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What happens if he unironically wins 2026?

>>149779162 (OP)
Pissifags commit mass suicide

>>149779162 (OP)
who's that

>>149779162 (OP)
Him receiving the trophy from Trump becomes the most seethed over photo in plebbits history

>>149779162 (OP)
we wake up

>>149779162 (OP)
Mass suicides in India and south america

>>149779162 (OP)
>If he is 100% carried
Ronaldo fans try really hard to push him above messi but fail
>if he scores a few goals, even if pks
4chan finally creates a board for "soccer", instagram becomes unusable

>>149779162 (OP)

What will unironically happen:

>Mods will ban the word TSU the same way they ban "onions" and "desu"
>/sp/ will become unusable for at least a week if not a month
>Metrosexual brown rape rates will skyrocket
>Trump will use this + Olympics to somehow try to get a third term (bread and circuses)
>Cristiano will eventually run for president of Portugal/UEFA/FIFA after his retirement and will win
>Diogo Jota will become football's greatest ever martyr, they will make monuments of him all throughout Portugal
>If he also reaches the thousand goal mark that same year, he will finally mog Messi and the GOAT debate will be forever settled
>Twain will facedox
>Cristiano will finally either get married to Georgina (he will propose during the cup ceremony) or come out as gay/bi/whatever
>He will finally stop having his chip on his shoulder regarding Messi and they'll be seen more often, reminiscing about the "good old days" a la Maradona and Pelé but friendlier and with less trannies and coke

>>149781222
Ronaldo
>1 thousand* goals
>1* world cup
>5 ballon d'or
>1 euro
>5 UCL
>3 EPL
>2 La Liga
>2 Calcio
>2 nations league
Messi
>~9 hundred* goals
>1 world cup
>8 ballon d'or
>2 copa america
>4 UCL
>0 EPL
>10 La Liga
>2 Liga 1
if ronaldo gets a world cup, unironically, you will get decades if not centuries of "Ronaldo vs Messi". Currently Messi is way up there because one only world cup. Tuga National Team looks strong and carrying Ronaldo will put them both at the same level even tho I'd rate Ronaldo over Messi

>>149779210
Kaedehara Kazuha

>>149779162 (OP)
>Cristiano can't high pressing so Portugal have to 10 vs 11 in the entire tourney
I had high hopes for Portugal, then their players got curbstomped by ngubus yesterday.
What happens if he unironically loses in 2026? Try again in 2030?

>>149779162 (OP)
I completely forgot he played for Juve

>>149779162 (OP)
The usual suspects will shitfling at each other about which win was more impressive (solves LITERALLY nothing)

>>149782577
why do you think they stopped winning the league?

>>149779162 (OP)
You just know that if he bottled again, everyone would 100% blame him for stealing the spot of younger players.

Why cant he like Lewandhowski for Barca - finisher expert?

>>149779162 (OP)
The Ganges becomes a river of spunk

>>149781279
If Ronaldo wins the WC he's get another Ballon d'or so you can add 6*

>>149779284
Stop thinking about reddit all day

>>149779162 (OP)
same thing as when he won 3 CL in a row as top scorer: brown messi fans will claim international trophies are irrelevant

>>149779162 (OP)
Not gonna happen, unless there's a prison World Cup we don't know about. Even if he could play in America, and you assume he's not going to be absolute dogshite like in his last World Cup and his last Euro, he'd only manage it if Portugal somehow turbo carries him, and therefore Messi fans will always claim he was nowhere near Messi's performance who won the tournament as MVP (which would be inevitably true).

>>149779162 (OP)
>What happens if
We make fun of inferior thirdies

>>149796697
Penaldo is an inferior thirdie, you retard. He was born in Africa an is unironically part swarthy gypsy.

>>149779162 (OP)
Surpasses Pessi

>>149779162 (OP)
imagine losing your coinflip to pic related

>>149796570
Why? Penaldofags like yourself have already shown it's perfectly possible to put your head in the sand and deny reality by claiming legitimate titles are rigged, I'm sure Pessifags could try the same if they couldn't cope with a Ronaldo win.

>>149779162 (OP)
>2026 Ronaldo

Yeah, this guy is going to really show up in the next World Cup. Six time is the charm.

>>149796688
>>149796703
haven't seen this thirdie dog in a while
his style of seething is very unique

>>149798743

>>149796703
You live in Honduras

>>149807531
>>149807551
You're Indian

>>149798743
Don’t look up messi’s WC stats before 2022

>>149809344
>ignore a whole world cup because reasons
Messi was on 2 world cups by far the best player. Penaldo on the other hand not even on 1 nations league or how this meme cup is named

>>149809841
Lol lmao, he was shit in 2014
2022 5 pen rigged cup is a meme

>>149809344
>Don’t look up messi’s WC stats before 2022
why?

>>149810116
>he was shit in 2014
Lol lmao. Who was better? Only player that came close was James Rodriguez
>le rigged penalty meme
Reminder that Messi scored clutch in final over time (non penalty) while France got 2 penalties in a WC final game, one being reffball (handball from french player after corner)

>>149810328
>only player that came close was james rodriguez
it was good but it doesnt hold a candle to picrel

>>149810328
Argentina was awarded 6 pens in 7 games. Even Lithuania would be expected to win the WC with that much help.

>>149779162 (OP)
I so much hope this happens but sadly America won’t have their MLS showpiece get embarrassed like that. Remember that Messi was a PSG employee during the Qatar tournament.

>>149809841
Robben was better in 14
Hazard in 18 Mbappe 22

>>149811235
They were 5 pens in 7 games also most of them were legit we also got like 3 goals disallowed and 2 penalties againts us since it is was full rigged why would they didnt just do it full like with Korea and other than with Arabia >we were the best in the tournament

>>149779162 (OP)
Imagine being so desperate for Misstiano Penaldo to still be relevant you invent fictional scenarios in your head to celebrate happening…and then call other people mad. I don’t think you can get more delusional. Seek help. Perhaps Ronaldo can do an advertisement for a mental health facility and chikaner/twain will go check in to show support.

>>149811235
France got 2 penalties in the final alone. Including a bogus one after a french handball.

>>149779162 (OP)
Thirdworlder brownoids keep spamming about this stupid "rivalry" for another 10 years.
So nothing changes.