Since the last thread lasted shorter than the average Club World Cup match we're trying one more time to capture some more feedback and suggestions for the /sp/ team with the 2025 Summer Cup just a small month away. Admittedly not much has really happened since the last roster poll which explains a lackluster amount of options, but hopefully more people see the thread this time.
>What is this?
A sitewide divegrass (sawker) cup where each board makes their own team, and play them against each other in CPU vs CPU matches on Pro Evolution Soccer. Although the players aren't controlled directly, the teams and tactics are handled by real people. You can watch previous matches here: https://implying.fun/team/sp/
>Can I join?
There's always a need for people who can help test tactics or create aesthetics. We'll teach you everything you need to know, and how much time you put in is up to you. Contact any one of us: https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Contact#/sp/
>The thread died/I have an embarrassing flag and wish to remain anonymous:
Use this suggestions box: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeCH5HfRubfCCNHjiP_m3XTaRss7zTnG_9OWY1HUOf9iupCIQ/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=114977315050657720505
The roster poll will be held next weekend. Players suggested here will be put on the poll (unless it's deemed too stupid or hard to represent in-game). You can also suggest kits (jerseys), music, chants, or anything else related to the team. The cup will likely start the last weekend of July.
>pic related
current team
Gathered player suggestions:
We had the better season (2nd, 0 trophies)
>a fucking cloud or some other CWC joke
>Lando Chokis/Goblando Nowins/Lando Nowins
WASHED/Celtics Shaq
Haliban
We don't care (+ mickey mouse cup + it's too hot + we're too tired + jeg lag)
Coach Primate
Owen Goal
WASHED doesn't really sound great, but may be enough to appease burgers. Their only worthwhile contribution as of now is my reffies, and I think Coach Primate isn't a good addition since he's basically another version of Ngubu and Monicius, and we don't need that trope twice, let alone thrice. A shame >1993 isn't there anymore
Owen Goal is okay
The we don't care one reminds me of Imagine if we cared, which I like more. But I have no idea what that would look like again
I admit I have no idea what Haliban is
With gimi and AMD AMX, there already are two memorable F1 players. Loldo Norizz is boring both as a driver and as a meme
I would scratch Cuckitini, since he's another Messi, and probably Rachael Gunn. It's been a year since the Olympics after all
Unfortunately, I can't think of good new proposals myself
The squad is mostly fine in my opinion. We haven't had good and definitive new additions for years, but it is what it is
>>149500439I'm think it's a /pw/ meme
>>149499063La Bestia de Calchín
>>149500439>>149501039KWAB/KWABOTY is a /pw/ meme
Bring Back APOLOGIZE for those teams who finally broke their curse and won a trophy this year. Examples:
>PSG (UCL)
>Tottenham(UEL)
>Platense (Argie league)
>Go Ahead Eagles (Dutch cup)
>Crystal Palace/Newcastle (English Cups)
>Bologna (Italian Cup)
make its blender either Harry Kane or the Platense Squid
>>149499320Haliban is an NBA meme for some player who terorrizes opponents or something?? idk lmao
In case 3 /f1/ players made it in I think we would cull the one with the least votes since 3 reps seems like a little much. For the winter poll we simply decided to let whatever wins the poll go, but this time around I think we'll take a little more control on who gets into the team (Cuckitini for example should not have made it in since it didn't translate to a player that well)
>>149502518Haliban is Tyrese Haliburton
>>149499046 (OP)>>149499063Bring back TripAdvisor and Trivago
>>149499046 (OP)Bring back >Torres for another dance
>>149503918but /asp/ is ded, and /pw/ was created in their place
14th for /sp/’s THIRD star
What’s the best meme about gay players? Don’t use “zesty” because that has been a major /147/ meme for years and it means something else there. But you also can’t use the /147/ “zesty” any more or people will just get confused by a heterosexual snooker player who loves lemons and moves really slowly.
“I really, really like women”, perhaps?
>>149517251got mindbroken by ronaldo, unlikely
>>149499063Where is Hope Solo(She has nudes)?
>>149517002we already have TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
bring back owen goal, he bailed us out from the babbies
replace Messi and Cuckittini by the new Riggi Riggitini
we also need “anulo mufa” somewhere
Got a decent chunk of players to poll now, so y'know Please Vote In My Poll etc starting on Friday and running throughout the weekend. Cup starts July 25, but /sp/ are playing some friendlies next weekend: https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/2025_4chan_Summer_Friendlies
If there's anything after the thread dies use this:
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeCH5HfRubfCCNHjiP_m3XTaRss7zTnG_9OWY1HUOf9iupCIQ/viewform?usp=dialog
>>149499063This roster is so topheavy. I suggest we fill out the ranks on the bench with that year's ballon d'or winner plus the MVPs of the big four American sports leagues purely for shitposting purposes
>>149523573Thank you for your work
I am begging you, please bring it home
wonder if Freed From Desire is popular enough to be a goal horn
>>149499063Owen goal is fucking lame
>>149524075jesus fucking christ fuck this fucking shitty as fuck song
>>149525655owen goal is the sole reason you arent in the babbies, you ungrateful fuck
>>149524075It would only work as a half time music
>>149524075We've got a chant version of it coming in as a chant this cup
if only Boris would fucking play some :^)
It's already over... /sp/ will once again choke away a golden opportunity... the Curse of Dragongate can never be washed away...
>>149524075too mainstream now
we should go with something like Chase the Sun instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp-3HWjBMBA
>>149499063Team ought to be renamed 1. /sp/oopensharten FC
