Thread 149801207

>be me
>be nowhere near the top 5 or even top 10 statistically
>have carefully curated media personality
>cheat on my wife multiple times
>be remembered more for the values and mindset I embodied rather than actual achievement
>untimely early death made people forget I was probably a rapist
>be kobe bryant
>pic unrelated

though Bryant was crucial in the Cuban missile crisis.

>>149801207 (OP)
Both killed by the jews

>>149801636
jews killed him for opposing the israeli nuclear weapons program. jfk too

Even now, people still talk about his infamous chopper.

>>149803257
kek

>>149801207 (OP)
This asshole was csught on tape plotting a coup on brazil
And yet we have a city named after him

>>149804271
you have a city called Bryant?

>>149804377
he also killed boquita

>>149801671
lmao

>>149801207 (OP)

JFK just got himself killed. Kobe took about 7 others with him.

If he was a Volkswagen van, he’d be Kombi Bryant.

>>149801671
kekd

>>149801207 (OP)
What makes JFK so powerful a figure culturally even now?

>>149812058
Aura.
Nixon did more with the SALT treaties and the opening of relations with China to ensure a future of relative global peace. But Kennedy just had it.
It's like you know the guys wanna be him the girls wanna be with him type energy.
Hell even Bill Clinton didn't have it like Kennedy had it.

>>149801207 (OP)
Ggwp

Really, really well played.

t. Black Bryantist

>>149804271
Kobe is in Japan, not Brazil

Kobe would've been knocking on the door of the presidency by now. We just didn't know we had a real one till he was gone.

>>149821055
If enough people write his name in the next election, would they let him be president? Is there an earlier stage where he might get through instead? I would like to watch a political debate between a man who cannot legally be president a third time, and a fairground psychic with a ouija board pretending to be Kobe Bryant.

>>149812120
>>149812058
jfk saved the world. top 3 easily
nixon a shit

>>149823035
We don't know how many times Nixon has saved the world
JFK only made the Cuban Missile Crisis worse because he had to do mad Amphetamines.

>off topic
>22 posts
>up for 2 days
kek what a dead bitch board

>>149822804
Yes write ins are a thing but he could've been elon's 3rd party candidate at least. America loves successful black men because they're so rare. Just look at this interview to see what level he was on before he died. https://youtu.be/RjMd6ibqxv0?si=Ccqk0xJmZv48yu3k

>>149812120
That man never had a Duff in his life