Thread 149853575

Scottie in the lead followed by a buncha bums
Bryson making em seethe
Industry guys
Nick Faldo
Rory’s fat Irish ass

This year, at….
THE OPEN

They said Brooks Koepka missed the cut but those transients he left in a ditch would disagree

>>149853575 (OP)
For me, it's Babington's

nice stinger bryson lmao

>tfw two holes in one at top tracer
>three on the home sim
>one on a par three course
>no real holey oney

>>149853607
He hit the ol' reddit piss missile

Love how Reddit thinks Tiger invented 2 iron stingers lmao

Rory with the jew-anglo

>the state of this course
ever since Abe Ancer stopped getting invites the landscaping has really taken a turn for the worse

Who else rooting for Harman here

>>149853691
Nobody with eyes that’s for sure

>>149853713
I'd deflower his rose

>>149853827
Fat fuck is smoking a lollipop

>drives the green on a 400y par 4
>makes par
Bryson is severely overrated

I hope Wyndham Clark steps in dog shit

>>149853888
incredibly overrated, seems like a decent guy though

>>149853901
You better watch your mouth. He eats pieces of shit like you for breakfast!

If he didnt shit the bed on the first day he’d be in the top five

>>149853928
Get shotlink's cock out your mouth, he drove the green

who /scottie/ here

>>149853575 (OP)
Why are all these holes straight lines?

>>149853965
i sure as shit am, given up on my Norwegian bois, i'd rather see Scottie go 3/4 for his grand slam

if not him then Hatton, he's an interesting character. anything but Fitzpatrick and Harman tbqh

I don’t even tee off anymore, I just take the cart straight to the pin and drop there then tell everybody I drove the green.
As a cart Chad, I literally did

Industry guys know that is the green
>>149853928

On a par five, why can’t I tee the ball up on the green then putt it off the tee into the hole and take the penalty for teeing off outside of the box?

Who from the field is going to make a serious push today?

Phil is going to shoot a 61 today and make fools of us all

Rory sub-60 today

RORY

>>149854104
Still won't catch Scootie

>>149854071
Rpry is going to make a huge push, and then his pants will get all stinky lmao

Rory shoots 28 on the front then 43 on the back

>>149854044
Because after taking the penalty, you then have to go back and tee off from the correct area to complete the hole

>>149854274
That’s only in stroke play, in match play my opponent can accept the shot

getting my printer ready for the Rory apology forms.

When are we going to call him by his right name Ayy-berg and not the reddit Oh-berg

>a berg
>isnt jewish

>>149854319
There's 0 chance of him catching Scootie from 7-8 back of him

>Å
>ruins your alphabet
>nothing personell kiddœ

This niqqa gonna tie the lead then double double bogey

>industry-berg
>isn’t an industry guy

I'm not real big on golf history, but didn't I hear that Adolf Hitler guy did pretty well in Britain?

In honor of our hosts I’m going to make a grand feast today of beans on burnt toast with some boiled potatoes. If my nonwhite friends attend, I might even lightly salt them

>faggots and peas
>bangers and mash
>toad in the hole
>spotted dick
Are the English even capable of naming a food after something other than fucking?

>>149854410
Yes which caused this faggot named Winston Churchill to shid and piss his pants, and start a world world which eventually ruined the modern world.

>English
>is American

Playing from the correct tee box is the height of midwittery

I play from the second closest tee boxes

>>149854568
Fag. Go play putt-putt

/golf/ philistines wouldn't recognize a pre-world war 2 A. W. Tillinghast routing from an original Alister MacKenzie design if it jumped up and bit them on the ass.

>>149854484
I tee off from the blacks first hole to assert my dominance and join the group in the blues the rest of the way.

I wonder what Justin Rose's armpits smell like

Brooks Koepka tees off blacks but literally

>>149854589
I’m in the industry. Who are you?you’re no one.

