay

>>149086415
Pico Pooliams and his brother Pooyaki Pooliams can't play shit when Sancet isn't on the pitch. I closely monitored their game last season

>>149098914buy it for Israel

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHh

>>149098957
>it’s actually real
wtf are they doing

>Torunarigha to HIV
grim

>>149098957
Goodness me, Nu-germans are absolute søycuCks lmao what a pathetic country!

>>149098267
>BVB: hold my beer
>>149098957

>>149098914
it's 100 without name and 125 with name. Do actually people work at b**d or is this all (((ai))), jfc

>>149099585
lol

>>149099642
Who let tom in the kit room with his portfolio of pictures of tabea? There's CUM everywhere, it's all over the jerseys!!!

>>149098957
>>149099585
If my name was Kobel, I'd be looking for a new team right about now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjTYUxDyjI8

>>149099821
But I did eat breakfast

>>149098957
It's not THAT bad

>Borussia Dortmund hat die Verpflichtung von Jobe Bellingham bestätigt. Das 19 Jahre alte Mittelfeldtalent unterschrieb bei den Schwarz-Gelben einen Vertrag bis zum 30. Juni 2030

Oookaaaaay let's goooooo

>>149099556
heh...now if you knew the story about Meyer raising another man's disabled child..

>Leroy Sané reist mit dem FC Bayern zur Klub-WM in die USA. Sané besitzt beim Rekordmeister nur noch einen Vertrag bis zum 30. Juni, also bis nach einem möglichen Achtelfinale der Bayern bei der Klub-WM. Wie es mit ihm danach weitergeht, ist noch ungeklärt

>>149099429
https://www.dw.com/de/jordan-torunarigha-deshalb-wuehlt-mich-das-auf/a-52262917
why are Schalkechuds like this??

>>149100047
>No wisdom mike
Oh COME the FUCK on man

>BVB-Kapitän Emre Can wird die Klub-WM in den USA verpassen, steigt am Freitag nicht mit in den Flieger nach New York. Der Defensivspieler plagt sich mit Adduktorenproblemen rum, wird deshalb die Sommerpause nutzen, um individuell am Trainingsgelände in Brackel zu arbeiten.
KWAB

>>149100477
that's not bad news

>Der BVB soll erneut ein Angebot des FC Chelsea für Jamie Gittens abgelehnt haben
>Neuer Vorschlag aus London: 50 Mio. Euro

Kehl Masterclass

>demanding money for a trainer you already sacked
Bremer scum

>>149100047
Welcome to Espanyol

>>149084880
How does KC look like? The last time I took a look /int/ was schizo lolcow general meets /r9k/ "reee mom bought me shoes with laces instead of velcro reeeeeeee" frog posting

>>149101155
@Plettigoal sagt jz dass dortmund 65m will

>>149098957
hmm... I need to see a pic of the new cutsie-bawootsie keeper in the pink shirt

>Gittens bleibt beim BVB

>>149102047
KWAB

>>149102047
>Dschämi Kittens

>>149102047
>Persönlich soll sich Gittens mit Chelsea schon auf einen Vertrag bis 2032 geeinigt haben

nonsense

>>149102133
sneed
https://x.com/SkySportDE/status/1932478554198986987

>>149102047
>vorerst

https://x.com/KevinPinnow/status/1932481643836543217
K W A B

>>149102417
buck boi finna get an Arschtritt from the Hufschmied

>go on /gif/ for the first time in months
>first thread:
>"itt: Interreacial Gay Sex"
>close tab
remind me not to go there again

>>149102129
Kys

>>149102692
Sounds like my honeymoon in Dresden

>>149102133
who would believe that Dortmund would reject 50m

>>149102930
spill da beanz already!

