Who will win this final major of 2025?
The British Open. *
fucking insufferable bri'ish twats
everywhere hosts an open, you aint special
some THE Ohio State douchebaggery right there
prince andrew is on the list
>>149813459 (OP)honestly might be who gets luck of the draw weather wise
mickibbin is a popular underdog pick cause he played the course alot, as is hometown and nearby guys like Rory, Fitzpatrick, lowry
I like rahm and shauffelle but my official pick to win is ... Marco Penge
first major for Hovland inc
>>149814407We won /cyc/, we will win /wfg/, we dominate /biathlon/, we are decent at /t&f/... surely it's /golf/ time.
Course looks kino Oirish bros
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>tee times start at 5am
>sunny Open
Not sure about that
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>>149814778luv me a links track simple as
>>149813459 (OP)Dumb frog poster
>>149814407Imagine Reitan beats him to it... imagine that.
Imagine it.
>>149814942Not great from a broadcast perspective, every hole looks the same from the tee.
Top 10 prediction.
No particular order, just top 10.
Harrington
Rahm
Potgieter
Reed
Couvra
Cink
McIlroy
Lawrence
Neimann
Olesen
>>149815850Not when they’re in a 6’ pot bunkerino
>>149814885Lovely Bri'ish weather, bruv
>>149814259Northern Ireland isn’t in Britain tho
>>149816286perfect Hovland weather that
>>149816378Will this make him stop being shit at putting?
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You DID hit the range today didn’t you?
>>149816511Judging by those divots, these shots sliced so far right the balls started speaking German.
>>149816416no, he'll hit amazing iron plays then miss the 5 foots puts
How are my industry bros doin' today?
>>149814407I've seen him in contention and then spill spaghetti on the back 9 on Sunday far too many times now. Majors Hovland is in Fleetwood Everywhere territory now - until I actually see him sink the winning shot I simply assume he'll find a way to lose
>>149816314maybe if britain's courses weren't all dogshit cabbage patches they could play their open there instead
northern irish are that hard up they need the tourism or something?
big day tomorrow, euros finna be btfo on their home turf
>>149819532The Scottish have already been seething since Sunday
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Very nice Phil!
Westwood will get it done this time.
>>149820556>>149820804neither of these things are true I'm afraid
Based phil taking advantage of his early tee time and methodically working his way around the links
Looking for a golfer who:
>is love
>is life
>similar to a pickle
Anyone like that?
Imagine if /sp/ had been around for Van de Velde's choke
why can i hear a crying baby very clearly on the coverage
>>149821368The baby is in close proximity to a microphone.
You're welcome.
that doesn't quite answer my question
why is there a crying baby there?
>>149821408Babies cry as a means of communication, signaling hunger or discomfort to the parent.
Glad to of service.
>>149818004It’s a golf tournament and it’s hosted by golf courses. Why are you angry at a golf course in the UK? They might let you play there. They’ve let Catholics be members for a few years now, maybe they’ll admit you as the first half Mexican quarter jewish quarter black member
>>149821368It’s an American adult male
>Carry: 0
He short circuited the Quad.
Just found out that:
To avoid players playing towards the grandstand areas (which are generally downtrodden and provide better lies than the rough), this year the Open has made dropzones in the rough where players will drop if they go into spectator areas
Horrendous golf shot by Patrick Reed. Love to see it.
For me, it's watching both featured groups in multiview.
I have Fitzpatrick winning it this year
JS Oleson running away with it just like everyone predicted
>>149821946Is he the new Tiger?
>>149821978probably better, Ive never seen him in a major when he wasn't in the lead
anyone in the afternoon side of the draw is going to be completely hosed by the weather, speef losing before he's even started
Reckon its time the world experienced some Adam Scott kino again
Hinge and hold my friends, hinge and hold
pack the clubs up and fuck off for a bacon roll and a coffee. not playing in that shit
as far as Open courses go, how good is this one? it's no St. Andrews but it's gotta be better than Muirfield right?
>>149822373Looks decent but a bit unremarkable. Seems to be a good challenge so far, punishing if you miss the fairway and some nice juicy rough.
>>149822373Looks like they're playing on some random chaps farmland and just mowed the grass at a few areas.
does it just rain every day in britain? i can't remember ever watching this tournament when it's nice and sunny out
>>149822470Weather is lovely bruv, what you on about?
