Thread 149412551

ENGLAND WIN edition
beat bindia at Headinley by 5 wickets
10th highest run chase of all time in tests KWAB

just started:
AUSTRALIA in WEST INDIES SERIES: 1st Test @ The Kensington Oval
(lost a wicket already kek)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_BtSzo3CbY

>Dropping Green

DROPPED THE FRANK WORRELL TROPHY

Shamar Joseph as well kek

DROPPED THE ... MCGRATH-LARA TROPHY

YFO

DROPPED THE WATSON-CHANDERPAUL

Why the fuck is green at three

First

baz is back

Even I could have caught that.

DROPPED THE TAYLOR SARWAN

Ben does NOT want to see any homophobia ITT

sorry ausbros we're all a bit test cricketed out here
you and your winter cazzies will have to carry the next few /cric/s

thoughts?

>>149412587
big fan of the Windies badge

They use dukes balls over there?

Good gracious!

Just going to say it right now, I think DROPPED THE [obscure international cricketer from country A] - [obscure international cricketer from country B] TROPHY has enormous potential as a mick and may be around for a while

>>149412587
Mogged.

>>149412606
it's already been going for ages
you new m8?

GONE GOTTEM

spotted you in the pootoob chat champ get doxxed im coming to your house

Green is too lanky and awkward looking to be any good at anything really someone should just shoot him

DROPPED THE ZACHY-MICKSPERG TROPHY

Yeah was just about to ask who Floyd Respecter is lol

>>149412624
I come in your mums pootoob last night champ

dropped the permanent replica of the real ashes urn held forever at lord's cricket ground in england

>>149412641
>iykwim haha

>>149412637
meant MICKSPERG-ZACHY**

>>149412639
someone who respects Saint Floyd

>>149412637
>>149412651
https://streamable.com/nr0dt

>>149412659
seems like he got BULLIED at some point

Wonder how much talk there is about investment properties between overs.

>>149412648
We were told as kids that the original ashes were the bails from the first Lord’s test which had been struck by lightning and thereafter collected and presented to the Australians. We took it as a sign from God

>>149412676
>struck by lightning
England burned them after they lost to Australia as 'cricket was dead'. Imagine if England burned things every time they lost a sport they invented.

>presented to the Australians
They were happy to hold on to them when they won, but started claiming they were too fragile to transport when Australia started dominating them.

what now?

reeks of newfag in here

>>149412587
surely should be Sobers-Garfield Pavilion

>>149412701
Honestly this is very similar to how the English stole from Egypt. They've taken a relic of ours and put it in a museum to profit off of

>>149412701
No actually the "ashes" are from an Australian wicket that was burned after the first "Ashes" series in Australia after England won.

>>149412672
Jason Gillespie sitting alone watching pornhub because the racist boomers don't want to talk to a coloured man.
Sad to see.

do you think when indians set fire to a stadium after losing to Sri Lanka in 1996 they put the ashes of the entire stadium inside a container and challenged sri lanka for them?

30 unmarried greying paying a mortgage for a townhouse in a 50% abo neighbourhood I can barely afford where did it all go wrong probably 2010 when I think about it

Haha these niggers don’t know how to catch

we don't use that word here lads

and it was presented to the England captain as well, Ivo Bligh and burned by two Australian women.

>>149412728
They not used to bowlers who can create opportunities

DROPPED THE MAY-HOOPER TROPHY

Australia should be three down haha

>>149412701
God struck them with lightning as a sign that English cricket will forever remain in the shadow of Australian cricket. The fearful English gathered them up and presented them to the victorious Australians.
I don’t know where you were schooled but they’ve done you a massive disservice

>>149412722
yeah presented as a joke by some dumb bitch
the "urn" literally is a perfume bottle

DROPPED THE COWAN SHILLINGFORD

>>149412736
sorry

nigger fielders*

how come the windies look better than england and india?

>>149412728
>Put the tall gangly guys in positions where they need to quickly catch low to the ground
Cricket is a manlet's game, especially batting and close in fielding.

>>149412740
meant hooper-may iykwim haha

>>149412726
Where the fuck do you live, Darwin?

respect black men immensely
probably more so than wh*tes being honest

Dropped the catch, just like Mrs. McGrath dropped her knickers for Brian Lara.

when i use the n-word its aimed at whites, not blacks

idea: the brendan nash trophy

>>149412761
lots in wa didn't really kill them off here like they did over east

lmao I see certain toothpicked man made a thread. his bicep curl phobia knows no bounds

>>149412726
When you didn't go into the mines.

