Messi can trace his lineage back 6000 years.
Messi autism thread.

Messi made a Messi in his Panti
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>>149570399 (OP)
Cuctini Tripissi culture

riggi penaltini

Recent discoveries in cell structure will point to the fact that some humans like top athletes and politicians have a specialised cell that most humans don't have. Take for example Lionel Messi, this generational talent can rely on his special cells that contain a structure called riggisomes. As of yet it's not quite clear how they function but it's thought that they can pull riggonium from the air and metabolise it into extra Pk or favourable match outcome

>>149571835
>riggisomes
Fucking KEK

>>149570648
Lmao