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ENGLAND WIN edition
beat bindia at Headinley by 5 wickets
10th highest run chase of all time in tests KWAB
just started:
AUSTRALIA in WEST INDIES SERIES: 1st Test @ The Kensington Oval
(lost a wicket already kek)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_BtSzo3CbY
>Dropping Green
DROPPED THE FRANK WORRELL TROPHY
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Shamar Joseph as well kek
DROPPED THE ... MCGRATH-LARA TROPHY
DROPPED THE WATSON-CHANDERPAUL
Why the fuck is green at three
Even I could have caught that.
DROPPED THE TAYLOR SARWAN
Ben does NOT want to see any homophobia ITT
sorry ausbros we're all a bit test cricketed out here
you and your winter cazzies will have to carry the next few /cric/s
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thoughts?
>>149412587big fan of the Windies badge
They use dukes balls over there?
>yh every tinpot series has to have some gay trophy great idea!
Just going to say it right now, I think DROPPED THE [obscure international cricketer from country A] - [obscure international cricketer from country B] TROPHY has enormous potential as a mick and may be around for a while
>>149412606it's already been going for ages
you new m8?
spotted you in the pootoob chat champ get doxxed im coming to your house
Green is too lanky and awkward looking to be any good at anything really someone should just shoot him
DROPPED THE ZACHY-MICKSPERG TROPHY
Yeah was just about to ask who Floyd Respecter is lol
>>149412624I come in your mums pootoob last night champ
dropped the permanent replica of the real ashes urn held forever at lord's cricket ground in england
>>149412637meant MICKSPERG-ZACHY**
>>149412639someone who respects Saint Floyd
>>149412637>>149412651https://streamable.com/nr0dt
>>149412659seems like he got BULLIED at some point
Wonder how much talk there is about investment properties between overs.
>>149412648We were told as kids that the original ashes were the bails from the first Lord’s test which had been struck by lightning and thereafter collected and presented to the Australians. We took it as a sign from God
>>149412676>struck by lightningEngland burned them after they lost to Australia as 'cricket was dead'. Imagine if England burned things every time they lost a sport they invented.
>presented to the AustraliansThey were happy to hold on to them when they won, but started claiming they were too fragile to transport when Australia started dominating them.
>>149412587surely should be Sobers-Garfield Pavilion
>>149412701Honestly this is very similar to how the English stole from Egypt. They've taken a relic of ours and put it in a museum to profit off of
>>149412701No actually the "ashes" are from an Australian wicket that was burned after the first "Ashes" series in Australia after England won.
>>149412672Jason Gillespie sitting alone watching pornhub because the racist boomers don't want to talk to a coloured man.
Sad to see.
do you think when indians set fire to a stadium after losing to Sri Lanka in 1996 they put the ashes of the entire stadium inside a container and challenged sri lanka for them?
30 unmarried greying paying a mortgage for a townhouse in a 50% abo neighbourhood I can barely afford where did it all go wrong probably 2010 when I think about it
Haha these niggers don’t know how to catch
we don't use that word here lads
and it was presented to the England captain as well, Ivo Bligh and burned by two Australian women.
>>149412728They not used to bowlers who can create opportunities
DROPPED THE MAY-HOOPER TROPHY
Australia should be three down haha
>>149412701God struck them with lightning as a sign that English cricket will forever remain in the shadow of Australian cricket. The fearful English gathered them up and presented them to the victorious Australians.
I don’t know where you were schooled but they’ve done you a massive disservice
>>149412722yeah presented as a joke by some dumb bitch
the "urn" literally is a perfume bottle
DROPPED THE COWAN SHILLINGFORD
>>149412736sorry
nigger fielders*
how come the windies look better than england and india?
>>149412728>Put the tall gangly guys in positions where they need to quickly catch low to the groundCricket is a manlet's game, especially batting and close in fielding.
>>149412740meant hooper-may iykwim haha
>>149412726Where the fuck do you live, Darwin?
respect black men immensely
probably more so than wh*tes being honest
Dropped the catch, just like Mrs. McGrath dropped her knickers for Brian Lara.
when i use the n-word its aimed at whites, not blacks
idea: the brendan nash trophy
>>149412761lots in wa didn't really kill them off here like they did over east
lmao I see certain toothpicked man made a thread. his bicep curl phobia knows no bounds
>>149412726When you didn't go into the mines.