GONE GOTTEM

Moew

>>149412801
Earl’s Court maccas
15 minutes cunt

>>149412790
what threads this?

would you rather have Matthew Hayden or Ben Duckett in your test team?

Cam Green looks really really really out of his depth

If it’s against Bangladesh deffo Haydos

GOTTEM

Nice commentary retard.

Green playing like a green thumb

Lmao it went straight through his fingers into the grass. Are they gonna bother looking at a close up?

ITS NOT EASY BEING GREEN

>>149412842
I don't get it

>Drop sitters
>Claim a bump ball
kek

>>149412828
I was thinking about saying something like this he looks like a tailender quick trying to get off strike in the last over of an odi. He is not a #3.

Fair play Windies some decent bowling also the pitch looks nice bit of swerve on it bit of bounce

feel that green was looking for a longer stay on the pitch than that

Dang, I missed another wicket
>Green
Well, I cannot say I am surprised

>>149412859
A bump ball is when it's hit into the ground first then caught.
This is just a dropped catch.

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Kk-dgcTSwY

what does green offer?

>fieldspersons clipping through the on-pitch graphic ads
grim

>>149412884
Luring England into a false sense of security for the up-coming down-under Ashes

>>149412884
He's got the potential to be a Freddie Flintoff (tm) for Australia, just like Shane Watson before him.

>>149412797
make more than the dumb kiwis and micks we send out there

We gonna be lucky to bat the day out

>>149412905
he's going to scrape half his face off on the tarmac?

>>149412884
had some insane run for WA with the bat as a former specialist bowler just like h*lton shartwright before him and everyone thought he was the next big thing

>>149412917
*twangy guitar riff*
Hi, I'm Cameron Green and this is Jackass
>3(21)

>>149412915
>We
where you batting mate? might want to get a flight out soon

>>149412917
Oh, completely forgot about that.
Seems to have come out of it okay all things considered.

>>149412931
>le fast bowling all rounder meme
>le dogged opening bat meme
>le batsman wicketkeeper meme

We should stop selecting Worst Australians

last elite players Aus have had are Cummins and Smith but there's absolutely NOTHING on the horizon lmao. Shield cricket isn't what is was I suppose. I know they were trying to hype up Mitch Marsh as the next big thing but he's a fraud
tldr: just give us the ashes for good once those 2 big guns retire

There’s no such thing as an all-rounder

>>149412961
I’ll give you a bat mate, *hits you over your faggot head*

DROPPED THE HAWKE-GANDHI

>>149412915
hey newfag

does anyone have that picture of bancroft with the sandpaper doing the now you see me scene that all the indians love have been thinking about it all day

>>149412982
More of a footballing nation desu.

>>149412982
The Greek got out to a good delivery

>>149412809
trip on provo

I'm watching on this UK pirate stream, their anti-betting ads aren't even anti-betting, it's just "let's have fun lads!"

I think s*bbo is an all rounder, an all all round fat cunt

>>149413006
its on youtube lol

>>149412995
t. Mark taylor

>>149412982
AFL offers too much money, like half of the U17s sides end up playing footy we basically have to rely on the NRL states to produce cricketers as a result (kids good at rugby having different builds and attributes to kids good at cricket, unlike cricket and footy)

>>149413006
I tried watching a UK stream for the F1. Every second ad they had was for anti-constipation medication.

>>149413034
the real reason marnus was dropped and khawaja wasn't

>>149413038
With cricket now being memeslog we could do with a few islander batsmen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch88TE4_exc
soul

>>149413034
>I AM SILLY!

le "different sport offers too much money" excuse xDD
shiiiet why doesn't the premier league just offer joe root £500,000 per week to reverse sweep the ball in front of open goals

>>149413054
dare I say it, is it time convicted rapist jarryd hayne fulfilled another childhood dream?

>>149413038
Because rugby league and cricket don’t require you to have a particular body shape in order to succeed. Aussie rules is basically only for tall skinny faggots who can run all day

why isn't mitch owen playing?

>>149413015
oh so it is.

>>149413067
It’s the natural athlete argument and you’re absolutely correct if it was true there’d be nobody playing anything aside from golf or whatever the top paying sport is

I am curious. In Australia, has there been an increased focus on having young athlete focus on a single sport at a younger and younger age? Or are young athletes still playing, and competing, in a wide variety of sports until approx. 17 years old?

you now remember peter handscomb and kurtis patterson

>>149413067
Growing up you play cricket in the summer and aussie rules (footy/afl) in the winter. People good at one tend to be good at the other.

