Anonymous

6/20/2025, 1:38:39 PM No.149309576
>previous ruler took a small kingdom and turned it into a vast empire in the span of 40 years
>you command it's troops during the golden age of the empire and win some small wars only to run away when faced against a great power
>while the previous ruler's on his death bed, you decide to slay him so you can inherit the throne
>immediately discard of the powerful royal guard who tried to stop you in an attempt to consolidate power
>place your inexperienced vassals in charge causing a civil war with the other nobles
>kill the supreme general and his son because they both pledged allegiance to the previous ruler in exchange for riches
>hire new supreme general from a foreign kingdom whose military track record isn't the best while also angering said kingdom
>lose wars against weaker neighbors
>get humiliated by rival nations
>start wasting the kingdom's scant treasury on frivolous and vain projects
>the populace is so distraught they can barely muster the rage to rebel and instead apathetically resign to the impending doom your rule will bring
>from your chamber's window you see your troops losing against mere bandits once again, your kingdom is as spoiled as the port swirling in your cup
you are the Fozeiro, the Usurper, the Traitorous Prince, the KWAB of KWABS!!!
His KWABesty... André Villas-Boas!!!
>you command it's troops during the golden age of the empire and win some small wars only to run away when faced against a great power
>while the previous ruler's on his death bed, you decide to slay him so you can inherit the throne
>immediately discard of the powerful royal guard who tried to stop you in an attempt to consolidate power
>place your inexperienced vassals in charge causing a civil war with the other nobles
>kill the supreme general and his son because they both pledged allegiance to the previous ruler in exchange for riches
>hire new supreme general from a foreign kingdom whose military track record isn't the best while also angering said kingdom
>lose wars against weaker neighbors
>get humiliated by rival nations
>start wasting the kingdom's scant treasury on frivolous and vain projects
>the populace is so distraught they can barely muster the rage to rebel and instead apathetically resign to the impending doom your rule will bring
>from your chamber's window you see your troops losing against mere bandits once again, your kingdom is as spoiled as the port swirling in your cup
you are the Fozeiro, the Usurper, the Traitorous Prince, the KWAB of KWABS!!!
His KWABesty... André Villas-Boas!!!
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