>>149781090 (OP) >Eurohomo #1: Ach ja! Ze grass iz ze not good enough and ze sun ist awful! >Eurohomo #2: Sacrebleu! You Americain did not water the field enough, it is causing our Africain slave-err pardon monsieur I meant our French players to decrease their performance by 4% We cannot play le futbol like dis! Ce n'est pas possible! >Eurohomo #1: Ja ja! Mein gott our Europameister vill not play at optimum level! Ze temperatur must be within 0.1 degrees Celsissies or else ve vill wilt under ze sonne! >Eurohomo #2: We don't care about your club coupe du monde! I'm going back to my maison in Qatar! My billion euro squad of jouers africains will not tolerate zis! >*Eurohomo #1 and #2 then leave and proceed to tongue kiss each other like flaming fucking faggot fairies*