Thread 149617846

India declare with a lead of 607 Runs against England

Australia vs West Indies

YFO

Abe chamar udhar post ko link toh karde

can't see a thing out there

yucky thread


poo

>5 or so jeet posts in total yesterday
>they're now 600 ahead
>3/4 of the first posts are India flags
every time

boooooooooring

anime is for fags and child molesters

>>149618012
Watame cute

wouldn't let any of these "men" touch my vagina with a barge pole (EvI)
*bites lip* (AvW)

S M O T H

Had the salmon. Didn’t have any lettuce so skipped the salad and made air fryer chips

Only 600 to go

>target under 600 already
tick tock india

>>149618099
brown hands typed this post

>>149618118
>>149618123
Oh no no no no no no no Anglo bros we got too cocky

OH NO NO NO

>Final Score
Duckett - 608*
Everyone else - 0

surely, surely the last time Cack Poorly is ever seen in a test match

POMLAPSE

Just got back from the Hague, it was closer than I would've wanted but a win is a win

>>149618130
>pan seared salmon and chips is ethnic food
Okay mate. I did have a bit of tartare sauce with it and may have used some fancy Italian vinegar

Can someone explain why Crawley is in the squad? Surely there are better opening batsmen in England.

Wait. That fielder caught the ball! They can't do that!

I love that they need to play the Andrew advert on repeat to try to convince me that Indians actually poo in loo.

Zacky C gone is he?

>>149618210
you're brown

>>149618172
he'll play 100 tests

>>149618227
They used a sub fielder! That's cheating!

>>149618172
lees recall imminent

*makes his 86th post of the day about the Andrex ad*
we get it you neek

>>149617986
third worlders don't have as much free time as you lot

anyone seen that Andrex ad haha Indians what are they like

>>149618303
Absolute melts

business idea: make pads out of something that will create the sound of the bat hitting a ball in order to make the opposition waste reviews.

>>149618278
wat.png
too busy street shittin'?

He does have a point it is a bit cheeky and they are overplaying it. Not everyone can enjoy a scone whilst hearing some schoolboy popping off

haven't watched a ball of this test so know nothing about this Andrex advert myself

>>149618321
Willow lines pads maybe?

Any neet spastics in?

>>149618358
set in a school, kids are amazed when they see an Indian pick up a toilet roll and head to the toilet
not an exaggeration. the kids are visibly wowed by the sight of it

>>149618391
just you champ

I watch cricket on the radio

>>149618419
Well actually I'm not a neet

>ground tumhara JEET hamari
innit¿!!
plain x
https://youtu.be/E0Kv6vxZwL8

>>149618445
i didn't ask faggot

>>149618414
kek

>>149618321
hwhat about hwhen it hits the pad and leaves a big dent or splinters

>>149618501
why are you typing like that you freak

smith is autism MANIFEST

>>149618475
Whats your problem?

>>149618507
hi hwrite hlike i speak

it's joever

uhhh drawbros???

>>149618530
do not ever reply to me again
didn't ask
you're gay
fuck off

>>149618391
playing medieval dynasty

wtf it's saturday but works calling

prefer umpire big naturals desu

Root is such a faggot lmao

>>149618501
maybe just cover it with thin fabric so it makes the noise but doesn't create spliters.

>thread suddenly goes into a coma after duckett's wicket
Whitoids are hypocrites

rewatching the andrex ad

>>149618770
Not much to discuss with Poop and Root prodding and leaving

did ausjeet retire? not seen him much this series

>>149618844
he had a big seethe during the first test
probably got mindbroken but will be back tomorrow

good vs evil

>>149618844
just seen him spam some AI images mate

jeets love that shit

>>149618469
>>149618469
>>149618469
https://youtu.be/W8r-tXRLazs
GOTTEM
O
N
E

2nd reply ITT

waiting on T R I N I L A L to post his roti and split peas scrandelish ngl
tabla x

AI?
that is a real photograph my guy

really strong smell of poo in this thread

watching the hurling, Dublin crashing out to Cork hard but it’ll be good for them

>my guy
FOY

What a fucking retard lol

tactical advantage of throwing away your pooviews before a whole day of cricketing?

>>149619477
sorry meant my gay

>>149619540
Puts the pressure back on the umpires

he's MY gay

>>149619473
always impressed with the camerawork in hurling. must be a harder sport than hockey to film

>>149619349
https://youtu.be/wTP2RUD_cL0
W A L K
A
N
K
E
R

>>149619582
yeah because its such a shite sport

>Reviews Remaining: India - 1 of 3
not been watching. what happened here lol?