For those elite enough to attempt to go pro, they have the choice to go for 1 of 792 professional AFL spots, or one of ~12 cricket spots. Maybe ~100 slots if you count state league for cricket (although they get no money).

Going the footy route is a much safer pathway and they get you onto it early (school scholarships, etc). No one really gives a shit about cricket anymore.

>>149413056
THE LAST BALL CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT!

>>149413128
you play both basically and then decide

>>149413129
always on my mind

>>149413134
you also get to play in front of a packed crowd every week and live the high life over in melbourne, versus standing out in the 40C heat for four days to an audience of 13

athlete =\= sportsman

You can be a great sportsman and not a great athlete and vice versa. Only shit sports like Aussie Rules and soccer require you to be a certain athletic archetype in order to succeed as a professional. Good sports like cricket and rugby league require you to be good at cricket and football and the athletic requirements are fulfilled by proper training

>>149413160
dunno about AFL but pacemongs get found out all the time in football for nearly two decades the best footballer in the world was a 5'6 dyel from argentina.

mum will only let me watch one kino before bed nearly impossible to choose

>>149413160
>Only shit sports like Aussie Rules and soccer require you to be a certain athletic archetype in order to succeed as a professional.
That just means cricket hasn't truly gone professional and min/maxed what is required to be good.
Dead game, really.

>>149413177
please don't click on the others. the drones need you. they look up to you.

Being good at sports is irrelevant for AFL. AFL cares stamina first and then having the right mix of height & speed for whatever position they want you to play. Only after you fulfil that do they worry about if you can kick a ball or not. And most AFL players can't kick straight anyway.
>>149413128
It's not a new thing tbf. Bradman had to pick between Tennis & Cricket.

GONE
GOTTEM
PISS OFF YOURE OUT

wtf was that shot

hmmm not really sure about all of this carry on

Fuck me this team isn't going to reach 40 at this rate.
>>149413177
Don't bother with the FJ vid, it was incredibly mid.

>>149413173
That’s true and that’s an exceptional case. It’s also true that the pacemongs are getting all the underage spots to the detriment of talented soccerers who are under pressure to be able to run 10km per match

Australia in trouble here

Grateful Dead - Blues For Allah

Ausbros this is looking dire I thought we were supposed to sweep them

FUCK OFF BACK TO THE SOBERS GARFIELD PAVILION

bradman had to pick between serving in a world war like all his mates and fellow countrymen or sitting at home because ahhhh farrrkkk my elite eyesight isn't good enough for the miliary.

>loses to South Africa
>loses to West Indies
dear oh dear lads. might not be invited to the next big 3 board meeting at this rate

>>149413177
Fuck off jordan

Where's Smudge the coward?

>le friendly jordies
Reddit get out

pozzies are going to get heemed by bazball
not impressed at all

>>149413252
Living it up in New York

remember when darren bravo was spoken of together with smith root and kholi?
remember darren bravo?

>>149413231
We're just losing to the Windies to invalidate South Africa's trophy.

>>149413268
Cumball >>>spazball

>>149413277
just seen they are going to get a muslim mayor
all those years of shitposting about sadiq khan up in smoke
>we don't care about NYC!!!

New thread theme
https://youtu.be/2lY_km7J2s4?si=goPbOBI6XdA6Zg9c

>>149413214
absolutely no risk of me watching it lad don't worry

>>149413278
i think you mean darren sammy or dwayne bravo :)

lol lost another

tucked up in bed with a tranny listening to SEN's coverage

would not be in this position under langer's stern but benevolent gaze

>>149413323
The moment that changed the trajectory of Australian cricket forever

if you were into beyblade and digimon instead of dragonball z and pokemon you were a weirdo. a contrarian but not in a good way

>>149413321
what's xer name?

>>149413323
Elite honesty, this

Aussie batsmen wouldn't be forced to play stupid attacking shots if Khawaja wasn't Botham reincarnated.

What are we drinking lads

We’ll be alright mates Smoth will be in soon and steer the ship right… oh fuck

I laugh uncontrollably every time friendlyjordies does the silly voices and faces

>>149413323
more like bent over gays

>>149413360
coffee

>>149413366
love >LE ZIMZOMS references me

THE CALL HIM CARAMELLO

>>149413360
Milk. There's nothing better.