>>149822470>sunny british weather
>>149822470NI is the same size as Greater Seattle and has the same climate.
800 or so miles directly south of NI are Spain/Portugal, which are a lot sunnier and a lot drier.
800 or so miles directly south of GSA is California which is a lot sunnier and a lot drier.
See where I'm going with this?
>>149822470I think it's thematically correct for the weather at the open to be miserable for the players every year
>>149822470its all sunshine and rainbows for you huh?
>>149822770>>149821424>>149821387the king of not answering the question
>>149822470the 3 "open range" days leading up to the tournament it was mostly nice and sunny, but yeah coastal weather quickly turns rainy over there
Rahm just ripped that spectator out lol
He can be brutal at times
>bit of wind and rain
>americans nowhere to be seen
every time
>Keegan Bradley teeing off
Great, now 1/3 of the commentary is gonna be about the Ryder cup and his captaincy.
>>149822959Is that true, are the British/Scandinavians pretty much a lock to win this week? Should I punch in that Fitzpatrick bet?
>>149823012no
and don't bet on golf
>>1498229593 of the past 4 open winners were american, the seethe and cope from euros when Harmon won was incredible
>>149823012>shitzpatricknah mate, its fleetwood's time
>>149823084>FleetwoodHe mentally imploded trying to win some random PGA tour event against Keegan Bradley, he is never winning a major while he's still that weak
I just realised I've been watching for hours and still haven't been subjugated to watching an ad
How do you guys make the decision to buy new fairway woods/hybrids?
It’s easy to convince myself when it comes to wedges or a putter because you use it every single hole
Even a driver, you’re going to use it more than half the time.
When it comes to fairway woods or hybrids there just aren’t a ton of opportunities to use and that makes it hard to drop the money on it.
Any thoughts?
>>149823341Like anything, if they fit into a gap in your distances then you'll find times to use them.
What do you have in the way of long irons?
>>149823341I could have gotten free woods/hybrids for years but I keep telling myself that mine work just fine and it's always the woods or hybrids that the pros have some random Nike or Cleveland wood from 13 years ago in the bag because it works for them instead of the newest qi35 tour
Scotties looking washed
His heart just isn't in it anymore
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Rory's playing his round in a green jacket.
Hope the Chinaman can put together 4 good rounds. He's a nice guy actually and not your typical chink bug.
>>149816511I have a hitting net in my backyard
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>>149821368he saw the confessions on offer
Anybody that hits in the grandstands gets a Glasgow grin, swear on me mum I do
>t. The R&A
The randa took Turnberry off the rota because the Mossad infiltrated the caddy corps
>>149823671Sum topper scran, that is.
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I hope Brooks Koepka steps in dogshit
>”Are you fucking kidding me?”
>t. Jordan Peele aka JJ Spaun, 2025
I want to punch Rob McIntyre in the face. I hope Bryson does it for me since I am not in attendance.
cmon bob you dour faced scotch cunt
>Rose, MacIntyre, and Big Dick Chambeau
2 fags and a chad
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Tfw no Gabby Ruffles gf
>>149823810im not gay at all but her brother is categorically hotter than her
>>149823012Tommy Fleetwood's name is already being engraved on the Claret Jug
>>149823160He has royal blood in him
Does Ricky Fowler have any fans these days?
Rory's still on the range with 10 minutes to go? Not looking good, Snorydrones
Any day now Hovland is going to win a major.
Spieth, Hovland and Aberg is a great grouping
>>149823924>>149823908>HovlandLe reddit weed man
Schauffele has been battling some demons today
whats your go to second layer if its cold?
I got a nice woollen vest recently and its been a game changer
$20 says Snory pulls it left
>>149824028I bust out this bad boy
>>149824028I live in South Texas, cold weather doesn't exist for me.
>>149824054For me I'd have to zip off to some short pants
>>149824028Thermal base layer, polo, q zip
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get this tall bitch off the interviews
>>149824071It was 12deg in Sydney today
>>149823341They’re way easier to hit than irons. Do it.
>>149824271Speak American fag
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I played a lovely Pete Dye links course this past weekend. Cool and drizzly weather as well. I’d take that any day over hot and humid.
>>149824319I thought this guy was some sort of messiah for euros?