>>149854616
Lilac and lavender with a hint of sage

>english
>is american

>>149854624
I'm Robert Golf, you'd better watch your mouth. My family controls the industry with an iron fist.

You just know Bryson still uses axe body spray

Scottiebros, how are we feeling today?

I know some of you fuckers have GoodGood merch

We need to get Congress to ban NBC from hosting any sporting events. I hate them so fucking much it's unreal.

>>149854624
who the fuck are you? I graduated from the Jim McLean Golf School at The Biltmore. I walked Arnold Palmer to first tee in 1975. You talentless hack.

Grant Horvat has a face made for submarines

Why do they call it a cup if I’m not supposed to put my balls in it?

>>149854591
Mackenzie’s bunkering is unmistakable. Tilly’s too come to think of it

Me Chinese, me play joke!

They should let the winner of the US and little Open pick the course for the following year

i could have paid £120 to attend this today as it's an hour away and there's loads of resale tickets but i simply couldn't be arsed

wonder how much a beer costs at it

Lee Westworld is actually a robit built for fucking

>>149854665
Never thought id see a fellow mclean disciple here

>VOTE
>VOTE

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>VOTE
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Right, well that's Harman done

>>149854591
Which major was the /le routing/ meme from again? LACC?

>Harmanlet
Elmer Fudd looking ass

I wish I had one of those MegaCorp hats

>>149854759
It's okay bro, everyone knows europoors can't afford to go watch their home tourney. It's all Americans in attendance

>>149854759
I went to Hoylake 2 years ago, it was £7.50 a pint, so probably 8 quid now, the robbing cunts.

>>149854827
I'm the only racism and shitposting chad here. I knew it.

Harman imploding!

>scootie
Can't par the first and expect to hold of rory now can we.

>>149854937
Wtf happened

>>149854759
It's better on tv I went to carnoustie in 2018 and couldn't see shit

Should Keegan Bradley be a playing captain in the Ryder Cup?

>>149854969
landed in a bunker and tried to get fancy

Brian Harmanlet

>>149854969
Spaghetti was spilled trying to get out of a bunker.

>>149854978
>singha

>>149854983
Yes

>>149854969
He forgot he was supposed to hit it onto the green

>>149855010
Haotong Li requested it

Do yuros like Scheffler?

>>149855065
They’re bitter and hate everything American

>32 years since an Englishman has win the British open
LOL
O
L

>>149855065
i like him

>>149854988
Not many greenside bunkers to land in on this course

>>149854969
he didn’t waggle enough

>all that autism
>still misses
Kekw

>>149855113
Add another year onto that
>fitzpatrick

>Shitzpatrick
It's over

>>149855141
well he found one of them, shot out, rolled back in, ended up with a double

>>149855113
>England's Open losing streak is even longer than Canada's Stanley Cup streak

>>149855065
>white
>christian
>american
>family man
I should in theory like him, but I just don’t. I think the issue is he beats the field with such a sizable lead that it doesn’t become that fun to watch, and on the other hand he doesn’t put on an absolute masterclass like Tiger used to do.

>>149855175
>christian
i like him a bit less now

Why do they call it the British open when Americans always win?

It’s not a coincidence Russel Henley never does his top button

/golf/ is popping off way more than it was for the masters
why is that?

Rose with the SHANKAPOTOMUS

>>149855187
>tf
>tp

godless viking pagan smdh

>links course
>no jimmy deans
probably only weird bri’ish sausages or bangers or flubblies or whatever they’re called

>>149855187
>flag
that’s surprising desu

>>149855200
it's too hot to be outside and play golf
>>149855220
not really, most nords are godless heathens. baptism is still a tradition though, and you get listed as a "registered christian" when you get baptised, so they pump the stats

It's Rose-over

>half the field under par
I thought links golf was hard

How can Rory drive it so far when he's a manlet?

