Lads I am proud to report that I am on top of the leaderboard for the gay endurance summer sport challenge my company holds. I have reached the 200pt mark (100pt per week possible) as the fourth person competing in the challenge (250 participants) but it lists me at the very top for some reason so I count this as a week won by ME. Next week there will be another 100 points added and I will make sure those fucking assholes see my name in the top 10 at any given time. And yes, this is my greatest sporting achievement so far.

>>149157638 (OP)
Good job, anon
Keep putting in that work

>>149157638 (OP)
Nice job, you earned yourself that delicious beer!

>>149158443
Thanks bro I will!
>>149158474
I had a Helles and it was fucking delicious

>>149157638 (OP)
nice bro
get rest, good sleep, good diet, and destroy those fags

>>149159456
Thats the plan for the weekend. I cant collect more than the 100 for the week so Ill be chilling at the lake and recover properly for the next two days

>gay endurance summer sport challenge
so what is it about

>>149159494
So there is 11 (random) teams with 22 or so members. It is a team challenge but there is an individual leaderboard as well. You collect points based on activity
>running: 1km = 1pt, 50am = 1pt
>cycling: 3km = 1pt, 100am = 1pt
>rowing: 6min = 1pt
>workout (Yoga, gym, Pilates, whatever, = 6min = 1pt but capped at 15pt per day
You can cheese the System because indoor cycling is 6min = 1pt but has no cap so a fat jannie decided to spend 9 hours slowly pedalling on his exercise bike on the first day of the challenge. He is now my mortal enemy and I WILL look down on him should we ever meet.

>>149159494
>>149159667
And for the first three weeks you can gather 100pt per week and for the last week you can get 200pt. 200pt is a fuckton, I mean its the equivalent to running 200km in a week. Ill still max out because the maximum total points are 500 and I will not have the jannie reach that alone.

Congrats bro. This is my most recent sporting achievement at one of those Spartan races

>>149157638 (OP)
well done anon, shows those fags who is boss!

>>149159920
Thats impressive! Congrats bro. Im glad youre one of the first two genders btw but I am not sure you should be here at age 1

>>149157638 (OP)
Congrats bro! I’m maintaining my current weight since I want to bench 3pl8 eventually but I’ll go on a serious cut when it’s over

>>149159940
Ill do it for my /sp/ friendos!
>>149159979
Nice whats your bench at? I stopped doing them due to shoulder issues, never went past 2.5pl8 though. Hope you reach your milestone soon

>>149159481
great, dont stop there. just go the extra mile until you got like 5000 points ahead and stare down every male coworker when you pass by them

>>149159667
>You can cheese the System because indoor cycling is 6min = 1pt but has no cap so a fat jannie decided to spend 9 hours slowly pedalling on his exercise bike on the first day of the challenge.
That was me.

>>149160312
Id love to but its really fucking hard bruv.
>>149160687
I dont respect it but understand it.

>>149160687
Hey, just curious, how much are they paying you to cheese the system?

>>149163634
Who paying what?

>>149163634
If he wins it they should double his pay

>>149160687
Based

>>149168210
Honestly you cant imagine how fucking pissed I was on day one. I thought "well maybe he has a bullshit job with only calls and now hangs out on his bike all day" but NO, I fucking checked his calendar. Also he is a goddamn janitor what fucking calls can he have

i've got a pooey bum, and pooey undies

>>149157638 (OP)
Anon! You answered your own question! I'm so proud of you!

>>149159969
hehe

this attention seeking frogposting german is starting to get on my nerves

>>149169549
Hide the thread then

I'm a runner too but I have never competed in a marathon because I don't like people. I have been in a good streak this past 3 months doing almost 20km every week. I do hiking too, I prefer hiking anyways but due to work I do less that I would like.

>>149171966
Just compete against yourself. Thats the only thing that matters in the end anyways

>>149157638 (OP)
How do the heterosexual rankings compare to your division?

>>149173966
>American banter

>>149157638 (OP)
>gay endurance challenge
what does this mean? you have to look at gay porn the longest?

>>149173932
that's what I do lad

>>149157638 (OP)
nigga how often will you make a thread about this, this is the 3rd one i see.

>>149174204
Based
>>149173966
>>149174129
...I just realized the banter was actually nice. I apologize
>>149174966
At the end of next week and then the end of the challenge. Two more threads, then Ill fuck off. I have stopped seething about the jannie