if i visit these favelas, what shirt should i wear if i dont wanna get shot and stabbed?

Flamengo or Vasco shirts on Rio, Corinthians or São Paulo shirts on São Paulo.

>>149618867 (OP)
you wouldn't find many wallets to steal there bro

>>149618867 (OP)
shirt?

>>149619641
well evropa has been picked clean by now he needs a new field of operations

New VPN, chikaner?

>>149620446
wdym chikaner? i will be there in 3 weeks and this isn't exactly something i can research on Yelp

>>149618867 (OP)
Where do all these people throw their rubbish? Are there bin collections? Or a designated rubbish zone from where local authorities collect everything?

>>149620664
Usually the latter.

>>149618867 (OP)
I live in less than 100 miles of picrel and wouldn’t go there for any reason. What kind of allure draws strangers to these slums? Instawhoring bucketlist?

>>149622493
>less than 100 miles
That's a lot.

>>149620664
>local authorities

>>149618867 (OP)
just wear your normal attire and they will instantly recognize you as one of their own

>>149622493
>What kind of allure draws strangers to these slums? Instawhoring bucketlist?
yea selfies and whatnot
also enjoying the local cuisine

>>149622540
nigel (mahmud) havent heard about ordem e progresso

>>149622697
>also enjoying the local cuisine
then go to a churrascaria/local cuisine restaurant or something (there are many of them and they are superb), believe or not you wouldn't find sovlfvl food in a favela, simply because they're poor, they don't have access to a good quality of ingredients, and 98% have a poor diet based on industrialized canned or instant food

>>149620500
Why would anyone go to Rio is beyond me, especially a yuropean

>>149618867 (OP)
Flamengo in Rio, Palmeiras in São Paulo

>>149628527
chill bro i'm not conquering your land

id be more concerned about the police in favelas than regular people

>>149630107
ok george floyd

>>149618867 (OP)
Serious answer for OP since everyone else is sperging out:
1. No football jerseys unless you know the EXACT neighborhood allegiance
2. Wear whatever poor Brazilians wear: basic tshirt/jeans/sandals
3. Zero visible jewelry/wallets/phones
4. Learn "não sou polícia" just in case
5. Stay as white as possible. Seriously, fake tourists get left alone more often

>>149618867 (OP)
just ask them where the banheirão is

>>149630041
chill bro they won't even notice you gypsy

>>149630682
at my height and build i think they might

>>149622493
Lmao this. You avoid this places. Why gringos like it so much? My theory its kind of a safari to them, same vibe

>>149622493
That MW2 map was kino

>>149618867 (OP)
flamengo
>>149622697
there's no favela-specific cuisine at all
just don't go to the favelas, it's not worth the risk. poor people really aren't that interesting.
t. a favela dweller

>>149620062
There is free copper wire in every Brazilian shower.
Favela trip for some, El Dorado conquest for Esmeraldu.

>>149631305
uma delicia

>>149630506
good advice
>4. Learn "não sou polícia" just in case
imagine gringo being questioned by the drug dealers and he says that, i think the guys would let him go in a instant.

i remember a jap that went to the news here because of favela turism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vn1JKsVBV5I
i couldnt find his channel or original videi but look he is having fun with the drug dealers

>>149639474
found the original kek give a watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz77Xi4a5FA

>>149628527
Bundas

The problem with football jerseys in favelas is that in some cases they are associated with gang stuff. In areas controlled by the TCP (Third Commando Pure) you cant go with a Flamengo jersey. It has nothing to do with Flamengo per se, but in gang culture, Flamengo jerseys refer to CV (Red Commando).
It goes for this in other favelas. In Bahia, EC Bahia jerseys refers to BDM (Tram of the Crazy), while EC Vitória refers to Katiara (non translatable).
Just the football club per se is fine, the problem is the gang thing.

>>149640495
I live in a TCP area and that's absolutely not true at least here

>>149618867 (OP)
River Plate should do just nicely.

>>149631145
!!! My fav

>>149639667
looks fun

>>149618867 (OP)

just go shirtless like every Brazilian does 24/7. they only put on the football jersey for weddings and funerals.

>>149628527
>huuuurrrr purque gringu vai pro riu de jarnero e nao pra santa cutarina??!?!?!
Você é retardado por acaso
Tu vai pro estados unidos pra ir pra california ou pra um fim de mundo qualquer na carolina do norte
>>149640495
I dont think thats necessarily true and even if it was i highly doubt hes going to any of the actual dangerous favelas

I went to that slum #13 in Medellin, it's a tourist attraction nowadays but completely incomprehensible to me that people live in such a situation.

>>149651542
very fun innit?
>>149652463
its not like they have a choice and damn that look like your average favela in rio, cariocas need more innovation, they are starting to copy-paste their favelas out there.

>>149652134
>the actual dangerous favelas
how could one possibly tell if it's a favela or a 'actually dangerous favela'

kek this is where thirdies go from "nooo we're safe actually o algo" to "NOOOO ITS DANGEROUS DONT COME HERE (and fuck our women because they go crazy for foreigners)"
kek

My experience with Brazilians is like this as a white American for the last 5 months:

White ones/light skinned pardos: basically suck your dick for showing up to Brazil. Some of the girls acted as my personal chauffeur and showed me around their cities and let me fuck them at their place too. They even let me stay for a week or two. The guys act like you're the most interesting thing to show up if you're an English speaker and some give me personal tours of Rio and free drinks.

>>149619641
Exchange student sort of deal I reckon. Learning new techniques.

