The transfer window is now open and this summer's coming and goings must be decided. You may pick up to 21 different players, and the ones with the most votes will make the team, though we do reserve the right to exclude players if there is reason to do so (like making representation more balanced). Feel free to coordinate write-ins in the thread. The poll runs throughout the weekend and until Monday morning.

Link:
https://forms.gle/536ahRdPw2Lfq2iQ9
>https://forms.gle/536ahRdPw2Lfq2iQ9
https://forms.gle/536ahRdPw2Lfq2iQ9
>https://forms.gle/536ahRdPw2Lfq2iQ9

>What is this?
A sitewide divegrass (sawker) cup where each board makes their own team, and play them against each other in CPU vs CPU matches on Pro Evolution Soccer. Although the players aren't controlled directly, the teams and tactics are handled by real people. You can watch previous matches here: https://implying.fun/team/sp/

>Can I join?
There's always a need for people who can help test tactics or create aesthetics. We'll teach you everything you need to know, and how much time you put in is up to you. Contact any one of us: https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Contact#/sp/

There are pre-cup friendlies going on this weekend, with /sp/ playing /pw/ (Saturday, 20:30 UTC) and /his/ (Sunday, 19:00 UTC).

please vote in my poll

why are messi and cuckitini separate players?

>>149596571
Cuckitini was voted in as a player in winter (though I imagine a lot of people thought it meant renaming Messi). We did have an idea for it that didn't really work out in the end, and probably should've been cut

>>149596633
i mean since there are no other players with real names it would make sense to just rename messi to that. him having a normal name is just kinda lame and boring. if its not too late you could maybe add a poll asking whether to rename him or leave 2 players in

I say we take KWAB by force, nothing those nerds can do about it

THREE STARS
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ONE GOAT ON THE SHIRT

>>149597243
Da GOATs >>>> gay ponies

>>149597301
https://youtu.be/yFlT6EyebMQ?si=TpZuJ0dtEK6Z-uZ6
newfag pls

>>149597323
Who said I don’t know the lyrics? I had been here for years when I watched Kornheiser slip it away
I just stated a universal truth, nothing more

>>149597243
WINTER CUP STILL GLEAMING

>>149596522 (OP)
Just Jota for the memorial

>>149597118
Technically /we/ own everything they've ever come up with

>>149597457
SIX WHOLE MONTHS OF HURT

I will livestream burning my kit if messhit and shitnaldo are not finally removed from the team

>>149598733
You might as well be burning it because the sun rises in the east

>>149596571
Cuckitini has transcended Pissi, see: Emma Cuckitini

>>149597091
I brought it up internally and it was a unanimous no on our part. Personally I think having a derogatory name on our most prolific player isn't very fitting, in addition to MESSI MESSI MESSI spam being a tradition at this point. I don't think a name change would pass polling, but we can bring it up next time

sent you a death threat in case you don't remove messhit and shitnaldo.

also, add KWABOTY to the team

>>149597118
>>149601829
no peedub transplants

>>149601888
we signed him on a free

>>149598733
I'd go out and buy some lighter fluid if I were you

On another note, if the guy who made scarves back in the day sees this I am interested in getting to know where you had them made

Eu farei 10x se for preciso. Eles não estão preparados.

For everyone even considering getting rid of our two most iconic and important players: who would replace them? Don’t even bother piping up unless you have a definitive answer. I am not asking for a good answer on purpose here, for there is no good answer. We have no replacements. I am an avid hater of the entire Messi/Ronaldo discussion on this board, but it is a key /sp/ feature, and these two players have been our heart for years. If we replace them, the replacements must be good. We have no good candidates. We will still have Messi/Ronaldo threads in 5 years, probably even in 10

>>149603993
It’s unfortunate we didn’t kick them out sooner. I would’ve loved to have had Brady leading the team after his 7th but that train has left the station. Between the two tsu was more likely but he just had to win a meme trophy with portugal. Messi still lingers with the WC*

So now that one of the best portguese strikers, Diogo Jota, died, can we get a tribute player for him, the playermodel should be a Lamborghini with both him and his brother inside, or just the car in flames whichever is easiest to make.

>>149603993
Right now in the poll there's over twice as many people in favor of keeping the current golds as there are to make a change. Thinking about it now we could add potential replacements (not that there really are any) as silver medals and try to make them earn their place as golds, but idk. The most important thing is winning sam fakin stars

Suggestion: Change TSUUUUUUU to *murders teammate*

COME ON ESPEE, SCORE A GOAL
IT‘S REALLY VERY SIMPLE
JUST PUT THE BALL INTO THE NET
AND WE‘LL GO DOOPIN‘ MENTAL

+1 vote

>>149612194
who are these retards that are voting to keep pissi and penaldo

is it the thridies again? let it go, they are dead.

bump

For anyone interested there's a friendly against /pw/ happening imminently: https://isthisliv.com/stream
as well as another against /his/ tomorrow