Nothing like waking up at 10 30 on Thursday morning to watch The Open. A tradition unlike any other. Thinking it's Raising Canes tendies for lunch
>>149824318sheeesh cold fr fr no cap
The absolute state of Rory
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>>149823048>are the British/Scandinavians a lock to win?>no
Rooting tier list
>LIV chads
>white Americans
>Europeans except Rory
>Asians except Indians
>brown Americans
>Latino
>Nuclear cataclysmic event
>Indians
>Rory
I take back what I said about Scottie
>>149824453Even though he's a poo, Bhatia seems pretty white coded. I'd put him in his own category above europoors
>>149824453where does Adam Scott fit into this?
>>149824545Over European except if Italian because my Grandpa is half Italian
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REEEEEEE
double or triple booger inc for deshambles
kek bryson missed the ball completely and then duffed it and the commentator said "put that on youtube"
>most valuable shot of the day
what in the yank is that?
Bryson missed the ball with his first swing, why did it count as a stroke?
getting the feeling that commentator doesn't like bryson
Firm and slow? Sounds like my wife!
The last guy to bomb and gouge the UK was Hitler and how’d that work out
Lowry fuckin up my ten way parlay
>bezuidenhout
South Africans be naming their kids after sneezes and shit
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>we’re posting in a thread with a parlaytard
>Matt Fitzpatrick
but how does Patrick feel about it?
Shoulda taken Fitzpatrick instead of Lowry fuck
Hovland fucking up his putts, here we go again
>>149824545Probably falls under Nuclear cataclysmic event, considering the wildlife in Australia is like what you see in STALKER games
I think I might be rooting for our monkbro
There are people in this thread that play from the wrong tee block.
>>149825472i play with my mom from the women's tee using 30 year old clubs
>>149825472thoughts on playing a course and the Marshall wants you teeing off the social tees?
>>149825472I just drop the ball wherever the mood strikes me and play from there
Harris fuckin English
now THATS a Damn Good Dawg
The open faced chili size of Tom Hoge’s scorecard lmao
Cam Smith would be longer off the tee if he stopped using a boomerang
>Hao Tong Li?
Nobody asks Why Tong Li
Sadom tied for fifth like boss
>2025
>not taking a cheeky bong hit in the pot bunker
Hovland needs a (new) putting coach
>>149825472Only when I'm playing with short knockers, I don't want to emasculate my friends by playing from the tips
Well I had no idea there were golf courses in Estonia but there you go, there are 7 of them,
Big Nelly argument getting heated lmao
>>149824509honorary white, but without him you can pretty much get rid of the Indian category
>>149826138Finau is the street shitting type
Where does The Open rank among your favorite majors, bros? TOC>M>USO>PGAC for me
>>149826219Masters>US Open>>British>PGA
>>149826219in terms of prestige its masters > open > us open >>>>>>>>>>> pga
>>1498262191. The one true major, Dell Match Play (RIP)
2..US Open
power gap
3. British Open, for the novelty of links
4. Masters, WAY too much slurping
5. PGA kek why does this still exist, just alternate between Asia and Australia or some shit
>>149826219Masters
Bri’ish Open
The Players
PGA
US Open
>>149826219Masters is the best watch cause you get to know Augusta.
Even if they rotate courses at the other majors it's not the same and you don't really get familiar with the venue like you do at the Masters.
It also has the advantage of being the first in spring so it signifies the start of the season for much of the world.
Put a little throwaway bet on Bezuidenhout at 310-1 this morning, hoping he'll be the traditional day 1 meme leader so I can cash it out.
>>149826527lol I was gonna include Dell in my answer also but decided not to. I miss it so much. I kinda like the Zurich too but it's not as fun
>>149826660Glover(doesn't wear a glove) will be the leader today
>>149826720Or maybe Hatton(does in fact have a hat on)
>>149826730Let's not count out Gotterup (who got her up last week)
More like Harris American
>best players in the world
>can't hit fairways
These dudes are trash
Bong announcer gets real cunty about yelling for lol
Bryson looks like he forgot his golf shoes so he went back in time to borrow his dads
>harris english
>isn't english
The only thing better than Justin Rose on your piano is tulips on your organ
Maybe next year speef bros
And I thought my Hoagie puns were bad
Morikawa?
More Moribogeys
LOL
>>149827507Crashing out into YouTube level
fucking hate this course so much. worst major by far
tenner on phil, he murders this course and he's well in contention with a shitter up top.