I am a physical specimen
Pure unadulterated Welsh valley muscle

gwans lads give it a good baz
no point hanging around for a draw

>>149619592
https://youtu.be/SVOuYquXuuc
G
O
N
E

brainless batting

the boundary rope and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

bowl first status:
>vindicated

yankjeet is cringe

ohnonono
looks like we will be winning our first test in this stadium

Had an absolutely dire on wall sesh today on the Sussex coast
Bad day at the office I reckon

I am not going to read too much into it

>...yh we'll have a cheeky baz chaps
xox
https://youtu.be/PBAl9cchQac

kek there was no deviation root is just shit

>>149619582
Now that you mention it yeah. Have noticed some not particularly good camerawork in the cricket recently and never seems to be an issue in the hurling (which is a faster moving ball). I don’t know why, all I can say is that Ireland does have a well developed performing arts sector and highly professional

>>149619811
can someone translate into english?

grire faglba x

>bad day at the office I reckon
you're just not built for bouldering. sorry for the truthnukie but nobody can pick their genetics (and you have unathletic welsh ones)

>>149619919
oof absolutely exposed

>>149619882
https://youtu.be/L5V9nK7-OkM
spudshed
innaloo
5 minutes, CHAMP

>>149619879
translation: v3.5s are continuing to btfo his arse and v4 is looking like a distance dream

>>149619919
zachybros....

>England in big trouble at Edgbaston.
Were we not in trouble chasing a total almost 200 higher than the greatest ever?

>>149619967
Ah right haha.
Now I get it.

>>149619967
according to the toplogger I actually climbed a v5 despite the direness of on the wall sesh

>toplogger
is that like grindr?

business idea: wicketkeeper-bowler

There is something different about me when I climb
Something that sets me apart

>>149620107
have a bit of shame mate
every one of your climbing ''''achievements'''' has a massive asterisk

unironically bard with 3 days of training (athletic irish genes) would be on par with zachy (unathletic welsh genes)

between sebshit and spaccy both unloading their mental illnesses on /cric/ its a wonder this poomunity is still active

less than 550 needed now. squeaky bum time

>>149620329
https://youtu.be/EaL_3bdbbeQ
soOOO TRUE!!
x

zachy did used to make posts about test cricket before this reddit bouldering gimmick. he also still manages the odd brainful take (boundary ropes being a mistake, 00s being cricket's peak)
but search the archives and you'll never find a single good sebshit post (or funny micksperg post)

https://youtu.be/M2VBmHOYpV8
all me
tabla x

>>149617858
bbbBBBAASED

Sinking a ghost ship

dire gimmick

>>149620663
chair?

>>149620219
the thing is
I just know I will be good one day

drinking out the bottle is retarded

Cameron Winter (best current musician) says he has had a traumatic childhood
Despite being borne from two Brooklyn Tarq types
Lots of infedelity involved I

>>149620663
lgm x

reckon

The Bowen family have fallen on hard times and had to put the settee on ebay

what on earth are those shoes? is that what /fa/ posts these day?

military trainers

>>149619919
good climbers have millions of dire on wall seshes
that's what makes them great
shit climbers just float up 6a for fun

if the latest installment of dragon quest was released
it's fair to say I would be playing it right now

>>149620476
you left out my tributes to the Danish kaneria Googly

>>149620300
simply not true
would take him a year at least

Cameron Winter in Manchester is sold out
Yes of course it fucking is
Good ear for music in Manchester

Only thing I’d suggest is straight laces

straight lacing gats is reddit

you don't get to use reddit as an insult if you start bouldering

I just really like climbing to be honest
Hate running, hate all other exercise
also it's a great gimmick because the most 4chan person on earth loves the most reddit thing on earth

It's a bit like lady and the tramp

Cameron Winter doesn't vote for Republican or Democrat

To be fair no normal person would

certain man ITT filled with heavy metal when he tries to climb a V5

bouldering gets harder with age
v3 will remain the pb

men don't really hit their physical peak until like mid 30s
testosterone levels don't really go downwards before 40
it's why Djokovic wasn't really any worse at 35 than earlier 20s
also, old men are specially good at climbing compared to other sports

climbers as they get older, find there is less endurance, and they need to take more breathers
but as strength through individual moves goes, you don't really age as a climber

>nightwatchman the only wicket today (so far)
>smith and green both in 40s
>pitch slightly deader than yesterday but still good
Dare I say poised

>he's still shilling redditovic
we're a kyrgios general lad

>Green gets his fifty
>out next ball
Game on

Time for a bit of late afternoon Head

Don't see WI making 180 so game is pretty much over (I've not watched a ball of the game but assume it's another dire wicket for batting)

>>149623148
fat neek

my arse cries out for a ginormous knob

Smith is on 45(79), it’s not a bad wicket unless you’re comparing it to British Autobahns

redditovic shill with the reddit spacing
can't make it up

>irish bot still spamming cricket talk
fukin ell

>>149623148
um...no sweaty x

The black country is rightful Welsh clay

I believe we will see Greater Wales in our lifetime and if not then in our children’s lifetime

CYMU AM BYTH

a nice hatrick would go swimmingly well here for the West undies ngl tyvm

on yer bike sassanachs jog on back to flanders

brawd anwyl

>>149623457
https://youtu.be/_a83fSZR2Ag
bbbBBBAASED

>>149623513
Full independence for Cornwall

Steven Smith got a half cenno on my birthday

reminder if you plopped eithe me or zachy in any part of wales and asked us to follow the signs / talk to the locals to navigate to any destination we'd have the exact same chances. lmao about as welsh as haggis

>>149623565
>>149623503
lessgoo!
https://youtu.be/OTBlCpstHTg

>>149623584
Nice one mate

Bard you should watch these Australians playing spin

Head is slowly turning into the left handed Boonie

cric retirement in Sumatra, ya¿
https://youtu.be/nSKtlFyzbAg

yfo mate

Carlos Brathwaite is a natural commentator

>>149623924
>~30000 quid for the land and property
wew

>>149624084
I’d visit but living there no it’s too hot and possibly lacking amenities

grimdies always give you a bit of hope before pissing it all away

>>149624187
...yh..gotta have a different mindset innmit?

