WTC Final @ Lord's

at lunch on day 2:

South Africa 121/5.. v Australia 212.

YFI

It was handling but you also cant really complain if you let somebody of bedinghams quality get 20+

>>149135146
YFO pal

>>149135157

>>149135148
a truly great Englishman

>>149135157
>>149135146

>>149135148
Charles I did nothing wrong.

Why isn't Hansie Cronje more celebrated by the international cricket community?

If you can bet on it and it talks somebody will fix it

>>149135202
he wanted that new leather jacket too much

Michael Slater did nothing wrong

This lunchtime show is boring, where are the 18 footers?

Graham wearing a white apple watching with a suit and tie. Like at least get a proper time piece if you are going to appear on tv in a professional capacity.

>>149135218
what about Christian Slater

>let's talk about old players for half an hour for no reason whatsoever
I'm sure the English audience loves this dross

>>149135228
>watching
watch*

>>149135195

>now KP will talk about himself for 5 minutes
...

>>149135236
The average English cricket watcher is booking their pacemaker surgery, I’m sure they love the nostalgia.

>england is a different fucking country from australia and south africa
wow such insight

>World Test Championship final
>worst collection of commentators and presenters in recorded history

grim

>>149135273
Can always put on the radio. ABC should be carrying the BBC feed.

>>149135243

>>149135273
have to mute the tv whenever kartik's annoying strangled cat voice comes on

>when you want the ball to wobble you have to make the ball wobble
I will punch this cunt in his stupid face

>>149135292

>>149135301
bit in this image

>>149135176
>a truly great Englishman
Got the jews back into England after they were exiled for 400 years. You clowns can't take a trick,

Lyon's econ is good

Why is Brett Lee so Aryan looking whereas Shane Lee's a chubby cunt?

>>149135336
It's the difference between an alpha chad pace bowler and a beta virgin spinsman

>>149135336
depression eating from being the inferior brother

>>149135301

Is Zachy aware that Shane Lee is the reason for the current prominence of the boundary rope?

>>149135354

>>149135365
im all out fella, you win this time

big surprise

Just got back from KFC. What did I miss?

alright, who did a rain haka?

>>149135384
you'll never guess, but it rained in england and caused a delay

>>149135384
rain and then it stopped twice

Can the final end in a draw?

>>149135384
Who's that uggo?

>>149135419
Yes. It's not like they're gonna do a super-over for a test match.
But they have got a spare day due to potential for rain but with this surface and the overcastness it would probably need to rain for 2 days straight to make it needed.
COR those thighs.

Hover covers are go.

Hover bike reporting in.

Finally, some REAL cricket

>>149135452
Canada/Nepal vs West Indies?

>>149135419
No reason to lose hope anon. This match can still go either way

Yeah im gonna say it, I miss warneys mediocre commentary. I miss him shitting on starc then he gets a first ball of the ashes wicket. I miss him telling lyon to bowl slower 4 times a spell. I miss him incorrectly predicting that smithy would be affected by the boos on his return at fortress edgbaston. Most of all I miss him stuffing his face with food in the background of a triplem cricket video.

Macgilla may be dodging prison on cocaine trafficking charges but Warney will always live on in every true spinners HEART.

>>149135479
time for a root will never not be funny

meds then Bedingham

lool im trying to listen to abc over my amazon coverage but no matter how much i tinker the amazon coverage is 3/4 seconds behind, what a joke, my internet is fine.

>>149135492
slow the abc stream instead?

>>149135419
they'd do a shared trophy in that case I think

>>149135452
grimdies

>>149135494
the amazon stream should just actually be live, cant believe people pay money for this shit.

That's it, body them

Disagree Warnies commentary insight was easily some of the best out of most commentators, most of them now are just biased on what former country they represented.

>>149135461
It's short for cricket association of Nepal haha
>>149135506
smart move, retired early to avoid facing LORD LALIT RAJBANSHI

Did he just flat out run into the back of Pat?

poo ran was inzamam's nickname

GONE FUCK OFF

KINO

GOTTEN GONE

>>149135513
internet streams have lots more latency than old school broadcasts.