>>149412801Earl’s Court maccas
15 minutes cunt
>>149412790what threads this?
would you rather have Matthew Hayden or Ben Duckett in your test team?
Cam Green looks really really really out of his depth
If it’s against Bangladesh deffo Haydos
Green playing like a green thumb
Lmao it went straight through his fingers into the grass. Are they gonna bother looking at a close up?
>>149412842I don't get it
>Drop sitters
>Claim a bump ball
kek
>>149412828I was thinking about saying something like this he looks like a tailender quick trying to get off strike in the last over of an odi. He is not a #3.
Fair play Windies some decent bowling also the pitch looks nice bit of swerve on it bit of bounce
feel that green was looking for a longer stay on the pitch than that
Dang, I missed another wicket
>Green
Well, I cannot say I am surprised
>>149412859A bump ball is when it's hit into the ground first then caught.
This is just a dropped catch.
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Kk-dgcTSwY
>fieldspersons clipping through the on-pitch graphic ads
grim
>>149412884Luring England into a false sense of security for the up-coming down-under Ashes
>>149412884He's got the potential to be a Freddie Flintoff (tm) for Australia, just like Shane Watson before him.
>>149412797make more than the dumb kiwis and micks we send out there
We gonna be lucky to bat the day out
>>149412905he's going to scrape half his face off on the tarmac?
>>149412884had some insane run for WA with the bat as a former specialist bowler just like h*lton shartwright before him and everyone thought he was the next big thing
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>>149412917*twangy guitar riff*
Hi, I'm Cameron Green and this is Jackass
>3(21)
>>149412915>Wewhere you batting mate? might want to get a flight out soon
>>149412917Oh, completely forgot about that.
Seems to have come out of it okay all things considered.
>>149412931>le fast bowling all rounder meme>le dogged opening bat meme>le batsman wicketkeeper memeWe should stop selecting Worst Australians
last elite players Aus have had are Cummins and Smith but there's absolutely NOTHING on the horizon lmao. Shield cricket isn't what is was I suppose. I know they were trying to hype up Mitch Marsh as the next big thing but he's a fraud
tldr: just give us the ashes for good once those 2 big guns retire
There’s no such thing as an all-rounder
>>149412961I’ll give you a bat mate, *hits you over your faggot head*
does anyone have that picture of bancroft with the sandpaper doing the now you see me scene that all the indians love have been thinking about it all day
>>149412982More of a footballing nation desu.
>>149412982The Greek got out to a good delivery
I'm watching on this UK pirate stream, their anti-betting ads aren't even anti-betting, it's just "let's have fun lads!"
I think s*bbo is an all rounder, an all all round fat cunt
>>149413006its on youtube lol
>>149412995t. Mark taylor
>>149412982AFL offers too much money, like half of the U17s sides end up playing footy we basically have to rely on the NRL states to produce cricketers as a result (kids good at rugby having different builds and attributes to kids good at cricket, unlike cricket and footy)
>>149413006I tried watching a UK stream for the F1. Every second ad they had was for anti-constipation medication.
>>149413034the real reason marnus was dropped and khawaja wasn't
>>149413038With cricket now being memeslog we could do with a few islander batsmen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch88TE4_exc
soul
le "different sport offers too much money" excuse xDD
shiiiet why doesn't the premier league just offer joe root £500,000 per week to reverse sweep the ball in front of open goals
>>149413054dare I say it, is it time convicted rapist jarryd hayne fulfilled another childhood dream?
>>149413038Because rugby league and cricket don’t require you to have a particular body shape in order to succeed. Aussie rules is basically only for tall skinny faggots who can run all day
why isn't mitch owen playing?
>>149413067It’s the natural athlete argument and you’re absolutely correct if it was true there’d be nobody playing anything aside from golf or whatever the top paying sport is
I am curious. In Australia, has there been an increased focus on having young athlete focus on a single sport at a younger and younger age? Or are young athletes still playing, and competing, in a wide variety of sports until approx. 17 years old?
you now remember peter handscomb and kurtis patterson
>>149413067Growing up you play cricket in the summer and aussie rules (footy/afl) in the winter. People good at one tend to be good at the other.