At the pub with basil
Reddit moment

>>149624228
this but england lolza

worst grimdies have lost this now

I respect any man who is strong enough to switch from pure rebellion to pure conformity at will

>>149623592
In neath they recognise me as one of their own
My heart remains in Swansea

No choccy

caught that one

Australia might be collapsing here. Kids are dancing all the Windies players are smiling

It’s also literally raining but play goes on

Back to a humble 18 for me today
Was batting in quite a bit of pain, think I cracked or bruised my rib last week and it hurt every time I swung the bat
Think the opening bowlers I faced were more like 2s standard too desu

Both umpires are holding umbrellas now it’s getting ridiculous

Reminder there is such thing as the girl next door
there is no such thing thing as the boy next door

I’ve had bruised ribs if it’s that it should feel more like someone is twisting a knife between them every time you breathe and you can’t walk standing straight. Can’t speak as to cracked haven’t had that

Honestly not a bad performance from Aussies here, Smudge does continue to show that he still got it

I still think they might need some changes in the Opening, Green needs to be given some time to get back in the groove, he looked good today

>>149625693
Probably just bruised desu, didn't hear a crack
Doesn't hurt too much in day-to-day life except when I'm sleeping on that side, but made batting quite painful

germany, at least, must surely cop one at this point
coward if you don't desu

Shamar is playing, but for how long? Wasnt he bound to get arrested at least for a while because of the Rape chargea?

>>149625733
I’d put Head at 3 and move Green to 5

>>149625761
I don’t know but you should go to the gp and get a urinalysis just incase

>>149625822
Can head play the new ball in Tests? Also Head at 5 has been a revelation and probably their best batter since 2022,doubt if Australia would changed that

Green has to somehow make that no. 3 spot his own

Or alternatively, how would moving Smudge to 3 and green to 4 work? Smith definitely has better chances of surviving the new ball then Green

but again, something you always want your best batter at 4

its complicated as of now

>>149625884
Don't really bother with medical care desu, think I've been to the doctor's once in the last decade

acb bans players for a year and perma bans players for ball tampering
saffas pat their negros on the head for taking drugs
windies lets their rapists open the bowling
India and now england produce shit tier pitches to favour their teams
australia hold their players accountable and that is why >we are the gold standard and dominate cricket

Some 14 year old Indian lad hit a ton off just 50 odd balls at New Road today

Wonder if he fancies a game for our T20 side

My own strike rate was an embarrassing 45 today
Hit a six and a couple of one-bounce fours but ultimately had to block out quite a few overs
Out snicking behind trying to carry on blocking

>>149625976
Smith works at 4 because he saves the day when things go awry, he could be a 3 but idk it's like why mess with something that's working which makes me also think might be better off leaving Head at 5 and Green will just have to sink or swim. We will need another opener when Khawaja retires, probably within 5yrs, whether that's one of the guys we already have or we find a new guy idk. Konstas isn't fully ready yet but he's ok

Bard really thinks he's intelligent but not seen any point of his that couldn't be found on reddit
One of the biggest intellectual frauds of all time
Would put his IQ at about 95

>>149626466
if theyre going to fuck around with green and konstas and with usman nearing the end of his career they should have given inglis, peake or even weibgen some experience opening. sink or swim

others would suggest that referring unironically to IQ is the true mark of a true pseud

the thing is bard does unironically refer to his IQ
but he's about as an interesting thinker as the shit I went for about 4 hours ago in the Selden arms

>>149626687
Inglis should be next as Usman’s replacement if not before then if Konstas doesn’t work out quickly. I think Konstas should be dropped for the third test but they’ll probably pick Marnus again.
Konstas really needed to get some runs and he’s had 4 innings, if he does stay for the 3rd he better average 40 and actually see off the new ball (that’s his job)

I have a tested (untested) IQ in the 152-154 range
You don't get 10 academic publications (390 citations) and an h-index of 10 without being some sort of intellectual heavyweight

>>149620647
applied for willow yet mate iykwim haha

ripper ball that

GONE
GOTTEM
FUCK OFF BACK TO BELL ST MACCAS CUNT

>>149626851
The weird thing with marnus is the team seems to perform better with him even when hes going shit
Agree with Inglis usmans an elegant reactionary type player when on song but unfortunately time slows those reactions and his times up
would really like to see Peake given a couple of games, hes only 18 but his technique is much more solid than konstas who has a bad habit of leaving the gate open to all deliveries at top of off, feel like his old boy being a bigwig at foxtel gave him the nod over better young players.

