OK, we admit it, South American teams aren't as shit as we pretend.

But if we're both trying with the same effort, we win 17 out of 20 times, draw 1, maybe lose 2 (stats based on personal watching of football as a citizen of a UEFA nation over multiple years, though sometimes while doing something else like eating or watching another thing on TV in split screen thoughbeit).

We're the 5 foot 11 guy who can't be bothered to beat up the 5 foot 9 guy because we refuse to write anything but "6 foot" on the entry paper.

We're somewhat better than you and can't be bothered to play you. Accept this level of concession.

Thank you. Signed, citizen of UEFA nation.

(This post was sponsored by Amstell.... and Playstation.... UEFA Champions League sponsors)

>>149308444 (OP)
TRVTH NVKE
trips confirm it

>>149308444 (OP)

how about we have a match of footy then and decide who wins or not?

>>149308444 (OP)
>OK, we admit it, South American teams aren't as shit as we pretend.
i never pretended they were shit 2bh, the brazilian league was always only behind england, spain, italy and germany and definitely better than portugal and holland. france is close.

>>149308565
I usually pretended they were shit, because it's funny and they get incredibly rattled when you say things like "Bournemouth would win Copa Lib"
If Chelsea win tonight I'll keep saying stuff like that and also shit on continentals too. Thank you Infantini

>>149308444 (OP)
Did you check the nationality of the Botafogo's manager?

>>149308444 (OP)
Out of 20 games huh?
Jarvis, pull up this whole world Cup stats so far for me

this is an end of season friendly tournament for UEFA clubs whereas it is the pinnacle for sudaca clubs

>>149308444 (OP)
So true

>>149308680
I wasn't even pretending, they are shit and I'm going to have a field day when the final comes around and the aztecs are all teary eyed over getting knocked out 3 rounds ago.

>>149308994
Accurate desu. If there wasn't 100mil on the table for winning it I doubt most clubs would have bothered sending a squad.

>>149308955
Do you want WC stats?
The last time a SA team beat an EU team was in 2002.
In 2006, all semifinalists were European.
In 2010, 3 semifinalists were European and 1 was South American. The South American team was placed last.
In 2014, I don't even need to remind you.
In 2018, all semifinalists were European.
In 2022, two semifinalists were European while one was from SA and another from Africa. The SA team drew against the EU team in the final while the other EU team was ranked 3rd.

I used to laugh when muricans kept saying we don't care, thinking it was all cope, but now, with this meme tournament, I get it. It was never cope, the actually never cared.
Sudacas living the tournament like it's the most important in the world and WE EUROPEANS don't fucking care.
Apologies to the burgers

>>149308565
results show otherwise. Its not an one game analise. You fags didnt win a single one

>>149309072
End of our season all of this. Look what happens at the end of your season now

>>149308444 (OP)
Flamengo will batter Chelsea tonight purely because they're interested

>>149309276

Anulo mufa

>>149308444 (OP)
>WE ARE NOT TRYING AND THIS IS THE WORST BENFICA/PORTO/PSG/BORUSSIA OFF ALL TIMEEE

>>149309072
>2014 I don't even need ro remind you
If we are not counting penalties:
Brazil beat Croatia, Argentina beat Belgium and Switzerland, Uruguay beat Italy and England, Colombia beat Greece.
>2018
Uruguay beat Portugal, Brazil beat Serbia, Colombia beat Poland
>2022
Brazil beat Serbia and Switzerland, Argentina beat Croatia and Poland

Did you even watch it? Or just forgot because these are "lesser teams"?

>WE EUROPEANS

>>149309436
So? At the end of the tournament UEFA always came out on top except twice
Since 2002:
UEFA medals: 4 gold, 5 silver, 6 bronze (total: 14)
CONMEBOL medals: 2 gold, 1 silver, 0 bronze (total: 3)

>>149309110
Mate that is turbo cope. Your biggest team prioritised this tournament and drew with a Saudi side lmao

>>149309486
>You want chilli sauce with that, boss?

>>149309638
We don't count silver and bronze medals mate. It's not the fucking olympics. You either win or lose. A second place is just a good campaign, not some prize you can brag about.
UEFA won 4, CONMENBOL won 2. It's OK.

>>149309715
In a comparison of FAs it's a fair metric to use.

>>149309110
exactly, we're in their shoes now kek

>>149310720
Care or not. You lost

Portuguese league is whack as hell tho.
Brasileirão relegation fodder tier except for Benfica and Sporting

Are these threads made by paid shills? I've legit not seen a single person in the UK talking about club world cup but on here people are acting like its a real thing

>>149310860
Doesnt matter. Still lost

>>149310864
My team aren't in this pre season tournament, I don't give a fuck

>>149308444 (OP)
Why use many word when

>WAAHHH WAAHHH my ass cheeks hurt from getting dicked by teams with rosters 6 times cheaper than mine

do the trick?

>>149310860
same thing in Portugal
It's either paid shills, vpns or actual schizos

>>149309110
Real madrid paid 10 million euros so trent could play this "meme tournament" kek

>>149310943
Yes you do. And your team would lose like the europeans champions lost