Last day of the third test @ Lord's

ENGLAND 387. & 192.
v INDIA 387. & 58/4.

India need 135 runs to with 6 wickets remaining.

None of these retards can play spin in a FC setting, they're so used to just slogging the likes of Radish, Zampa and Parkinson in meme20 that when a proper spinner comes along they literally have no idea.

YFO

>proper spinner
they aren't playing against any proper spinners though, they just don't understand in test cricket day 4/5 cricket you need to play more smartly rather than slogging everything

fucking hate tebbit test failures. go back to your own country you stinking wogs.

Today, England fans will realise why Rahul Dravid is KL Rahul's favourite batsman

Did a proper spinner on your mum’s chest last night

They call me the inseminator

PVO (peewee vermin out)

>>149782557 (OP)
you are just being obtuse now you absolute fuckwit

>>149782634
Quick draw
Nice timing lad

Ideal scenario of the next 24hr of criccy
>India 9 down with 20 runs to get, just before I got to bed -- who wins? Simply don't care
>Windows 5 down with 80 runs to get when I wake up in the morning -- who wins? Simply don't care

You've got another thread m8 just post in there to talk about the Jamaica Test and in here to post about the Lord's one.

Can they just accept that Woakes is cooked and retire him now?

>split threads along racial lines
ashes started early lads

Not sure how the Windies top order will hold up if they can't bowl Australia out in the first hour
It will put the Windies battersmen in a tricky position

>>149782694
Nah, Zachy is just trying to split the threads because he hates cricket and split threads would spell the end of /cric/ for good

can't believe pozzies got worked into such a seethe over something as small as not having their test mentioned that they did a peewee move and thread split
meanwhile the standard of their ''''test''''' is a joke and even the fielders on the opposite side are laughing and not taking it seriously, plus constant meme running between wickets. sad!

>>149782617
>Tebbit told Woodrow Wyatt in 1991 that he did not think certain immigrant communities would assimilate "because some of them insist on sticking to their own culture, like the Muslims in Bradford and so forth, and they are extremely dangerous."
>Bradford
huh

Jayden Seals is the Akash Deep of the West Indies
Howsoever, Mohd Siraj is the Jayden Seals of India
Figure that out!

I don’t understand why we can’t just include both tests in the OP

437 minutes until Australia v Windies starts

You've still got like 200 posts left before the bump in that thread, just keep posting in it you retards. Both these tests aren't going onto another day, and it will be back to single /cric/s if you like.

Not really sure what the problem is desu.

>>149782707
this might stand as a sound argument if countysperg hadn't missed the Aus test scores TWICE
one is an accident, two (2) is a pattern

The elephant in the room is that the lights at Sabina Park are very much not up to standard

every test nation is allowed in /cric/ - TNO: that's the rule despite whatevers written in OP (who the fuck reads that anyway?)

When was the last good Frank Worrell Trophy Series sponsored by Digicel

If like to talk about the current state and future of test cricket in Sri Lanka
Thank you

I'm a bit of a Digicel myself haha

Any cricket on now, or in the near future?

>>149782736
was thinking that this morning
day night tests are an abomination anyway, bout time we stopped them

why are day nights still a thing? wasn't the logic to make tests more interesting but bazball has already done that
it's also much harder to bat with the pink ball. completely different game really

Does England ever have to deal with this homosexual day/night test nonsense
It is utterly satanic

>yay i can post in two /cric/ threads at the same time!
kino

Ryan ten Doeschate solved the red ball game in 2010, but we're not allowed to talk about that
Awful cricket news media mafia!

>>149782775
They used to play a few day/night matches in the One-Day Cup and they still play them for ODIs, think they even tried some d/ns for a couple of county games. Think they only played one day/night TEST in England and >we've played a few in poz

>>149782789
>Ryan ten Doeschate
Proud Essex lad, captained >us to two Championships

pozzies absolutely speething and poothing about the split threads LMAO

>TMS just talking over Jerusalem

Bit rude tbqh,

spazzies absolutely speething and poothing about cricket sneed LMAO

>>149782810
lel it's sad to see isn't it
>noooo you didn't put our score in the thread
how mentally soft

>having a tranny ring the bell
Dear oh dear -- how the MCC has fallen

Will England?
Will India?

i SHALL be posting trannies and gore as soon as >your game gets interesting
you have raped the wind, now you will get redeemed

Unfortunately think India will win this

>>149782838
BASED

Really, really good read

>>149782838
please dont fella
no one actually cares about the split threads, just a bit of fun

woops just fell asleep

Should really do back to having D/N One day cup matches and make one-day cricket great again.