GONE GOTTEM
>>149135530
isn't that rapist still playing for you

Good day lads. Just tuning in. How was the first session?

>>149135553
i hate it

>>149135557

SMELL OF BLOOD IN THE WATER

>>149135530
I thought it was weird that canada's logo was a rhino

>>149135572
kekkkk

GOOOOOOOOOOOOONE

Extremely sus hawkeyes past couple of days

POOLLAPSE

>>149135572
Bat at fault. Trying to injure our captain

CUMGOD

>CumLORD doing CumLORD things
>Haydos calling Saffers faggots in the comm box
kek
KEK

oh no no no

GOTTEM GAWN
>>149135572
should have poked him in the back with the bat and taken him out for the game
>HEY SOUTH AFRICA YOU'RE FAGS
great commentary from haydos

OHNONONONONONONONON

OUT GOTTEM GET THE FUCK OUT YOU SASQUATCH

>>149135572
kek and GONE

GOTTEM HE'S GONE

C O L L A P S E
O
L
L
A
P
S
E

quack quack quack

>>149135572
why are south africans so violent lads

>>149135572
what was that hand gesture from cummins?

ABSOLURE SCENES

What a choklapse

>4 runs of Gaz's 6 overs
The Saffa fears the turn

Went to the wrong end ffs.

Why did he divert his run into the stumps?

>SA losing
>Injure the other side
Bavuma's IQ is off the charts

>>149135637
fear of obstructing the field.
ironically by swerving he put himself at more risk of it.

>>149135637
Avoid an LBW

vereynne's a manlet was probably like tripping over a small rock

>>149135479
Dont forget that Warnie was the original NOG-poster

still upset the good pirate stream had switched to golf, leaving the lower FPS main sky channel stream live

Cumball>Bazball

ffs Haydens on TMS now

>>149135664
Are they discussing his stylish hat?

>>149135665
>carey milking it

>>149135680
talking about Boycott atm, but did mention the hat earlier and cancer

Pat Cummins. Brilliant bowler. Abysmal captain.

Roons gatting herd to coom bay harr dey need to pick up de pace
>t. Michael Holding

>>149135691
>Southee

>>149135572
>>149135665
>no chance of winning
>break the other cunt's bones instead
based

SA have no business playing this final due to meme qualifiers (and it shows)

CAUGHT OFF TO BEDS

CUMGOD
CUMGOD
CUMGOD
CUMGOD

>carey almost drops it again
fuck me

GONE

Cumstroyer

GONE
GOT HIM

GONE GOTTEM

Gawn. Max Gawn.

I was just about to compliment Bedingham, but, alas.....

>>149135721
Without Webster's rearguard we would have been proper fucked just like against India he did the same thing in the deciding test match. Clutch player

MY cappy

Where's britcunt?

Is Carey the worst keeper to play for Australia?

MAN VS MAN

>>149135506
this is bowen but with bouldering lol

DESTROY HIM
HE MUST NOT BOWL AGAIN

>>149135721
I looked this up yesterday and SA played only 12 tests, which was the fewest amongst all entrants, whereas England played 22 and Australia and India each played 19. NZ played 14.
I'm not going to begrudge them being in this final but I think it's necessary for the next tournament that there's a more even distribution of matches in the interests of fairness and proper order

He just keeps hitting him. Why does Cumdawg hate Rabada?

Not so tough now, Rabada.

>>149135557
He's not in the central contract but still plays for the team because we can't find another half decent leggie in a country of 30 mil
>>149135577
Haha

>>149135751
Gilchrist is top tier but Carey is also elite. Payne btfo

>>149135772
payback for this >>149135572

>>149135772
just the typical stuff between fast bowlers
KG will give a bit back if you don't declare before then

stop posting punished bavumas :(

>>149135779
How many registered first grade players do you have?