Dont see Rory at the top of the leaderboard. What happened?
fucking hell, almost feel bad for Bryson, links isn't for him with his current approach to golf it seems
Where's the pure blooded american (jj) spaun?
>>149828234he finished +2
Who is this random danish cuck at the top of the leaderboards
guess i'm rooting for Mickelson at this point
SAAAR I MAKE BIRDIE SAAAARRRRR
If I was a pro that had a terrible first day, I would just completely throw the second round and try to set a record high score for a major. Like triple digits
>>149828176I hit the high ball just like him, and I do just fine on links courses. He's just a mediocre golfer, it would seem.
these greens are brutal holy fuck
>>149828588he lacks finesse, still relatively young though
well at least he broke 80
>>149828628That's because of his retard one length clubs. If it was only his irons I could understand, but extending your wedges to 6i length is dumb as hell
Don't think Bryson's having a great time in the Emerald Isle.
Rory will give that right back on 18
>>149828717yeah his meme clubs are probably not making his game any better
>>149828751South Africabros are really quiet rn
>>149828775well there's one of them tied for 1st
>>149828001Gonna be the patented Rory major outing of floating around the 10-15 range for 3 days and then has the strongest Sunday score to finish top 4
>>149829202Truly the Goldship of the sport
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>T-145
>>149826219Easily Masters > Open > USO > PGA
>>149828794huh... with a name like that, I figured he'd be german
The last guy that tried bombing and gouging in the UK was Hitler!
>>149826219TOC > US Open >>>> Masters >>>>>>> PGA Championship
>>149826219In order
>Masters>Open>US Open>Player’s>Phoenix Open>Memorial>Farmers Insurance Open>>>>>>>>>>>PGA championship
>>149826219Master is #1 by a mile. PGA is last by a mile. US vs British open is debatable
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Matty Fitzy should really get lower jaw enlargement surgery. He could go from chud to chad
>>149825009>>149829441It was slightly funnier the second time around, try saying it again in a few hours
>>149829772He really is the inbred inbred stereotype with the nonexistent jaw and fucked up mouth. Meanwhile his brother looks like a generic redneck mountain dew chugging murrican
The last guy who tried bombing and gouging the UK was Hermann Goering!
Bryson assfucked the Blarney Stone instead of kissing it
If Tommy and Zandy Bo-Bandy make the cut tomorrow I pocket a cool $600 bucks so these faggots need to step it up
>turn on golf channel
>Maximum Homo is in the pity secondary event
I guess time's up on milking that strong 2 month stretch he had into 3 years of quasi-relevance
I hate britbongs with an irrational rage, but if one has to win this week, I am 100% OK with Bestwood. One of the most underwhelming stories in golf, ever. He was every bit as good as Tiger, he just never had the stones.
Otherwise, I'm rooting for every American, even the shitheads like Wyndham Clark. I am who I am.
>>149832374Xander's gonna make it for sure. He'll do whatever he can to extend his made cuts streak. Tommy's a lock too, he's gonna get into a good position and then choke it the final day
>>149833750I want a LIV guy to win. An American LIV player would be icing on the cake. I want to see reddit lose their shit.
>>149833949Imagine ever going to reddit. You're a major league faggot.
>>149833949Reddit anger in golf would be nice, but they're a niche crowd. Reddit anger in life is much more satisfying. Expand your horizons, friend.
But I will say I would love for a Liv guy to win, even if Hatton who I didn't mention. But if a Britbong is gonna win, I want it to be Bestwood. Only oldfags remember how fucking good this guy was in his prime. His nerves are so weak tho, give him a lead and he melted. On Fri-Sat he was nearly as good as Tiger in his prime.
>>149833750>He was every bit as good as Tiger, he just never had the stonessource?
>>149829257what did you expect he couldn't hit a fairway to save his life
>>149834128commentators were loving his shit performance
he just lacks the touch for links golf at the moment
>>149833994He had to give them up to join the PGA. Murrica aint learning your weird weight system
>>149834163how the fuck do you guys count your shots if youre not using the English number system?
Scotties round took 5h 45m yesterday
I'd walk off the course tbqh, where are the marshalls?!
>>149834290I just write down whatever number makes me feel good.
The last time somebody tried bombing and gouging in Northern Ireland it was the IRA and it had positive results.
>tournament takes place in Ireland
>'British' Open
>'British' Isles
>>149835281consult the chart fella
It's kind of a shame that the Open has to be a links course. Wentworth would make a great major venue but it's not allowed.
