no one other than latinx people cares about this mickey mouse cup
>>149263526 (OP)printing this for the occasion of an eventual 48-0 bayern win as against sudacas
For Brazilians, the meaning of life is watching their team beat a European side. That’s the ultimate dream for football fans here. The biggest running joke in our football culture is that Palmeiras doesn’t have a Club World Cup. Brazilians are a deeply complex people who see beating European teams as a patriotic act — when in reality, it just reveals a deep-rooted sense of inferiority. It’s both sad and a bit pathetic, and this Mickey Mouse tournament really brought that to light.
Following sports is what makes poor and dumb people feel special and part of something — but for South Americans, that feeling is taken to a pathological level. When a guy sees Fluminense playing Borussia Dortmund, for a brief moment, it’s like his shitty existence is finally being acknowledged.
>only european loss was to another european team
>not a single sudaca team has beaten a european team
>this proves south americans are better
ok?
Personally, I'm just bummed the anime and kpop teams lost
>>149263526 (OP)>not a single win against european teamswhy is this something to celebrate?
>>149270361I guess you didn't consoom The Boys.
>>149270734Wew anon, you want to go to jail?
>>149263526 (OP)Why do Brazilian teams have such african looking logos? Oh wait...
>>149270798Those logos are beautiful, you tasteless fuck
>>149271968A child shouldn’t be blamed for the sins of her father.
Nobody cares about this shit preseason friendly competition apart from slum-dwelling favela monkeys who dream of their side beating one of the european teams who all your good players fuck off to by the time they're 18, and the only players you have left are third-tier rejects with names like WanderVanderWevertonWellingtoninho, your league is a joke
>>149264831>nobody cares>keeps complaining about itIf you didn't care, you wouldn't talk about it, when I don't care about something I don't interact with it in any way
>>149270336It doesn't really matter how many times you try to call it a Mickey Mouse cup, this is a tournament with the backing of the sanctioning body of the sport with a higher prize money pot than the UCL lol.
This is the most important championship in club football history, bar none, by any objective metric.