Israel flattening Gaza is basically white people bombing the shit out of brown people
It's essentially a throwback

Maybe Saudi Arabia would think about intervening, if only it weren't such a pathetic non-entity of a country

Can't think of a country in this mortal coil that is less worthy of respect than Saudi Arabia

>>149626626
what's your IQ then?

reckon loosebuschange wouldn't be shit with a cold ham cheese and tomato toastie in him

>>149627109
This 3rd test is the last test before the ashes. It’ll depend how this game ends too because if it’s a win it’ll be harder to drop anyone, if Windies somehow win which is still possible then drop Konstas for Marnus but then they’ll have to stick with that or whatever they go with for the ashes. It’s a bit late to bring anyone new in unless there’s some injury or scandal.
Best thing is to pick Konstas again and if he fails again then that’s it he can go back to shield and fight for the position through October/November.
All the limited games are going to fuck us for the first ashes test too, ideally we’d have another short series not a million t20 games

>>149627317
good points, agree with everything you say m8

>>149627153
Israel will nuke Riyadh and the Americans will cause internal shenanigans and a blockade. There’d have to be more than just the Saudis in a coalition and there’d probably be 100 million people killed. What could work is Pakistan join then you have MAD but probably India joins the USA-Israelis and then it’s going to be a massive global war to the death of the US Empire or Zionist/Hindu rule over vast territories of angry Muslims pick your poison

I just don't think my mum will ever be able to appreciate the Brainstar she has produced

>>149627264
at least 120
but on a good day 130
I am able to clench my brain

Here's the script:
Australia's tail grind out another 50 and then Grimdies collapse for 200

bizarre how india are even competitive with this c tier team
ashes and next bgt are going to be a fucking whitewash lol

>>149627317
3lolp

>>149627204
post nose

3lolp is a dire gimmick that dumbed down cric

0lolp

Didn't play any forceful front-foot cuts today
Tried a few but didn't connect with any

didnt ask, england are minnows and spazball is retarded. cant imagine how dire local cricket is kek

chips with curry sauce

Pitch was a minefield desu
Some would die and shoot right through, others would completely rear up off a length
I think that must be why none of my forceful front-foot cuts connected

got out to a spinner didn't you?

>>149628627
Nah opened up today so got to face two fairly decent seamers for once
Got out nicking behind to the lad who'd taken seven wickets the week before
If I'd have just lasted a couple overs more until the end of their spells I could have been in the runs, because all their other bowlers were shite
C'est la vie

This will help

nice of them to let the team mascot open

>>149628761
Swing is only possible for most bowlers at 84mph or above?
What an absolute crock of shit
Infographic disregarded

You are not the first person to be frustrated by a cricket match for what seems like an eternity, and you won’t be the last. It may seem the length of cricket games is strange at times, but it isn’t always the case. Compared to other sports such as soccer, I believe cricket matches last longer.

It may seem difficult to believe that a cricket match can last so long if you are not familiar with the sport. Even if it isn’t entirely accurate, we cannot deny that some kinds of cricket matches may last longer than soccer or rugby matches.

>>149626056
sleep it off fella, u will be shipshape in no tiem ngl x

>>149626948
aaahhhh..yh..nh..willow is a bit shit ngl x

umm..so west undies has a chance¿ didn't expect 7 down ngl

like it or not the worcs u19 3rd team selector knew his stuff when he rejected are bard from the trials

No word of a lie, some 80 year old geezer (one of their spectators) singled me out after the game, and said:

"Cricket is essentially a game of three core skills: bowling, batting, and fielding. Your fielding today was truly excellent. Unlucky with the batting"

Didn't even do that much in the field today desu

>>149628911
Already decided I'm having next week off
See how I feel the week after that

>>149628965
It was more like U14 I think
If I'd got as far as trials as an U19 player then I'd be a very good player

>>149628984
he must have been impressed with yer long barriers fella.no.doubt x

>>149629038
eyequeem† x

‡haha

>>149629038
I think you're right
Our juniors let through about 20-30 runs in boundaries AGAIN due to lack of long barriers
My team lost by 15 runs so it literally cost us the game (along with some dropped catches) (none by yours truly, obviously)

we've got such a low iq cretin in our village team these days lads. me and the other blokes constantly take the piss out of him to his face in subtle ways and it keeps going over his head.
today we even got old Gareth (one of the local punters) in on the joke and told him to go up and pass on an ironic compliment. we were all laughing from the pavilion kek

>>149628963
First over hattrick tomorrow morning game on

sick guy

>>149629126
god.bless.x

>>149629123
Well I thought Gareth was charming

What's the Anglo cope this time?

Aus A playing at the moment
should be batting in ~75mins
wonder if the selectors even bother watching

>>149632412
>a-applied for the provos yet mate

Did England decide not to play their best bowlers knowing the pitches they're preparing are trash?