>>149102930
>grünkohl mit pinkel
>schwarz sauer
>franz brötchen
>klopp schinken
>karpfen polnish
>harzer
>plinse
>milbenkäse
german "cuisine"

>>149102692
sounds like you are gay and can't skip to the good stuff without looking at faggots fucking each other

>>149103114
have you tried not being gay you pathetic mongo. imagine hating on the food of the gods like Grünkohl and Pinkel or based Franzbrötchen holy shit

>>149103152
I wanted to see some clips from the riots. turns out /gif/ is 99% porn now

>>149103185
na stehst du auf pinkel du sau?

>now

ah yes, >le food can’t be delicious because it has le funny peepee poopoo name lololololol

>>149102930
everything above rostbratwürstl is slop

>>149103336
dis nigga eating grünkohl with pinkel(pee) xD

>>149103114
Türkenschwein

>Flügelstürmer Rayan Cherki (21) konnte von Olympique Lyon losgeeist werden und unterschrieb bei den Citizens einen Vertrag bis 2030
>Für Cherki fließt eine Ablöse von 36,5 Millionen Euro, wie Lyon am Abend bekannt gab

Miss me yet?

>>149104900
Sahin blocked his transfer you depp

>>149104900
huh?

>>149104935
Learn to understand sarcasm, you Gurkenkopf

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Anyone of /bundes/ plan to go the the USA for some Klub WM games?

there is no fucking way Dortmund got tricked with Bellingham
40 mil
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>149105715
No

>>149103205
>I wanted to see some clips from the riots.
Da ist Zwitscher die beste Adresse für.
Aber die /pol/-Fäden auf /wsg/ haben auch ein wenig.
/gif/ ist das Porno-Brett. /wsg/ ist für den Rest (zum Beispiel auch /sp/ort).

>>149105024
> I was only pretending

>>149105715
If they bring down the ticket prices to a normal level (Seriously even $70 is way to much to see some shitters from the worst seats in the stadium) I will go last minute without much planing. Gonna hammer in some dates if they let me upgrade to first with the loyalty vouchers I go and pick up what I can get.

>>149105911
Looking good tho

>>149105969
Good

>>149105969
can see it now
empty stadiums for Buli and Arab and Asian clubs

>>149105969
Give me a okay seat for $100 for group matches and I would want to see Bayern - Boca, any River and any Dortmund match and if the prices are normal I'm up for a Semi and the Final.

TTTbros...what went wrong?

>>149105715
>risk getting robbed, stabbed or shot in america because you wanted to visit a football game
ayy lmao

>the mighty Taktikfuchs
wew

>>149105715
Honestly the cwc is merely a cash grab so I shan't be watching that shit nigga and surely ain't finna sum finna bouta be traveling to see dem crackaz ooga booga imma nigger

>>149106806
>Eurosissies being afraid
Quelle surprise lel

>>149107073
first time ever loosing vs an african side btw

>>149107073
this is gonna be more on their level

>>149107073
poor harry
he was free, now he's back under Tuchel

sitting comfortably in my living room, drinking beer and whiskey and listening to Thelonious Monk
doubt life can get much better than this

>>149107376
>Jazz
Jéw spotted

>>149103205
@neinhold on X for latest riot news and videos

>>149107165
>he says this while keeping nine different types of firearms in his house
ye men how many people did you shoot who tried to break into your house

>>149107376
nichtmal pervitin

>>149104900
city wird zum fc hamadullilah

the
beer

>>149108957
The cringe (@ ur're posts and life)

FabrizioRomano
·
3h
EXCLUSIVE: Florian Wirtz to Liverpool, HERE WE GO!

Liverpool verbally agree deal in principle with Bayer Leverkusen for package reaching €150m add-ons included.

Player side already agreed two weeks ago with move now imminent.

Wirtz set for medical and contract signing.