Watching some cricket today.

Pommies wouldn't understand the banter of tranny/gore posting

Assuming the next 2 tests are draw due to the weather and the pitch respectively, does today decide the winner of this series?

>>149782838
why angry

Any cricketing on?

what an autistic retard moaning about muh thread splits. Guess its made that peewee retards day by having muh matchies

>>149782868
yes mate see the OP for the full list of cricketing occuring in the following 24 hours.

Yeah here's your matchie mate
*heems you*

>>149782864
>due to weather
its a heatwave here and its unlikely they'll get rained off as thanks to modern retarded scheduling all the tests get playing within 6 weeks.

>it begins

Captcha: USSR

England would like a quick wicket here
Just like one or two of the quick wickets the Windies we're able to get last night

5 tests is overkill and a bit cringe unless there's a major history there
would only work for Eng-Aus or Pak-Ind

Hold on guys, I think there might have been a mistake in the OP
Anyone caught this yet?

>>149782881
Ah were Windies playing that's interesting.

COME ON INDIA

>>149782877
that's positive since I remember Manchester test being rain interrupted quite often

GONE GOTTEM GOTTEN AND FUCKED OFF
ON YOUR BIKE CURRYMUNCHER

Should be 6 match series for the Ashes in England

>>149782893
trick is to do it just after an overs started

GONE GOTTEN GOTTEM AND FUCKED OFF
ON YOUR BIKE CURRYMUNCHER

The crowd roars after indian runs makes it seem as if the match is in Lokhandwala and not London

not watching. 130 is a done deal to anyone who know anything. are the commentators still coping and thinking it's in anyway close?

wtf was that match fixing fielding from poop

>this seething pozzies retard now just gone gottem posting

Day 5! Game in the balance, would be a great time for the Barmy Army to start jeering the tourists to psychologically rattle them and help in England getting a win.
>to the tune of Copacabana
>Rishabh, you are a faggot, you belong in a box with that car you hit

apparently the West Indies are making a loss on hosting this test series - nobody in Aus is watching because of weird timings and nobody in WI is watching because they don't care
grim grim grim

>>149782921
see >>149759755

Just a reminder that Australia HEEMED this bindian side less than 8 months ago

>>149782921
I've been watching uwu
:3

>>149782912
yh massive cope. Carse and Stokes might pick up a couple but Woakes and Archer will do nothing and is Bashit even playing?

>>149782933
Heemed shartma and poohli into retirement
Broke bumrash's back and shiraz's mind
Good series that

it doesn't help that whenever the australia team go on tour they always make extremely autistic demands on the hosts such as requesting a daily supply of baked beans, night lights, and dedicated members of staff to look under the bed before beddy byes

>>149782941
i enjoyed this post but fuck you too

>>149782912
The cope is that their tail is shit but it doesn't matter if pant bazzes a bit

>>149782941
When you're a cricketing superpower it's the sort of thing that becomes your right
The only way I could make it make sense to you is: imagine Surrey playing at another county's ground

more like steve hamison

it'd be steve heemison if i ever saw you in person

BBC is particularly bad at sucking off this England side, they talk so much bullshit during the broadcasts. Makes for very strange commentary as one day they are acting like they've already won and then the next "its so over".

Strange thing is get them away from the beeb and they do actually criticise.

GOTTEM
GONE
WHAT A *CAR CRASH* OF AN INNINGS

>>149782962
Modern TMS isn't a patch on the glory days

PULL YOUR PANTS DOWN AND FUCK OFFRA

NOW HES GONE GOTTEM

THOUGHT POZZIE WAS MEMEING

PANTS YOUY ARE BY NAME

what did he say?

GOTTEMMMMMM
OFF YOU TROTTT
FUCK OFF
BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME

jeets are gonna fuck this up.

>9(11)
what a terrible score to get out on, reminds me of that tragedy

Reminder this post I made >>149782916 has done more for England than the Barmy Army has all series. I'll mail the invoice

well luckily for india they had the forethought to sub pant off so now his substitute will bat

>>149782965
fuck this was meant to be a fake out

Amazeballs, what a delivery! Only such a magnificent bowl could get Rishabh out. It's a diamond dozen game now and very much up in the balance. Here comes the long semi-tail. Jai Hind

>>149782938
>doubting England's brave Joffra Archer

Was about to go off then to make some coffee as it seemed like India was just bazzing it with no consequence

its back on now

I'VE MADE MY CLAIM

>>149782987
>only after getting slogged

I missed the wicket lads :(

>>149782883
yh left out "win" in the last sentence. Don't think anything else was left out.