cumminshatersbros.... we can't stop losing

>>149135772
if he's anything like me, it's because he looks different

make em follow on i reckon

BAVBALL IS COMING

>>149135797
go woke, go bro-ACK

>>149135781
Top tier was Healey. Gili was picked for his batting but got better the more he played at keeper and was pretty close to elite by the end. Carey drop a regulation catch in a final that's pretty shite

>>149135809
*CUMMINS

He's out

GONE FUCK OFF

running yourself out is probably not the play in this situation

OUT GET THE FUCK OUT RETARD RUNNING 2

Saffas are cooked

reckon Australia will lead after the first innings

>>149135789
Grade A,B and C are national team regulars. Average monthly income here is around rs 30k /month so they're doing fine

>>149135836
better than getting hit in the head

>>149135836
Are you an expert? I trust Keshav Maharaj more than you.

>run out for 6
>at least 10 of his cousins dead in a plane crash
not a great day for old keshy

I think we can confidently call time on this southern africa experiment.

Fuck the state of test batting has made test matches grim. 14 wickets first day this game is gonna finish on day three

I remember lamichhane

>>149135781
Paine was a better keeper than Carey, Wade, Haddin, or Gilchrist but his batting was much worse.

ELITE stumping

enforce the follow on i reckon

>>149135845
don't cross your bridges before you hatch them

Got glue in my hair and I can’t get it out

turns out Suth Effrika are really really bad at cricket

BUCKETS

GOOOOOOOOOOONE

if i were a batsman, I'd use a big box so people thought I had a big penis

>>149135849
Ok. Do you have many cricket clubs with players that can be selected, if they perform well above the average, to step up into the national team? How does it work there, how do you find the next new players? And how many players do you have in the system altogether?

BUCKETS

seth efrikan mental midgets
no stones for a final whatsoever

GOTTEM GONE (TWICE)
Why were they saying the bails are broken when only one end was off?
>>149135751
It was impossible to be a bad wicketkeeper and get any test cap for Australia until Gilly retired, because you'd never get into State cricket as a bad keeper let alone Australia.
By process of elimination, in recent memory it's probably Phil Emery who wasn't anything special and only played 1 test and 1 ODI. All time probably Fred Burton back in the 1890's who only played for Australia twice. I can't imagine any keeper being any good back then.

CANT STOP THIS TRAIN

deary deary me

That was a good catch

Webinator

CUM BUCKETS

CUMGOD DOMINANCE

LEVELS

THATS MY CAPTAIN

ABSOLUTELY ELITE

Fucking great catch by a tall lanky man

air india, not even once.

>AHHHHH NOT A HECKIN KNOCK OUT GAME BOYKI YOU MEAN WE HAVE TO PERFORM UNDER PRESSURE??? NO FAIR

Oh I didn't realise that was the last wicket.

>>149135907
if it's boeing I ain't going

>south africa bottled it AGAIN

You should get on the Honour Board for getting a multiple of 100 wickets or 10000 runs in a match. Or a hattie.

>>149135882
The presidential salami. You never know when you'll get peckish.

>>149135906
He's not lanky he's built like a farmer

>>149135913
im calling pilot error

>>149135919
He's getting on the honours board for getting a fifer anyway.

>6-28
elite

Cummins is a mental giant able to change game momentum at will this is what we could have had if they made Warne captain

>>149135922
Fine. We will meet in the middle and describe him as rangy.

>>149135751

>>149135927
pilot got to the end of the runway and didn't have enough speed for a proper take off, so pulled up to avoid immediate death from colliding with the end of the runway.
didn't have enough speed so stalled and essentially glided into the crash location

>>149135863
>Haddin
I thought he was pretty good and a useful batsman he would be first picked if he was current era surely

>>149135944
Free rangey? Organic? Bio-dynamic?

Looked at the men's test rankings:
1 - Australia
2 - England
3 - South Africa

Why were England skipped for South Africa?

>Air India said the plane’s passengers included 169 Indians, 53 Britons, seven Portuguese and one Canadian
imagine dying to the sound of 169 screeching jeets

>>149135942
truthnuke: Cummins is a better player than Warne, legspin is harder so Warne was much more entertaining and fun to watch thoughever

>>149135947
many such cases, what dumb cunts.

