The cope of the 21st century - /sp/ (#149403334) [Archived: 885 hours ago]

Anonymous United States
6/25/2025, 12:10:59 AM No.149403334
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>When you're supposedly a top tenth of a tenth of a tenth of a percent genetic freak (pro athlete) and you can't beat mickey mouse "Sudaca" leagues because your toenail hurts because you aren't playing in an air conditioned plastic stadium

European football is astoundingly horrific
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Anonymous United Kingdom
6/25/2025, 11:54:35 AM No.149410870
>>149403334 (OP)
they did beat them though
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Anonymous Brazil
6/25/2025, 11:59:43 AM No.149410884
>>149410870
The quote is from the first game though
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Anonymous United Kingdom
6/25/2025, 12:19:10 PM No.149410964
>>149403334 (OP)
This is the most bitch shit I ever heard. Even women don't complain about their feet hurting, ballerinas put their entire fucking body weight on their toes and do it with a smile.

Imagine this faggot having to spend one day working in steel toe boots.
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Anonymous Australia
6/25/2025, 12:21:16 PM No.149410975
I fractured my knee once and the coach made me go out and play the rest of the game because we had no subs left.
It was a fucking pre-season.
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Anonymous Spain
6/25/2025, 12:31:24 PM No.149411027
marcos llorente is a bitch plus an schizo

and pateti is pateti, what do you expect
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Anonymous France
6/25/2025, 12:37:17 PM No.149411055
>>149411027
>plus a schizo
go on
Anonymous France
6/25/2025, 12:40:47 PM No.149411067
>>149410975
you're a big guy
Anonymous Luxembourg
6/25/2025, 12:45:44 PM No.149411091
madrid - it's kinda warm there
madrid - it's kinda warm there
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If he had been playing for Bodo/Glimt then yeah, sure, okay, temperatures never go above 20°c, I get it.
But he plays in Madrid.
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Anonymous United States
6/25/2025, 12:50:18 PM No.149411112
>>149410964
if women complained about their feet hurting, they could always request free foot rubs. they would easily get thousands of guys queuing up to help out.
Anonymous Brazil
6/25/2025, 12:50:58 PM No.149411114
>>149403334 (OP)
I mean, I enjoy shitting on subhuman thirdies as much as everyone but those are just pathetic gay excuses ffs, euros are never beating the soft allegations after this mickey mouse cup
Anonymous United Kingdom
6/25/2025, 1:09:59 PM No.149411192
>>149410884
>and you can't beat mickey mouse "Sudaca" leagues
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Anonymous Spain
6/25/2025, 1:11:04 PM No.149411200
>>149411091

we don't play at midday in the middle of summer though
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Anonymous Ireland
6/25/2025, 1:12:58 PM No.149411213
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>>149403334 (OP)
>my toenails hurts
no wonder eurocucks are going extinct
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Anonymous France
6/25/2025, 1:13:49 PM No.149411219
>>149411213
you just got a new delivery, Uberinho, dont be late !
Anonymous Spain
6/25/2025, 1:18:51 PM No.149411260
uberinho after posting
uberinho after posting
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>>149411213

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Anonymous Spain
6/25/2025, 1:23:14 PM No.149411286
>>149403334 (OP)
Llorente is a schizo, but that was after playing PSG
Anonymous Brazil
6/25/2025, 1:34:56 PM No.149411348
>>149411192
Botafogo won that game 0-1

>>149411200
Neither do we, idk what fifa was thinking when they scheduled these matches
Anonymous Germany
6/25/2025, 1:39:34 PM No.149411383
>>149410964
>implying modern steel toe work boots arent comfy af
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Anonymous United Kingdom
6/25/2025, 1:58:52 PM No.149411500
>>149411383
Yeah, maybe in Germany.

I worked some dogshit-tier agency job after covid lockdowns for one week and they forced me to wear steel toed boots.
At the end of the first day 8 hour shift I could barely walk home, all my toes were bruised and blistered and I had three toenails come off over the following month.
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Anonymous Germany
6/25/2025, 2:01:27 PM No.149411523
>>149411500
Oh god why? Here you go to a workwear store, buy the ones you find comfy and hand your boss the bill
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Anonymous Brazil
6/25/2025, 2:01:58 PM No.149411525
>>149411500
Holy shit anon, I hope youre doing better now
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Anonymous Netherlands
6/25/2025, 2:02:44 PM No.149411527
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>>149403334 (OP)
kek nigga you literally postponed matches due to rainy clouds (it didnt even actually rain)
Anonymous United Kingdom
6/25/2025, 2:11:05 PM No.149411566
>>149411523
That's because Germany is first world, we aren't.
Thankfully now I work for a company that doesn't treat its employees as dispensible trash so I wear Nikes to my warehouse job.

>>149411525
stfu sopa de macaco boy I bet youre about to post some sob story about how you work 14 hours unpaid overtime in 40c jungle heat with taratunlas crawling over ur feet
Anonymous United States
6/25/2025, 2:13:39 PM No.149411584
there are places in the US that are 40-50C daily during the summer, plus humidity
Cry more bitch
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Anonymous Germany
6/25/2025, 2:16:53 PM No.149411603
>>149411584
I fucking hate your weather but I admire Americans for settling wherever they fucking want.
>uhmm bro there is like crazy storms here every single year maybe thats not a good place for a wooden house
>Oh Yeah?? Watch me fgt
Sovl
Anonymous United Kingdom
6/25/2025, 2:17:24 PM No.149411606
>>149411584
>humidity only exists in the states

damn america stays winning how do you always have the only thing ever man you're better as fuck
Anonymous United Kingdom
6/25/2025, 2:20:38 PM No.149411632
>>149411584
billy bob and tyrone aren't playing sports in that though, they're eating chicken in their air conditioned wooden shacks.
Anonymous Brazil
6/25/2025, 4:18:22 PM No.149412490
>>149403334 (OP)
Griezman is washed