>>149782989
you’ll need some coffee if you want to stay up to watch to REAL test

>>149782980
missing one syllable in the very last section
i propose making it "with that car you wrote off"

what do you think he said?

>>149783010
fuck off you cunt

don't know what he said though

>shouldn’t even be in the side
why is he describing half the england team?

>>149782838
you keep threatening to post trannies and gore but you never do it faggot, your a gay loser hahahaha

>>149783004
Good point, I'll give you a share of the baked beans the English have such trouble rounding up.

based jofarrah

>>149783015
Its unusual since I don't remember Pant saying anything to him prior to this dismissal

noticing a drop in n-word posting following that last wicketry

>he shouldn’t even be in the side
but enough about stokes

>>149783017
Haha yeah I am
What else do you want to call me
Go on

The Great English intellect on display

Ahem
Niggra Niggcher

>young tory cunt deliberately wears red hat in front of the sightscreen

why are UK flags posting in the other thread and Aus flags posting in this one. world's gone mad

I'm a twisted mind
I'm evil
I'm psychotic
DO NOT cross me

>>149783065
it's a leftover from the strauss charity thing too, which was two or three days ago already.

>>149783066
all one guy

It's the Red for Ruth test
Very antisemitic to ask someone to remove a red hat in that context

>>149783068
poof

Literally all me

>to the tune of Postman Pat
>JA DE JA JA DE JA JA DE JA AND HIS KNICK OFF THE BAT
You're welcome.

apartment just started stinking of gas all of a sudden
went outside and it stinks out there as well?
wtf is going on

ON YOUR BIKE JADEJA YOU DUMB CUNT
FUCK OFF BACK TO HYDERABAD BECAUSE YOUR ARE HYDERABAD

>>149783092
dont post again

>>149783098
sorry m8, i just farted

Was posting in the other thread

>apartment
FOY

>>149783098
You'll have to excuse me lad

>>149783098
*blows up your house and takes the ashes*
heh nothin personel

>>149783106
you've got me there, i AM renting it so you're totally right... it is a flat

made some really interesting thoughts on the West Indies-Australia test but as a mark of respect to people here I've posted them all in the other thread.

Was posting in this thread
Still am too

REVIEW

ooooo thats a decent shout, just height for me

POOVIEW

that sounded clean bowled, what the fuck is that stump mic

fuaaaark

WE'LL HAVE A POOVIEW THANKS

GONE GOTTEM POOLLAPSE INCOMING

>>149783092
Can sing this about Crawley in the Ashes if yous get you act together

>we'll have a pooview thanks
>>149783126
>ball hitting wood sounds like ball hitting wood
gee I wonder why

is the ump from India or Pakistan? Are they allowed Indian umps in away games now?

RED
RED
RED
GOOOOOOONE FUCK OFF CUNT YOUR CUNTED FUCKED MATE FUCK OFF BACK TO INDIA

>>149783131
I'd never do that to Zakky, he's a good boy

POOLApse

oh shit, fire trucks just turned up at the building

GONE GOT HIM YES HE'S GONE

no way we're going to win this fucking game lmaoooo how shit can bindia possibly be

GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF

odds were 1.13 for India to win lastnight...

>law intended to stop players using their pads instead of the bat
>he hits the ball anyway straight after it hits the pad
>still out
under the spirit of cricket I would withdraw the appeal

>>149782624
>

Why do Australians talk like that on /sp/?

It's like they're all pretending to be really "mate-y"

why were some of those conditions red on that review

STOP REDEEMING WICKETS BITCH

not sure if people have 2 minute delayed streams or they're just spamming gone for the gimmick

>wonder what the great minds of spee have to opine about this test
>opens thread
>>149783059
ah yes

>>149782624
what was that? what was that? HAHAHAA GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF SHITHOUSE CUNT

MORE LIKE RAHAUL YOUR WAY BACK TO THE PAVILION CUNT

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
IMAGINE BEING INDIAN NOW
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
WOULDN'T BE ME
WOULD BE PRETTY EMBARRASSING!!!!

>>149783148
talk like what?

Gonna be funny when india win this
>inb4 ausjeet

12 more runs and it'll be easy for bindia

"We'll win tomorrow, just after lunch."

The words of Washington Sundar at the close of play yesterday.

UH OH

noticed the jeet flag has done another vanishing act after bouncing into the thread first thing this morning

ARCHER C&B

NOW PISS OFF YOU CUNT

they've still got three battingers left no? excluding the specialist bowlingers

It hit him on his knee roll as we was hopping, how tf did it hit lmao

Rigged game

FUCK OFFRA YOURE OUT AS WELL

damn we let a black guy play cricket?