>>149135954
He was a good batsman but only a competent keeper.

>>149135957
>Like a million voices crying out in TRIPLE CAUTION SAMIR

>>149135957
>169 screeching jeets
221 screeching jeets. good name for a band.

>>149135956
It's not based on the test rankings, it was based on who won the most percentage of "points" in the games they played after points were deducted for slow over rates.

>>149135986
*222

Only point of interest now is Marnus and khawaja both batting for their careers

Conditions looking good lads

>>149135957
169 + 53 using an English passport, 7 tourists and 1 Canadian who drew the short straw and had to go on company business.

Kagisa Rabada is a disgusting, drug-addicted nigger

Haddin was good at taking superman catches

>>149135956
Bring out England there's time to smash them after this is done

>>149135996
There were 3 non-Jeet names on the list of passengers.

>>149136002
100% I'd bet my life on it

>>149135999
>>149136000
checked

>>149135999
we don't use that word here
go back to the gay afl google drive sharing threads if you can't respect /cric/ culture

marnie kino?

Rabada is based you dumb blowie

>>149136017
kek got britcunt on a string

>>149135958
Nar Warney was better, his opposition was Kallis Lara Flintoff Gatting Thorpe that era was much Tougher. But Cummins is a killer when the pressure is on, he wants more pressure because the opposition will crack. Warney was the pressure...but sometimes..like in 2005..the pressure got to him

>>149135883
Clubs play in district level tournaments, districts play in province level tournaments.

We have 7 provincial teams and 3 departmental teams that play the national one day cup (prime ministers cup). Provincial team contracts are not worth much and most of the national team guys play for the departmental teams. Top 4 of PM cup play a 2 Day redball tournament (jay trophy). Every year there's 1-2 players who get a national team call up based on these tournaments.

Apart from this, some players who performed well in Nepal premier league (franchise tournament) got a call up this time around.

Currently there's around 4-5k district level players, 150-200 province level players and 30-40 amongst them get central contracts.

oy vey, direct hit midships

Marnus is such a spastic

>his opposition was Kallis Lara Flintoff Gatting Thorpe
list fell off a bit after those first 2 kek

>>149136033
Lara raped Warne in the summer of 99

Which opener falls first?

>>149136071
raped murli in his own backyard as well goat player

>>149136049
Was trying to think of some english batters who were good to make you feel better but Flintoff was tough as with bat and ball

>digits is Marns score

>>149136088
Murali had 800 run-outs. Not a bowler in my mind.

>>149136094
6094?!

Cricket needs more chuckers. Chuckers are based.

>>149136094
6110?

>>149136095
his records should really be wiped from the books

>>149136035
That's not bad at all. Better if there'd be a 4-5 day red ball provincial league, and get more juniors involved at club level so even if they don't make it to pro they still play as adults

is Labuschagne a freemason? he's wearing 33

>>149136113
India might win something if they get another two or three Bumrahs.

The scintillating stroke-play of Marnus Lab-oo-shock-nay

I dont care about cricket as a sport anymore, I hope it continues to be shat up by t20

>>149136089
Gooch was pretty solid

Marnie is due for some kino

go back to /pol/ dumb blowie

>>149136071
>>149136088
I agree with this. Pretending Hayden was near his level is a joke.

>>149136095
he was cleared
the flex limit changing is mistakenly thought to have only been for murali, when infact the law was for any delivery pace

what would marny be doing for a crust if he wasn't "playing" cricket?
my bet would be gynaecologist

>>149136130
French name, blowie. It’s pronounced Labbashane.

>>149136151
who the FUCK says that lmao?
don't tell me this is a thing in Australia

lol, south africa has diversity quotas for their team

>>149136157
church pastor

>>149136155
He was cleared after he had taken a few hundred “wickets”. If they bothered to test him early on they would have sent him packing, ultimately it was too embarrassing to ban him at that time.

>>149136157
I reckon he'd be a physiotherapist, and a large part of his clientele would be from his church, whom he gives mate's rates.