For those elite enough to attempt to go pro, they have the choice to go for 1 of 792 professional AFL spots, or one of ~12 cricket spots. Maybe ~100 slots if you count state league for cricket (although they get no money).
Going the footy route is a much safer pathway and they get you onto it early (school scholarships, etc). No one really gives a shit about cricket anymore.
>>149413056THE LAST BALL CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT!
>>149413128you play both basically and then decide
>>149413129always on my mind
>>149413134you also get to play in front of a packed crowd every week and live the high life over in melbourne, versus standing out in the 40C heat for four days to an audience of 13
athlete =\= sportsman
You can be a great sportsman and not a great athlete and vice versa. Only shit sports like Aussie Rules and soccer require you to be a certain athletic archetype in order to succeed as a professional. Good sports like cricket and rugby league require you to be good at cricket and football and the athletic requirements are fulfilled by proper training
>>149413160dunno about AFL but pacemongs get found out all the time in football for nearly two decades the best footballer in the world was a 5'6 dyel from argentina.
mum will only let me watch one kino before bed nearly impossible to choose
>>149413160>Only shit sports like Aussie Rules and soccer require you to be a certain athletic archetype in order to succeed as a professional.That just means cricket hasn't truly gone professional and min/maxed what is required to be good.
Dead game, really.
>>149413177please don't click on the others. the drones need you. they look up to you.
Being good at sports is irrelevant for AFL. AFL cares stamina first and then having the right mix of height & speed for whatever position they want you to play. Only after you fulfil that do they worry about if you can kick a ball or not. And most AFL players can't kick straight anyway.
>>149413128It's not a new thing tbf. Bradman had to pick between Tennis & Cricket.
GONE
GOTTEM
PISS OFF YOURE OUT
hmmm not really sure about all of this carry on
Fuck me this team isn't going to reach 40 at this rate.
>>149413177Don't bother with the FJ vid, it was incredibly mid.
>>149413173That’s true and that’s an exceptional case. It’s also true that the pacemongs are getting all the underage spots to the detriment of talented soccerers who are under pressure to be able to run 10km per match
Australia in trouble here
Grateful Dead - Blues For Allah
Ausbros this is looking dire I thought we were supposed to sweep them
FUCK OFF BACK TO THE SOBERS GARFIELD PAVILION
bradman had to pick between serving in a world war like all his mates and fellow countrymen or sitting at home because ahhhh farrrkkk my elite eyesight isn't good enough for the miliary.
>loses to South Africa
>loses to West Indies
dear oh dear lads. might not be invited to the next big 3 board meeting at this rate
>>149413177Fuck off jordan
Where's Smudge the coward?
>le friendly jordies
Reddit get out
pozzies are going to get heemed by bazball
not impressed at all
>>149413252Living it up in New York
remember when darren bravo was spoken of together with smith root and kholi?
remember darren bravo?
>>149413231We're just losing to the Windies to invalidate South Africa's trophy.
>>149413268Cumball >>>spazball
>>149413277just seen they are going to get a muslim mayor
all those years of shitposting about sadiq khan up in smoke
>we don't care about NYC!!!
New thread theme
https://youtu.be/2lY_km7J2s4?si=goPbOBI6XdA6Zg9c
>>149413214absolutely no risk of me watching it lad don't worry
>>149413278i think you mean darren sammy or dwayne bravo :)
tucked up in bed with a tranny listening to SEN's coverage
would not be in this position under langer's stern but benevolent gaze
>>149413323The moment that changed the trajectory of Australian cricket forever
if you were into beyblade and digimon instead of dragonball z and pokemon you were a weirdo. a contrarian but not in a good way
>>149413321what's xer name?
>>149413323Elite honesty, this
Aussie batsmen wouldn't be forced to play stupid attacking shots if Khawaja wasn't Botham reincarnated.
What are we drinking lads
We’ll be alright mates Smoth will be in soon and steer the ship right… oh fuck
I laugh uncontrollably every time friendlyjordies does the silly voices and faces
>>149413323more like bent over gays
>>149413366love >LE ZIMZOMS references me
>>149413360Milk. There's nothing better.