REMOVE JEET REMOVE JEET REMOVE JEET REMOVE JEET REMOVE JEET REMOVE JEET

>>149783167
how about now

HAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAAH OFF YOU TROT DICKHEAD

looool the arrogant cunt

Being Indian is to be born, to live and to die in a state of constant, growing humiliation

ARCHER MY GOAT

>>149783132
hit the pad mate

Cleaning up the shit this morning.

>indian mentality
pathetic
>>149783192
hit the bat after

>>149783181
it was actually quite back of a length, but skidded through

POOLAPSE

GEORGE WASHINGTON IS ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE SUNDARGOUND

CAUGHT AND POLLED

GOTTEM GONE AND FUCKED OFF

WHERE THE FOKK IS YOUR CURRY NOW YOU TWATS

THIS IS GREGGS COUNTRY

lads...
more like WashOUTgton haha

>we’ll have a win after lunch tomorrow pls sar
NOT SO FAST

POOVIEW

kek too high KL is safe

archer used his massive bbc to swing his bodyweight to the side to make that catch

THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA COME OUT AT 11 YOU FUCKING COWARD

Ausbros... jofra will be injured again before the ashes right??

why is he acting up so much? Is he still mad that he got cunted over over the entire IPL season

England is an Anglo-Saxon nation.
African bowler wickets simply don't count.

Reminder that importing a strong african man to bowl for your country counts as cheating.

>82/7 on a flat pancake pitch
utterly grire by these shitters

>wonder what the great minds of spee have to opine about this test
>>149783209

I haven't seen a country get redeemed like this since Australia at Trent Bridge, 2015

GONE

excellent catch by archer

Zachy BBCposting in his mum's bedsit

>>149783219
dunno it was because of england that indian cricketers got test match experience in the first place

GONE GOTTEM
FUCK OFF PANT THATS CLEAN BOWLED

GONE GOTTEN FUCKED OFF AGAIN
HE'S GONE GOTTEN AND FUCKED OFF AGAIN
UNBELIEVABLE

>>149783222
Zachy B knows because of all that time in Brighton, Archer just hasn’t come out yet. But did come in the nightclub toilets in Bowens mouth.

Some glum faces in that India changing room

It just seems childish and unnecessary not to include both games in the OP, especially considering most posts are by Australians even during an England home game

will be hilarious when these two plod around for an hour and win it easily.

loving every laugh

>>149783236
>>149783237
MEDS.

>>149783222
>>149783209
samefag

Ben Duckett is a worthless midget
He belongs in the dungeon with Warwick Davis

>no wicket for 3 balls
it's over
it's so fucking over

turning this shit off

>>149783244
get over it mate
you've been having a cry for 48 hours over this

bbcposting is based

Reminder, Washington Sundar said that we have won already and its 2-1 last night, we still win for the script

>>149783132
Balls hitting bats and stumps make completely different sounds, like a chonk vs a crack

>>149783244
this will be over by the time your boys start

>>149783245
t. ausjeet

I left for an hour
lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9r5VhXikxY
>the best content the british isles has ever produced

Spice has gone out of the pitch now
India looking quite comfortable
I think England face a real battle to get back into the game

>>149783245
FUCKING
T H I S
H
I
S

STOKES OFF CARSE ON

was supposed to go to a work meeting in 45 mins, just rang ahead and claimed my car won't start x

those 22 runs from crawley looking very valuable now, hope you all have your apology forms ready

not sure leaving balls like that is a winning formula

looks like the indians have shit the bed

Not one to count my chickens before they hatch, this England side could still lose from here.

just checked the other thread and they're all still saying hello to each other
I'm glad OP didn't include your test. you've shown you don't deserve it

>>149783245
Imagine cheating by importing the best black talent and still losing lmao

>>149783269
>brits so spazzed they can't comprehend that australians don't care who wins as long as england loses

not being funny but why is "ball tampering" a big deal when a team can just request a ball change every 30 minutes

>>149783297
dunno we don’t have this problem in australia

>>149783271
A black man could give me a prostate exam but only if he used his bick black willy

Yum Yum Yum

>>149783296
saaaaar do not redeem wickets saaaaar

Zacky C is based, him and the hobbit are a good opening partnership

hi lads. hiya

>>149783295
Was this meant to go in a football thread?