>>149855286
You gotta get under the ball

>>149855286
think he plays a bit longer shaft, also perfect form

>>149855286
retard strength

>>149855286
He hits up on it

>>149855286
Have you seen his physique? One of the few athletes that could go toe-to-toe with Jake Paul

FITZY
I
T
Z
Y

>>149855160
Apologize

>>149855381
>backwards cap
shiiet why is he such a wigger mane?

>>149855286
Manlet rage fuels his swing

Fitzmagic

Snoke can’t close it

ffs Scottie, no need to make it so exciting

racist american commentator mistakes Fleetwood for Rose

Harman has the beard to the roller coaster guys stop fuckin with him

This Chinese nigga is juicing

Bingbongchingchong Li

Based humble Scottie missing putts on purpose to give Bongs any hope of winning the jug

What part of Northern Ireland are you lads from?

>>149855539
Tel Aviv

>>149855539
Lothlorien

>>149855539
dublin

oh god, Scottie lost his putting stroke again

If the oasis re-union happens I bet Tommy rejoins the band

have you guys watched pros irl before?
not your local PGA pro

maybe Scottie needs another rain shower, his putting glow-up didn't start until he had wet greens

I heard Tommy Fleetwood's wife and his mom were high school classmates

>>149855621
I went to a couple LGPA tour events

>>149855621
I’m in the industry….

>>149855621
I went to the Valero last year, here are a few takeaways:
>PGA players hate wind
>Rory is more of a manlet than you can tell on tv
>I can hit all the shots they do, just not as consistently
>Aberg smells really nice

Li looks like the impossiburu meme

>>149855646
you're a professional watcher?

>>149855621
I went to a Senior PGA Tour event when I was a kid and don’t remember anything from it

>Named after a movie character
I'd be so disappointed with my parents for being brainless media worshippers

>>149855712
>t. has a Biblical name like a good goy

I’d name my kid after Mel Gibson but not Martin Riggs.

Name your kid after Murtaugh he can tell the other kindergarteners he’s too old for this shit

>>149855687
kek yes he does

>>149855621
I've been to the Australian Open twice, loved it both times.
Was most impressed by the driving - just sounds and flies different.

>>149855745
>t. Khaleesi Smith

Why doesn’t Rory live in a castle if he’s Irish?

>>149855788
meant for >>149855725, not >>149855745

>>149855775
How do they keep the sand from falling out of the bunkers in Australia?

>>149855812
they install the bunkers upside down

>>149855812
everythings covered in spider silk mate

stream?

Is it true that the club heads are longer in Australia so when you throw them in anger they come right back?

>>149855855
no, they’re just curved

>>149855853
golfstreamsforpoorpeople.com

i want scheffie and fitz to stay around 10 and for Rory and Hatton to catch up, should make for a fun sunday

Is it true that Australians are still locked in their vaccination concentration camps

Kangaroo caddies and koala ball markers sounds pretty comfy to me

Kangaroos and koalas aren't friends

Xandy raping the par fives today like Brooks Koepka in a daycare

>>149855853
overweight in Asia

>>149855881
The cucked ones aren't

>>149855896
dangerously famished in America

Final pairing predictions for tomorrow?

>>149855894
>Brooks Koepka
Only the oldest of oldfags remember that name

>>149855894
just be yourself mate, we're all friends here

>>149855926
Scootie will be paired with someone who is trailing him by 4+ strokes. Everything else doesn't matter

>>149855926
Scoot and Rory

>>149855926
I predict they’ll tee off last

>>149855968
I'd wager they'll likely have the lowest scores for the tournament

Rose ded

>>149855968
Carlos!

Rose should just WD at this point

More like Justin Fell

Brian Harman should not do speaking commercials lmao

>>149856049
Bingbongchingchongdingdong Li

Everybody asks Hao Tong Li but nobody asks Why Tong Li

coverage is completely ad free in aus

>>149856078
Really? Here in the U.S. they mix in regular ad breaks with double-box ad breaks that push the main broadcast to a small window off to the left about every 3 minutes. Not shitting.

