You have to coach this team, what do?

>>149678181 (OP)
I'll replace Stam with Materazzi.
And I would be champion because the team is good.

Tell Mario to not get carded.

>>149678181 (OP)
mandatory pre game weed sessions

>>149678181 (OP)
Coach like normal? There are like two actual tough guys in that photo, the rest are a bunch of loud pussies

>>149678181 (OP)
Bench Balotelli and Godín

>>149678181 (OP)
Was Godin that notorious? Okay, I guess he played for Atletico and is from Uruguay ... but I don't recall hearing as much about him as about Pepe or Ramos or Gattuso and the others

Keane and Zlatan are the biggest fake tough guys. Literally WWE level character playing. Worked at making them popular though.

>>149679537
In Zlatan's case, everyone knows. He was so over the top, it just worked. Keane on the other hand is taken for real by most

>>149678181 (OP)
>put laxative in most of the meals offered by the club's catering
>hide evidence in the lockers of the three most detestable cunts of the squad
>watch chaos unfold