>Trump to sign executive order mandating soccer be called ‘football’ in America: ‘I think we could do that’

Well well well muricans...

what the fuck, I LOVE trump now!

Hand egg is a better name for American football anyways

>>149785370
Gridiron is unironically a better name

>>149785370
i prefer monkey smash

He's even keeping the original Club World Cup trophy.
Chelsea received a fucking copy.

>>149785326 (OP)
source?

>>149785326 (OP)
Trump will never get over his grudge over the USFL. The only reason he's president is because Goodell wouldn't let him buy the Bills in 2014.

>>149785370
should be gridiron
it's way more cool

>>149785620
He made it up from thin air with infantino. Fair play to the orange cock-gobbling pederast.

>>149785370
Since the NFL has a Players Association, we will start calling it association football to avoid confusion. Hope the rest of the world is cool with that.

Not like this americhads

>>149785625
His interview on DAZN yesterday

>>149785326 (OP)
apparently his son is a football fan

>>149785740
This is actually true

>>149786185
Yeah, an Ars*nal fan.

>>149785326 (OP)
The term soccer is okay, given its history. There's no need to chimp out over it. It's just that football is better ... and more intuitive in English for most people. We call it Fußball, that's the direct equivalent, so I couldn't call it soccer even if I tried

>tfw almost every sport called football involves carrying the ball with your hands
>Soccer is the only one that doesn't
Hmm

>>149785326 (OP)
KINO

>>149785481
gridiron sounds really interesting

>>149788719
that's why it's the true name, the rest are wannabes who are actually handegg or handball or foothandegg or foothandball

He should call it Fußball and add the ß to the American alphabet. It would give America a distinct advatage compared to Brits. Imagine all the complex concepts you could easily express once you have an extra letter

>>149785326 (OP)
>how can we make football bigger in the us?
MiLF

>>149785326 (OP)
>it's real

would unironically be the most based thing he's ever done kek

>>149785326 (OP)
He also said he was gonna build a wall and drain the swamp, yet here we are.

>>149788719
>In the late Middle Ages, "football" referred to any sport played on foot, as opposed to sports like jousting, which were played on horseback.
There. I solved the mystery for everybody. And all it took was a 5 second Google search.

>>149788719
>tfw almost every tranny insists on people referring to them as a woman
>women are the only that don't
Hmm

>>149788904
Succeß
Expreß
Meß
Jaß
Aß

Kino

>>149789249
It's not a mystery, it's just soccer fans being faggots and arguing for decades that "It's only football if you can only use your feet to play!"

>>149789340
>hey jimmy stop pussyflicking!!
>b-b-but mom, that doesnot make sense, i'm playing with my dick, i dont even have a puss
>nonsense... god bless murica o algo

Suggestion:

Call it Calcio

>>149789285
>Brazilian
>mind immediately goes to trannies
Hmm

>>149789297
>YAAAß QUEEN ßLAY

>>149789556
literally just call it kick, doesn’t get more accurate than that.

Some people call it football, some people call it soccer, me? I call it gay and retarded.

NFL buckbroke him in 1985