Thread 149308892

how will they ever recover?

absolutely no clue who this is or why it should upset me

>>149308892 (OP)
Never. Club WC changes football dinamics forever. Now there is reason for big investment outside of europe

This is literally the first clip of this tournament I've watched so far. And it's even worse than I thought. Not even the sudaca players seem to really celebrate, kek.

>>149309307
>aaaaaaah we don care
>worst borussia of all time
>its raining WAAHHHH

>>149309463
that's right, we don't. :)
its cool that you derive some sort of meaning from this, more power to you.

>>149309824
nobody cares that you don't care hans. When has the opinion of random 4chan incels mattered?
the teams themselves care and that's all that matters, that's why it's fun when they are beaten by teams that have 10x less budget

>>149308910
Hi chikaner
Always the first to reply
Dont forget to quote yourself with the portuguese vpn saying "exactally" or "this"

>>149309307
Hi chikaner
So many Ls, so few time

>>149309920
the teams don’t care either tho

>>149309307

Oof this ain't it my guy

>>149309288
kek, the delusion is delicious

>>149309970
This guy looks like he care

>>149308910
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>>149310030
Euros only dominated last 20 years. You are the delusional here hanz

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>>149310213
^Yes yes, everybody will stop watching european leagues and CL and start watching your monkey leagues after the irrefutable proof of this tournament which has taken the world by storm

>>149309307
Probably because it was an early goal and they knew they still had a tough match ahead. New to the sport?

>>149310386
Compare views of this group stage with last UCL group stages. Tik tok tik tok....enjoy the money on your leagues while you can. This CWC unironically changed football economics

>>149308910
this, no one cares
latinx people seem unable to understand this

>>149309307
exactly

>>149310631
holy shit you can’t seriously believe this

>>149310631
>muh summer memecup is actually a paradigm shift
holy delusion

But I thought Jesus saves

South American team get that bag from clapping Europe's finest for a couple of weeks for quick FIFA bux.

Euro team get money by blowing Saudi daddy's cock. Spend 175 million euros on a striker and pretend you don't care when you see him shit the bed against a team of Caribbean cotton farmers

>>149309970
Oh yeah, that's why they are risking injuring their best players, because they don't care.

>>149308892 (OP)
damn so this is the worst psg in history?

>>149308892 (OP)
I don’t think anyone in Europe cares about PSG but some parisiens

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>>149310009
It appears I rustled some jimmies. Surely, even SA monkeys have to be intellectually capable enough to realize that constant hooting and hollering at some friendly cup clearly demonstrates how much space we occupy in your head, how clearly you view yourself as the David who has managed to score a suprise hit agains the Goliath.

>>149311174
Of course we are the David against the Goliath, you guys have billion euros squads.

In a sweltering corner of a sunburnt jungle, there lived a creature known as the SA Monkey. No one quite remembered what the “SA” stood for—some said “Shrieking Annoyance”— but one thing was certain: the SA Monkey was obsessed. Obsessed not with bananas, not with tree climbing, but with the “Yuros.”

The Yuros were a sophisticated species who lived across the big river — not in trees or caves, but in gleaming towers of glass and alloy. They wore tailored fabrics and spoke in precise, quiet tone. They designed satellites and debated philosophy They barely paid the SA Monkey any mind.

But the SA Monkey? Oh, he thought of nothing but them.

Every morning, the jungle echoed with his cries:
“I’VE DONE IT! I’VE PROVEN IT AGAIN!” he would shout, bouncing violently on a creaky branch. “THE YUROS ARE FINISHED! FINISHED!”

He’d uncovered another “proof”, confirmation of his eternal, unassailable superiority.

Meanwhile, the Yuros, nestled in climate-controlled workspaces, would occasionally glance over and sigh.

“It’s always victory this, triumph that with the monkey —but over what?” one would say, not looking up from his design of a self-balancing exosuit.
“Over us, apparently,” said another, adjusting his AR glasses.

Sometimes, when one of them did respond — “Please stop screeching, it’s disruptive” — the SA Monkey'd burst into a frenzy of celebration.

“AHA! They’re shaken! They can’t cope! They’re reeling from the shattering of their false sense of supremacy!”

He'd twirl a stick and proclaim it “Yuro-shattering spear of truth", flinging imaginary confetti into the air.

The quieter the Yuros got, the louder he became.

And so the days went on.

While the Yuros evolved, the SA Monkey stayed on his branch, shouting, jumping, spinning narratives that only he believed, convinced the universe had acknowledged him as the victor.

No one told him the saddest truth of all: there'd never been a competition.

>>149311052
why you talk like a black?

>>149308892 (OP)
unironically a good goal

-t. knower

>>149310211
Kek