>>149856078
makes sense, no point in advertising to people who cant afford things

Hatton with the eagle

HATTON
A
T
T
O
N

>>149856112
they show the leaderboard for a minute or so every half hour but otherwise its just pure coverage

And just like that, another brit in the mix

>>149856162
Hatton is Saudi Arabian

>>149856170
No he’s not

>>149856177
He at least has some in him, from time to time

Why did Xander’s parents let George Lucas name him?

>>149856189
heh

aleXander

>>149856189
I doubt that. I think you’re just a mind broken seething redditor

If he was a girl he’d be TTie Scheffler

Tyrone Hatton? can't be british

>>149856217
If he ate beans he's be Farty Scheffler

Still thinking about that player named after that fucking lethal weapon character

Hatton follows up the eagle with a brutal slice lmao

>>149856260
To be fair, it's better than Clark being named after a fucking hotel chain

Is the Norweigian here? How's his idol, Thriston Lawrence, doing?

>>149856306
Are those boomers in the room with us right now?

what happened?

>rory touching another man's balls
confirmed.

balls, laddy!!!

2 stroke penalty for stroking the wrong ball

>Rory McIlroy hits his shot, and out appears a second ball! Hidden in the turf below him. I've never seen that before.
I'm not watching wtf is this?

>>149856320
Yes
>>149856296

>>149856352
quantum duplication

Hatton seems like the kinda guy with a short but thick penis

>>149856352
He hit it in a top filte graveyard of fescue and the old ball came out the ground like the undertaker under rory's divot.

>>149856352
some ancient irishman left his ball there some thousands of years ago and Rory hit it in the same spot

>rory hits a drive to the same spot as some weekend hack
hmmmm

>>149856317
who?

Scootie eagle chance. It begins.

Weather boringly nice today

>>149856436
DON’T LET HIM GET HOT

>>149856449
hoping for raging storm tomorrow, links needs wind defence

Scottie finally got bored of waiting for someone to challenge him today and decided to Eagle at the 7th

>>149856434
Thinking back, it was a Croatian who was being super annoying in the US Open thread. Norway catching strays, my bad

>>149856449
looks better tomorrow

>>149856474
no worries

Zooming in on rory's bag sponsor to pimp an NBC related product is disgusting. Maybe you euros are onto something with american TV coverage

Rory seems to be falling off, seems all he's good for atm is around -3 or -4 on the day

>>149856489
imagine being this late to the party

When I said Phil would shoot 61 I mean on the front nine

wish Hatton wasn't a LIV cuck, he's fun to watch, no pun intended

R O R Y

>>149856494
KWABOTY

>>149856537
>>149856545
i reverse jinxed him, you're welcome

>red nike shirt in a major
What a tryhard little manlet. Funniest part is he's wearing it on Saturday, doesn't have the balls to do it on a Sunday

kino

>>149856573
Tiger can't own red for perpetuity

>>149856573
you also wouldn’t wear a hat in church

>>149856573
>Fri Day Red
lmao

>>149856616
I don't go anywhere that I can't wear a hat. I've skipped weddings and funerals due to this rule

Are the $125 polos (H&B, Greyson, Johnnie O, PM, etc) actually worth it? The TJ Maxx nike and under armour seem good enough for me.

What would happen if you wore red on Sunday? Is Tiger going to pop forty Vicodin, hobble his way over, and have a word with you? Lmao

>>149856634
Yes

Only 2 people in this world are allowed to wear red on a golf course: Tiger Woods and Rocco Mediate

>the only black player in the field is Tony Finau
Justin Rose must be having a fit

im blind i cant see

>>149856654
Finau is a poo

>>149856663
He’s one of those Spam niggas

someone lit the candle

>>149856654
Charlie Woods will be on the PGA soon enough, the blackness getting a bit washed out though

>>149856654
It's kind of incredible that golf seemed to totally evade the woke witch hunt over the last 5 years and continues to be dominated by upper class suburban whites with no one really complaining about it.