>>149413360water, might some tea later into the evening
>>149413409Why is he holding a fish?
>>149413409we don't bully the hair impaired in this general mate or baldies as i like to call tem
>>149413409chubby fingers
Germanbro, please don't leave
>>149413409based fucking goosey
>>149413360>>149413409Built like a bowling pin.
FFS Pepper gone on 140, never mind good knock and he did his job, essex aren't losing this now thankfully
>Khawaja
>10 (42)
>31 (54)
Did they put on a pie chucker or something?
>>149413252he hit the winning runs in the first test against india mate
the absolute STATE of german '''''men''''' lmao
never post under that flag in here again. grire
>>149413487Uzzie is a proper opener he sees off the first hundred balls and then starts wholloping
2 quick wickets has put a dent in the derby chase
>>149413459What on earth are you talking about you silly little man?
>>149413527There's riveting test cricket on fella
>>149413558in more places than one!
>big merve just did a poo lads posting
>>149413566Yeah Youtube and Sky Sports
the mayans correctly predicted that cricket would end in 2012
perfect time for a bit of spin
>>149413583the derby game is on youtube yes
mayor of sleepy town just called lads
yeah lunch looms and so must bed
getting btfo by grimdies isn't the best look lads
they're one of the few teams who can say we don't care about test cricket completely unironically
Oh my DAYS are Australia genuinely getting skittled by the worst West Indies team in living memory? Who have just been completely humiliated by England?
Yeah I'm thinking the Ashes are ours lads
that poor woman having to sit through 8 hours of drumming
aussie lads if you're watching on YouTube, refresh the page
I call them POZZEDstralia (get it? because they're pozzed lol)
>>149413673India doesn't play in the Ashes.
>>149413504>32 (70)Guessing the 100 ball count started again.
>>149413691NOT COOL. NOT COOL AT ALL.
business idea: after each over have all the fans switch to the seats on the other end of the ground so the people watching at home can feel less depressed about empty stands
>>149413691lol. I tried to setup my kodi app and realised they turned on the geoblock.
how do I get the youtube video working again?
imagine any other international sport with a governing body's official youtube channel putting games up for free and allowing a live chat
>>149413768https://fooportal58.me/sport7//watch/west-indies-australia-jun-25?id=west-indies-australia-jun-25&stream=4
>>149413791CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT
>>149413706Don’t give jay shah ideas
>>149413691Kek these lovable oafs at CWI forgot to turn on the geoblock until after an hour into the game
They're just showing a blank image of their logo, but they won't fool me. NEVER REFRESHING. Free stream for the whole test.
>>149413725It’s a hundred balls altogether ya dope it’s around 16-18 overs
>>149413773And then imagine any other governing body realising after an hour that they forgot to block the country they are playing against (and whose official broadcaster is literally advertised on the fence at the ground)
>>149413858excuse me sir it is vpn mon
>>149413918>he doesn’t know the first hour is free rulengmi
his holiness sir lord geoffrey boycott OBE just called roadingly the "best test pitch in england"
thoughts?
Reminder that India has become the first side in 60,000 top level games to have five players reach a century and failed to win the match.
>>1494136964chan isn't blocked in Australia but it will be here in a few months. We're the pozzed ones, anon.
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no niggaz up?
I wish 4chan was banned so i could go back to being a redditchad
Not a cazzie me so wont be applying
Im not watching the cricket im tucked into bed
pozzsfailure is comfortable here now
Just tuned in. This pitch looks absolutely diabolical for day 1.
>>149414226>A pitch where wickets can fallYeah, guess it would look diabolical for a pom.
Damn if he connected on that it would have gone to the boundary.
Or it might have gone so far they would have gone for a run and been out hit the ball twice.
This game is over. Australia to grind them out now. Zzzz.
>>149414339No it's not it's still going.
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>>149414339Zzz zzz zzz Zzzzzzzzzzz
I WILL appreciate having a test match at a decent hour, and I WILL NOT complain
>>149414478and you will be happy
>>149414510*upside-down frowns*
Yes
most boring aussie fans ever
was that jason kreiza in the crowd with that minibat?
didn’t notice I was looking at that old baggy green caught my eye wonder if it’s a real one
reckon we 5-0 ashes. bongs curate dead pitches for spazball, play for draws or last day wins.
pls dont reply just dropping a late night trvke
DROPPED THE KRIEZA-SAMULES TROHPY
DROPPED THE LOGIE - MARTYN
Look at those fat australians wallowing in that pool like a bunch of manatees
disgusting!