GuMo

GuMo

>>149109940
Thank you pool for saving buyern hühnchen from themselves lmao

>Laut „Sport Bild“ haben sich Sport-Vorstand Max Eberl und Sportdirektor Christoph Freund im Rahmen des Nations-League-Finals in München mit den Beratern des spanischen Flügelstürmers Nico Williams getroffen

Gumo

that feeling when gangstalkers who live above you let things fall on the ground at 2 am

>>149116748
von dem flugen hauben stragen...genock ist hier! und schweiben geflaugt

Welcome to Turkey

>>149116835
>Der 29-Jährige soll auch nicht in die USA zur Klub-WM fliegen.
t0m to post-nominate wisdom

>>149109940
>Der FC Liverpool und Bayer Leverkusen haben sich am Dienstag auf den Transfer von Florian Wirtz (22) verständigt – das schreibt Transferexperte Fabrizio Romano auf X. Demnach soll die Werkself ihre Wunschablöse von bis zu 150 Millionen Euro erhalten, wenn alle Boni erreicht werden. Laut „Sky“ in England und „The Athletic“ ist man jedoch noch nicht so weit. Vielmehr sollen die Reds bei den Verhandlungen deutlich gemacht haben, dass sie nicht bereit sind, 150 Mio. Euro zu zahlen.
Are they paying it or not?

>>149116774
>tf
Swedish is the same with an -a at the end of those words

>>149116867
>>149109940
Ornstein is saying no agreement reached

>>149116835
Merhaba Liroy

>He thinks bundes is better than based Süperlig

Lmao Tjarke you live in the past

>>149116835
another fucking Eberl masterclass
meanwhile Dortmund gets fleec'd by Sunderland

>>149116835
>Alles deutet jetzt auf einen Wechsel zu „Gala“ hin. Es haben bereits Gespräche zwischen dem Istanbul-Klub und Spieler stattgefunden.

Aaaaahahahaha

>Süle Thema bei Milan

>>149116835
>Deal confirmed via Plattigoal

I think this is good for Bayern

>>149116835
Meine Bayern wäre sowas nie passiert

>>149116867
Its 150 + Tip. What these monkeys don't understand???

>>149116988
Tedi Apache im Türkei Urlaub ( Salt Bae Aussehen komplett kopiert)

Little reminder that as usual sports media started fellating Sané again after a stretch of tap in goals, saying he finally made it (the fifth year in a row). inSane has always been utterly shit. I have seen so many awful games of his. Good Riddance.

>Leverkusen signing another player
>not a single news site gives a shit
lel

>Kurz vor der Abreise zur Klub-WM hat sich der deutsche Rekordmeister einen wichtigen Mitarbeiter von Bundesliga-Konkurrent Borussia Dortmund geschnappt: Ernährungsberater Melf Carstensen

Bayern kauft die Liga kaputt

>>149117523
I do not even care to know this Nkunguh is

>>149117535
xD

>„England als potenzieller Weltmeister in einem Jahr? Das klingt wirklich wie ein schlechter Witz“, schrieb die „Daily Mail“. Im Zentrum der Kritik befand sich Tuchel. „Kein erkennbarer Plan. Keine Identität. Keine Verbesserung – eher ein Rückschritt – seit Sir Gareth Southgate nach der Niederlage gegen Spanien im Finale der Europameisterschaft 2024 in Berlin zurückgetreten ist“, urteilte „BBC“. Noch direkter zählte die „Times“ den Deutschen an: „Die Spieler gingen zu den Fans, um sich zu entschuldigen – er nicht.“
TTTbros, looks like >we get to celebrate another Freistellung soon

>>149116919
turkish pig

>>149117557
>Sir Gareth Southgate
Why is he a Saar

>>149117557
Dont worry, our Taktik-Fuchs is on a 4D-Mission right here. Getting his payback after he got sacked for no reason in England. Thomas, we got your back

>>149116835
Was ist seine Motivation? Nobody can tell me that Galatasaray is paying mehr als die Bayern und die CL gewinnt er da auch nie

>>149116835
Fucking finally

>>149116835
So long and thanks for all the fish
>>149117693
He will be earning double. Bayern offered 12 mil brutto, he will earn 10 mil netto at Gala

>>149117693
>So soll der amtierende türkische Meister Sané ein Nettogehalt von 15 Millionen Euro und einen Dreijahresvertrag vorgelegt haben. Max Eberl hingegen legte ihm ein überarbeitetes Vertragsangebot vor, das ein Gesamtvolumen von etwa 15 Millionen Euro umfasste.
They're paying more

>>149117693
Gala is paying more, has been reported and there's no interest by other clubs to pay as much wage. He's washed and shite and turkish transfer model is avoiding big fees but instead pay high wages to attract high rep players as to appease their monkey fanbase

>>149117712
>10 mil netto
Turkish Lira?