>>149856659
sounds like you’re ready for a career as an umpire. Can you call balls and strikes?

>>149856672
Charlie Woods will never escape the shadow of his father and he’ll turn into the Charlie Sheen of golf. Cap this post.

I HAD TO FALL
TO LOSE IT ALL

just stood up in my front room and screamed kino at this linkin park scottie mashup

>>149856676
You can't force DEI practices in an individual sport. Unless they start giving a couple melanin based exemptions to the cut line every tournament, it will never happen

>>149856647
literally nobody thinks this except you lmao

>>149856694
I'm dahyin ova ear

>>149856676
one of my hometown courses was redeveloped as an affordable housing complex

>>149856700
>Unless they start giving a couple melanin based exemptions to the cut line every tournament
>he doesn’t know

>>149856692
ultimate comfy life, never have to work, can just enjoy himself and play golf, sure he'll never achieve the heights of his father, but if he can live with that it's cruise control all the way

>>149856700
https://www.pgatour.com/content/social-responsibility
lel

In tigers book, he says his father used to call him a nigger on the practice green to get him ready for the inevitable abuse he’d suffer as a black golfer in a white sport. Will Tiger also call Charlie a nigger?

>Imagine having to pay for driving range balls
>His club doesn't offer sunlight acces and free unlimited balls on site

>>149856740
I mean I will if he won’t

>>149856740
If he truly cares about him, he should

>>149856740
He’ll probably force him to read the matchthreads in between holes

>>149856745
every club on the planet offers free range balls. that's what you pay for...

>>149856740
hard to claim it's a white sport anymore when the GOAT is black and universally loved

more blacks should play golf tbqh, maybe fewer of them would chimp out if they experienced some culture

holy fuck it's cool to see Gotterup be in the mix, he didn't even have an invite to the open before last weeks scottish open

>>149856770
No, they'll just start chimping on golf courses.

>>149856747
you’re a good guy anon

>>149856782
>gotterup
ktim when i see a womans arse

>>149856784
idk, i still have faith, my racism still separates black gentlemen from niggers

NBC has completely lost the plot. They don't know what hole rory's on, they don't know who'ss putting first in a group. This is brutal.

>>149856747
Dangerously based

>>149856770
>more blacks should play golf tbqh, maybe fewer of them would chimp out if they experienced some culture
ahhh the refreshing naivety of a European when it comes to the nq. It’s darling

>>149856816
i'll stay blissfully naive until i run into one nig too many

>its 2028
>PGA “increase the darkies” plan has succeeded
>the pro shop serves malt liquor and chicken
>watermelon rinds on the course
>the smell of blunts permanently in the air
>fights on the tee box over scuffed jordans
>parking lot filled with hellcats
>stray bits of torn out weave in the fairway from the Friday singles nines
>chained up pitbulls outside
ya sounds great

Golf needs more zesty Latinx and gophers, thanks NBC

>>149856855
>the pro shop serves malt liquor and chicken
based
>watermelon rinds on the course
based
>the smell of blunts permanently in the air
not based
>fights on the tee box over scuffed jordans
unlimited lolcow content
>parking lot filled with hellcats
based
>stray bits of torn out weave in the fairway from the Friday singles nines
unlimited lolcow content
>chained up pitbulls outside
as long as they are fed and watered.
I'm white btw

i hope Scheffler takes this, only US open left for the career grand slam then

if not him then Gotterup or Hatton.