>>149413360
water, might some tea later into the evening

>>149413360
oh nononono

>>149413409
Why is he holding a fish?

>>149413409
gottem

>>149413409
we don't bully the hair impaired in this general mate or baldies as i like to call tem

>>149413409
chubby fingers

>>149413409
based UNIT

spackers on a vpn?

Germanbro, please don't leave

>>149413409
based fucking goosey

>>149413360
>>149413409
Built like a bowling pin.

FFS Pepper gone on 140, never mind good knock and he did his job, essex aren't losing this now thankfully

>Khawaja
>10 (42)
>31 (54)
Did they put on a pie chucker or something?

>>149413252
he hit the winning runs in the first test against india mate

the absolute STATE of german '''''men''''' lmao
never post under that flag in here again. grire

>>149413487
Uzzie is a proper opener he sees off the first hundred balls and then starts wholloping

2 quick wickets has put a dent in the derby chase

>>149413459
What on earth are you talking about you silly little man?

>>149413527
There's riveting test cricket on fella

>>149413558
in more places than one!

>>149413566
Yeah Youtube and Sky Sports

the mayans correctly predicted that cricket would end in 2012

How is chase the captain

perfect time for a bit of spin

>>149413583
the derby game is on youtube yes

mayor of sleepy town just called lads

yeah lunch looms and so must bed

getting btfo by grimdies isn't the best look lads
they're one of the few teams who can say we don't care about test cricket completely unironically

Oh my DAYS are Australia genuinely getting skittled by the worst West Indies team in living memory? Who have just been completely humiliated by England?

Yeah I'm thinking the Ashes are ours lads

that poor woman having to sit through 8 hours of drumming

aussie lads if you're watching on YouTube, refresh the page

I call them POZZEDstralia (get it? because they're pozzed lol)

>>149413673
India doesn't play in the Ashes.

>>149413504
>32 (70)
Guessing the 100 ball count started again.

>>149413691
NOT COOL. NOT COOL AT ALL.

business idea: after each over have all the fans switch to the seats on the other end of the ground so the people watching at home can feel less depressed about empty stands

>>149413691
lol. I tried to setup my kodi app and realised they turned on the geoblock.

how do I get the youtube video working again?

Bed looms

imagine any other international sport with a governing body's official youtube channel putting games up for free and allowing a live chat

>>149413768
alt+f4

POZZIE POZZIE POZZIE

>>149413768
https://fooportal58.me/sport7//watch/west-indies-australia-jun-25?id=west-indies-australia-jun-25&stream=4

>>149413768
vpn la

>>149413791
CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT

>>149413706
Don’t give jay shah ideas

>>149413691
Kek these lovable oafs at CWI forgot to turn on the geoblock until after an hour into the game

They're just showing a blank image of their logo, but they won't fool me. NEVER REFRESHING. Free stream for the whole test.

>>149413725
It’s a hundred balls altogether ya dope it’s around 16-18 overs

>>149413773
And then imagine any other governing body realising after an hour that they forgot to block the country they are playing against (and whose official broadcaster is literally advertised on the fence at the ground)

>>149413858
excuse me sir it is vpn mon

>>149413918
>he doesn’t know the first hour is free rule
ngmi

his holiness sir lord geoffrey boycott OBE just called roadingly the "best test pitch in england"
thoughts?

Reminder that India has become the first side in 60,000 top level games to have five players reach a century and failed to win the match.

>>149413696
4chan isn't blocked in Australia but it will be here in a few months. We're the pozzed ones, anon.

no niggaz up?

I wish 4chan was banned so i could go back to being a redditchad

Not a cazzie me so wont be applying

Im not watching the cricket im tucked into bed

pozzsfailure is comfortable here now

Just tuned in. This pitch looks absolutely diabolical for day 1.

>>149414226
>A pitch where wickets can fall
Yeah, guess it would look diabolical for a pom.

Damn if he connected on that it would have gone to the boundary.
Or it might have gone so far they would have gone for a run and been out hit the ball twice.

This game is over. Australia to grind them out now. Zzzz.

>>149414339
No it's not it's still going.

>>149414339
Zzz zzz zzz Zzzzzzzzzzz

I WILL appreciate having a test match at a decent hour, and I WILL NOT complain

>>149414478
and you will be happy

>>149414510
*upside-down frowns*
Yes

most boring aussie fans ever

was that jason kreiza in the crowd with that minibat?

didn’t notice I was looking at that old baggy green caught my eye wonder if it’s a real one

reckon we 5-0 ashes. bongs curate dead pitches for spazball, play for draws or last day wins.
pls dont reply just dropping a late night trvke

DROPPED THE KRIEZA-SAMULES TROHPY

DROPPED THE LOGIE - MARTYN

Look at those fat australians wallowing in that pool like a bunch of manatees
disgusting!

