>made FIFA and Qatar rig a world cup for him
>made CONMEBOL spam Copa America until he won it
>created "finalissima" so he could statpad evenmore
>made Inter Miami hire a bunch of his friends and some literally who argies
Is he some kind of Demi God?
How does he do it?
he's part of the UEFA psyop to cuck latin americans into watching european leagues over their own, every time a latin american posts messi they are proving how enslaved they are to it.
>>149475387It seems he is more of FIFA psyop other than UEFA.
>>149475448Is la liga part of FIFA? Are real madrid and barecelona under them?
>>149475503La liga already had a bunch of sudacas before pissi tho.
I think maybe Messi has a love relationship is Infantino and they have secrete BDSM sessions together.
midgi hormonini is just a marketing tool, thirdies love those. remember michael jackson, they loved him too and he also promoted pepsi. his unspeakable vice was diddling kids and pessi's is waddling around the center circle and taking penalties (both are given freely no questions asked)
>>149475654>uberinho because he's a brazilian nationalist>chikaner because he's a mexican with a complex against south americans>twain because he's under the mistaken impression that western europeans consider romania part of the team>portuguese latinx spammer because he's a portuguese nationalistHow interesting that all schizos in this board just happen to hate Messi...
>>149482214>schizosand all of them are brown
really makes you think
>>149475387don’t worry, people watch local leagues because sovl
brasileirao had a huge revival as of late
It's just to take the spotlight from the Goat Ronaldo because he told fifa to FUCK OFF
>>149493661You are bellow 6 feet and not white. Factos
I would love to stomp his face into the ground. As the best athlete ever, surely he could put up a fight? Or would he be crushed like a little girl? Hahahhaa PISSI I FUCK ANTONELLAS BUTTHOLE
