He looks young for the average brit
>>149209229 (OP)He looks like an Englishman
>>149209229 (OP)What? You mean today? Too late lol
He was the manager
Eat yerself fitter
Up the stairs mister
Eat yerself fitter
>>149209229 (OP)>39how in the name of jesus christ
what's the female equivalent?
>>149209229 (OP)Incredible Dark Ages Saxon physiognomy
>>149209229 (OP)Looks like Rafael Fiziev when he's 80 year olds.
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>>149214328millie bobby brown (20 years old btw)
The fire crackles as the children gasp in awe. Snow begins to fall outside the window the your tale comes to an end, but the youngsters are still thirsty for more. 'Tell us about the two he scored against Andorra again Grandpapa' one child begs.
'No, no! The legendary brace vs Kazakhstan!' implores another. The oldest boy pipes up. 'Be quiet you two, Grandad tells those ones all the time. Go on, tell us the one you promised us last time - the penalty vs Slovenia...Grandad..G-Grandad?'
The rocking chair creaks to a halt.
A serene expression is on your face and all of Rooney's goals flash before your eyes in your final moments as the children embrace you. His one World Cup goal, The legendary double in Minsk. That tap in against Liechenstien. they know whats happening and are scared, but calm.
The last thing you hear as you slide into the black warmth of death is the youngest boy - old beyond his years, a football fanatic who spends every free moment outside kicking his battered leather ball against the wall 'Dont be sad, he lived a hell of a life...in the age of Rooney.'
>>149209324>>149214735>>149214913I know you zoomies donโt know anything so Iโll just say it. Despite him playing for England heโs not English, heโs Irish and he looks exactly like the old lad youโd see in the corner of the smoking area with a bicardi and diet coke
>>149218055irish and english look exactly the same
be real