>>149783288
kek true
the commentators are getting way too cocky now showing replays of Gill pointing at Crawley and saying you'll get your karma in this game. it's going to be a close finish and India are still slight favourites I reckon

Can’t stand subhuman gill

why do indians all talk like their brains are malnourished

Stuart Broad is the worst commentator since Shane Warne

>>149783307
All euros do this

>>149783315
iron deficiency

>>149783297
Duke balls lmao

>>149783315
Their brains are malnourished

>worst since Warnie
>but warne was great on commentary
>malfoy is a great commentator therefore

nice keeping you clown

>>149783326
My nickname in prison

>>149783323
I got it on the second read lol.

yeah mate just bowl a 5
got plenty of runs to play with

Warne was brilliant on commentary

>>149783330
warnie was a great player, great bloke, retarded commentator

why are indians always on the phone to someone? speaking their gobbledygook language

That defense radiated big dick energy

>>149783333
>quads of truth
Yh Smith isn’t that good a keeper, shame they can’t shoehorn both him and Foakes in. Not that I think Smudge is even that good a batsmen.

Warne was objectively a good commentator but he was way too biased based on teams / players he liked. remember when he gave Starc zero credit for getting Burns out? that was grim

no one said hi back lol

>>149783315
Turmeric overload, naturally in high quantities it can lead to a host of health problems that affect the body and mind, it's intensified when elements of heavy metals are present in the processing of it

>>149783330
he was retarded on aussie commentary when he was with his mates if I recall but much better on UK commentary where we don't sanction such tomfoolery

Hard to see who is taking these last 3 wickets

wickets have dried up. india to cruise to victory from here

>>149783355
Being a biased commentator is just the norm for Aussies regardless of sport.

reminder that Nitish Reddy has a boxing day 100

>>149783347
pakis/jeets are all part of some bossman shop/bossman chicken/kebab business

>>149783355
Like Mark Nicholas ruining Peter Siddle's birthday hat-trick
Just shut the fuck up cunt and let the moment be

>>149783295
the implication with your post is we also import millions of smelly indians too. i assure you we don't, they leave your slum against our will as well as yours

>>149783367
on his birthday?

>>149783347
coordinating their next rape.

>letting a black slave do all the hard work
Why are anglos like this?

>>149783359
this desu
he was much better when Aus weren't playing. very good as a neutral commentator (rated every legspinner he ever saw though, even the worst batsman rolling his arm over kek)

>>149783376
is this better or worse than having a khalistani as the leader of your team?

Advantage? India.

>>149783386
KEK done him

>>149783389
Honestly would be a good performance from the bazballers if they manage to pull of a win from this spot

>>149783355
Warnies insight was pretty honest and he had a great understanding of the game, yeah he had players he liked and others who he thought should play better then they were performing

>lead less than 100
India have won the narrative.
England should do the honourable thing and concede.

The pitch is not doing anything anymore, its gwim that we lost 3 wickets in the only overs where its supposed to move regardless we should still win this

Unironically, India are still in front here
We are getting into the peak Dukes dead zone and both Reddy and Jadeja are competent battersmen

>knowing what a khalistani is
100% brown hands

bros... we gona iwn?
>>149783411
least biased ozzie

Indians are STINKY

it's joever, India have won. simply not enough runs left to defend
if someone gets out Jadeja will start slogging and Bumrah can do that too

>>149783420
it was one of your lads complaining about it a couple of tests ago tbg.
also news sometimes reports on these sikhs that the indian gubbermint wants dead.

I bet Stuart Broad has a hot wife

Jos Buttler is gay right?

regardless, Gill doesnt seem that religious since he doesn't even wear the turban

Allow me to predict the rest of this test
>India lost another wicket with 50 to get
>Stokes overbowls Archer and his nigger body chimps out again, ending his series
>India win with one wicket left
>Bashir continues to be a useless Paki

No but carse is

>>149783421
nah mate, that's just Gurdeep in between Uber jobs.

>>149783428
yeah who wouldn’t want to be his beard?

>>149783422
you like it ;-)

Best Desi sex video .com please find google big boob

its up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ei_C8BM_KKg

Reckon broad has a massive cock

>>149783428
Molly King from 'the saturdays'

Australia should have an aboriginal quota like SA.
It's the right thing to do.

hmmmm noticing an elite and independent khalistan with its border claims would cut off india from kashmir

>>149759755
>>149759755
>>149759755
>>149759755
THREAD AUTO'D, TIME TO MIGRATE

The Windies will be a cricket powerhouse again in our lifetimes

>>149783420
Sikhs>>>>hindoos>>>>muzzies

Khalistan would include paki punjab as well which means UK goes up in flames.