Bryson has been absolutely expoosed
>>149835596He shot 4 over the field average.
Not really convinced we need to call the career coroner just yet.
>>149835613And all shots lost were in approach. He's just too autistic for links me thinks
>>149835626Let's see how he does today.
>>149835626was his accuracy better before he switched to same length clubs meme clubs?
>>149836041He's been playing same length since he was a kid, modifying Nike irons with his coach.
>>149836064ah, guess he just has the wrong mindset for links then, probably relying too much on his power/distance
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Would love it if Old Man Rosie won this lads.
Harris English's swing is so silky, and his nerves are so good under pressure, it really is a mystery why he hasn't won more in his career. The game looks easy for him.
>>149835281Britain conquered Ireland. Ergo, Ireland is British.
was phil winning in 2004 the most sovlful masters of this century?
>>149836228Maybe, but my fav was when Cam Smith made literally every putt that Sunday to win. It was the most ridiculous putting performance I've ever seen.
>>149836189Yeah Rose would be a kino winner
Brian Harman is winning The Open, getting on the Ryder Cup team, and then losing all his matches at Bethpage
Honest question: Do you euros find it at all embarrassing that you need an entire continent to compete against a single country in the Ryder Cup? I can't imagine ever rooting for a North American team in anything, much less the event in which I take the most pride.
>rando sleeps on the lead
>quads 1 on Friday
Oof
>149837063
This is the dumbest thing I've ever read on the internet.
>>149837099HE DRIVES TO THE LEFT
HE DRIVES TO THE RIGHT
THAT YOUNG OLESEN
HIS DRIVING IS SHITE
>>149837063add Canada and South America if you want
>>149837153> Green texts instead of post citeClassic yuroporean
>>149837207We wouldn't want them. Take some pride in your country and stop relying on an entire continent to be competitive. It's classic cuck european behavior to need daddy EU to come save your pathetic "country"
>>149837266i have pride in my country, although we have a population of 5.6 million we have more winter olympic medals than the US with a population of 335 million
would need a lot of Ryder cups if it was supposed to be the US vs every single european country though, why do you care so much anyway, ryder cup is just a bit of banter between Europe and NA
>asks to borrow a new ball from you after hitting it OB
anyways, Hatton seems in form, kinda rooting for him, he's a funny character
Not sure why we would migrate tbqhdesu
>>149837355>inhalerbabby>skiingbabbywow, very impressive
>>149837355How many of those did you win champ?
Brysonbros, are we back???
anyone who ends today at -1 or worse will not win the tournament
>>149837455Terrible thread. I will NEVER post in a thread with that goblin as the image
SAAAAR I MAKE EAGEL SARRR
I really don’t want Harman in contention because that motherfucker is painful to watch. I don’t want to spend Sunday watching that faggot waggle his club for an hour every shot
Bryson shouldn’t have even brought a driver with him. He’d be in the top ten if he just hit an iron off the tee once in a while on a links course. That one change would’ve saved him at least six strokes yesterday
>>149838388Is that what he did today?
>>149838262>bogey free 65 todaythe waggles are coming
wow, looks like Bryson is making the cut, unless he fucks up on 18
>>149838612Always good making the cut at majors, even DFL buys a decent Toyota.
>+7 yesterday
>-7 today so far
>cursing himself out the whole round for being a dumbass yesterday
hopefully this is it. An inflection point. The final piece.
>>149838645Golf, ya know, if there weren't a rulebook they'd call it madness.
>>149838640i don't think he needs the money, but he's a controversial person, so good to have in the weekend play
>>149838676Unbelievable, I thought
> DechamBUM RAUSFor sure. His last tee shot was insane.
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Finau or Filater, either way he’s fín
They call him Harman because he’s God’s greatest joke but sadly he’s at our expense
>>149838847+2 is the current projection
>>149838645Bryson finally learned that the last guy to try bombing and gouging the UK was Hitler!
>Wake up
>Harmanlet leading the tournament
Gonna be a lot of seething if he ends up winning the jug again
>>149838921i'd rather see Hatton take it than Harman, or the Dane
Some very angry looking clouds there
Scheffler Round 2 predictions?
>>149838986I mean he ends at -6 overall
>>149838973Lightning strikes
>Harman gets his 65 in before the weather rolls in
He can't keep getting away with it
why don't these fuckers have two umbrellas, one for the player and one for the caddie/clubs?
