the kwab world cup

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pure unadulterated kino

0-0 should also means zero puntos

No one said the players are good

why the pink tho

my country's soccer product has been embarrassed on the world stage

>>149190928
this
>inb4 but muh teams will just agree to score 1 each!
no they won't. why would anyone trust their opponent is going to keep their word?

>>149190928
completely agreed
the people want GOALS. if no goal = should be no point
1-1 is fine but 0-0 is unacceptable. audience got scammed.

>>149190935
Tried to find the best equivalent of Auckland City in other pyramids.
They'd be a low 5th/high 6th english division team.
The gap in quality is hilarious.

>>149191276
torquay mentioned

>>149190747 (OP)
if i was that player i would probably an hero after that ngl

>>149192402
I don't think Torquay has beaten Cruz Azul though.

>>149190935
SOVL

>>149190935
>>149191276
>>149196348
Auckland City Team Professions:

Adam Mitchell (Defender) – Real Estate Agent
Conor Tracey (Goalkeeper) – Storeman
Mario Ilich (Midfielder) – Coca-Cola Sales Representative
Christian Gray (Defender) – Teacher in Training; works at two Auckland schools
Nikko Boxall (Defender) – Broker at an insurance company
Paris Domfeh (Midfielder) – University student
Myer Bevan (Forward) – Studies physical education and personal training
Gerard Garriga (Midfielder) – Coach at a football academy
Angus Kilkolly (Forward) – Operator at a tool company
Dylan Manickum (Midfielder) – Assistant site engineer
Ryan De Vries (Forward) – Car polisher
Regont Murati (Full-back) – Product Owner at Kotahi Logistics
Jordan Vale (Full-back) – Primary school teacher
Jeremy Foo (Midfielder) – Science student
Jerson Lagos (Forward) – Studying to become a barber
Sebastián Ciganda (Goalkeeper) – Pool cleaner
Dylan Connolly (Full-back) – Physiotherapist
Matt Ellis (Midfielder) – Sales assistant in food business
Adam Bell (Fullback) – Retail salesperson and student
Tong Zhou (Midfielder) – Community programme leader and educator at King's College
Alfie Rogers (Fullback) – Sales representative at Coca-Cola
Natha Garrow (Goalkeeper) – Full-time student
Michael De Heijer (Defender) – Team leader at LifeChanger Foundation
David Yoo (Midfielder) – Community football coach
Ryan Ellis (Forward) – College student and youth coach
Haris Zeb (Forward) – Community football coach
Areya Prasad (Goalkeeper) – Student at St. Peter’s College
Jackson Manuel (Midfielder) – Community football coach


Would be KINO if they got to score the first ever goal on an actual Club World Cup, even if they end up losing

>>149190935
SOVL

>>149196502
>losing to a team full of Coca-Cola salesmen

>>149195816
>Cruz Azul
Cruz Azul mentioned

>>149191276
How the fuck did they even get in?

>>149196681
They're the best team that plays in the Oceanian confederation.

>>149196580
Their the best ranked ofc team that won their league over the last 4 years

I didn't bother to stay up late for this, I only care to know if they handed out enough free tickets to fill all the empty seats.

>>149196990
nope

yeah sorry this needs to be a goal
lots of options
4 vs 2

>>149196502
Damn, must be pretty grim to be a footy player in NZ

the real question is why you fags even watch this friendly cup in the first place

>>149190747 (OP)
Wow, Europeans are so mean and arrogant for saying only their clubs matter

>>149190935
nice 'world cup' you got there gianni

As a /gd/fag, what the fuck is this?
>Al-Ahly badge not centered
>MIA not centered
>literal boomer meme font
>stupid logo in the middle

>>149198592
Football graphics are really ugly unfortunately. Over here they've been using the same ones for the past 8 years, maybe more
I agree, i wish they put some more effort into it

>>149198371
Kek what a shitshow

>>149198592
Why is there a yellow card count? What is this now? futsal?

