I, Boca JUNIORS, jobber of CONMEBOL, humbly kneel to:

River Plate, the King of Argentina and my master who punishes me every Superclásico while their fans enjoy popcorn and sushi.

Alianza Lima, who humiliated me in front of the whole world and cucked me out of participating in the Copa Libertadores for the second year in a row.

Platense, who won the Copa for the first time in history and killed my last hope of obtaining any trophy in the year.

Benfica, who ruined my underdog debut in the Club World Cup and will soon make a pact with Bayern to eliminate me in group stage.

Bayern Münich, who easily defeated me and made me the first CONMEBOL team to lose against UEFA, turning me into the shame and the laughingstock of my confederation.

Botafogo and Flamengo, who brought pride to my continent with their legendary achievements that I will never be able to replicate because I am too weak.

UEFA, whose football is vastly superior to my own and I am not worthy of sharing a competition with their teams.

And Riquelme, who has been anally raping my club for years and will keep embarrassing me over and over again, ensuring that el club remains de los socios.

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Did someone save the Barcelona one

>>149328634 (OP)
A disfrutar lo votado!

Good. Now shut up, your mouth is needed elsewhere.

>>149328634 (OP)
Aren't you forgetting someone?

>>149328908
Should have won against Dortmund

>>149328908
I don’t usually go for /pol/shit but that guy literally has a monkey face

>>149328908
>>149328908
AIIIIEEEE I DELETED HIM FROM MY MEMORY BUT HE'S COME BACK TO HAUNT ME, PLEASE HAVE MERCY KENNEDY-SAMA MY BUTTHOLE IS STILL SORE

>>149328634 (OP)
I kinda hate how fucking Boca is, a team that has been shit for years, one of our representatives instead of someone else who actually deserves it.

It never ends

>>149329099

have more respect to your president usanon

>>149328634 (OP)
I need a QRD on Riquelme and polenta memes

>>149336898
Riquelme is bringing politics into football, he's a hardcore Kirchner fanboy, that's why the polenta memes, polenta is food for poorfags that Shitalians eat.

>>149336898
Riquelme is a Kirchnerist, in the elections for president of Boca Juniors, Macri showed his support for another candidate who wanted to privatize the club with the promise of having a new stadium like the one for River Plate's, the boca fans are retarded and voted for riquelme, and they always lose important tournaments, and people can't say anything because the kichnerists in power of the club are threatening the fans

>>149329166
At the rate things are going, next edition it’ll probably be River and Racing going to the cwc.

>>149328634 (OP)
F