>>149783469
Aussies>>>>>>everyone else

Shirely Bashit has to get dropped after this
>pitch becomes a minefield
>he's got a boo-boo on his finger and can't field or bowl

>>149783477
so what's new.

What the fuck are you brownoids going on about
Never heard of this shit

>Strategically gifting wickets to Archer in a dead rubber situation thus making sure he plays all the games and is a run machine for India

Imagine a world with less brown people

>>149783497
Bashit refers to Bashir an spin bowler for England and [insert county who he doesn't take wickets for ]

>>149783455
It's either a good unit or still ok but looks too small for his body

Best cric drink? Tea, squash, or ale?

What kind of mental illness is going on in that other cricket thread? Is that a certain threadsperg from /nrl/ in there talking to himself?

>>149783522
Evening mate

>>149783513
milk and coke mix

I AM GOING TO MAKE A THIRD CRIC/THE CRICKET/CRIC/CY THREAD

here comes the man

>Lord's has a gay sauna in the Member's Pavilion
Explain yourselves, Britoids

>>149783542
its for having gay sex, I'd assume?

What newcunt is trying a new thread

>>149783542
Been there for years, ever since Stephen Fry became a member.

Any Dalits in this Indian team?
I'm thinking Mohd Siraj

Not every sauna is "gay", just all the ones you've been in

>>149783542
had to match the services offered in Perth.

>>149783507
so FUCKING THIS
these gora chimps are playing checkers while we play chess keKkk

>>149783549
imagine being absorbed into all that sweaty, wrinkled bloat

Amazing how many travelling fans India has, impressive turnout so far from home.

>>149783525
hey mate

>sebbo turns up only after the Indian batting stabilises
typical cowardly bindian

really strong smell of poo in here all of a sudden

OI MATE

>Uhh, you have to cheer for the team and for the bowler because uhh... You just have to okay

brb...have a chess/javelin/CEO emergency

Would London be one of the best locations in the world for gay saunas?

will england ever take another wicket?

Reddy called no run before even blocking the ball, if doesn't make England tremble, nothing will

>bumped his thread just to try and keep it ahead of this one
and we overtake

lol why do that, just keep that thread for the later test, just means you'll have to make a new later.

After a few wicketless overs and a handful of runs, the flushed poo seeps back up the pipe into the bowl
Vile if not utterly predictable

>>149783522
it's for friendly people

don't understand why bindians simply don't baz it
we'll be here all day

can't wait for stokes to get frustrated and start bowling short again

Ben Stokes is a gay man.

>>149783549
Wait a minute bro do you even realise what you just said? I know why there's a sauna now haha (not telling you though IDIOT

India would've been asking for a new ball before every delivery at this point, England need to wise up on using this sort of play

um when exactly is the paki stooge getting the ball so as to ensure TOTAL ARYAVARTHA VICTORY?

>7/100
>Indians chimp out
Disgusting
Almost enough to make me want England to win (YU

Stokesy belted the fuck out of those homophobic arseholes

>>149783576
>100
story won btw sweaties

>100
it's over

Ton up the psychological advantage is fully with India now

>>149783609
evidence is mounting

>Carse serving up shit
Pooetry

(C)arse

This game needs Bashir
Stokes isn't mentally strong enough, its going to take a lion like Bashir

genuinely think the other thread is one aus bloke trying to keep it bumped

>>149783643
almost certain

(b) Rydon (c) Arse

What is it like to go to a gay bathhouse? Im considering my options. There is a very famous one in my city. What is it like for a man who has never had sex with another man? If i get scared, will it be possible for me to simply enjoy the baths and maybe only witness the gay sex? I have been tempted by gay thoughts lately, and i am looking for a space to explore them

>>149783643
I have a sneaking suspicion it could be the same one who created the thread too!

sorry I don't mean this in a 'chud' way but why does there absolutely HAVE to be a female commentator in every test?

I really want to see Bumrash batting with 20 runs left to get
MAKE THIS ACTUAL KINO NOT FAKE KINO

women are JUST AS GOOD if not BETTER than men at cricket don't you know.

not sure Carse's plan of bowling half volleys and getting driven every ball is the best strat desu

>>149783658
why not contact the broadcasters
you're not busy

>>149783652
You will get raped.