I played in a charity tournament with Tony Finau and Harold Varner III. Koepka was in the group in front of us. It was a delightful day until after the turn when we found a bucket of fried chicken on the tee box. Tony was pissed and wanted to fire one right at Koepka who was in the fairway waiting on Cantlay's group. HV3 was bothered but tried not to let it show. It only got worse from there..
On the 11th, we found a suspicious divot pattern at the back of the tee box. It looked awfully like the letter "N". Tony saw it first and you could tell he was losing it. HV3 just shook his head.
We didn't see any shenanigans on the 12th except for a single straight long divot next to the ball washer.
The 13th hole was the kicker. Koepka had clearly carved a "G" into the teebox. Tony lost it, he ran down the fairway and only his clumsiness saved Koepka from taking a 9 iron to the back of his skull.
Koepka, grinning like the Cheshire Cat himself, just laughed at laughed as Tony writhed in pain and HV3 shed a tear. A dark day in the game of professional golf.

>>149856915
would be cool to see Rory win at home, but Scheffler's dominance is impressive and worth rallying behind

>>149856919
Oh that’s nothing, when Brooks was at Augusta, rumor has it that he kept asking the patrons where "the hanging tree is" while gesturing to the subtle noose tied to his bag.

"Tony's gonna flip" he giggled.

>>149856933
Rory picking up a birdy now on 15, putting him at -8, 5 strokes behind Scheffie who has a bunch of holes left. it's not impossible though, but Rory would have to step up even more tomorrow and Scott will have to finish weak today and implode tomorrow

Mike Tirico’s father was a milk dud

Harman, Finau, Lowry and the Højgaards fell off the cliff.

Harris English looks like a Hannah-Barbara drawing come to life

This black guy at work always calls him Xander Soufflé and it takes all my willpower not to crack up every time

>>149856957
yeah it's kinda frustrating. obviously credit to Scottie for playing great so far, but it kinda sucks that Scottie just started the back 9 yet is already so far ahead

as a new golfer (and watcher), just makes Sundays feel like eventful when the leader is so far ahead. then again it makes sense and puts importance on the early rounds

They should put a small circle somewhere on each hole like maybe 5 feet in diameter. If you hit your drive into the circle then hole out from inside the circle then you get to score the hole as zero.

My wife has never had any interest in playing golf, I've dragged her along a few times but she's never really been into it. She just texted me and said she's going to try on some "golfing outfits" while she's out today. What are the current trendy golf outfits for chicks I can steer her toward?

>>149856855
legalized hockey-style fights over scuffed Js will save the sport

finally a Scottie shot I can replicate

>>149857045
>>149857064
don't really need the slutty no-bra top, but the skirt is essential

>>149856993
Ruh roh, first major hiccup from Scottie today

>>149857081
i want Scottie at -12 and Rory at -10, and for Fitz and Li to fall off completely, kino Sunday inc

>>149857073
>>149857081
It's OVER, pack it up Scottiebros. Better luck next year

>>149857096
Rory needs to par the 16th to have any chance tomorrow

>>149857073
flyer lie

>>149857064
>>149857076
Weirdly my wife's tits actually look similar to Grace's. Or they did before kids at least

>>149857130
>Or they did before kids at least
RIP

>>149857130
buy her new tits anon, the tech is pretty good these days, just avoid the bolt on doctors

>>149857045
It doesn't matter what you like. Tell her to go try on the cutesy skirts and tops at any generic ahtletic store. Dick's or even Target is fine. Lululemon if she's into that stuff is better.

>>149857097
False flag, we are SO BACK

Scottiebros we're back

Looks beautiful out there today. I need to go next year.

>>149857130
So many cup sizes did they grow since then?

Is there a chicken in the background?

>>149857158
The only birds you're hearing are the British 10/10s in the gallery

we cannot have an insidious chinaman win this

how is Scottie so tall yet one of the shorter drivers? guy should easily be outdriving manlets like Rory, yet he's a good 20yds shorter

>>149857136
Pregnancy and nursing is undefeated against boobs sadly

>>149857140
We've talked about it but I hate the way fakes look

>>149857141
I'll try to steer her toward dicks and the PGA store

>>149857154
Opposite problem. They completely deflated after losing the baby weight.

