Nothing standing in his way of joining /MUG/

and here i was in 2024 attempting uni for the second time in lisbon so i could remember the good times i had with her in 2019 before she left

i hope they hold him hostage under contract for a year

based.

now he can pick up a manchester slag

>wants nothing tying him to Lisbon
same lmao

>manchester united
Gigayikes

>>149580489 (OP)
Was this a /strongmind/ move?

>>149580862
Did you also dump Gyökeres' GF to make a point?

>>149580545
You mean Arselel

>>149580862
QRD on lisbon?

he wants that british slag on insta doing the TI NO NI WARNINGGGGG IM OUTSIDE TONIGHT YEAH

>>149580489 (OP)
elite

He got a Portuguese gf...? A Swede of partial Hungarian extraction went for a Southern European companion? Like, for real?

>>149581201
what are you talking about hombre
on average nordic girls are superior, but the top 1% of med women blow anyone out of the water

>>149581079
Today I learned that apparently they are shit at driving

>>149580489 (OP)
Geezer and his camp seem a little unstable

>>149580545
Well, Liverpool has sudden need for a replacement striker.

>>149580489 (OP)
>ignores all females to focus entirely on achieving his goals
Gyokeres is the Sasuke Uchiya deuteragonist of world football.
>Julian Alvarez is the protagonist

>>149581201
>companion
the word you are looking for is local cumdump

>>149580489 (OP)
I'm tired of hearing about this retard
Just sell him already so he can flop in the prem

>>149581045
Lol

>>149580489 (OP)
>>149581201
>Tf no Portuguese gf

>>149581079
More of a Muslim town than Mecca

>>149580667
Sorry about that

>>149581472
That's Portugal has a whole but the south is especially terrible, worse than Lisbon

dangerously based

>>149580489 (OP)
STRONK MIND

>>149581079
Lisboa, menina e moça
Menina
Da luz que meus olhos veem
Tão pura

>>149580862
>>149582473
>>149582621
>the south the south the south lisbon lisbon lisbon

eternal flyover cope.
we don't think about you ever.

>>149581079
too many cunt foreigners. stay away.

>>149580667
kwab

He is definitely autistic or a psychopath

>>149587428
>you TIE ME to this land, beeeitch!
she'd be first to do the same if her OF took off and some Hollywood porn studio was in her DMs

>>149580489 (OP)
British women are much better anyway. Manchester slags will wear miniskirts in sub zero temperatures without a single complaint. The Portuguese girl would bitch from September to May

>>149588121
>British women are much better
And much heavier

>>149581079
Always the same story on 4chan
>our capital SUCKS!!!!
ask the maltese what they think about valeta

>>149580489 (OP)
GF in question

>>149580489 (OP)
sigma as fuck

>>149589274
why is she tying this poor young swede to a park bench in Lisbon, preventing Arsenal from vastly overpaying for him? Tell her, your countries economy depends upon fraud export.

>>149581079
>New Brazil
>New India
>New Pakistan
>New Angola
Take your pick

>>149589473
She has a twin sister (she's my gf)

>>149580489 (OP)
This is the life of chads.
This girl knew fully well she was just a pump and dump, still showed up in Sporting celebration's as his trophy.

>>149580489 (OP)
Where should he go? Manure would be career suicide, Liverpool isn't the right fit and Arsenal seem to be ghosting him. all the other clubs either have a striker or can't afford him

>>149591134
Stays at Sporting, hopefully. Three-peat is inevitable.
He played injured two months last year and half our team was out and we still won.

>>149588215
True.
French flags call Paris shit.
English flags call London shit.
Spanish flags call Madrid shit.
Dutch flags call Amsterdam shit.
German flags call Berlin shit.

It's human nature.

>>149588121
he's looking for Bonnie Blue

>>149591569
What if they really are shit?
I've lived in lisbon all my life, there's an entire section of the city that simply died, it's not lisbon, it's portugal, it's not our culture, nothing exists there, it's been transformed as a a theme park for tourists and pajeets to work like slaves.

>>149591628
>it's portugal,
it's not portugal.

>>149581820
How does it affect financial fair play?

Good Gyokeres can finally sign for Arsenal

>>149591727
He'll be insured by Liverpool. And I may be talking out my hole, but I'd imagine it's pretty straightforward Liverpool collect their £50m or whatever he's insured for as key employee - they paid £40-£45m - and add that to their recognised transfer income for ffp purposes. If there was any issue, UEFA or PL would sort it out quick, no-one wants to see the club also getting fucked over for something like this.

Would be cool if Sporting forced this cunt to play in their B team

>>149589490
If you're poor sure

>>149582997
VARINA
https://youtu.be/lD7Z3jOp5sA?si=ipwpQRwIWAqLap81
Based Zuquinha

>>149581079
Its a shithole lad

>>149591628
Things change. Wanst lisbon totally destroyed by an earthquske and rebuikt as people thought it looked like before? The whole city was reinvented. We live normal lives until change happens and shake our world but thst is also normal in the long run

>labregos grunhos seething about Lisboa once again

>>149588121
unlike the British women the Portuguese women would actually be attractive

>>149592113
if it was organic, sure. But lisbon has been invaded pretty much, there's no other way around it. In any other era this would be seen as an act of war.

>>149581300
she's not even close to the top 1% here

>>149588121
>Manchester slags will wear miniskirts in sub zero temperatures

who wants to see their fat british ham all year tho ?

>>149589274
doesn't she have a twin sister? how many threesomes do you think they had?

>>149580489 (OP)
I thought the Portuguese was one of those top European leagues. Why would he want to leave this badly after one good season?

>>149580489 (OP)
Hes just like me