Head will a double tonne now
jeets trying to speak english is funny as
DROPPED THE FAT MANATEE BARF BAG
Dropped the McGill-Hooper medallion lmao kek rofl
I’m going to come up with an absolute doozy on the next dropped catch la
>>149414821searching wikipedia to find a last name that has been in both teams
CAUGHT THE BLACKIE-BLACK TROPHY
>>149414935fuck i was gonna say bradman-batsman
>director cuts to some old guy fucking a hottie
>kekwaja
time to put this old man in a retirement home
>>149414989he did his job, new ball seen off and decent knock 47
Have to bait Head into reverse sweep
>>149415009He got dropped like 3 times on the way there.
If the Windies could hold their catches he would've been out for 2.
>>149415031He puts reverse spin on the ball when he hits it that’s why he gets dropped so often you’d know this if you weren’t a cricket noob
going to sink a massive cone and go to bed
test players going "no, run" annoys the fucking shit out of me.
YES
YES (amount of runs)
NO
WAIT
>>149414821don't bother, meme's already stale
>One of the balls of the year
>No posts about it
Truly dead.
Honestly, that was very close. Probably should have given it.
Only caught the end of it and had to rewind to see what happened.
Fair play to the Windies, was expecting a big appeal.
England currently trying to figure out a way to get Shamar on a plane to Australia this winter
>>149415390Can't imagine any West Indian bowlers heading to England after the Archer flogging.
Mad how Australia are already 5 down on this veritable motorway
Why do black people hate test cricket so much?
The ground is empty and we all know they're not at work.
>>149415667They never recovered from hosting the World Cup finals.
>>149415170never say no it ryhmes with go
I don’t think it’s an overreaction to say that we are now entering the dark ages of Australian cricket, and as we fall so shall others rise.
Some good disciplined bowling and solid captaincy
Once again, a wicket has fallen at Kensington Oval!
is all out for sub 150 a good score?
duckett scored more than that yday
>>149416014I honestly think that the windies, with Shamar Joseph, are a completely different team from the past decade. Its like they have some proper belief and fight in them.
>>149416029against Indians on das autobahn
>>149416051I hope so, I really miss them they’re good guys and when they used to beat us all the time it was because they were better, there’s no shit in them if ye ken
All those kids who got in for free are getting a real treat here they’ll be lifelong test fans
>>149416250Some truly great cricket being played. I'm loving this.
good day to be Welsh (black)
>>149416486dw I forgot which board we're on.
I’d be happy with an unlikely 200 here
You had a good run lads, but I'm thinking it's ogre...
Warner (38)
Khawaja (38)
Labuschagne (31)
Smith (36)
Head (31)
Marsh (33)
Carey (33)
Cummins (32)
Starc (35)
Lyon (37)
Hazelwood (34)
Morning lads, did konstas bring the ramp kino?
Not sure if I want to bat on this.
>>149416555They literally don't have any good young players either. When Cameron Green is the best of the bunch, you know you're in trouble
>>149416628Unfortunately not. Probably should have.
poozies gonna want a sicket here
thingken of that time SA had aus 21-9 and choked on delivering the lowest test score of all time
very depressing these days watching tests in countries outside the god 3 and seeing no cunt there
well I say that but I've seen tests in aus in recent years with no cunt there too but they are famously fairweather
>>149416747Well, it’s been a good run about 30yrs as the undisputed best. Time for the Best Indies to reclaim the crown
>>149416941I reckon, if the windies finish the day in a good position, we will see a few more fans tomorrow.
>ausfalia
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDAAAAAAADDDDD AHHHHHHHHTEEEEEEE
Reckon Marnus would have scored a century.
New provisional power rankings
1. South Africa
2. Best Indies
3. Australia
4. New Zealand
5. England
-power gap-
6. Worst Indies
-power gap-
>>149416952And the idea that Australia is a consistent number 1 powerhouse is simply not true. Even Australia has their weaker decades. The fact they seem to have this sustained success is almost a miracle, but it does create delusions.