Head will a double tonne now

jeets trying to speak english is funny as

DROPPED THE FAT MANATEE BARF BAG

Dropped the McGill-Hooper medallion lmao kek rofl

I’m going to come up with an absolute doozy on the next dropped catch la

>>149414821
searching wikipedia to find a last name that has been in both teams

>>149414917
close enough

DROPPED THE SMITH-SMITH

CAUGHT THE BLACKIE-BLACK TROPHY

GOTTEM

>>149414935
fuck i was gonna say bradman-batsman

gooooooooone

>kekwaja
time to put this old man in a retirement home

>>149414989
he did his job, new ball seen off and decent knock 47

Have to bait Head into reverse sweep

Belated:
GONE FUCK OFF

>>149415009
He got dropped like 3 times on the way there.
If the Windies could hold their catches he would've been out for 2.

>>149415031
He puts reverse spin on the ball when he hits it that’s why he gets dropped so often you’d know this if you weren’t a cricket noob

going to sink a massive cone and go to bed

test players going "no, run" annoys the fucking shit out of me.
YES
YES (amount of runs)
NO
WAIT

just fucken declare

>>149414821
don't bother, meme's already stale

>One of the balls of the year
>No posts about it
Truly dead.

I'd give this tbf.

Honestly, that was very close. Probably should have given it.

Only caught the end of it and had to rewind to see what happened.
Fair play to the Windies, was expecting a big appeal.

England currently trying to figure out a way to get Shamar on a plane to Australia this winter

>>149415390
Can't imagine any West Indian bowlers heading to England after the Archer flogging.

toil DONE till monday

Mad how Australia are already 5 down on this veritable motorway

>>149415461
jinxing cunt

GONE

>>149415461
>5

Why do black people hate test cricket so much?

The ground is empty and we all know they're not at work.

>>149415667
They never recovered from hosting the World Cup finals.

GONESKI

mindbroken from Lord’s

>>149415170
never say no it ryhmes with go

I don’t think it’s an overreaction to say that we are now entering the dark ages of Australian cricket, and as we fall so shall others rise.

Some good disciplined bowling and solid captaincy

Once again, a wicket has fallen at Kensington Oval!

is all out for sub 150 a good score?
duckett scored more than that yday

>>149416014
I honestly think that the windies, with Shamar Joseph, are a completely different team from the past decade. Its like they have some proper belief and fight in them.

>>149416029
against Indians on das autobahn

>>149416051
I hope so, I really miss them they’re good guys and when they used to beat us all the time it was because they were better, there’s no shit in them if ye ken

Whitoids btfo

cumball > bazball

All those kids who got in for free are getting a real treat here they’ll be lifelong test fans

>>149416250
Some truly great cricket being played. I'm loving this.

Some1 bake.

bit early

good day to be Welsh (black)

>>149416486
dw I forgot which board we're on.

I’d be happy with an unlikely 200 here

sir poonald brapman

You had a good run lads, but I'm thinking it's ogre...

Warner (38)
Khawaja (38)
Labuschagne (31)
Smith (36)
Head (31)
Marsh (33)
Carey (33)
Cummins (32)
Starc (35)
Lyon (37)
Hazelwood (34)

Morning lads, did konstas bring the ramp kino?

Holy shit

Not sure if I want to bat on this.

>>149416555
holy grim

>>149416555
They literally don't have any good young players either. When Cameron Green is the best of the bunch, you know you're in trouble

>>149416628
Unfortunately not. Probably should have.

poozies gonna want a sicket here

thingken of that time SA had aus 21-9 and choked on delivering the lowest test score of all time

very depressing these days watching tests in countries outside the god 3 and seeing no cunt there
well I say that but I've seen tests in aus in recent years with no cunt there too but they are famously fairweather

>>149416747
Well, it’s been a good run about 30yrs as the undisputed best. Time for the Best Indies to reclaim the crown

>>149416941
I reckon, if the windies finish the day in a good position, we will see a few more fans tomorrow.

>ausfalia
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDAAAAAAADDDDD AHHHHHHHHTEEEEEEE

Reckon Marnus would have scored a century.