Why even play this series then?

applied for indoor plumbing yet mate

Will England throw away a draw today kneeling at the altar of bazball?

>towards the presidents arse
>Eat my keys
>I need your feet more than you need them
what did he mean by this

Did you guys know the closest country to Sydney is France?

don't care
would only live in Perth even then ideally not

obviously not true anyway

>>149633807
what the fuck are you on about cunt

No opener in Test history with 2,500 runs has averaged less than Zak Crawley

>>149628984
>Your fielding today was truly excellent
Simply don't believe this took place
This just doesn't happen
''corr you're so ripped''' tier

>>149633873
He has to go

No word of a lie as such, but perhaps a schizophrenic delusion was involved

I've started working out again

>>149633903
by your logic we're England

been stuck on +55kg chin-ups for basically an eternity now
not sure its possible for me to break it without a calorific surplus but I don't want to add mass

Imagine watching the Wimbledon final on a Habitat Sofa you own, on a TV you own, inside a flat you sort of own

flat = rental property of any kind

Imagine watching the Wimbledon final on on a TV you own, sat on a Habitat sofa you own, inside a flat you sort of own

>>149633977
elaborate?
think the famous Australian IQ might be coming into play here

>>149633991
no more needs to be said

>>149633873
he might be wealthier but my grandfather is a better batsman

>>149633903
kinda mental france got away with the whole colonisation bad thing by saying their territories were an intrinsic part of france rather than overseas territories, which is even more coloniser-y than the british way of letting them self-govern at arms length

>>149633998
certainly does
''flat = rental property of any kind''

What does this mean
Can't quite work it out

>>149634012
if a landlord had a flat for sale and you purchased it, it would immediately cease to be a flat

mm
maybe that's what the word means in Australia, idk

>>149634017
a flat is a part of a building that has been split up into multiple homes
my flat is one of 16 in my building

what do you call another tenant in your rental property? a flatmate?
and if that property was a standalone structure?

>>149634046
housemate

Elon musks new political party has a really gay name
He's not even a yank he's saffer why is he such a brown noser

Had a vegan woman screaming at me in a restaurant saying meat is murder, I called over the waiter and asked for a side of bacon to go with my burger, the look of sheer rage on the woman's face was worth the extra cholesterol

itt: things that definitely happened

>>149634055
gay

meat is good for you
what's crazier is most vegans don't even supplement creatine. Alexander megos does because he's not a brainlet obviously

Alex G- June Guitar

pitchfork tier /mu/ slop is just objectively the best music
it's one of the only objective truths in this world

Your fielding today was truly excellent, and you are very ripped

Just went for a large West Indies batting line-up

>>149634153
>>149634184
GONE
GOTTEM
FUCK OFF BACK TO SAINSBURY'S CUNT

had a dire on wall sesh yesterday but toplogger claims one of the climbs I did was a V5
it was literally a v4 at best, more like hard v3

v6 is a complete fantasy at this point

swear I've seen these posts before

>>149634266
no chance
V6 is just way more of a step up than v4>v5 is, but I feel I am nearly there

>SAINSBURY'S
Still have absolutely no idea why they cancelled the coco di mama prosciutto and mozzarella sandwich
I make do with the Spicy Chicken Milanese & Mozzarella on, but it will just never be quite as good

in my flat going to bouldering walking home to my flat after bouldering

Quadeca-Monday is actually a really shit song
Just not in the same league as Cameron winter

>>149633882
I was reticent to share the anecdote for exactly this reason, it sounds dubious

But I promise you it happened

I think it was this particular spectator's thing that he would choose a few different players on the opposition side to praise for specific parts of their performance, because he said similar things to a couple of the other lads too

Probably an old private school tarq, because he was quite eloquent, very polite, and seemed to simply love cricket

>>149634317
the dream
it's close

life would be a lot easier if my dreams were that mundane

right so basically you think some old bender saw something in you
in your fielding
something that set you apart
he could tell by your throw to the wicketkeeper that the Worcestershire talent academy selectors did indeed make a mistake all along

good morning. india is not getting seven wickets

>>149634339
life's what you make it innit
not mundane to me at all

>>149634344
That's not quite what I said
I think he arrived at the game with the intention of picking out a few things on the opposition team to praise in the spirit of kindness, and my fielding was one of the things that made the cut
Don't really have a bullet arm thoughever, it's more to do with not letting anything hit near me through (largely through effective application of the long barrier and also some diving around)

>>149634374
I don't think people do that

there is no way bard would be able to play a Cameron winter song on guitar
his music is just too complex

>>149634389
It probably doesn't happen in Australia because you're all rude cunts, but here in the English countryside we have manners, grace, and decorum

>>149634397
You're probably right about that

>>149634424
No, I meant the long barrier

>>149634426
Unfortunately, people (juniors in particular) don't do the long barrier and consequently let the ball through their legs for 4 costing the team about 30 runs in the innings and - in the context of a 15-run loss - ultimately cost us the match