>>149117693
er ist ne schwule schwuchtel

>>149117632
>payback
paycheck

149117726
>He's washed and shite
this season was his best season in his 5 years with buyern, what are you sniffing?

>>149117535
You could say they're...

... melf hunters

>>149117745
Its actually 15 mil netto €, according to Pletti/Ornstein etc

>>149117770
lmao
did you watch him in all the big games and score anything but a tap in? He was terrible.

>what are you sniffing?!!
OH NONONONONO

>AC Milan looking to strengthen their defense by signing BVB defender Niklas Süle
>>149117934
>>149117948
This kek

>Kim offen für Wechsel: Gespräche mit Ronaldo-Klub Al-Nassr laufen
B00n keeps getting away with it

>>149117693
i watched him since his first game auf schalke and what i learned is that this guy has no motivation whatsoever

>>149118195
Just read that and apparently they could get 70 mil? Thats not fair man.

>>149118218
he was fantastic when he came on vs Madrid in the CL. I really thought he could be the next big thing back then

>>149118096
GuMo brainlet >>149117056

>>149118347
>vs Madrid in the CL
Funny, that's the only great game by Sane I remember and I've watched pretty much all Bayern and Deutschland games

>>149117720
>>149117726
Wow, it is all about the money for this douche. Hoffentlich lässt er sich den Döner dort schmecken

>>149117557
Have they forgotten how England played at that world cup? I've never seen a team with so many expensive players play worse in my entire life. They were probably embarrassed themselves that they reached the final

>shitroy finally gone from Bayern and from the shaft as well probably
free, finally

>>149118715
True, true. But what else do you exspect from a bunch of overpaid nkunkohs that hate that Country they play for?

>>149118725
Jule still rates him

>>149118902
do you think 10 goals in the Turkish league will be enough for a nomination?

>>149119032
heh

Me? I don't give one iota about BUYern Kühnchen

>>149116234
>du warst eh hässlich
KWAB

>Hummels wird bei BVB-Saisoneröffnung gegen Juventus verabschiedet

>>149118725
>xhe thinks leistungsprinzip is a thing by the nager
xd

>Grealish
>Leverkusen
kek football has become a FIFA career mode

>>149119563
the ten Hag effect

>>149119563
Great transfer if it materializes, Grealish is underrated. I do hope (for their sake) that they are also going for Kang-in Lee.

>>149119563
>>149119928
it's completely unrealistic due to Grealish's wages. what makes you think he would settle for one third or one fourth of his current wages?
Leverkusen is a club with zero ambition so that's exactly how much they pay

>>149119275
Again?

>>149119563
>Cock Poolish

meds now

>>149120413
us real chuds have already moved on to the III. Weg ages ago

>watching my Bayern live Training in Orlando

Da ist richtig Zug drin!

>Hermann Gerland speaks about Paul Wanner: "If I'd had Paul's talent, I would have played about 100 games for Bayern at 19, his age

>Paul was once in the dressing room at a Bayern first team game. I grabbed him and talked to him about a game against Heidenheim's youth team, which Paul had played in and which we had lost: 'Kid, listen: you have to decide the game. With your ability, you have to tell Heidenheim: How many goals should I score against you, how many do you want? Three, four, or five?' - Then Thomas Müller heard that and told me: 'Hey Tiger there's no need for that. Don't be so hard on the boy!' - Yes, but that's exactly what I have to do. I have to be hard on him. Someone has to tell him the truth!