>>149136177
fellow ABC Chad, yeah lmao what a joke.

>>149136089
Flintoff was a bowler who batted a bit. was never elite with the bat (although naturally talented). Pietersen probably would have been a better option although Warne was nearing the end at that time

has there ever been an english batsman better than matthew hayden?

where's he gone

>>149136177
Ostensibly (look it up if you don't know what it means, retard) to reflect the countries actual population diversity.
It's the sort of shit the fuckwits who post the french soccer team should be celebrating

>>149136121
Yeah they're trying to get that done. Red ball tournament was started this year, might take that up to 3-4 days in a couple of years. The problem is that we don't have enough money.

very boring thread

>>149136184
don't understand what difference it would have made the action was the same throughout
>>149136201
sir CHEF

>>149136208
he's got a fat misso mate
the WAGs forced him out of the team

Australia has never had as good an opening batsman as Alistair Cook

>>149136219
fuck up cunt, sport is about meritocracy

It was going over and he made it

>>149136219
brown hands typed this post

>>149136219
Both the French soccer team and the South African cricket team are examples of niggers being given preference over whites so no there isn't any hypocrisy in criticising both.

>>149136173
People were saying it when he scored 380 (against Zimbabwe) I never rated him highly in test cricket I liked Michael Slater more he knows how to slap it around

>looked up Markram's stats
>averages 35
the SA team is actually really dire. Rabada the only good player

>>149136208
Lyon should retire

>statpadding against shitbabwe
he's a fraud, and allegedly not a very nice person at all

>>149136208
>Offspinner Todd Murphy will become the third Australian Test player to play for Gloucestershire this season after signing a four-game County Championship stint through June and July

>>149136241
Coonman will come in for him, not Murphy. Rocchicoli would get picked before Murphy these days.

>>149136236
One day the sky will fall on your head you fucking faggot

>>149136241
Hes getting better with age

>>149136251
I like Murphy though

Do you think that if South Africa re-introduced their apartheid laws it would increase their chances of winning the game?

>>149136264
Their best batter and bowlsman are both the n words so no

>>149136250
>Glaucomashire
>Needing a spinner who wears glasses
Has Spec-savers become to powerful?

>>149136269
>batter
Be gone, wokie.

fuck off dumb blowie spastics

why is this bogtrotter such an sjw?

>>149136279
I'll batter you pussy boy

>>149136279
it's batsperson chuddie

>>149136288
The only thing you batter is your boyfriend’s arsehole.

NOT GONE NOT GOTTEM

>>149136279
based
batter is for baseball brainlets

>ball is close to the bat

Baseball is based

>will they get another "clear gap between bat & ball but a dodgy line on snicko" result.

>>149136253
The only faggot here is the taig sucking off niggers.

We’d be better off getting rid of Khawaja now.

nice review

baseball is a perfectly good sport, daresay great sport, it's just a different parlance

Is snicko part of the anti-white agenda?

holy mother of pooview

>nowhere near it, not out

>>149136319
It’s a nice game for kids to play, but it’s a bit silly for adults to do it.

Saffers completely lost their heads as evidenced by that pooview

>>149136333
could say that about almost any sport

>>149136319
I liked playing it on the wii

>>149136320
south africa arent hitting their diversity wicket targets

>>149136319
they gotta keep the pace of play stuff going. baseball would be a lot better without the interminable waiting. I wonder how it would go if there was a cricket style format where the entire team gets a go during an innings and everyone who gets a hit can go for it again at the other end.

>>149136309
>immediately thinks about sucking black cock
Like I said, faggot

Just left the gym, what is our lead?

>>149136349
>baseball would be a lot better without the interminable waiting
they've changed that up a few years ago, they've got timers now to prevent autistic stalling and time wasting

>>149136343
Couldn’t say it about cricket desu senpai

I like baseball. It's not comparable to cricket though, very different sports

>>149136363
93 runs

>>149136363
Lead by 93 runs behind australia

>>149136363
negative 93 runs and zero wickets

>>149136369
it's why i added the qualifier almost

heres some anti white agenda for you:
KILL ALL WHITE PEOPLE

cry about it

>>149136363
Sorry lad the cumdog ate your lead there's nothing left

>>149136371
cricket's essential difference from baseball is that there's never a moment where a ball is irrelevant to the game.
a baseball game where there's no-one on base, the batter can come in and do literally nothing for at least two balls. no risk at all.

this bogpoof is cringe

>>149136369
>desu senpai
Fuck up, weak basedcunt.