>>149190935
im thinking soul yeah

>>149199378
Yeah a lot of broadcasters do that these days, it's fucking annoying

>>149190935
>hey boss can I get a few days off to play in this world wide soccer tournament with millions in prize money
>no
grim

>>149199378
>>149199442
im pretty sure thats the amount of substitutions made like in serie a. its still stupid

>>149199701
Then why make it yellow out of all colours?

>>149196502
>Car polisher

>>149199688
>The cars won't polish themselves cobber

You will not convince anyone that this guy with the ball was not paid by the FIFA/Messi mafia. They usually corrupt or threaten referees, goalkeepers and defenders for penalties. This guy is the Lance Armstrong of football. Complete and utter rigged buffoon with his buddies

>>149200025
He does that quite regularly, if he were paid to miss he'd have probably scored

>>149199688
>But you gave Mario Ilich and Alfie Rogers the day off
>They're playing Miami and they might be able to sell Messi some Sprite

>>149198592
This is the power of AI

>>149190935
>9 AM to 5 PM
>part time

>>149198481
The missus has gone on a girls trip to central Africa so I’m stuck here babysitting the kiddies with fuck all to do

>>149199378
It's a US thing, you have to put up more stats so stats can be uhm stats you know?

>>149198498
well, this is a Balloon Door contender

>>149196502
>Pool cleaner

>>149190747 (OP)
is every match going to be as scripted as wwe?

>>149191276
Bayern 3 Auckland 1 in a gritty display where city threatened to tie the game at 2 with a header that went just wide in the 63rd minute

>>149196822
That's actually retarded
It should be like in the actual WC where the Oceania team gets half a spot and can only qualify after winning the inter-confederation playoff.

I guess it was fine before because it was next to impossible for the OFC team to play against the champion from UEFA or South America but they should've changed it for this new format.

>>149190747 (OP)
lmao why are they so slow?

>>149196502
this list speaks volumes about NZ. They are all employed/in uni. Imagine some list in your country of players in the same level. They would probably have to ask for a jail permit to go and play.

>>149190935
well... that ended as expected

>>149196502
What's the difference at being a "Coca-Cola Sales Representative" and a "Sales representative at Coca-Cola", tho? Is one of them not directly employed by the Big Coke?

>>149191022
a tribute to gta vice city

Auckland city will be the strongest oceania forever, because now they have the money to cover next 10 seasons and also turn professional

>>149190747 (OP)
kineau

>>149208120
Teams won't get any prize money if they don't win or draw even a single game. Unless I misunderstood something

>>149216485
My understanding is they get 3millions just for showing up

>>149190747 (OP)
this is a true kwabzilla holy fuck

>>149191165
Nobody ever said this, it would be a dumb argument
But pretending that a 0:0 can’t be thrilling and a deserved result by default is even more retarded. If Auckland had somehow held Bayern at 0 goals, they would have deserved one point

>>149196502
SOVL

>>149218345
>Nobody ever said this, it would be a dumb argument
You're right it's a dumb argument but some people have actually used that argument against me on /sp/

Anyway the real fix is:
Defeat 0 points
0-0 draws 1 point for each team
normal draw 2 points for each team
Win 4 points

There I fixed football.

jokes aside I don't know but I think semen slurpers should be discouraged somehow

>>149190747 (OP)
lol wtf

>>149190747 (OP)
this is the purest definition of kwab

>>149200669
jej

>>149190747 (OP)
I only watched the first half and a bit of the 2nd, they missed about 3 one-on-one's with the goalkeeper (and a pen) so I'm not remotely surprised they fucked that up

>>149191276
>They'd be a low 5th/high 6th english division team.
Probably not. York City are in the 5th tier and they are 2500 places above Auckland in the meme ranking.

>>149198381
Low football IQ all around. He could've passed to 1 but 3 would've run into the ball thinking it was to him and 2 should've hung back more

is the guy a macaco? he could have passed it to his teammate when he asked but went full retard instead

>>149219742
the only way to fix it is to stop watching. the players only care about the paychecks. no audience. no paycheck

>>149190747 (OP)
the funniest part is his teammates don't seem overly surprised, they're like yeah pretty much what he usually does

>>149235707
the funniest part is there's still another month of the kwab world cup