>>149417048The 80s they were weaker. Australia has been ascendant since the early to mid 90s, but before then the Windies were the strongest since sometime in the 60s. This topic deserved deeper study
windiesbros… we got too cocky
Crowd built up pretty nicely it was empty when I fell asleep. Looks comfy there.
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This Brandon King could be the man to carry the West Indies to a famous victory!
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what happened to the pootoob stream?
"Inspiring the next generation" is such a dumb meme
>>149417858got geod after an hour
>>149417939LOL fkn greedy cunts what a disgrace, time for a vpn.
Looks like he was
*flips on shades*
Sleeping on the job
>>149416727Elite call
Reckon we lose by day 3 ?
Never understood why they called it Pomicide, should have been Ausicide at minimum.
does australia know they weren't playing darts today?
Konstas is fucking dogshit
>4/57
>still talking shit
typical jogger
>>149418505debatable but definitely not opener material that's for sure, batting line-up is in shambles.
on what planet is fucking cameron green a better number 3 than marnus? Can some cunt help me out with that
>>149417411if not for boomer aussie tourists and school groups with free tickets, the place would have been empty. dire. and yet they pack these grounds out for their fucking cpl shite
literally just give us the ashes
lmao THIS is our competition?
I think the time has come for australia to pivot to a vibes based approach to batting
>>149418564yeah pretty grire at the top of the order - but we have a strong middle order
Head, inglis, carey and Webster are all quality
it's just the first 3 spots that I have zero faith in
>>149419138cam green looked like a social grade batsman
was either stumbling around the crease or not moving his feet at all
think this series might be the series that exposes him as the fraud he is
>>149413734kek sorry mate
>>149418505>>149418564Give him time, at least two tests before you start giving him shit he looked like he knew what was going on and just got beat but so did a few others. Green and Wagner both look like fast bowlers who should be at 10 & 11
anyway we do not have another opener unless they bring Marnus back there but he’s not an opener as far as I’m concerned, he could replace Green and Smith can come in for Wagner
why not give Extras a bat haha
reckon steve from southampton was victified, as many reports of day 5 agree it wasn't bazball.
>>149419931I think if all the poms looked within they'd probably see there's a little bit of Steve, Southampton inside them
>>149420006steve, southampton the nation's superego
what's on the cricket menu this week gentlemen
>>149420836think your peewees are playing MLC mate
>>149420836sri lanka v bangladesh
>>149412855Its speaking nonsense
has steven ever actually?
been thinkan...hear me out fellas..
>already qualified to two (2) WTC finals
>beat every single team on their respective home soil
>muh FORTRESS...lmao wat¿
>muh BAZBALL ...umm..4-1 CHAMP
for are BHARAT, there's nothing left to prove my guy
we're playing chess, while others are playing checkers famalama
we're building BENCH STRENGTH while others are flexin, leaning hard on their grizzled vets who can't keep up with our young guns' hustle, my guy!
'nuff said x
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mandatory thread musaak x
https://youtu.be/HLrLjDTkicM
>>149422212maybe leave the thinking to the real thinkers x
>>149422212I think if India can win 2 games that'd be a great result from 1-0 down
winning 1 seems very doable as bazball will shit the bed in at least one game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZGS0hBbWjg
Why the fuck do they keep forcing Green? He fucking sucks.
>>149425937looked totally out of his depth at the crease last night
>9 hrs till test cricket
>already 9.7 standards in
im not going to make it lads im too thirsty this thursday
>>149427168crash now and you'll be awake again for the cricket
>>149427285thinking about it brother but i might just take the dogchamp for a walk and do a bunch of yard work, memework is fun when drunk.