>>149136363
Its spelt 'Jim'

haha I'm just kidding. Did you have a good workout?

bit racist to not let Scott Boland play innit

>>149136386
The black line was based.

you blowie fucking faggots are cringe
this thread is shit
typical of this general when australia are playing
FUCK THE AUSTRALIAN CRICKET TEAM AND THEIR FAGGOT SUPPORTERS

reckon marnie kino is on the cards

garn bed

>>149136391
they're very different, there's no wickets in baseball

This game is over

how many runs can SA chase?

>>149136386
>KILL ALL WHITE PEOPLE
t peter steele iykwim haha

no micksperg in here tonight, boring

Business idea: White vs Black test match

>>149136391
in cricket outs are rare and runs are common
in baseball runs are rare and outs are common

>>149136319
I watched australia play the baseball world cup thingy where they beat korea and it is actually pretty good to watch when you're invested in the outcome

oh he just woke up

Has anyone made a doordash joke about indians flying a plane into a hospital?

>>149136377
>>149136379
>>149136381
>>149136388
Oh well at least we made it there I guess?
>>149136396
Thanks I got a call from my boss to discuss a case and it took ages so only did the Watt bike.

>>149136462
it wasn't a hospital

faggot apprentice keeps over tightening the over head clamps the hold in the thread tips
getting sick of replacing them

>>149136457
yeah it's pretty cool if you're personally invested in a game, can be comfy to have on regardless

>>149136467
Oh, I misunderstood. I'll show myself out.

Hate beer
Hate smokes
Hate drugs
Hate gambling

Love family
Love God
Love the Gospel

Build the stadium. Simple as.

Reckon the umpires like cricket?

>>149136484
thoughts on brown people?

>>149136486
I don't like cricket

>>149136473
Tell him not to do that anymore.

>>149136486
oh no

>>149136491
They're my brothers and sisters under christ

only gonna need another 50 the way this pitch is playing.

>>149136492
Well, cricket likes you

>>149136491
Not people desu senpai. They should be our slaves and we should treat them adequately.

>>149136484
>>149136498
focus on your batting marnie

Is Wiaan pronounced Weeing?

DECLARE YOU COWARD

>>149136509
It’s just the safer spelling of Wayne.

>>149136507
do you mean accordingly

how would Donald Trump go bowling leg breaks?

uzzie will score a zero pressure 50 to book his place for the next 3 years

>>149136509
This guy aha
You couldnt make this shit up

business idea: more teams should try a three bowler rotation where everyone swaps ends as they go through the rotation

>>149136516
No, I mean we should neither abuse nor spoil them.

i had a dream about a plane crash this morning

>>149136518
wdym zero pressure mate this is for the prestigious world test mace

Marnus doing a smith impression

I will rip Zachy's noodle arms clean off

>>149136517
His hands are too small for it and his bone spurs would prevent him from getting a good run up.

do they indicate a no ball before or after a team can choose to review?

>>149136507
Christianity is anti-racist, so how do you rectify this racist outlook with your religion?
Do you think when Jesus comes back and sees you denying the humanity of people for no reason other than their skin tone that he will not renounce you?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corked_bat

Has anyone ever tried this is criccy?

Business idea: hire a hobo to bat 11 and not bowl but he breaks the legs of the best opposition player with a tyre iron

>>149136509
lol

>>149136553
The handle is cane already which is springy and the scoop is the same idea

Fewer irish flags would improve the quality of this thread a lot.

GONE GOTTEM

>>149136553
It doesn't work in baseball, it wouldn't work in cricket.