New provisional power rankings

1. South Africa
2. Best Indies
3. Australia
4. New Zealand
5. England
-power gap-
6. Worst Indies
-power gap-

>>149416952
And the idea that Australia is a consistent number 1 powerhouse is simply not true. Even Australia has their weaker decades. The fact they seem to have this sustained success is almost a miracle, but it does create delusions.

gone!

>>149417048
The 80s they were weaker. Australia has been ascendant since the early to mid 90s, but before then the Windies were the strongest since sometime in the 60s. This topic deserved deeper study

proper pitch this

windiesbros… we got too cocky

Bad Australia bad

Crowd built up pretty nicely it was empty when I fell asleep. Looks comfy there.

Bring back Langer.

This Brandon King could be the man to carry the West Indies to a famous victory!

what happened to the pootoob stream?

"Inspiring the next generation" is such a dumb meme

>>149417858
got geod after an hour

>>149417939
LOL fkn greedy cunts what a disgrace, time for a vpn.

GONE GOTTEM

Looks like he was
*flips on shades*
Sleeping on the job

>>149416727
Elite call
Reckon we lose by day 3 ?

quite a day

Well, that was fun.

Never understood why they called it Pomicide, should have been Ausicide at minimum.

does australia know they weren't playing darts today?

Konstas is fucking dogshit

>4/57
>still talking shit
typical jogger

>>149418505
debatable but definitely not opener material that's for sure, batting line-up is in shambles.

on what planet is fucking cameron green a better number 3 than marnus? Can some cunt help me out with that

>>149417411
if not for boomer aussie tourists and school groups with free tickets, the place would have been empty. dire. and yet they pack these grounds out for their fucking cpl shite

literally just give us the ashes
lmao THIS is our competition?

I think the time has come for australia to pivot to a vibes based approach to batting

>>149418564
yeah pretty grire at the top of the order - but we have a strong middle order
Head, inglis, carey and Webster are all quality
it's just the first 3 spots that I have zero faith in

>>149419138
cam green looked like a social grade batsman
was either stumbling around the crease or not moving his feet at all
think this series might be the series that exposes him as the fraud he is

>>149413734
kek sorry mate

>>149418505
>>149418564
Give him time, at least two tests before you start giving him shit he looked like he knew what was going on and just got beat but so did a few others. Green and Wagner both look like fast bowlers who should be at 10 & 11

anyway we do not have another opener unless they bring Marnus back there but he’s not an opener as far as I’m concerned, he could replace Green and Smith can come in for Wagner

why not give Extras a bat haha

reckon steve from southampton was victified, as many reports of day 5 agree it wasn't bazball.

>>149419931
I think if all the poms looked within they'd probably see there's a little bit of Steve, Southampton inside them

>>149420006
steve, southampton the nation's superego

what's on the cricket menu this week gentlemen

>>149420836
think your peewees are playing MLC mate

>>149420836
sri lanka v bangladesh

>>149412855
Its speaking nonsense

has steven ever actually?

been thinkan...hear me out fellas..
>already qualified to two (2) WTC finals
>beat every single team on their respective home soil
>muh FORTRESS...lmao wat¿
>muh BAZBALL ...umm..4-1 CHAMP
for are BHARAT, there's nothing left to prove my guy
we're playing chess, while others are playing checkers famalama
we're building BENCH STRENGTH while others are flexin, leaning hard on their grizzled vets who can't keep up with our young guns' hustle, my guy!
'nuff said x

mandatory thread musaak x
https://youtu.be/HLrLjDTkicM

>>149422212
maybe leave the thinking to the real thinkers x

>>149422212
I think if India can win 2 games that'd be a great result from 1-0 down
winning 1 seems very doable as bazball will shit the bed in at least one game

>>149423064>>149423329

tabla x

fagbla x

Why the fuck do they keep forcing Green? He fucking sucks.

>>149425937
looked totally out of his depth at the crease last night

>9 hrs till test cricket
>already 9.7 standards in
im not going to make it lads im too thirsty this thursday

>>149427168
crash now and you'll be awake again for the cricket

>>149427285
thinking about it brother but i might just take the dogchamp for a walk and do a bunch of yard work, memework is fun when drunk.

>>149425181
any single line from this would be the most successful /cric/ post ever
quality stuff - I need to watch their collab with Fin vs History

what should i do?

