Met one of these lads at work today. What’s the best way to banter them?

u can't they won everything and never been relegated

>>149715471 (OP)
Say that Sport Recife was the champion in 87 or that Flamengo is the son of Fluminense because it was created by people who left Fluminense.

SporTV won 87

>thing that happened before colour tv
Ok but it’s not some old boomer please understand we are only accepting the young virile Brazilians. I will try talking up Fluminese and pretend to get the two clubs confused as though it’s the one same club.

Anything about the class of supporters, is it the drug dealer team or something like that?

>>149715552
yeah, poorfag poc club

>>149715552
say there are cops here or something

>>149715569
nice, bit tricky to bring this up without making an enemy though
>haha you are poor and black that’s why you support flamengo you economic migrant
I’ll figure something out

>>149715581
this I can work with

Keep em coming boys this is g

good shit

>>149715471 (OP)
No you fucking didn't Uberinho

>>149715471 (OP)
Jews

>>149715607
kek, yeah that will work if you want him to hate you
You could say something like "festa na favela" when flamengo loses which flamengo fans themselves say when they win

>>149716692
I really did and I’m not Uberinho
>>149716860
writing this down to memorise

E PRA VOCÊ, FLAMENGUISTA, ME ESCUTA:
MULAMBO IMUNDOOOOO
FILHO DA PUTAAAAAA
>>149716860
You almost got it right.
https://youtu.be/I4FUXgtYA7M?feature=shared

>>149715471 (OP)

say the biggest club in brazil is sao paulo and they are just second best

>>149719254
I’m not saying that, I already know São Paulo is the gays club and I’m not that way inclined don’t want to put out the wrong kind of vibes

call him a mono

>>149715471 (OP)
Irish asking how to banter, sad times

>>149717900

>>149719254
São Paulo is shit

>>149715607
Cheirinho

>>149715471 (OP)
ask him about Deyverson aka Flamengo's father

ask him about the 2019 fire that killed 10 kids
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flamengo_training_ground_fire