This is an aberration in time-honoured traditions of good cricketing practice, I don't understand it at all

>cricketing
*Tips fedora*

best thing ever
https://youtu.be/FpGS-Z8opqk

I know I could enjoy that if wanted
But frankly, I am not sure I have the energy left in me to make the effort to enjoy it

Will be watching the cricket today (Pears vs Northampton at 3pm)

https://www.johnlewis.com/john-lewis-marlow-150cm-hinged-wardrobe/pebble-grey/p3830721

Maybe this is the one

england vs new Zealand aka reddit: the series isn't on
so naturally he isn't interested

What is it like to go to a gay bathhouse? Im considering my options. There is a very famous one in my city. What is it like for a man who has never had sex with another man? If i get scared, will it be possible for me to simply enjoy the baths and maybe only witness the gay sex? I have been tempted by gay thoughts lately, and i am looking for a space to explore them

There was a time in my innings yesterday when I was on one run from 24 balls, in a limited overs match requiring 6.15 an over to win
Whoops

shan't be doing fuck all today

>>149634619
you're going straight to the source, you gotta start slow.
get a rub & tug
then get a gay incall
do that for a few months and then you can make the step up to the "bathhouse"

>>149634633
So you're gonna have a busy day?

>>149634641
busy doing fuck all

>>149634619
/cric/ likes Perth steamworks the best
friendly staff and the food is edible

nothing wrong with being gay imo

Cameron Winter is a poet

>you give off serial killer vibes
the 6 words that ended the kino /cric/ bromance. no idea why he took it so badly

https://www.johnlewis.com/john-lewis-elstra-150cm-wardrobe-mirrored-sliding-door/pebble-grey-mirror/p4313070

Maybe this one actually

"Mummy, I know you've just bought me a flat, but can I have another £700 please? I need to go to John Lewis and buy a wardrobe"

Need nice furniture
Time to get house proud

>will never conquer v6
>gets mummy to bankroll his property and everything inside
universal reconciliation indeed

can assure you I will climb 7a overhang
7a slab not sure I can be arsed

>>149634714
he can't even manage a non-asterisked v4 lmao
inb4 top logger cope

never heard of Cameron literally Who but he's probably not as good as Dua Lipa

don't be too hard on him
he's not the first british person to struggle with non-asterisked achievements

the gap in musical skill level between pooer lipa and Cameron Winter is pretty much incomprehensible

floods from texas have reached edgbaston

>>149634818
hopefully it kills zak crawley

'Radical Optimism'
'Future Nostalgia'

70iq

just good quality but not elite pop tracks to switch your brain off to and forget life for 3-4 minutes. simple as

desu I would like dua lipas music if she had 1 (just one) discernible melody..one solitary discernible melody
she's basically just discount rihanna

>>149634848
not even true im afraid

been through this and you already admitted to knowing 'one kiss' last time so stop larping total ignorance

rain really makes India's set total even funnier
they're so scared of baz

India should have declared as soon as Gill got his hundred

>>149634941
>"ya you're doing really well Subhuman mate, keep going"
-england players

line
and length

Live
Laugh
Love

>>149634894
that song doesn't even have a melody
and it's the one most likely to

all in all, dire music. The my bouldering session yesterday equivalent of music

>dua lipa talk
we're a swiftie general
https://youtu.be/HsQ0HzAU15w

Currently no rain at Birmingham

>bbc STILL banging on about floods in texas when they barely bother with most of them in this country

mental

the missus and I can't wait for the criggy to start!

It's raining here, the covers are on (my car because it's 23 years old and I protect it from bad conditions).

would rate my current chess ability as v1

>>149635125
WMAF, the patricians choice.

A Chinese girl invited me on a 2nd date in Liverpool but I didn't go haha

that may well have been a blunder
sacrificing my queen as it were

memeber that american guy with the BMW who shot all those ppl
yeah that single-handedly killed any attraction i had towards orientals
and now you can too!

you're not virginy enough to get good at chess
posted this truthnuke a few threads ago. idk if you saw it

>>149635222
im not putting one and two together sorry

>>149635253
Hello father

I'm excited to watch 4 hours of defensive shots whilst waiting for AUS v WI.

anyone got a stream from zim v SA?

>>149635266
we'll be bazzing it about to get the win

watching mothman prophecies :/

Edwin jeans fit stupidly large
bought a size 30 but they are more like size 34

Absolutely fucking lashing it down and pitch black at Edgbaston.

>>149635252
so true

>>149635275
>we'll
what position do you play mate

>England fans, I hope you’re proud of your cowardice. It’s raining at Edgbaston and the covers are on.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5VAFQgrdFE

it's pissing it down now apparently. why did subhuman bat so long?

Just got back from a month long holiday in the Philippines. How has the cricket been going?

playing chess

chess is for nerds

>>149635267
please respond

>>149635252
not sure about that
if you've seen certain man's photos from the clubs you'd know he associates with similar phenotypes

>>149635347
>to Mr Subhuman Gill I award 430 runs! HOWEVER

my dp on chess.com is Thomas Sankara

just played a lovely game
quite switched on and fast
some French neek got an absolute beat down

>>149635352
where's hikaru?

based z bullying 11 year olds just starting out

/cric/ ashes meet up this winter?