>Paul's abilities are incredible. In training, he puts the ball [in the net] fantastically four times on the left and then five more on the right. Paul has been gifted by God with so much talent like very, very few others on this planet. Maybe Wirtz, Sané and Musiala—it's all up to him. Paul has to step up"

>[@BILD]

will the Shartking visit any club wc games in the o-block?

>>149120522
he's right about the age
19 is washed for a wunderkind

>>149120612
>>149107129

>Kehl: „Der Kontakt zu Jadon ist natürlich immer da, auf irgendeine Art und Weise, weil man eine sehr lange Vergangenheit hat. Aber aktuell ist das für uns kein Thema. Wir haben im Moment andere Prioritäten und daher wurde die Personalie um Sancho womöglich medial mehr gespielt als intern diskutiert.“

>>149120840
traumatised from the dresden incident?

>>149120522
>With your ability, you have to tell Heidenheim: How many goals should I score against you, how many do you want? Three, four, or five?'
That's how you get your legs broken

>>149120522
>Hermann Gerland
call me when a single Buyern talent actually makes it and doesn't end up as a total nobody

>>149120522
>Paul Wanner
I saw that interview yesterday, I think it was on RTL where he couldn't even decide whether he will play for Germany or Austria. He seemed to be extremely beta and weak-minded. No way a guy like that will ever make it

>>149121010
Pavlovic, Stanisic?

>>149121102
I'd have doubts about choosing germany while the nager is there too, imagine you play the season of your life(nebel,hollerchad) and still gnabry and sahne get called up over you

well Nebel is just too much of a manlet to be taken seriously and we all know that Hollerbitch is a disgusting low iq mutt piece of shit

does Erberl know that Wirtz won't come?

>>149120852
>Kehl: wir haben alles für Bellingham gegeben.
>jobe: what convinced me was talking to Mr watzke

How done are >we once alki dies?

>Wie Fabrizio Romano nun berichtet hat Bayer 04 Leverkusen einen neuen Spieler im Blick. Loic Badé, französischer Nationalspieler in Diensten des FC Sevilla, hat das Interesse geweckt
Next French talent for the bundes

>>149121200
As if he or anyone else could ever win a title with Austria

>>149121254
Aki will be president. Unless the soja revolt makes it

>>149121279
we're not winning shit anytime soon either
>>149121248
gib a ruh bremi

>>149121254
Aki is a Macher, Kehl is everything that is wrong with "men" today

His smile and optimism: restored

>>149121352
He will always be remembered for that one game, even in 40 years

>>149121155
two shitters

>>149121155
Not german

>>149121010
Lahm, Müller, Schweinsteiger, Alaba,…

>>149121155
they came through after Gerland was gone

>>149121260
Why is Rolfes going for black players only?

>>149121492
and now any non ü35's ???

>>149121502
They just signed Flekken?

>>149121542
Dutch "people" are literally niggers with albino skin?

>>149121514
any unmoved goalposts?
in the 21st century Gerland coached the Bayern amateurs from 2001-2009. Afterwards he worked as a Co-Trainer for the pros, so I don’t understand why you expect him to have had a hand in developing any younger Bayern talents

>any unmoved goalposts?

U21 Euro starts in 10 bings
>CWC on at the same time
bravo Gianni

>>149121687
NOTHING Woltebitch does in this kids tournament counts btw, we all saw his 2 no shows in the men's game.

Sahnebros it's not looking good for the narrative... I know he's only 29 but...

>>149121750
free stream on ran.de

>>149121754
highly doubt that there was anyone in Germany apart from the Bundestrainer who still believed in Sané desu

>>149121155
>Poovlovic
>Spastisic

>>149121875
every single Hühnchen customer until 2 weeks ago

>>149121750
>Pre-coping

>>149121754
Good riddance, the amount of times he fucked up a simple 1-1 is probably in double digits

>>149121935
it's real in your mind

>>149121935
no, absolutely not

your Musialas, your Wirtzs, your Sanes...

>>149122094
?

