Thread 149123830

is this the hardest anyone has kicked a ball?

>>149123830 (OP)
Yeah nah https://youtu.be/Sfpr_S8nVLA?si=qEKEhN5Q1ObHiEzE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zooaMAzbyQs

I think this one still holds the record.

>>149123830 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3IJjxGJMxs

outta my way french fucking shits

>>149124040
to this day it's still the best free kick ever

>>149124040
>curve
>fast
Nah but he had a really fast one at Madrid cant be bothered to look it up though

>>149123830 (OP)
trying to think of a few guys who used to bloot it hard

christian karembeu
john arne riise
laurent robert
thomas hitzelsperger
nolberto solano
adriano

dunno if any of them have some kind of record though

>>149123909
>>149123987
why is this so rare? is it that hard to kick a ball cleanly?

>>149124337
fucks your knees and harder to control direction (obviously).
but look at what happened to batistuta. there was a time when he was begging to have his leg amputated after retirement because it hurt so bad.

>>149124337
its hard to do, its pretty inaccurate, there are better ways to take free kicks if you want to get it on target. its cool looking but like certain tricks its rarely effective.

>>149124157
>Chudavert getting humiliated
basado

>>149123830 (OP)
Nah when I was twelve Samuel Woods kicked a ball so hard it decapitated a pensioner and we all got detentions for the rest of the week.

>>149124205
we don't have the technology to do this anymore

I kicked the ball way harder when I was 9 and it landed straight in Laura's face and I had to apologize

>>149124691
>apologizing
she lost all respect she had for you at that moment

>>149124691
was she a jew at least?

>>149124282
Michael Tarnat

>>149124691
>I had to apologize
her nose might have been gushing but her pussy was dry

Biggest BOSH I’ve ever seen is that Ibra bouncing half volley for PSG from 30 yards
Honourable mentions to Rooney volley vs Newcastle. I think for maximum power the ball has to be coming towards you before you kick it.

>>149125481
>I think for maximum power the ball has to be coming towards you before you kick it.
werent older footballs more heavy too so less prone to just curvebend away from goal?

>>149124337
>Computer says no.
The answer to any question regarding 'why don't you ever see anything fun it football anymore.'

>>149124282
Torsten Frings
Lukas Podolski

>>149124691
I pounded a volley at a Korean boy named “Min Bong”’s face and he burst into tears
>captcha
>4ARK

Riise

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UkBb_7PPd8

>>149123830 (OP)
used to see one of these every week in the PL before woke ruined everything

>>149123830 (OP)
There was a Brazilian guy who was famous for how hard he kicked the ball. I think he sometimes aimed at the barrier rather than the goal in order to put fear in the opposing team.

>>149127485
Pernambucano? I know he's the best free kicker in history.

>>149127683
>>149127485
Célio Silva?

>>149127418
It is absolutely remarkable how much Riise managed to fuck his life up after he retired as a player.

>>149124282
Djibril Cissé was quite good at kicking it extremely hard, and very far from the goal too.
Kind of him to keep the goalies safe from his supersonic kicks.

>>149133443
Fun fact: Haaland is just a poor man's Djibril Cissé

>>149124760
>>149124829
the scumbag dyke teacher made me do it
>>149124776
russian or latvian
>>149126940
bet he still remembers it

>>149127485
Hulk

> 30+ posts in
> Not a single ball busting joke

This board is doomed

>>149133465
I saw Cissé in an airport once, from far away. I could tell because of his haircut
Thanks for reading

>>149123909
i can't see puck

>>149133469
the only people who should be afraid of hulk's kicks are the people watching on the stands

>>149124231
this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTukDpgpMtA

anyway, here's another one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1oAEvJWSfA

>>149123830 (OP)
Siniša Mihajlović

>>149127485
Vagner Love?

>>149133708
Boomer btfo

>>149133362
how did he fuck it up? qrd?

>>149123830 (OP)
love goals where you feel the ball will never come down

>>149127418
RELEASE THE KRAKEN

>>149134524
First wasted/lost all the money he made so is basically broke while John Carew who he really disliked made a bucnh of good investments and is swimming in cash.
Second tried to get a coaching career off the ground, but ended up getting the women's team he coached relegated and got fired.
Thirdly he's tried, mostly unsuccessfully, to be on every single reality show possible.
Fourthly he had a hugely embarassing leak where he copy/pasted texted a bunch of norwegian female celebs with dating offers, saying they could be the next Posh and Becks.
He's become basically a mainstream lolcow here who is constantly trying to coast off his glory days.

>>149124282
Tony yaboah had a boot on him. Memba him lads?

>>149136001
The absolute state

>>149136001
>Fourthly he had a hugely embarassing leak where he copy/pasted texted a bunch of norwegian female celebs with dating offers, saying they could be the next Posh and Becks.
lmao

>>149136384
Vaguely. Spurs?

>>149124282
Who was that guy, that full back, that blootered one in from about 40 yards? similar sounding name to riise? something scandi.

Wait I remembered 5 mins later. ERIK EDMAN. BOSH.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeI7WCjjZjw

>>149142107
He played for Leeds if I remember, and is famous for that one lovely volley goal he did. It wasn't super fast but it was a nice goal.

>>149127485
Branco

>>149127418
Alan Smith broke his leg blocking one of Riises shots

>>149142258
this

bro had beef with wigan :skull:

>>149123830 (OP)
SHIT! Did you see that? He must have a foot like a traction engine

>>149127485
It was Branco. There is also a legendary hoax about him supposedly killing a Scottish player by doing exactly that.

>>149123871
mf meme shytt af bruh fr

keep it