>>149652861
most favelas are dangerous to outsiders if you come alone, without a local
any favela where there's a conflict for its control is too dangerous to go. these are mainly away from touristan so you won't actually need to care
if you really want to see poor people stick to the touristy favelas in the southern zone of the city.

>>149618867 (OP)
Get some favela bunda

>>149652926
>white American

>>149653198
when i was in rio to visit an aunt, we were advised to never left/enter the communities without being accompanied by some local, i just assume thats the case for all favelas because i never heard of a "safe" favela before, are they a thing? usually they are dominated by drug dealers.
>>149653262
chikaner american

>>149619641
kek

>>149630506
this, also if you're in Rio make sure to always say that you support PCC, if you're in São Paulo, tell you're from CV

I see we have some BR anons itt. I work with a Brazillian. Super nice guy, his whole family is nice actually. So I don't want to ask him this question, but if I go to Brazil, where is it safe for a retarded Canadian to go? What are the signs that I might be in danger in Brazil?

>>149653438
Nowadays I'd say every favela is dangerous, but some are outright deadly if you enter without a local. In some favelas you will only get some glares and will only be targeted if you do stupid shit, but there's not a list of these and things can rapidly change if the local traffic chief changes.
Some places that are not favelas that used to be safe have become dominated by organized crime in recent years, so I'd say the city as a whole is a lot less safe than before. Even as a local I'm not comfortable at all going to some places that I wouldn't have thought much about just some years ago.
That said it's more of a threat of violence than actual violence for some places. But living in fear sucks.

>>149618867 (OP)
Just act as you do daily, Pajeeteanu

>>149653531
You need to go with a local for a proper sense of each situation but Rio is def worth it.

>>149653875
i visited back in 2017 and if i remember correctly inside of the community was ok, i felt safe there and only the territorial limits were somehow caotic and looked dangerous full of armed drug dealers, they told me armed conflicts were rare but not unlikely to happen, outside of the community the city was a total dump and felt super dangerous (the way to the bus terminal was particularly grim).
i do agree with you, it is more of a fear of violence than actual violence since people go on with their lives everyday and you know what they say, to live is to fight, so i feel bad to hear it got worse, hope you can keep fighting.

>>149618867 (OP)
if only the world weren't so gay and you could carpet bombs those places into oblivion.
>but muh genocide
don't care. even if I lived there I would sacrifice myself for the greater good

Every single country of LATAM needs their own version of Bukele ASAP

>>149653531
If in Rio, the south zone, where all tourists stay, is fine to be alone, though that doesn't mean it's completely safe. You should be aware of your surroundings because tourists are scammers and pickpockets' favourite prey. There's also armed robbery, but it's worse at night. Avoid using public transportation, Uber is everywhere. The city center is nice but full of thieves. Barra da Tijuca is an upscale neighborhood on the western part of the city that's also generally safe.
Avoid being alone at night. If you want to go the north or the western zones of the city, only go with a local. Avoid favelas at all cost, it's not worth it even if you have a tour guide.
Rio is beautiful despite all this, but some of the cities nearby Rio are top tier and a lot safer (though still exercise caution).
Anywhere else in Brazil, idk. I've never left Rio for more than a week.
>>149654394
Yeah inside of the favelas you're generally safe, the drug traffickers generally don't like when theft happens inside of the communities. If you manage to get recognized by the locals you're pretty much safe to do anything, even walk around with your phone out which is practically unheard of elsewhere in the city.
I'd say there's still some nice neighbourhoods but yeah most of them are unsafe due to robberies. Still I hope things get better. Getting people out of the favelas should be top priority, no one deserves to live in those conditions. I think things could be slowly getting better since many young people are leaving the favelas for government housing. At least in the place where I live it's now mostly older people around.

>>149653262
Let's go Bosnia you will do good!!

>>149654934
>walk around with your phone out which is practically unheard of elsewhere in the city.
Damn

>>149620664
mate... imagine the worst area in Birmingham. now imagine the worst area in that area.

got it?

that would be considered middle class in Brazil.

favelas are like a different reality. just subhumans that deserve nothing but genocide.

>>149655274
I mean you can walk around with your phone elsewhere, you're just easy prey for any random thief passing through

>>149654934
How is the wifi in the favelas? Any vegan food places?

>>149630427
https://youtu.be/RiNHpol9L80

>>149656338
>wifi
Brazil doesn't really have a lot of public wifi. Favelas used to have the same providers as the rest of the city but in recent years organized crime has realized that it's a profitable business and so now they run the internet services in many favelas (but not all). Really dunno how the situation is in the touristy favelas, maybe there's more WiFi available. I only use mobile data.
>vegan food places
In the touristy favelas? For sure

>>149619641
Spbp

>>149652955

>>149619641

kek

>>149652955

Let's get down let's get down to business give you one more night one more night to get this we've had a million million nights just like this so let's get down let's get down to business mama please don't worry 'bout me cause I'm about to let my heart speak my friends keep telling me to leave this so let's get down let's get down to business

https://youtu.be/nCg3ufihKyU?si=0S_rr8qZ0-xO4OK0

>>149668967
>>149669070
Joke's on you, I enjoy the little nigglet getting his legs broken.

>>149669279
Will this be good for the Germany National Team for the 2026 World Cup?

>>149669305
Hopefully not? Crashing out with a GD of 0:10 would be funnier with Monchichi on the team though.

>>149618867 (OP)
where do they shit

>>149630738
hues arent that tall bro

>>149669305
he's so much german as rooney is brazilian

>>149620664
>>149672884
in those blue containers on top of the buildings along with every other waste. then they let it ferment for a few weeks and they recycle it all.