>cold winters night at home
>watching the open in rainy and windy conditions that are somehow worse
perfect every year
>rain stars pouring down
>hear it hitting umbrellas and the mics through the broadcast
>10:30pm friday night
max
fucking
comfy
Scottie doesn't give a fuck about the rain.
Rain kino, wouldn't be The Open without it
the kids yelling for free shit are fucking annoying
Jordan Spieth will win the 2025 Open Championship
>>149839226Based Speef believer
>>149839226If we will it hard enough, it will happen
I went out to the bar last night, this chick came up to me and started flirting. She’s got tattoos and piercings, she also texted me saying she really wants me tonight.
Should I risk a hookup? I really want to fuck but a little hesitant because she looks like a coal burner..
my swing feels like an unfolding lawn chair right now
Scottiebros, it's happening
>>149840504would be cool if he won, sets him on track for the career grand slam
>>149840567Quit advertising your thread early you nordnigger
>>149840441so what, you're not marrying her you faggot. given the chance you'd probably drill oil too.
>>149840858I'd be a rich man if I did
>>149840567you really need to stop pushing your thots OPs on /sp/
>>149840441Fuck literally every woman you are able to.
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Do Brits yell British-specific phrases at golf tournaments?
>WHATS ALL THIS THEN!
OK, ban kids from majors from now on
>>149841262>FAGGOTS AND PEAS!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVHbWHGVYaU
ah christ this Fitzpatrick cunt is storming on
>>149841262Yes, especially when they’re teeing off on par 5s
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Fuck that! Fuck this game!
Oi' bruv shame about the we'va it is
Why aren't these dumb dumbs wearing proper rain gear?
>>149841489I would wear this but I am not sure if it's respectful to the game
>>149841433Could have just used an old photo of Steve Buscemi, mate
Links courses are so fucking boring, not even real golf desu.
>>149841717>NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST LIMIT MY DRIVER DISPERSION TO UNDER 25 YARDS
>>149841726>muh fescue and empty wasteland
'what the fuck' on the mic
>>149841717Seems pretty comfy golf, good golfers are attacking it. The Beaumont was dreadful.
>>149841914I knew that's what I heard kek
Give that mick a pith hat and call him Explory McIlroy
Scottie is locked in, holy shit
If Scottie completes the career slam before he's 30, Rory will be forever BTFO
It's over boys. Scottie's got this one in the bag.
>>149842836Tiger got his when he was 24 so he's already BTFO
>>149842882Tiger isn't relevant to the Scottie vs. Rory discussion
>amateur's hero is bryson
brehs...
how does sponsorship work anyway, i see Spaun is sponsored by Srixon on his cap, but he's using a Lab putter, Titleist driver, TaylorMade woods, srixon irons etc.
i guess some contracts are brand exclusive and some are not?
>>149816314british isles lad. it'll always be the british open
Is it true that if you find the leprechaun in the fescue he grants you an albatross? Is that why these professionals can't hit a fairway?
i'm wearing a hoodie on the golf course from now on
Morikawa stamping his exit ticket from the Ryder Cup
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Move him to America and call him Matt Fatzpatrick
I played a round of golf in black leather pants and a button up silk shirt once in my yout'
Bane Lowery is a big guy for you
>spend 7 hours on the range practicing iron shots every day hitting off perfect lies
>in a tournament 2/3 or their iron shots are out of the rough
Are golfers the dumbest professional sportspeople or is there another group out there that does similarly ridiculous stuff?
>>149843258Bryson won at Pinehurst because he was the only one autistic enough to practice from the native area
>Scottie has two birdies on 16
It's over for the field, isn't it?
>>149843281It was over when they gave Scootie his own Rolex commercial.
Think about the psychological stomping the others feel every time they see that.
>>149843281The virgin Bobby Locke's Hollow shot versus the chad "fuck it I'm going for birdie."
For a sport sponsored by watches you'd think the field would be able to get around the course in less than six hours
>players still out on the course
>sky have wrapped it up for the night
useless pricks
>>149843607Don't you badmouth Rich Beem, the greatest living American.
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Tiger is such a fag
Sheffler literally cheats, he isn’t half the player Rory was/ is. Can’t wait to see Scottie choke yet another one away..