>>149122094
nobody ever said that

>Der Flügelstar und der türkische Top-Klub sind sich inzwischen komplett einig. Sané wird noch diesen Mittwoch nach Istanbul fliegen und nach Landung gegen Mitternacht einen Medizincheck absolvieren, um anschließend seinen neuen Vertrag unterschreiben zu können.
Will he learn Turkish?

>>149122107
>>149122110
see
>>149120522

Turks gotta be retarded to fall for this scam.

???

what game are we watching tonight?

France Portugal electric boogaloo

...watching?

>>149122181
modern Erwin Helmchen
https://www.transfermarkt.de/soren-gonnermann/leistungsdatendetails/spieler/381123

>>149121395
True, er hat unserem Kult-Kloppo die CL geklaut

>>149121951
In almost every game

the mighty u21 Spain which woltebitch scored a hattrick against can't even beat Slovakia

>>149122682
see >>149122475

>>149122124
I doubt he can speak propper Englisch, geschweige den Deutsch

Soooo, einen Döner mit Kalb, ohne Tomaten, extra scharf bitte

>>149122709
his wife is American

>>149122725
I still have some doubts ...

>>149122709
>propper

>>149122744
You can keep my extra p

letting a player go for free sucks, but i mean: what was the alternative? giving this fraudulent low performer 20 mil per year? a sick joke

>>149122772
Giving this faule Socke such a high Vertrag in the first place was a joke, he never paid anything back

>>149122695
ok

>>149122801
agree

>Jetzt schreibt Sportbladet, dass nicht nur PSV und Saint-Étienne Interesse an Faye zeigen.
>Nach Angaben der Zeitung hat auch Bayer Leverkusen ein Auge auf den Spieler geworfen.
Der deutsche Verein hat Faye im Frühjahr gescoutet und erwägt nun, ein Angebot abzugeben

>>149122917
I feel like every bundes verpflichtet nur noch junge Nkunkus aus Frankreich

RIP Brian Wilson

>>149122985
who

>>149122682
look at this dood

>>149122261
>Goonerman

>>149116835
https://x.com/freeTolga089/status/1932812493547844082

>>149123693
Why is he speaking german? My wild guess is, he is a Bürgi-Enjoyer

so what if he does
it's 15m netto. he would have to be insane

>>149123693
>His baiting still works

>>149123936
As if he cares about Deutschland, die WM or Fussi

>>149121324
truth hurts eh?

>>149121951
>>149122654
Ay De Memi did like 30 times in one single match, and tho nobody is complaining. drop the act you fags

>>149124026
>muhhh beloved Nkunkuh

>>149122976
>Just two more nkunkus

>>149121352
>Poris Kackius

can already say that the level in this tourney is too high for us
Woltebitch heroball magic until we get kicked out in the quarters

is it possible to watch Portugal France on joyn?
can only watch Poland Georgia currently

>>149124292
ran.de

>>149124289
>>149124292
>>149124304

NEUE, JA?

>>149124296

>>149124304
streaming to chromecast doesn't work there :(

>>149124322
kc tier

>>149124433
good! will lure jt into it

>>149124292
why the fuck is joyn showing the least interesting game
ran.de blocks my xbox browser from playing

not your tech support lad

>>149124727
its makes no sense, its literally the Microsoft Edge browser just on xbox

another noshow from the bitch Tel

>>149125183
>WolTelbitch

the whole topspiel spiel is cringe, literally the only match without goals

>>149125183
>Kacktys Lel

>>149117625
Deutsche Fußball-Offizielle, die sich um Unsere Demokratie verdient gemacht haben, werden doch auch mit Bundesverdienstkreuzen überschüttet.

my neger TEL is based af tho just like my neger Woltechad

>beierns homebase is inside disney land

>>149125982
cute

>>149125982
this implies that the blundershitga is a mickey mouse trophy

>>149125183
what happened to him? he looked so promising and seemed to have a good head on his shoulders unlike most young Ngunbus

>>149126109
Kompany didn’t know how to use him

>>149126046
60 years of hurt, island monkey