>>149425181any single line from this would be the most successful /cric/ post ever
quality stuff - I need to watch their collab with Fin vs History
>>149425181Wish they wouldn't grovel to Indian garbage.
my mind throbs with power
it had to go somewhere, and certainly isn't in your arms
bouldering will always be reddit
july 10th looks to be the moving date
rather enjoying the music of cameron winter at toil
>>149427720>>149427724spell restaurant right now
brothers review of 28 years later
think I'll give it a miss
>2*
cringe
more of a 1 or 5 star man myself
it's either good or it isn't
simple as
>>149427839>parmomeant parmi btw iykwim haha
think I'll give 28 years later a miss
>>149427803you can safely assume any non big 4 nation flag is indian
There’s a whole board dedicated to film discussion. We don’t fucking care about your brothers opinion on horror films.
yeah we heard you the first time mate
was unironically gonna go see it
>>149427703Bet that guys a plebbitor
>slop
I remember when internet jargon stayed on the internet and we were better for it
I'd rather be watching as above so below
internet jargon has never stayed on the internet lol rofl www btfo
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>>149410853/COUNTY/: REPORTS & HIGHLIGHTS POST for day 4 of round 9.
Only two results of the nine games of this round. Great decision by the ECB to use the kookaburra ball for this round then.
>Division OneDurham 327. v Sussex 361. & 322/6.
>Result: Match drawn.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cx2lgdn7d2zo
https://youtu.be/CfDNmFKWKyU
Essex 296. & 358/6. v Hampshire 453.
>Result: Match drawn.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cgrxn7je1jvo
https://youtu.be/8TMkrahObu0
Nottinghamshire 487. & 148/1. v Yorkshire 510.
>Result: Match drawn.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cz9ke7w55qeo
https://youtu.be/H7IURL_-M18
Warwickshire 351. & 161/4. v Somerset 498. & 229/8dec.
>Result: Match drawn.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/ckgj747qzqvo
https://youtu.be/PYB5cV9m58Q
>Division TwoGloucestershire 187. & 526/6dec. v Derbyshire 398. & 296/8.
>Result: Match drawn.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cnvmqn397vyo
https://youtu.be/VlPzMqrmUMU
Lancashire 639/6dec. v Kent 374. & 328/8.
>Result: Match drawn.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cx230n9wj99o
Leicestershire 576/7dec. v Glamorgan 353. & 342/6dec.
>Result: Match drawn.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cpvjmw24g4ro
https://youtu.be/q1wNVqW8Kr4
Northamptonshire 435. & 313/6. v Middlesex 413. & 332/8dec.
>Result: Northants win by 4 wickets.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c1mz510j3j9o
https://youtu.be/dabZNusUhj8
Pic related is the table after this round.
>>149427932please watch before the start of play
>>149425181
>he typed it all out again
>doesn't matter what time they get posted he's there to make the same reply
botchy b the b stands for bot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34KaIxIcuVU&list=RD34KaIxIcuVU&start_radio=1
there is literally a test match being played right now and there hasn't been a single post about it
just had a look to see if that's true and it turns out that yes it is
There aren't any sri lankan or bangladeshi posters, not even diaspora posters.
>>149427997I'm sure they'll fire up a vpn for you if you ask nicely
Somerset and Lancs would've had a better chance of the win if they'd declared earlier. Overton and Anderson not doing bowlers intelligence reputation much good
>>149428013finna bout do do it
pavemunt
I don't think I'll watch this anytime soon. most of it seems to be about gay yanks dancing
>>149428033what is that sitting posture called
very odd
>>149428039its a fent nap
https://youtu.be/aEYseM_R6Hk?si=kWu6c4QAN2epXcGB
https://youtu.be/aEYseM_R6Hk?si=kWu6c4QAN2epXcGB
realized I mostly read & post on social sites while I'm working. I've hardly been doing that lately. I wouldn't mind doing it more often
>>149428088https://youtu.be/VKj7FLg3WVA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hpzRJCZ0oE&list=RD1hpzRJCZ0oE&start_radio=1
Is Windies the worst possible timezone for aussie cricket viewing?
>>149428187same, it is what is tho.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tu1GLEh3wO4&list=RD1hpzRJCZ0oE&index=15
>>149428193it is what it is mate
yep
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQI5fdVCvlU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-hDK76bIps
>pootoob
any NZ bands? or is it all cringle native BS?
>>149428180This got me thinking about the location of Cricket Island to ensure optimal viewing.
Tests in England are close to optimal viewing time but start a bit too late for Australian viewers.
After consulting timezone charts to see what would be best longitude to look for possible locations, there's one place in the world that aligns perfectly with the optimal timezone. And they're already building islands en masse.