>>149425181
Wish they wouldn't grovel to Indian garbage.

my mind throbs with power

it had to go somewhere, and certainly isn't in your arms

Reckon that's a tumour

@eng

kilter board later

kilterboarding layer

kilterboarding later

bouldering will always be reddit

july 10th looks to be the moving date

rather enjoying the music of cameron winter at toil

>>149427720
>>149427724
spell restaurant right now

damn good coffee

>>149422212
>we
>tf
Sar

brothers review of 28 years later
think I'll give it a miss

>2*
cringe
more of a 1 or 5 star man myself
it's either good or it isn't
simple as

>>149427839
>parmo
meant parmi btw iykwim haha

think I'll give 28 years later a miss

>>149427803
you can safely assume any non big 4 nation flag is indian

There’s a whole board dedicated to film discussion. We don’t fucking care about your brothers opinion on horror films.

yeah we heard you the first time mate

was unironically gonna go see it

>>149427703
Bet that guys a plebbitor

5 and a half hours left

Neddy B

>slop
I remember when internet jargon stayed on the internet and we were better for it

I'd rather be watching as above so below

internet jargon has never stayed on the internet lol rofl www btfo

are we crap now?

>>149410853
/COUNTY/: REPORTS & HIGHLIGHTS POST for day 4 of round 9.

Only two results of the nine games of this round. Great decision by the ECB to use the kookaburra ball for this round then.

>Division One

Durham 327. v Sussex 361. & 322/6.
>Result: Match drawn.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cx2lgdn7d2zo
https://youtu.be/CfDNmFKWKyU

Essex 296. & 358/6. v Hampshire 453.
>Result: Match drawn.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cgrxn7je1jvo
https://youtu.be/8TMkrahObu0

Nottinghamshire 487. & 148/1. v Yorkshire 510.
>Result: Match drawn.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cz9ke7w55qeo
https://youtu.be/H7IURL_-M18

Warwickshire 351. & 161/4. v Somerset 498. & 229/8dec.
>Result: Match drawn.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/ckgj747qzqvo
https://youtu.be/PYB5cV9m58Q

>Division Two

Gloucestershire 187. & 526/6dec. v Derbyshire 398. & 296/8.
>Result: Match drawn.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cnvmqn397vyo
https://youtu.be/VlPzMqrmUMU

Lancashire 639/6dec. v Kent 374. & 328/8.
>Result: Match drawn.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cx230n9wj99o

Leicestershire 576/7dec. v Glamorgan 353. & 342/6dec.
>Result: Match drawn.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cpvjmw24g4ro
https://youtu.be/q1wNVqW8Kr4

Northamptonshire 435. & 313/6. v Middlesex 413. & 332/8dec.
>Result: Northants win by 4 wickets.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c1mz510j3j9o
https://youtu.be/dabZNusUhj8

Pic related is the table after this round.

>>149427912
t. zoomer

>>149427932
please watch before the start of play >>149425181

>doesn't matter what time they get posted he's there to make the same reply
botchy b the b stands for bot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34KaIxIcuVU&list=RD34KaIxIcuVU&start_radio=1

Cricket.

there is literally a test match being played right now and there hasn't been a single post about it

just had a look to see if that's true and it turns out that yes it is

There aren't any sri lankan or bangladeshi posters, not even diaspora posters.

>>149427997
I'm sure they'll fire up a vpn for you if you ask nicely

Somerset and Lancs would've had a better chance of the win if they'd declared earlier. Overton and Anderson not doing bowlers intelligence reputation much good

>>149428013
finna bout do do it

pavemunt
I don't think I'll watch this anytime soon. most of it seems to be about gay yanks dancing

>>149428033
what is that sitting posture called
very odd

>>149428039
its a fent nap

>>149427703
kek

realized I mostly read & post on social sites while I'm working. I've hardly been doing that lately. I wouldn't mind doing it more often
>>149428088
https://youtu.be/VKj7FLg3WVA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hpzRJCZ0oE&list=RD1hpzRJCZ0oE&start_radio=1

Is Windies the worst possible timezone for aussie cricket viewing?

Fuck i hate my life lads

>>149428187
same, it is what is tho.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tu1GLEh3wO4&list=RD1hpzRJCZ0oE&index=15

>>149428193
it is what it is mate

>>149422077
chicked

www.youtube.com

>pootoob
any NZ bands? or is it all cringle native BS?

>>149428180
This got me thinking about the location of Cricket Island to ensure optimal viewing.

Tests in England are close to optimal viewing time but start a bit too late for Australian viewers.

After consulting timezone charts to see what would be best longitude to look for possible locations, there's one place in the world that aligns perfectly with the optimal timezone. And they're already building islands en masse.

