Why 11 Ronaldos Would Dominate Any Clone Team, Especially Messi's Midgets - /sp/ (#149662447) [Archived: 544 hours ago]

Anonymous Portugal
7/7/2025, 4:24:09 PM No.149662447
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Lets settle this GOAT debate once and for all. It's clear to me the best player at FOOTBALL should be the one that if cloned would make the best overall 11 side team.
And a team of 11 Cristianos would absolutely wreck any other clone team, especially those twig-armed Messi clones.

> Physicality
> Prime Ronaldoโ€™s clones are built like Greek godsโ€”6โ€™2โ€, fast, agile, strong. Theyโ€™d bully Messiโ€™s 5โ€™7โ€ midgets off the ball like itโ€™s a playground fight. Good luck getting past that wall of chads.

> Versatility
> Ronaldo can play striker, winger, even goalie if he felt like it. 11 of him could flex into any position like a Swiss army knife on roids. Messi clones would be lost without their tiki-taka daycare system.

> Mentality and Clutch Factor
> Do I need to say anything?

Imagine it: 11 Ronaldos sprinting, pressing, and smashing 30-yard screamers while Messiโ€™s clones pass in circles and beg for free kicks. Itโ€™s a slaughter.
Go ahead and try to name a clone team that could touch the Ronaldo legion. You can't.
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Anonymous Argentina
7/7/2025, 4:28:45 PM No.149662529
Delete that shit you fucking goof
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/7/2025, 4:30:30 PM No.149662557
>>149662447 (OP)
they would never pass to each other
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Anonymous Brazil
7/7/2025, 4:34:32 PM No.149662632
>the guy whose only quality was tapping

Rooney and Seedorf are probably the best answer for this
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Anonymous Egypt
7/7/2025, 4:36:23 PM No.149662659
For me, it's 11 Beckenbauers
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Anonymous Brazil
7/7/2025, 4:41:03 PM No.149662723
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Let's get down let's get down to business give you one more night one more night to get this we've had a million million nights just like this so let's get down let's get down to business mama please don't worry 'bout me cause I'm about to let my heart speak my friends keep telling me to leave this so let's get down let's get down to business
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Anonymous United States
7/7/2025, 4:41:32 PM No.149662735
>>149662447 (OP)
>It's clear to me the best player at FOOTBALL should be the one that if cloned would make the best overall 11 side team.
Weird premise even for a bait thread, but bypassing that to try and examine the idea for a moment, taking someone who is a one dimensional goal scorer over anyone who actually has defending and build up in their regular duties seems a bit insane.
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Anonymous United Kingdom
7/7/2025, 4:42:02 PM No.149662745
>>149662447 (OP)
I don't play vidya anymore because I'm not 18 but that isn't really a very good likeness for Ronaldo, doesn't look much better than ps2 stuff. are modern graphics really that shit?
Anonymous Brazil
7/7/2025, 4:42:06 PM No.149662748
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>>149662723
Anonymous Canada
7/7/2025, 4:42:08 PM No.149662749
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>>149662447 (OP)
Messi woudn't be able to stop himself from assisting GODnaldo
Anonymous Romania
7/7/2025, 4:43:30 PM No.149662770
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>>149662447 (OP)
>all 10 would wait in penalty area
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Anonymous Indonesia
7/7/2025, 4:51:44 PM No.149662899
>>149662447 (OP)
This sounds like something you can settle in PES.
Anonymous Argentina
7/7/2025, 4:56:48 PM No.149662981
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>>149662770
Penaldos will fight each other to take the penalty, clearly worst team ever.
Pessy team are a bunch of autist midgets.
I prefer my Meymar dream team
Anonymous Poland
7/7/2025, 5:01:15 PM No.149663059
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Team of Neymars beats team of Pendus 10/10 times
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Anonymous United Kingdom
7/7/2025, 5:02:11 PM No.149663078
>>149662447 (OP)
gk ronaldo would try to score
Anonymous Georgia
7/7/2025, 5:24:47 PM No.149663332
>>149662447 (OP)
11 Jorge Campos' would mog them
Anonymous Poland
7/7/2025, 5:38:42 PM No.149663544
>>149662447 (OP)
the american fm midget already tested this
>www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHJx47LM1F4
Anonymous Slovenia
7/7/2025, 5:45:55 PM No.149663652
>>149662447 (OP)
Truthnuke, but under 6 foot /sp/niggas will cope and sneed about it
Anonymous Portugal
7/7/2025, 6:43:21 PM No.149664459
>>149662557
>>149662632
>>149662770