>it's the '90s
>Fred Couples is one of the most popular golfers
>signs deal with Cadillac
>despite this Fred never drives, his caddie Joe LaCava drives the both of them everywhere
>this goes on for years
>Fred turns 50 and is about to make the switch over to the Champions tour.
>in order for Joe to keep earning better they part ways and Joe continues caddying on the PGAT
>instead of Fred he's now caddying for Fred's good friend Tiger Woods
>Joe's no longer the driver like he'd always been with Fred
>Tiger has multiple scandals involving cars including a near fatal accident that alters his career trajectory
Let Joe drive.
>>149844021>Sheffler literally cheatsHow?
>>149844316illegal footwork
2 stroke penny for Lowry
oof
>>149844714It's Lowryover
>>149844714article claims the actual rule is someone seeing it with the naked eye live, but they kept showing him the tv video in the meeting lol
>If that ball moved, would you die?
>it would be a extremely painful
>two strokes for you
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What’s wrong with his face? He looks like he’s recovering from heroine addiction and cancer
>>149838862kek that was finally the one that made me laugh. Good job staying committed
>>149838983>>149838986>>149838992>>149839008>>149839012Terrible predictions. Retards never learn, Scootie is GOAT
I feel like the Irish are dumb enough to root for Phil just because he has Mick in his name
Anon finally learned that the last guy to try bombing and gouging a joke was Hitler!
>>149837063imagine trying to rile up American patriotism right now with an actual pedophile in the White House lol
Scottie shoots a 59 tomorrow if the weather is nice
Brooks Koepka shoots a spectator tomorrow if the weather is nice
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>>149846193He’ll shoot two if it rains!
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DMP4yyYvf9D/
>>149846193>>149846202Lotta colored's in Britain, could be an unprecedented number
>>149826219Open>US>PGA>Wokesters
>british open is supposed to be "golfer versus the elements"
>Scootie shoots -7 in the rain
Brits on suicide watch
Does anyone here actually play golf? If so, I mog you.
Harman needs shitty conditions for his game to gain on the field. If the scoring conditions are there, Scottie will win by 4 or 5. Harman needs all the cold, wind and rain this weekend.
Also, 2 strokes for the Lowry deal is so over-the-top it's absurd. No advantage was gained, and he obviously didn't see it. Punishment doesn't fit the crime.
Go to golf course
Play 18
Get wasted
Shoot 100
Life is good
Brysons caddie is going to steal his driver and the twenty backups he carries to force him to play links golf and the madman might succeed
>>149847413beats my longest drive of 330yards
you must be a big strong boy
please fuck my ass
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>>149851161These are so cool
Some wild iron shots on this one lol
>>149847958bryson is pure shit bro
Great start out the gate for Bryson
Bryson needs to bang some hookers
wow Hovland's putting is so good, aimpoint for the win!
>>149852312No. Aimpoint needs to be banned.
Why isn’t it called AimLine?
>>149852551yeah i was being sarcastic, his putting sucks
>>149852597his putting sucks most of the time
Lowery should’ve been penalized a third stroke for being a fat body
>>149852597>>149852631I'm sure he'll win a major soon. Any day now.
Fitzpatrick will wilt, Scottie will feed off energy of his playing partner collapsing and end the day 8 shots clear.
>his putting sucks
lol everybody's putting sucks
This Kimsey kid looks like Hatton’s friendly tall twin
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Bryson put his peaky blinders hat, bring back the side saddle putter and take it all tomorrow
>>149852723They’re so used to putting on greens that are 17 on the stimp that when they play a course with normal green speed they can’t adjust. Throw some lead tape on the putter, take some break out and firm it
Good morning bros, let's watch some golf.
Hovland couldn’t putt to save his mother’s life
Pretty grim section on how The Open is "green"
Don't placate the morons that think golf courses are worse than a waste of space
Mike Tirico is a great announce. NBC has a 10/10 booth. Dan Hicks and Kis later are the best in the biz.
>>149852782I remember an interview with Tiger a long time and he said links courses were the only courses where he considered using a mallet putter
>>149852782Why didn't they think of that? You should coach some of these tour pros.
gonna run to mcdonalds and get some breakfast, you boys need anything?
>>149852853Kisner sucks. I know all of you covid golfers that got into the game from watching barstool videos think he's cool because he drinks beer and has a fake southern accent but he sucks on tv. He says things are either incorrect or incredibly obvious with nothing in between.
