What's he thinking right now?

>>149700603 (OP)
>sacrebleu!

I did it, i'm finally the KWABOTY

Sheeeeeeit

Locker room cancer

>>149700603 (OP)
...

>god I wish I was rimming a tranny instead

>>149700714
still Tone

>>149700869
the only Tone i know is a waste management consultant
and he's no kwab

>>149700603 (OP)
>je m'en fous, you still owe me le 50 million yuros oui

>she peaked in azkaban

My boy mbrapz just needs more time adapt....

trannies

>>149700714
Kek'd

>>149700603 (OP)
>I should have stayed in the bathroom shitting my guts out for a few more weeks

>>149700603 (OP)
contacting shamans to dispel his curse as we speak

>>149700603 (OP)
>Finally vacations. I can now rewatch Onimai again in peace.

>>149700603 (OP)
>IT SHOULD'VE BEEN MEEEEEE

>god i wish i was getting railed in the ass by a biological male rn

>>149701693
sounds pretty based

>>149700685
Neymar is fatter than this now

>BIX NOOOOD NIGGA WADEFUK HAPPNIN BITCH DEM CRACKA ASS BITCHES PLAYED ME LORD HAVE MERCY AYYYY

Futbol is a team sport

>>149700603 (OP)
Talent wise, he was the best player on the pitch today, but you wouldn't know, because the guy refuses to play modern football. He has only ever been good playing counter attack football alongside a big 9 who can play with his back to the goal. Really pathetic. No one in PSG is as good as him, not even Dembele, yet they play far better without him. Luis Enrique even humiliated him in that interview. And the guy still didn't try to prove something. Still the same Mbappe walking on the pitch waiting for a fast transition to score a solo goal.

>>149701988
Mbappe is a one-trick pony. Hes not that talented. Hes got amazing speed and acceleration and a hard af shot. There are many players who can dribble as well or better (ous, kwaradinna to name 2) but barely anyone has that amazing acceleration and control of the ball while doing it. Thats it. He constantly runs into opponents, wastes posession, doesnt set up goals, doesnt track back nor properly press. His only talents are speed and his shot, which is a lethal combination, but the rest sucks. He lacks CR7's grit and clutchness to make up for not doing anything but collect scorerpoints.

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>mbappe leaves PSG, they become better
>he joins Real, they become worse
say it ain't so! SURELY this is just coincidence right? RIGHT????

>>149701867
He's gone through 3 pregnancies, give him some grace

>>149702119
But he does have the talent to be the best player in the world right now, although that's mostly because the competition is very lackluster at the moment. The main issue is his attitude. There's no reason why he can't press or be more associative. He just doesn't want to.

>>149702514
he doesn't even have the talent to be the best player on a mid table premier league team

>>149700714
*le kwaboty

>>149700603 (OP)
>Huuuugh, ShellShock!

>>149702514
He's legit shit

>>149700685
I didn't know Vince Neil played for psg

"i NEED troon bussy tonight'