Dubai.

We're going to Dubai lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuX7hk49J-U&list=OLAK5uy_m5EG1z5ykwNuAxanRCLvJu2PKMjTk_IDE

is cric island related to pen island

>>149428318
If this >>149428273 is you
and >>149428296
You’ll love this
https://youtu.be/lfX8FD04zTA?si=7M0cC_NJvQlY9wHG

>>149428353
!video unavailable! good ol pootoob

>>149428367
https://youtu.be/u2NpXSknaVo?si=FoTiX8fFf7yfEnPo

>>149428386
In the unlikely event that one was blocked
https://youtu.be/CVCrbYXn2JU?si=zSBOC6i9sqy5OCF-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spms0SYUt0E&list=RDspms0SYUt0E&start_radio=1

emphew!

>>149422212
soOOO TRUE
>>149424538
tumbla x

>cric in FULL FORM
https://youtu.be/oQq66M_nPy0
x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnPV6CNdG3M&list=RD7XaSm9-r_4U&index=5

>>149428394
https://youtu.be/keWnPZOd2cw?si=AC1M-vTw9YLlDhn-
Obligatory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6LM-5-oC-k&list=RDJ6LM-5-oC-k&start_radio=1

stop linking stuff
NOW

>>149428481
fucking this

watching true grit

>>149428481
https://youtu.be/-K69E2WaCRc?si=VG_0Ou_uPCK1RRY_
>>149428491

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRMVvsoJ31g&list=RDEMLgSWfarmkWS1A8_1OPE5Bg&index=14

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_KEcfmHeN0&list=RDJ_KEcfmHeN0&start_radio=1

is this what /cric/ has become

micksperg spam thread? yes

>>149428572
>believing the first sentence in either case
good goy

>>149428574
...yh

Last one, footy is on https://youtu.be/AskD3RtcARs?si=FIlZ8YSsAk1XPE2Q

>>149428180
it's the best possible time if you're a NEET

>>149428572
tearing up rn ngl fella x

https://youtu.be/xWfmq2ZOV3Y
x

5th reply ITT

can't count
sorry, but not sorry
simple as x

true grim

might adopt NISSANKA SAMARAVEERA.as.me middle name.ngl fellas
thoughts¿

Think I might quit my cricketing club next year
Feeling a bit disrespected

oh¿ what's the matter fella? x

>>149429073
Feeling a bit disrespected Sebbo

is it because of the "you should know" quip fella

>>149429093
No, I appreciated that one and thought it was humorous

really strong smell of poo in this thread

ah k
very good x

>>149429028
queem.. QUEEM!!!

>>149429115
tabla x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZxG25m-tOc
what other batsmen exhibit talent with the bat but zero strategy whatsoever?

bangbros are getting btfo

not convinced bard was ever good at cricket desu. like wow you hit the odd cut shot when you were younger. amazing. can someone who gets relegated to a specialist fielder at village standard really be that talented at this sport? makes one think

>>149429273
half the England team

>>149429347
I'm starting to wonder the same desu
Noticed that my game completely lacks low risk scoring shots against straight bowling, I'm just a bit of a slogsman really
Think I'd have probably developed it if I carried on playing after 18 though, think you have to have some talent if you're hitting multiple centuries (2) for the senior sides as a 15-16 year old

Was pretty effective slogging the 1st XI bowlers in nets yesterday thoughever, not that this seems to have had any bearing on team selection at all

Got one of the first XI batsmen out snicking behind yesterday too, wonder if my future lies as a bowlsman (albeit at a different club)

>1st XI batsman
>actually bats at 9

i wish death upon you all

>got a single wicket in the nets and now fancies himself a bowler
any sort of success goes to his head it seems

>straight bowling
How many times must I say desu, just hit it straight back down?

>>149429458
lmaoooo
that pozzie was right when he mentioned the piece of shit at the end of the bat after all

>>149429475
well i'm already deaf so what now cunt

just baked a new lads
>>149429489
>>149429489
>>149429489

>>149429458
I was due to bat at 5 and 6 in the games I wasn't needed desu

>>149429484
See I can take a stroll down the track, turn it into a half volley, and play a lofted drive
One of my most effective shots when it comes off, and used to try that pretty much every ball when I was a kid
But it's a high risk shot and I'm now wishing I could play low-risk drives along the ground as well

he he deleted posts, going to bump

>>149432276
wtf some of those posts were ontopic too

and tons of off-topic spam left