>>149852898Bacon breakfast biscuit, two hash browns and a medium OJ
I had completely forgot Stenson existed. I remember most of the LIV guys, but for whatever reason he slipped through the cracks for me.
>>149852782No, like in general, on all greens in all tournaments, everybody's putting sucks.
You know why the make rate from 30ft is 7% and not 0%? Cause some of them got extremely lucky.
Some rando on the golf course told me I look like Shane Lowry the other day. I almost punched him straight in the maw
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>>149852901>all you Covid golfers lmao
>>149852898Egg sausage McMuffin meal with a small Coke and hash brows and two sausage McMuffins no egg.
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Get gud
what happened to bestwood? he had it cooking on thursday.
Do these bongs even like golf I mean nobody is yelling mashed potatoes or light the candle
Lee Westwood? More like Lee Westcould not
>>149852966This is one of those things that made more sense in your head like when reddit users say Faux News
>>149852918Putting is hard
Oh, you think the spin rates are your ally, but you merely adopted the cut. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see a trackman until I was already a man; by then, it was nothing to me but blinding! The high fades betray you, because they belong to me.
>>149852901Agree. Nothing interesting to say. I miss Miller
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>>149852959Of course they like golf, they even play it in the winter using these mats that the course hands out so they don't fuck up the turf cause it can't be repaired in winter.
johnson wagner is one of my fav guys on tv
If you can’t hit a baby fade with a two iron as thin as a butter knife using a balata ball I mean are you even a human being?
>>149852927It’s true. Can’t get a tee time anymore since covid. I miss the old days when golf wasn’t cool
>>149853060couple more indecent exposure charges and they’ll be calling him Johnson Waggler
>tiger golfers complaining about covid golfers
luh-mao like beaners voting Trump
>>149852996It's pretty obvious when you look at what pro's are putting with, they'll use bladed irons that are essentially identical to ones from 40 years ago but they'll try putting with anything that can be attached to the end of a shaft to get a tiny bit better on the greens.
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>>149853070Old Tom laughing as he stripes a feathery with a cleek while wearing a tweed suit
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Niggas is out there with pitching wedges with 39 degrees of loft lmao
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am I chopped?
>>149853193don’t forget Ricky’s jail break putter and Brooksie’s jailbait penis
I hear Brooks Koepka’s performance in the majors has been subpar lately due to his rediscovered love for minors
>>149853198This is what Bryson does. He takes a 6 iron and stamps an 8 on the sole so commentators jizz themselves when he carries an "8" iron 210 yards. I think his wedge is 40 deg with a 6 iron legnth shaft. I could hit that 170 yards too.
>>149853193Half a damn boat anchor
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>>149853231His wedges are normal-ish
>>149853172Makes you wonder what finally convinced them to take the coat off
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>British woman from Great Britain sperging out about American commentator saying “great” because “it’s not good English”
>>149853265He plays aa 40 deg PW but remember they're all the length of a 6 iron. It's why he can't chip and he'll never win a masters of open - he has no touch around the greens with a 38 inch wedge.
>>149853290Industry guys know he is winning both next year
>>149853374This is based and how industry folk golf.
>>149853290Not only are they long, they’re more upright as a consequence. His lofts are always gonna be fucked with that set up
Covid golfers are great I haven’t had to purchase golf balls in years since these dinks fell for the Reddit meme of buying a box of balls every round instead of stealing range balls like you’re supposed to
>bryson wearing a popped collar
lmao his entire existence is a rich kid bit from a 2000s teen comedy
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>>149853105Pre-tiger golferfag here
>>149853445For me it was Faldo
>>149853410True. They also think they need prov’s when in actuality they would shoot the exact same score with a range ball.
>>14985346390’s faldo was kino. 96 Masters was painful to watch but faldo gave no fucks
In the industry, we call those holey oney's
Why isn’t a hole in one called an ostrich?
Why isn't a hole in one called a cunny?
was hoping rahm missed and did that funny stare and arm thing
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>>149853504Based Faldo making the woman do the work. You know she made him sandwiches too.
Daaaaamn, Rory got some CAKE
>>149853509>industry bro>35 years playing >still no holey oneyThis is the reason for my mental health issues
>>149853539Pbj’s with natural preserves prolly
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>>149853445>>149853463>>149853504I would never take ‘96 away from Faldo. The ‘87 Masters with the larry mize magnet bullshit is the one that I wish Greg had won