Dubai.
We're going to Dubai lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuX7hk49J-U&list=OLAK5uy_m5EG1z5ykwNuAxanRCLvJu2PKMjTk_IDE
is cric island related to pen island
>>149428318If this
>>149428273 is you
and
>>149428296You’ll love this
https://youtu.be/lfX8FD04zTA?si=7M0cC_NJvQlY9wHG
>>149428353!video unavailable! good ol pootoob
>>149428367https://youtu.be/u2NpXSknaVo?si=FoTiX8fFf7yfEnPo
download
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https://youtu.be/t4sf4RpVsYw
>>149428386In the unlikely event that one was blocked
https://youtu.be/CVCrbYXn2JU?si=zSBOC6i9sqy5OCF-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spms0SYUt0E&list=RDspms0SYUt0E&start_radio=1
>cric in FULL FORM
https://youtu.be/oQq66M_nPy0
x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnPV6CNdG3M&list=RD7XaSm9-r_4U&index=5
>>149428394https://youtu.be/keWnPZOd2cw?si=AC1M-vTw9YLlDhn-
Obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6LM-5-oC-k&list=RDJ6LM-5-oC-k&start_radio=1
https://youtu.be/gsXEGvX_ksI?si=4KYlaD0koqQiqeJI
>>149428481https://youtu.be/-K69E2WaCRc?si=VG_0Ou_uPCK1RRY_
>>149428491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRMVvsoJ31g&list=RDEMLgSWfarmkWS1A8_1OPE5Bg&index=14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_KEcfmHeN0&list=RDJ_KEcfmHeN0&start_radio=1
is this what /cric/ has become
micksperg spam thread? yes
>>149428572>believing the first sentence in either casegood goy
Last one, footy is on https://youtu.be/AskD3RtcARs?si=FIlZ8YSsAk1XPE2Q
>>149428180it's the best possible time if you're a NEET
>>149428572tearing up rn ngl fella x
https://youtu.be/xWfmq2ZOV3Y
x
can't count
sorry, but not sorry
simple as x
might adopt NISSANKA SAMARAVEERA.as.me middle name.ngl fellas
thoughts¿
Think I might quit my cricketing club next year
Feeling a bit disrespected
oh¿ what's the matter fella? x
>>149429073Feeling a bit disrespected Sebbo
is it because of the "you should know" quip fella
>>149429093No, I appreciated that one and thought it was humorous
really strong smell of poo in this thread
>>149429028queem.. QUEEM!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZxG25m-tOc
what other batsmen exhibit talent with the bat but zero strategy whatsoever?
bangbros are getting btfo
not convinced bard was ever good at cricket desu. like wow you hit the odd cut shot when you were younger. amazing. can someone who gets relegated to a specialist fielder at village standard really be that talented at this sport? makes one think
>>149429273half the England team
>>149429347I'm starting to wonder the same desu
Noticed that my game completely lacks low risk scoring shots against straight bowling, I'm just a bit of a slogsman really
Think I'd have probably developed it if I carried on playing after 18 though, think you have to have some talent if you're hitting multiple centuries (2) for the senior sides as a 15-16 year old
Was pretty effective slogging the 1st XI bowlers in nets yesterday thoughever, not that this seems to have had any bearing on team selection at all
Got one of the first XI batsmen out snicking behind yesterday too, wonder if my future lies as a bowlsman (albeit at a different club)
>1st XI batsman
>actually bats at 9
i wish death upon you all
>got a single wicket in the nets and now fancies himself a bowler
any sort of success goes to his head it seems
>straight bowling
How many times must I say desu, just hit it straight back down?
>>149429458lmaoooo
that pozzie was right when he mentioned the piece of shit at the end of the bat after all
>>149429475well i'm already deaf so what now cunt
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>>149429458I was due to bat at 5 and 6 in the games I wasn't needed desu
>>149429484See I can take a stroll down the track, turn it into a half volley, and play a lofted drive
One of my most effective shots when it comes off, and used to try that pretty much every ball when I was a kid
But it's a high risk shot and I'm now wishing I could play low-risk drives along the ground as well
he he deleted posts, going to bump
>>149432276wtf some of those posts were ontopic too
and tons of off-topic spam left
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