>>149136549
Not skin tone, it’s about genetics. Do you treat bonobos and orangutans as you would a human? If not then you are a hypocrite and we simply draw the line of humanity in different spots.

>>149136533
turns out he's still shit lol

0/100 is a pretty good second innings.

>>149136528
>denying them their humanity is not abuse
I would go further and call it what it is, oppression

GOTTEM

>>149136569
cheer up mate

paki cunt

>keepers gloves facing down

Khawaja is washed desu

shitwaja

Get fucked pajeet. Hopefully he’s forced to retire after this.

so over for the aussies now

khawaja should've retired with warner

>>149136465
>Watt bike
Glad someone is keeping the electric grid functioning

>>149136590
Took you long enough to get the walking wicket out.

>getting out before lasanagaface

Oliver Cromwell did nothing wrong

ffs

HATTRICK

OH FUCK GONE GOTTME

NOT EASY BEING GREEN

thinking about getting into white magick

RABLACKA

>>149135128 (OP)
>Green
Fuck he sucks.

cameron shit

>>149136572
Yeah, I consider all humans to be humans and I don't see the ape analogy. As far as I'm aware, and I did pass biology at secondary level school, bonobos and orangutan are different species meaning they don't produce viable offspring if they are bred together.
I know for a fact that all humans can breed and produce viable offspring, that's just common knowledge which you are somehow lacking.

Oh shit are we collapsing wtf, when is tea?

greenbros.....owari da

Why did we bring Green again?

Are we, dare I say it, back?

>>149136620
Why are you arguing with him lol

so back

>noball
why the fuck are you charging a fast bowler to do a forward defence

haha time for autism

>>149136628
bullies his way into the team

look, just give him another 15-20 more chances alright? it's only fair

hopefully Smudge saves us or it's going to get grim fast

>>149136628
specialist gully

>>149136633
I don't know. Too much coffee

>smashes his bat into the pad and completely loses control of it
holy shit

just blocked the toilet with an almighty australian batting attack

>>149136620
And you think groids and humans produce viable offspring? That’s lunacy.

1845-1852 best years of my life

>steve smith the only decent batsman
dear oh dear
every pozzie achievement will always be asterisked until this man retires I'm afraid

>>149136628
Still searching for an all-rounder since Flintoff heemed us 20 years ago.

Shane Watson pretty much owes his career to that, same as Green.

Green bats three and makes 4 runs wtf

rabada vs aus

how does the autist do it?

>boundary
WE ARE BACK

>>149099332
see what >we have to contend with

Thank God Smudge is the reincarnation of Bradman

why didn't Pat Cummins bowl Green?
he's surely not in the team as a specialist batsman

>>149136674
Only he knows
He also tells the media whenever he's about to score runs again and then does it

Hilarious how Nasser is the expert on how to play against Australia

>>149136690
He was meant to be an afternoonwatchman.

i carn't fish
lmao

>>149136599
lol but I was at the Cape innovation dinner on Tuesday and the mayor and premier were spouting off about the Western Cape producing enough power to avoid LS so I’ll hold off on slandering them too much for now.
But try the Watt bike at your gym, you’ll never go back to spinning or the ordinary stationary bike (not that you should waste your time with that in any case).

Uzzie is going to score a fuckload of runs in the west indies and play the whole ashes off it but hes completely fucked against pace now if theres any bounce at all

>>149136709
he's one of yours mate

This game isn't even going to make it to tea on day 3

>>149136661
Webster is better than the mainlanders.

>>149136715
traitor. I even said secondary school you bastard

Khawaja and Green were great selections. 10 runs between them over 2 innings.

based webster shill
don't forget to tell us about how he got you to the final mate, it's been a few hours since you did last time

the longroom is such a joke since carey made them all lose their boomer minds, all now cowed little bitches

How does the reply function work?

Rabada is the only good player SA have so if you get out to him it's fine but a bit pathetic if it's against someone else
Aus winning the story so far

i carn't build a fence
lmao

i don't know

>>149136783
>How does the reply function work?
I'm not sure.