>>149635393
Yeah mate meet at Ginza after day 1 of the Sydney test

>>149635393
bell st maccas 6 months cunt

Porterhouse?

>>149635393
i reckon my Melbourne friend could put me up at his house if i went there for the fourth test, but traveling over christmas might be painful.

>>149635409
your kind can't use that

brit /cric/ could meet up in london
aus /cric/ could meet up wherever
and then we could set up a virtual call with everyone ha ha how much fun would that be

>>149635439
three layers of awkwardness yes well done
fucking hate "virtual parties"

we could split the difference and meet up in thailand and visit the hotel room that shane warne died in

make sure to give countysperg a trigger warning in case chadchy b decides to throw a bit of light banter at his little sensitive soul again

>>149635403
Isn’t Israel dropping bombs there?

>>149635446
remember when businesses were trying to do that shit during lockdown

>the city at the geographic halfway point from Australia to United Kingdom is Lhasa, China
uhhh yeah I'm thinking kino might be on the fucking menu lads

Pooterhouse can do one
/cric/ meet up at the Phoenix inn, York

>>149635479
my previous company did it every christmas AFTER the lockdowns because it had offices in Houston and London. really really awkward, it was just two groups staring at each other and if i was too bored with talking to the texans, it was not a done thing to simply turn to my side and talk to FLESH and BLOOD. just had to sit there awkwardly doing nothing.

>>149635494
your company gay

>>149617846 (OP)
Where was it?

cric meetup at my place
could use some farm hands ngl haha x

>>149635530
I think 4

rain rain keep stopping play
make jeets regret yesterday

just stick a roof on it

the only sportsmanliek thing to do is to shake hands and concede defeat. but stokes is a slimy rascal

business idea: start the fucking cricket at 9:30 every day so you don't lose overs for slow play, bad light or rain that isn't too prolonged

really strong smell of poo in here

>>149635558
they have that in Australia but never use the stadium

>>149635573
YWNBAW

>>149635483
>Lhasa
>>China
based imperialist englishman

I hate Ollie Pope

>In September 2018, the stadium was renamed Marvel Stadium after the stadium operators negotiated an eight-year deal with the Walt Disney Company, the parent company of Marvel Entertainment, to change the naming rights and install a Marvel retail store at the venue
ausredditia

i do not recognise the chinese taipei occupational government. dirty squatters

>>149635588
The amount of fucking corruption about that stadium is obscene, all to ensure the AFL gets as much money from it as possible.

looks like Texas out there better call it off to be safe

>women in the horse community there are a lot of secrets
.... are they fucking the horses?

holy fuck the jews are shilling this superman movie super hard, it's fucking everywhere.

umm .sorry
can't
horses
bye x

>>149635588
cringe
but they're going to change the name soon as it's almost 8 years
wonder what they'll call it next

Trying to plan a trip to India in October/November but can't seem to get too excited about it at the moment
Just doesn't seem to tickle my pickle in the same way as previous trips did
Maybe I'm just in a state of acute ennui

thanks for yfoing yourself. no need to return for the day mate (or ever)

>>149635653
they are turning superman jewish
Next reboot will have him growing up on a kibbutz in Kansas to Mr and Mrs Kentberg

k x

Currently musing upon the merits and dismerits of replacing Nepal with Dharamshala

think it might be more to do with bindia being a terrible choice for a travel destination (unless you enjoy the smell of others' poo)

no point travelling after the age of 27

>>149635676
have Rajasthan, Himachal Pradesh and Kerala on your itinerary fella
India sorted
simple as x

test

chess is actually elite

Chess
Golf
Poker

The trinity

we'll take a draw please mate

>>149635723
What's there to do / see in those places?

Current outline sketch is to fly to Delhi and then do typically Golden Triangle bullshit, then do some Himalayan trekking (ideally but not necessarily Nepal), then get down to Mumbai and make my way through Goa into Kochi for a flight back. Possibly integrating Sri Lanka into it somehow too, but only if time allows (which could be challenging as I'd have only 5 weeks)

>5 week holidays
why THE FUCK are the humble taxpayers zachy's mummying this shite when they get 2 weeks max for their own AL?

>>149635858
Kashmir
Ladakh
Goa
Jaisalmer
Kutch
Kanha/Pench/Nagarahole/Bandipur
Munnar
Varanasi

>>149635858
looks like you are already covering the places that I suggested, fella! so that already looks pretty good. sl is great if you can swing it ngl x

>>149635869
I get 25 days holiday per year, which is fairly standard
Not like I'm getting more than people in the private sector, I just take it all at once instead of spreading it across the year
This year I literally haven't been able to take holiday, because I'm in an operationally critical role and the only remaining member of my team (4 others have left and not been replaced, to save the humble taxpayer some money), so if I go off on my jollies then the system I work within (costing the taxpayer hundreds of millions per year) literally has to come to a stop

no offence but literally can't think of a bigger waste of time than traveling to india. indians love leaving it too.