Thread up for 2 hours and the only counters are:
>le selfish
>le tap in merchant

The man with the most assists in ucl history is selfish and a tap in merchant. The man that is 9th in most assists ever.
We are talking prime, and at his prime he was an all around player with insane dribbling, assisting, vision, shooting, endurance, speed, physicallity, the likes of which no other player ever in the history of this sport can match, sure they might match one or 2 aspects but to be this well rounded and excellent in every department is unmatched.
Any actual astute counter arguments?
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Anonymous Portugal
7/7/2025, 6:50:09 PM No.149664532
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>>149662735

How is it a weird premise?
They are playing football, it shouldn't matter how well they do in one specific position in a specific team, but how well they would do anywhere, how much would they contribute to any one team's success on average?
To find this out you just simply make the entire team 11 clones of the same player and have them go against each other. Hopefully we'll unlock this technology in the future so the pessi fans can be silenced once and for all.

>One dimensional goal scorer
Are you a zoomer, and didn't catch any games pre-2014? See >>149664459

Captcha:
YGOAT
even the 4chin algo knows
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Anonymous Romania
7/7/2025, 6:50:16 PM No.149664535
>>149664459
thanks for the reply gruk, but messi is better
>The man that is 9th in most assists ever
messi is 2nd lmao
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Anonymous Portugal
7/7/2025, 7:02:31 PM No.149664654
>>149664535
good job missing the point gypsy
Am I denying Messi is a great dribbler, passer, shooter? No, he's probably best ever at some of these.
But let's talk about physicallity, endurance, mentality, leadership, pace, do you want to talk about those? Put Messi in centerback, or left back and lets see how he fares
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Anonymous Romania
7/7/2025, 7:04:23 PM No.149664685
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>>149664654
i'm sorry your goat lost
Anonymous Brazil
7/7/2025, 7:09:30 PM No.149664730
>>149664459
Maybe you should use your slick brain to try and comprehend why people say that about him so often instead of sucking his imaginary cock dry at every moment
Anonymous Brazil
7/7/2025, 7:10:45 PM No.149664744
>>149664459
>The man with the most assists in ucl history is selfish and a tap in merchant. The man that is 9th in most assists ever.
He is also one of the players that have played the most number of games, now compare per match, or even better, per 90, which are faggot statistics indeed, but are less retarded than simply saying >urdur this player with 1000 games has more goal than this boomer that played 20 matches in the 1800s therefore he da goat!!!111
Anonymous Canada
7/7/2025, 7:11:36 PM No.149664753
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>>149663059
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/7/2025, 7:16:57 PM No.149664810
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>>149664654
*blocks you're path*
Anonymous Poland
7/7/2025, 8:43:59 PM No.149665931
>>149664532
>YGDAT
Anonymous Philippines
7/7/2025, 9:29:34 PM No.149666687
11 Maldini's would be wild
Anonymous Germany
7/7/2025, 9:36:34 PM No.149666800
>>149662659
11 Beckenbauers (assuming they get modern training etc) would definitely be up there
Anonymous France
7/7/2025, 10:14:51 PM No.149667456
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For me it's 11 Giroud
Anonymous Romania
7/7/2025, 10:37:28 PM No.149667769
>>149663059
neymar started in 6 games for al hilal
you are mentally ill
Anonymous Ireland
7/7/2025, 10:49:19 PM No.149667963
>>149662447 (OP)
This made me laugh out loud