>>149136770
calm down cam

>>149136770
ah yes you just reminded me that australia had their holocaust moment in that room

>@149136783
hold ALT+f4 when replying

whenever australia play this general fills up with a bunch of fucking faggots

>this makes Australian '''''men''''' shit and piss their pants

>>149136826
based swiss guard iykwim haha

>>149136690
Apparently got injured. Radio said he "can bat" but bowling would be too hard on the body.

Gonna go run some trails before it gets dark outside. When I’m back I expect the collapse of Australia will be complete

>>149136820
yeah i never see you post here otherwise

>>149136848
All the best on your (trail) run mate

>when you see a perfect cover drive

Im going to bed as i am gainfully employed but i bet tovwake up to a 250 lead

>>149136848
Just don't hold your breath iykwim haha

green wont bowl anymore because he has a bad back, he is indeed in the team as a batsman from now on

>>149136826
>this makes British '''''men''''' shit and piss their pants

>>149136826
all that wealth and prestige to get into an exclusive club and yet you still have to dress in circus uniform

>>149136861
>Im going to bed as i am gainfully employed
i wish this was me

>>149136882
t. on the 87 year waiting list

>>149136857
Appreciated. Hope you lot enjoy the cricket or bed in the meantime

>>149136870
Running is an aerobic activity so I dont plan on it, but thanks for the advice

>>149136881
looks like the arrivals lounge of an australian airport to me

>>149136900
Thanks mate

>>149136807
So it didn’t happen?

>>149136900
Based saffa trail runner

look at the pol blowies having their little shitfits in here, fucking retards

>>149136914
crass comment. we all respect jews and stand for israel here.

>>149136826
>English men surrendering

I forgot countystreams was jewish

For me, it's apoliticism.

>>149136575
the pressure got to him

>>149136893
to shag your mum maybe

set the pozzie off here I have lads
triggered his ptsd about their team getting btfo by the old lads at Lord's

>>149136930
>>149136881
Now tell us how many Australians were at Singapore? You know the ones that got off the boat and immediately surrendered.

its not hard to set off the blowies

>tries to fit in and banter

>>149136933
Fuck off I'm a kike, its just your a dirty shitskin and think about jews constantly like all pakis.

stop calling them pozzies, they hate that

It's always easy to spot the blowies, they get emotionally invested in the cricket and cricket 'arguments' (read: shitposts).

Has Ctrl+W always opened all the replies on whatever you're hovering over or is this a new thing?

>>149136958
so who bottoms, you or the irish lad?

Cazzie here, why are you guys posting grainy pics of gooks on bikes?

poopertually perpoobed peething pozzstralians

I am very upset right now.

>>149136963
protesting too much mate

>>149136972
Read blowies as bowlers and thought your post made a lot of sense.
Bowlers tend to be autistic about their cricket so take it a lot more seriously, whilst batsmen just like to cunt things.

Then on re-read actually read it correctly and saw your post was a pile of shit. Sad.

>>149137003
so am i, not jewish btw

>>149136993
just pol blowie things

matchies belong to cazzies

I like Germans and hate nazis

>>149137005
Call me P!nk because I'm not here for your entertainment. You really don't want to mess with me tonight.

>>149136979
Imagine getting a random boner and then having to take that catch.

>they're aggressive people
kek

great news lads the "britons" were indeed all second generation smellygrants like sebshit
https://x.com/ians_india/status/1933095606027006060

>aggressive people
KILL THE BOER

Why are even British cucks even posting? You duds didn’t make it the final.

>>149137026
retibla x
f tho ngl

>>149137034
where is it being played genius?

>>149137004
fuck off shit skin

>>149137034
i see the british flag on my stream rn lad

imagine posting in /cric/ when a game isn't on and being proud of that

>>149137026
>silver lining type of bloke right here

>>149137047
The streets were full of brown people, so probably India or Pakistan.

>>149137054
>>149137054
>>149137054

>>149137052
you are so upset

>>149137049
>>149137047
All I see is Pakis and bindians in the crowd

>>149136949
Surely even Englishmen would agree that those old faggots at lords are wankers and pedos. They're a disgrace.