Villas-Boas - /sp/ (#149309576) [Archived: 932 hours ago]

Anonymous Portugal
6/20/2025, 1:38:39 PM No.149309576
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>previous ruler took a small kingdom and turned it into a vast empire in the span of 40 years
>you command it's troops during the golden age of the empire and win some small wars only to run away when faced against a great power
>while the previous ruler's on his death bed, you decide to slay him so you can inherit the throne
>immediately discard of the powerful royal guard who tried to stop you in an attempt to consolidate power
>place your inexperienced vassals in charge causing a civil war with the other nobles
>kill the supreme general and his son because they both pledged allegiance to the previous ruler in exchange for riches
>hire new supreme general from a foreign kingdom whose military track record isn't the best while also angering said kingdom
>lose wars against weaker neighbors
>get humiliated by rival nations
>start wasting the kingdom's scant treasury on frivolous and vain projects
>the populace is so distraught they can barely muster the rage to rebel and instead apathetically resign to the impending doom your rule will bring
>from your chamber's window you see your troops losing against mere bandits once again, your kingdom is as spoiled as the port swirling in your cup
you are the Fozeiro, the Usurper, the Traitorous Prince, the KWAB of KWABS!!!
His KWABesty... André Villas-Boas!!!
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Anonymous Portugal
6/20/2025, 2:28:04 PM No.149310144
>>149309576 (OP)
benficabro BTW
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Anonymous France
6/20/2025, 2:30:09 PM No.149310164
>>149310144
how are your chances against mighty Auckland
Anonymous Germany
6/20/2025, 2:32:47 PM No.149310188
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>>149309576 (OP)
What the fuck are you talking about
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Anonymous Brazil
6/20/2025, 2:34:01 PM No.149310197
>that wall of text only to say its the worst Porto in 40 years
Anonymous Portugal
6/20/2025, 2:34:40 PM No.149310204
>>149310188
he's a Pinto da Costa loyalist
Anonymous Portugal
6/20/2025, 2:42:09 PM No.149310268
>>149309576 (OP)
>previous ruler took a small kingdom and turned it into a vast empire in the span of 40 years
Nigger I'm grateful for what PdC turned us into, but let's not fool ourselves here, all of that was built on digging and hiding a deeper and deeper financial hole that's now the size of Anselmi's incompetence, and from having close family and friends pocketing profits for themselves. You saw what Super Dragões did at that one associate's assembly, when people started demanding answers for where the money is, why we were reporting yearly loss after loss when we have one of the highest revenues in the league.
When you build your whole empire perched on just half a dozen sticks, something's got to give eventually, people saw we were heading in that direction at cruising speed and voted to put VB in charge instead. I don't like how we are now either, but this has to be at least a few years of suffering just to stabilize our financial situation.
Anonymous Portugal
6/20/2025, 3:10:40 PM No.149310534
>>149309576 (OP)
Portoposter, are you ok?
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Anonymous Portugal
6/20/2025, 3:26:55 PM No.149310663
>>149310534
this is a cry for help
Anonymous Portugal
6/20/2025, 3:35:16 PM No.149310735
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>>149309576 (OP)
i still can't belive porquistas let a fozeiro take hold of their club