>>149783658
to fight the patriarchy

>>149783665
I like women's cricket for a reason

>>149783652
its either rape or be raped

do a wicket

>>149783643
it's one of the saddest /cric/ threads really
he should have just let it sink to the bottom and join this one. instead around 70% of the posts there are just 'hey guys'

>>149783676
Because you like to imagine having sex with the female cricketers

keep them quiet until lunch then archer will get the wickets

>>149783689
ew, imagining him imagining having sex with female cricketers is not nice

Just seen Conor McGregor's penis lads

>>149783682
I wonder whats wrong with him

>>149783658
Sometimes you get some good ones, I like Mel Farrell when she has clearly been hitting the wine bottle. The trashy, bush girl comes out. The black Mel is ok too sometimes.

>>149783652
You can just get a handjob or a bit of a cuddle if you want. Nobody’s going to fuck your arse unless you want them to. It’s not as easy as it looks in porn.

>>149783652
This might be the saddest forced meme in the history of this site.

>>149783706
im not googling that but i know you want to post it so go ahead

>>149783706
issa drawl b

>wonder what the great minds of spee have to opine about this test
>>149783706

Why does the Indian crowd sound so high-pitched and girlish?

How come the T20 between Zimbabwe and SA isn’t mentioned in either OP? Better make a new thread for that

arse sex is easy, just need lube thats all, it can be a hassle to clean up though

need a wicket

https://x.com/englandcricket/status/1944721651016556954
Demerit imminent

BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF

I just had a look at the spergers gay thread for the aus/wi match and he spammed it with the hey guys nonsense at midnight then 5 am then again throughout the day and tonight, thats dedicated autism

GIRL FIGHT

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Relations between the English and the Indians haven't been so fraught since the days of the Raj

FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT.
IN THE FACE. PUNCH HIM. IN THE FACE.

>England get in a winning position
>start sledging
weakminds

do pajeets think they can beat up a saffer?

>>149783759
think a lot of that was just trying to stay alive during the CWC final

>>149783727
Lol'd

Fire trucks are still here an hour later
Smell of gas has subsided though

>>149783782
Siraj and Gill would never do something like that, for example

>>149783782
We just gonna pretend the dung eaters haven't been "bot bot bot"ing the whole test?

>YOU BLADDY BITCH BASTARDS

anyone catch Siraj picking his nose and eating the booger

England win on the back of BAME efforts.
No bragging rights awarded.

Very English-looking crowd you got there lol

anglopoos are asking for it now

BLOODY FUCKING BASTARD BEN STOKES

Stokes has had his 5 over spell for this innings, already looks cooked by the end of this over.

Interesting that the Indian flags -- that were not to be seen but an hour ago -- are out in force now
Just odd I guess

>the saar posters have already crafted their cope posts

>>149783823
strange post this, india's team is eleven BAMEs

>>149783844
Don't think into it too much mate, you've just noticed some statistical noise - not significant at all.

Was that George Clooney?

lads... should I be worried?

it was Conor MacGregors penis

>>149783873
im shitting myself if you’ll pardon the pun

>>149783873
Yes. Woakes is coming on, that will take the pressure off completely.

Strong smell of poo itt

>>149783873
This could be over in 3 overs.

>Need a game-winning spell
>Better bring on Chris Woakes
????

>>149783873
Archer will be back after lunch to finish them off

>>149783890
if stuart broad unretires and bum comes on kek

get them out ffs hurry up

I direct you to my previous post for discussion
>>149782684
>>149782684

Tension will be high between 70-50 runs to get if England don't take a wicket
India are basically 8.5 wickets down, given how DOG SHIT the remaiing two battersmen are

Woakes replaces Stokes, 1-19 off 88.2 this morning. He’s looking very Clooney these days, the handsome so-and-so, hair luxuriating in fronds of warm silver sun, to borrow Raymond Chandler’s description of him.

eesh

The problem is if not Carse, who would get picked as a stock bowler who swings it?

Free Ollie Robinson (the racist one, not the wicketkeeping on)

How can there be so many Indians in London with no work to do on a Monday?

Lunch must come and I'll go for a shit.

Yeah it's over

Its time for Bashir

GONE GOTTEM
CAUGHT AND BOWLED
FUCK OFF BACK TO INDIA WASHINGTON SUNDAR

business idea: bowl a shit no ball at the better batter to have them run a single so you get an extra ball at the shittest batter

>>149783973
restaurants don’t open until 6

>>149783973
Plenty of jeets and paki "business owners" who are crooks and so can probably afford it.

India's session tbqh

beans on toast for lunch I think

quintessential english crowd btw

ynr there are still some brits in this country who think Indians are just some small plucky minority here

might have myself a little slice of chocolate cake teehee

FUCK OFF YOURE OUT
TELL YOUR STORY WALKING CUNT

Fuck, its over.

