>>149578208the burden of being The Protagonist
>Cristiano my car is on fire, plz help
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>>149577149 (OP)statpadding this year to get 60 goals in the league, then topping it off by scoring his 1000th in the final, to beat Argentina
>>149578702Based
>>149578721Kwab
>>149578841>Portugal vs Riggertina WC finalTsu goal rate before the game is 999 goals
90th minute
Tsu is having 100% clear goal situation but decide to pass to some shitter from his team to show he doesn't care about 1000 goals and prefers to win world cup instead
>His portugese team mate misses tap in tsu gave him. Argentina makes counter attack and scores winning goal and messi winning WC while TSU takes out razor blade out of his pants and slits his own throat
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>>149577149 (OP)deep lore: ronaldo was actually in the car with them, he did pic related just to create motivation for portugal
Now it's going to be even funnier when he flops in another major tournament and Portugal crash out in the KO rounds
>Uh-whaaaat?! Diogo died? You mean the next in line to be my countryโs starting striker is gone? Golly gee willikers how could this have happened? Oh, what a tragedy. Damn, I guess Iโll just have to take up the burden!
>>149578208Cristiano thinking 'i should get into a car accident, i'll beat Messi on that'
>>149578702Is this millennial humour?
Is this a new height of delusion for der chikaner? Heโs celebrating a fictitious event in his mind now.
>penaldoff, heโs on the road
>blow out ze tyre