Mad to think Diogo Jota would be alive right now if Liverpool hadn't bottled its qualification to the CWC

and the world would be a better place if your mother would have just swallowed you

>>149576499
Just like you would be a better person if your father hadn't finished you with piss

>>149576472 (OP)
Youre not Peruvian.

They should've cared

He'd be rotting in a cage in the everglades had liverpool qualified, he got the easy way out.

>>149576472 (OP)
>kills himself to avoid a friendly against Preston North End
KWAB

>>149576472 (OP)
Hitler would be alive right now had he either fully focussed on the british empire in late 1940 and 1941-1942, had he started his invasion of the USSR earlier + not declaring war on the US out of solidarity with Japan

>>149576736
Tragic innit?

>>149576736
healthy man that hitler
what was his diet?

>>149576736
Were the east front just a huge gommie meatgrinder fence he'd be spending this summer vacation watching the CWC with Infantino.

>>149576736
hitler was allowed to grow because he would be easily defeated.

>>149577746
Certainly not by you

>>149577881
I'm 100% on board this time if you want to try again

>>149577938
aren't you glad that you aren't speaking german?

>>149577938
autists like you would've joined the jews in the chambers

fucking frogposter
>>149576472 (OP)
>>149572851

>>149578140
>two people can't think about the same obvious fact

>>149576736
He'd be like 135 mate

>>149578082
Then I would have survived

>>149576472 (OP)
>stealing someone else's joke and creating a new thread
lame

>>149578486
Didn't see it
Didn't even know what >>149576582 was referring to

>>149576499
>your mother would have just swallowed you
This is actually really fucking hot

>>149576736