FUCK OFF BACK TO INDIA FOR LUNCH YOU STUPID CURRY CUNT
HAVE A FUCKING NAAN
HAVE TWO

GONE GOTTEM HE FUCKING NICKED IT

LADS ITS SO ON

oooo

Anti-Woakes bros???

the white man marches on

He was not Reddy for that ball haha

The old man's still got it

MORE LIKE REDDY TO FUCK OFF BACK TO THE DRESSERS CUNT

I would have cut that ball for 6.

>Poo

apologise to wokes

Go Woakes, go broke.

who the fuck is this cunt?
very disrespectful walking through the members lounge with that bleached hair

2-1 TO THE INGERLUND

>>149784046
Ben Stokes II, heir to the captaincy.

>>149784046
Stokes when he shaves

As I said earlier >>149782962 from starting to doubt with that partnership they go to Vaughan to start sucking Stokes off

>doesn't understand how lords works
its genuinely hard to get tickets
most are allocated, a lot go to ambassador staff, they have the connections and money

pajeets seething on reddit
no saar do not redeem the wicket!!!

>>149784079
Hate that website. Always get perma-banned within a few days when I make an account.

>>149783979
He's such a coward. The one point of the series so far when England really need a spinner and he's off crying in the toilets. Literally adds nothing as he can't hold down a end despite being used to do so but now its time for a slightly loose spinner who'll tempt retards into losing their wickets he's nowhere to be seen.

Remember the India players looked very very pleased with themselves, almost smug in fact after dismissing England for 192 yesterday.

>>149784078
day 5 isn’t that hard to get tickets

GOTTEM

>>149784138
that'd be duckett getting the choice sarnies

was p based when they offered free entry for day 5 when the peewees toured but they would never do it for this series with all the india support

>>149784093
They ban the n-word too there?

GOTTEM
GONE

>>149784151
tr

memes aside, England has probably bowled the best they have this entire series in this session

It was nowhere near as pooified on Day 1 and 2.

>>149784168
its just a minefield.

Am I not hallucinating that there was a T20 "Champions League" style tournament a couple of years ago?

Not the one from 2014, I mean something where BBL and IPL teams played each other in the UAE or something

Haha, women's cricket amirite fellow Sky Sports watchers??

>>149784183
fair desu

>>149784191
>.and now to the film room for another classic game on this ground.
>get excited for some old crickino while i eat a calippo
>'the womens world cup of 2017'

grim

>>149784159
Which one?

>>149784219

>>149784110
easier for sure but even then they usually have to be offered for sale from those that already have them

reddit test match threads bring out all the fake pajeets pretending to be white

>>149784231
Nigger? Not even a bad word. My dad’s dog was named nigger.

Zak Crawley- shit bloke
Ben Duckett - good bloke
Ollie Pope - no personality robot
Joe Root - no personality robot
Harry Brook- no personality robot
Ben Stokes - shit bloke
Jamie Smith - no personality robot
Chris Woakes - good bloke
Brydon Carse - shit bloke
Jofra Archer - shit bloke
Shoaib Bashir- no personality robot

Yashasvi Jaiswal - no personality robot
KL Rahul - good bloke
Karun Nair - no personality robot
Shubman Gill - shit bloke
Rishabh Pant - shit bloke
Ravindra Jadeja - good bloke
Washington Sundar - shit bloke
Akash Deep - shit bloke
Nitish Kumar Reddy - shit bloke
Jasprit Bumrah - good bloke
Mohammed Sirajj - shittest bloke in cricket currently

>muh LIKEABLE teams
go back to r/cricket

India are fucking RATTLED

>>149784282
very lovecraftian

Dear Men of the England Bowler Battery,

Aim at the Stumps.

>>149784311
Doesn't work in the big leagues, kid.

lmao at this jeet on tms with the batsmen cope for having to have a glove change every two overs

>>149784285
Carse isn't a shit bloke, he's just a saffer. That's how they are

>>149784311
>Aim at the Stumps.
Quite nice of retards to expose themselves as by typing and saying this.

>>149784282
>be on the local footy team in the 90's
>it's 70% abbos
>another white bloke joins the team
>last name is 'white'
>abbos decide his nickname is 'nigger'
>nigger is a gun
>play other heavily abbo teams
>everyone screaming 'NIGGER NIGGER' for the pass all day
>everyone is amused
it was a different time

Oliie Pope seems nice I always tghink

that advert was cool, might join the military

>thread reaches 480
>dies
always with cric

never afraid to make the last post me

elite and muscular matchie on the cards

>>149784309
>>149784309
>>149784309