>>149785435We don't sign our posts here buddy.
>>149785360that cake is pure gangsta, pure ghetto.
>>149785360el de en medio es el enanito que contratรณ?
>>149785297 (OP)His career will crash harder than dinhos
>>149785297 (OP)should I bet all of my savings on this guy getting into some sex scandal in the next three years?
lil nigga literally hiring dwarves and onlyfans models to show up to his party
>>149785383His gf is Bengali Snooki?
I am happy that this ghetto trash n-word is giving me someone to root against in football
DONDE ESTA LA RUBIAS
OOH OOH AH AH
>>149785297 (OP)such a downfall from messi to this wannabe gangster pimp
What happens if you give a child millions of euros, this will be a good watch
>>149786463Being a good looking female and dropping morals is living life on easy mode
>>149786893she's not even good looking either
>>149785297 (OP)Wannabe godfather ass nigga
His talent is undeniable, but the dickriding he and Barca get is insufferable ... may they fall and hit the ground hard
>>149786463>model is she modeling for whirlpool as the fridge?
>>149787282TF does that mean, ESL ass nigga
>>149787282Kek
>>149787584Are you mentally handicapped m8?
>>149786463kid must be a literal mouth breather
this cat looks like he gave up his bootyhole at a diddy concert no cap
>>149785297 (OP)>just turned 18>already needs a cane to walkwow barcelona really ran him into the ground this year
Barcelona is gonna be a whorehouse when Rashford comes too
Fitting for the "LA of Europe"
>>149788274itโs not yet a whorehouse?
He really wants to be Ney
>>149786163That's his mother
>>149786906>>149787311Ironically Neymars latest prostitute scandal was also not attractive
>>149785297 (OP)Cringe hair. What part of america is this mutt from?
>lamine yamal is the next p. diddy
what a timeline we live in
>>149787584lmao just log off lil bro
I probably had some cringe looks I was trying at 17 or whatever too, and thank god facebook was just in its infancy and not much proof exists, but I never would have thought to make my hair look like wet instant ramen noodles.
>>149785297 (OP)He looks like a greasy amalgamation of Pee-wee Herman, Michael Jackson, and Ray Charles.
>>149785297 (OP)How Messi celebrated his transition to adulthood?
Aside from pumping loads of HGH and other PEDs.
>>149786463lmao, this fat bitch is cappin
Why are argentine m*les like Messi and Icardi such simp pussies but young brown and handsome guys like Yamal and Neymar and Vini have zero problems getting and dumping pussy like itโs nothing
>>149785297 (OP)He is looking more and more like a chulo.
He went full pimp mode these past months, wtf happened??
>>149793125Yeah but this one'll be even faster
>>149786463>10-20k to get women to your partyLmao, this lad isn't going to have any money left in retirement
>>149796796wrong, vpn anon.
he lives in a first-world country with a pension system.
Damn, this mf will be broke by 21
He's such a nigger holy fuck
>>149785297 (OP)He is one leg break from a pissed off 30 year old balding defender away from being a irrelevant player shipped away on loans like Ansu Fati. I'd tone it down if I were him honestly
>>149785297 (OP)What a shame I can already tell this fag is going to fizzle out. The ones obsessed more with being a celebrity than a player always do.
>>149789738>neymar's latest prostituteEven his whores look like his true love, how see.
>>149785297 (OP)You have no idea what aura is. I hate it when zoomers use words they're too dumb to understand.
Suddenly all of them use the same word at once. Braindead generation.
>>149785297 (OP)He'll be washed up in 3 years tops just like Neymar. Luckily there's the Saudi league now
i can see a bright and long career ahead for this confident young man
this dude will overdose at 24
>>149796835He won't have a pension, no one bellow 50 will
>>149785297 (OP)Did you know he is younger 17 yo to turn 18?
>>149787311He is going to be like 30 yo Neimar at 19
Is going to be epic
>>149798174Only because he launched midget from cannons doesnโt mean he doesnโt respect them. You are a mandrill trying to disgrace beloved Yamine
this is what happens without a stable family home. the dbz painting is dope though
>>149785297 (OP)the most egregious display of hood rich ive seen so far
>>149785297 (OP)You can take the Moro out of Moroco, but not hte moroco out of the moor.
I'm a barรงa fag but that's top favelado shit. Not even Alves or Nerman go this low.
>>149799569In theory he has both his father and mother, the father is pure lumpen tough, a small time drug dealer.
this guy is cooked. There will be massive pressure on his shoulders right now to perform at the peak to silence the noise and I don't think any 18 year old can handle. His father is a fucking idiot
>>149785297 (OP)>Lamine Yamal>Just turn 18Time to raise the minimum posting age for /sp/!
>>149785297 (OP)what exactly has he done to deserve the ballon dor
>>149786463you have to be a dwarf or a fatty to make it in this world
>>149785297 (OP)This guy will crash and burn so hard...
Hes already somehow worse than Neymar
>>149785297 (OP)Itโs literally antiAURA, an artificial gimmick larping as the best when he was won literally nothing.
browns simply have no taste, soul or class
>>149786851No not really. You don't need millions to behave like a favelado. Most people don't do it, though it would give me an easy ego boost to pretend like the virtue signalers who claim they would have done the same thing really would have done so. They wouldn't and they didn't. It takes a special kind of subhuman.
>>149785297 (OP)What were Barca thinking letting this guy hang out with Neymar all summer? Good fucking luck keeping him motivated now that he has his big contract with that kind of influence in his life. Why should he care about kicking a stupid ball around when he can already rail a different bitch every night of the week for the next five years.
so how many more career years does he have left before he becomes ronaldinho
>>149785297 (OP)I really hope this lad can turn around and get serious. He's gonna be broke if he ever suffers a serious injury.
How the adults at his party take him seriously enough to party with him? I just see a stupid kid when i look at him
>>149800995looks like it was made with whatever was left on the kitchen floor
>>149785297 (OP)>>149785339>>149786463>>149785360peak cringe. my goat messi would never dress like a complete nigger, let alone hang around with putas and bad influences
>>149809039footballers remain mental children
>>149786463Why black always chase blond so much every time i can say a black ppl try to own a blond woman only and see this as their ultimate goal
>>149809723The absolute state of your English.
How did this SEAnigger even get into Australia?
>>149809723White womenโs vaginas are just nicer
>>149785297 (OP)Barcelona fucked up. Neymar ruined him aldready
>>149785383Sovl, as the kids like to say
>>149785339Fanta is the most gangster of soft drinks tbf
>>149785383Those two gay dads on the right, you just know