canuckia/el salvador & honduras/curacao on now
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>>149338282
I cant stop laughing, dude's surname is literally margerita
>>149407912 (OP)>>149407847lost to trinidad in qualifiers
>>149407988they also lost to tobago
>>149407912 (OP)All these little El Salvadorian fellas got such a funny build, Aztec manlet DNA fr
salvador playing with one less after that redcard kek let's go canucks
>>149407912 (OP)>4-1 loss to panamahow wide will jamaica's ass be by the end of wc qualis
What the fuck was that? That was 4chan cup tier.
>this is a very HEAVY honduran crowd
el GordoANOS jajajajajajajaja
leafs just missed a penal
https://x.com/FOXSoccer/status/1937704932385390747
Penalty kino in the El Salvador game
>elbowing the leaf after you're already a man down
>now you're 2 men down
KEK this game is fucking KINO
>spics in the crowd already throwing shit on the field
we need ICE at this stadium ASAP
Man, Honduras and El Salvador fell so fucking bad. They are nothing comparable to what they were a mere 15 years ago.
How can Honduras go from winning 8-1 against Canada to losing 0-6 against the same rival.
>>149408257euros wish they had this kind of kino in their tournaments
>>149408257Literally how?! There wasn't anyone even near him. Is this really the best Hondurean GK?
>ref just gave a THIRD red card to an El Salvadorian on the bench
KEK
Just turned the game on to see El Salvador has 9 players and none of them look like athletes.
that Romero guy has a very distinct physiognomy
He looks like a cigar
Canada will probably win 5-0, but they don't look very good. Jesse Marsch is on fraud watch.
>>149408326not his fault the penalty taker choked
>>149408326they look like utter shite
>>149408326>>149408340They will shit themselves against Guatemala inshallah
>the team physiotherapist got a red card
>>149408269El Salvadorโs best squad was selling games. But even back then they would beat Anguilla and these meme islands by 5+. They struggled recently against them and ONLY scored 3
wtf el lel Salvador doing
alistair johnston looks like that purple reptile from monster inc
>>149408438murderball that early
>>149408348Canada struggling to score 11v9. Nico Hagen is going to stonewall these hosers.
>canada still 0-0
did they gave their starters the day off?
>>149408326>black player on penaltiesnot even once
canada all the sudden has no idea how to make an attacking move and theyโre being given so much space to do so; useless twats
how is that not a foul in the box
>>149408427Is that Oshane Nation? What a chad
>>149408513>two black strikerszero game IQ in the final third, there's no coherency
>>149408491Thanks for jinxing it, pendejo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrF4nF8VUb4
i just want to see some ES murderball now; we donโt deserve to go far in this tournament at all; such a huge difference between this and copa america performance
this maybe be a 1-1 slurper but its entertaining
love seeing el salvador get btfo
>>149408644>made 30 bucksgambling seems so gay lol
>putting in a guy who plays in the indonesian leagues
>>149408592Anon, it's not just you, all confed """top""" tier teams are in shambles right now
>mexico is a meme that plays down to their competition>usa is always a gamble, sometimes you get worldbeaters, sometimes you get first-round exit tier performances>canada is going through a lump>costa rica is mexico 2.0>the absolute state of jamaica>the absolute state of la HThe whole confed is gonna shit the bed so hard next year.
>>149408703youre just jealous you didnt make a free $30
>>149408722I spent that much on ubereats just now so not really
>gather up and lather
what did he mean by this?
>>149408769>He doesn't froth with the boys after a dominating match
>>149408783you have to go back
>>149408782https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M3cd0zxd7EU
>Only scoring 2 against a starving team playing with 9
What is this Leandro, explain.
>>149408826decent score against a team parking the bus
>blowing the whistle for the team throwing in
??
AIEEEEEEEEEEE THEYRE SAYING THE WORD
The final is going to be USA vs Panama. Panama has looked the best so far and will beat Mexico. Canada sucks and the US B-team will beat them.
RIP
you tried your best curacao
why are these little spics laying around on the ground so much you're down 2 players and down 2 goals you're just fucking over your own team wasting this much time
>honduras once again barely scraping by some random meme island
Panama better put these bums away
>they wasted 7 fucking minutes just to end the game
kek pathetic manlets
Why is El Salvador chimping out at Canada
>>149408927Chances are, we'll try to slurp a win against Mexico and lose 1-0, 90+11' (P)
>>149408952They've gone full damage control since the 2nd red. No offense whatsoever. Only bus parking to defend what little dignity they have. Shit game desu
advancing after a 6-0 loss is so fucking funny, this team will improve so much the day benguche and menjivar are shipped off to the pitcairn islands
>>149409000they played like complete shit against curacao, desu
el salvador officially out
>>149408951kek at the dude with the cellophane bag covering his head
>>149408986Because they're bunch of manlet DYELs
Panamรกbros, please donโt humiliate us. These niggers are absolute shite.
>>149409000Stfu bitch we're winning it all
I'm feeling like Guatemala has some chances bros. This Canada didn't seem so invincible.
>>149409133if Canada loses to Sneedemala, CUM is well and truly dead
>>149409000Hopefully Quioto will get shot or knifed in a San Pedro club or some shit. This mf cannot make one pass
>>149409133There is something sovlful about this guate team, unlike lel salvador and shitduras
>>149409189>Costa RicaI don't think our C-teamers have a shot...
>>149409189Panama - Mexico
Guatemala - USA
Panama - Guatemala
What the fuck happened to Hagen??? Why is he suddenly good again?
lotta delusional Guates itt
>>149409157> Hopefully Quioto will get shot or knifed in a San Pedro club or some shit.You're already there you might as well just go and give him the ol arnol peralta treatment
>>149409491VAR delay from a penal that yardies never got in the end
What was el Salvador's game plan yesterday? We were playing like ass checks and they probably could have forced a 0-0 but decided they just wanted to play MMA. Reminds me of our game against Peru at the Copa America
>>149409499Kek let them be
We once were like that
https://x.com/FOXSoccer/status/1937717460716900860
LMAO
So, when is the next game? Saturday?