>>149635916
correct

Chess
Snooker
Bouldering
Tennis
Cricket

The big 5

>>149635916
Not gonna go to Kashmir lad, it's a bloody warzone
What's the best things to see /do in the other places?
I need to get excited about potential experiences

>>149635949
umm..da dc sweaty, get on with the ground mopping. tabla x

Where can you get the best king prawn Dhansak in India?

>>149634312
all i know is i want to stick my prosciutto in a coco mama's mozarella sandwich iykwim haha

ooof
*first gen
get yer story sorted for the umpteenth time fella x

great, bard the tard is hijacking the cricket thread to make it all about his trip plans
go to /trv/, or maybe more appropriate for you, r/india you narcissistic neek

ACTIVATE THE CLOUDS MACHINE MR STARMER

SHALLN'T

raining again
expect the Indian flags to disappear very soon when they realise their team threw the game (and potentially the series) away

nah you've never been able to prove you are "first gen" and you have all the hallmarks of a mentally ill second generation smellygrant. your parents chose to leave a shithole to raise you in a developed country instead, and believe your parents somehow made a mistake. this is why your mind broke.

>>149635964

>Kashmir
Snowy mountains, meadows, glaciers
>Ladakh
high altitude desert
>Goa
beach and drugs
>Jaisalmer
sand dunes, desert
>Kutch
salt flats
>Kanha/Pench/Nagarahole/Bandipur
tigers
>Munnar
tropical hills, tea gardens
>Varanasi
Real India, poor people, hungry people

>>149636021
Innit

>It's definitely coming down again, from my TV pictures. Full covers being dragged into place again.
"500 lead? no it's not enough, I say we need 550, nay 600 runs with one day left!" - Subhuman G

>>149635676
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I'm getting this weird phenomenon where I literally can't read certain posts more than a few words before my brain switches off

anyone else getting this? only happens to certain posts like these

>>149635665
TikTok Stadium

based glammybros shilling big strong welshman for england

>>149636006
Once again, you have been doing something similar all morning, but are just getting irate because I've actually had a few replies, whereas nobody cares about the shit you spam

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I'll stop once the cricket starts, of course, but we need a bit of filler to keep the thread moving in the meantime

No cricket on, let's post hotties

nice tagging NEWFAG

spaccy "not really into cricket anymore" b just got absolutely btfo

>bard in charge of knowing how to quote on 4channel
embarrassed yourself there lad

>>149636111
wasn't me lad
but I suspect you know that anyway

he was denying him (You)s actually

Woah what's going on in here?

>people actually care about my blog posts
really weird post tho. Hope this is a ruse and you've done me like a kipper

conflict is very uncricketing
a cordial disagreement before swiftly moving on is more appropriate

>>149636132
>>149636137
System thinks the post is spam and doesn't allow you to post if you try to reply to so many posts
Plus I didn't want to give him the dopamine rush of all those (You)s

>>149636053
I'll do some further research into those fella, cheers for the recommendations

At GQ Heroes 2025, Stephen Graham pulled up in one of the coldest Adidas sneaker collabs ever

bard should be using this break to work on his cover of Grace by Jeff Buckley
it's seriously not as hard as he thinks but certainly need a few weeks' practice. end of the day he's just being lazy / cowardly - perhaps both

if you had to go to oasis or black sabbath what u would do

don't think I've ever seen certain man in a pair of decent shoes

>>149636212
oasis might be the better live experience
t. knows two people who are going to oasis concerts and both agree all their songs sound the same

>>149636212
black sabbath ofc

I could beat the shit out of every single one of you

Who is certain man?

>>149636198
You're right, I've got pretty lazy with guitar, barely play it at the moment
Unfortunately I've got a lot of freelance toil to do today, and I've allowed that to take priority
Playing cricket all day Saturdays and one evening per week also eats into time that I might have otherwise spent playing guitar

never got oasis, when I was a kid or now
just didn't seem that good to me

greggs@st pancras station
5 minutes, champ

Live Forever is better than anything Pavement ever did

why is everyone so angry today

>>149636242
oof

10 overs lost what a shame haha

(Trail) run looms
Was gonna do a 30km but not sure I'll have time for it before the Pears match starts, so might stick with my typical half marathon instead

it's a wet outfield out there, hope the batterspeoples make sure to check their shoes regularly so they aren't all slippery like

story status?

deeply disrespectful to make the players go out into that waterfall when 14 drowned children lie dead in texas

>What a turnaround... Edgbaston is bathed in sunshine
drawbros??....

they should be wearing black armbands

just peeped micksperg's cringe thread about fiji that he's now trying to turn into mini-/cric/

>>149636433
sounds incredibly dangerous for the batsmen
all that radiance glinting into their eyes off all the moisture on the pitch

there needs to be an eye specialist protocol out there

fresh bake
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>>149636472

I hate Josh Hazelwood and ashley Giles