>>149857172
both Li and Fitzpatrick are charisma voids, hope they fall off

>>149857174
dyel arms

fat bob fuming

>>149857166
This is an 8 in Bongistan

>>149857174
dex build over str

>>149857175
>but I hate the way fakes look
as an experienced coomer i've seen some pretty realistic fakes, trick is to get a good doc and not go too big, if it's just a lift and some stuffing to perk them up a bit you can get good results

>>149857045
remind her she’s not supposed to wear panties

haotong li looks exactly like the guy in your school project who hates your guts when he finds out you're fucking an asian girl.

Macintyre such a fucking child

>>149857045
Skorts! They're fun.

“Hitting a big cut” is really just playing the slice and i hate how they fluffs these pros balls by hiding that fact

>>149857194
She keeps saying she wants a lift but apparently you have to get implants in conjunction with a lift

>>149857221
lmao I fingered her on a golf course once when we were like 19 and thought that was a cool thing to do. We parked behind the water cooler shed between two holes where we were hidden in the woods and I fingered her for like 2 minutes thinking it was the hottest thing in the worldd

>>149857235
fuck you just brought back memories of my engineering undergrad when I was dating an asian chick, and all the asian guys in my courses were always mad when they found out

i think we're still in it speefbros... 58 is the score we need for tomorrow and we've got a good chance. anything can happen with the weather, so i think it's in the cards.

>>149857263
yeah and i think Hovland is gonna make a run for it, he just needs to birdie every par 3 and par 4 and eagle the 5's

>>149857249
If it's on purpose, it's a strong fade/cut

I bring my Latina zoomer with me golfing precisely because she’s bored the hole time. She inevitably wants to have sex in the bushes to break the monotony. After I get off I don’t give a shit if TikToks the rest of the day away

>>149857249
Sponsors demand "fair coverage" from the network rather than letting the announcers call a spade a spade

Of course one of the local drunk townies picked it up to improve Rory’s lie

if i was in prison and i had to rape a man and it was one of this lot id rape fitzpatrick and thats a fact

>>149857314
Thanks for confirming that

>>149857314
This is a good question, if you were imprisoned with this field who would you rape?
Sam Burns for me

I bet $5 Hatton owns something with a bulldog on it

>>149857333
you don't have to fuck dudes just cause you're in prison anon

>>149857314
I'd rape Rory, 100%. I'd dominate him, show him his true place as a manlet. I'd make him wear a dress.

Lmao hand shake kid got ICED by Rory

>>149857314
i want to say deshambles but i think hed enjoy it too much

It's over. Tomorrow is going to be a Scottie procession.

Fitzy with the adrenaline rush from anons post just airmailed the green lmao

>>149857333
Jacob Olesen. Rory a close second he's got an ample backside.

how do you over hit that much as a pro golfer on the 3rd day?

>>149857140
I handle a client that just had to replace her implants she got 5 years ago because the manufacture issued a recall. I know because she tried to file it as a business expanse, kek

>Shitzpatrick
At this rate, a Scottie/Rory final pairing could still happen

Harry Hall with the old school pervert vibe

Oh no no no no look at the top of his head!

>>149857421
>recall on tits
that's pretty funny

>>149857410
see>>149857403

>>149857421
maybe she onlyfans on the side lol
(are cosmetic procedures business expenses for whores?)

we might get Hatton/Scheffler pairing tomorrow
holy kino

Titleist out here pretending that callaway hasn’t been putting three lines on the ball for like ten years now lol

>>149857175
tell her to send changing room pics and post them here

Hotdog Lee!

>>149857460
>lines on the ball

Fitz noooooo

Brooks Koepka is the kinda guy to say "L.O.L." out loud instead of laughing like a regular person when he watches a kid in a wheelchair tumble down a staircase.

imagine if Li wins, biggest anticlimax ever

>both lowest scoring open back 9s were at this course
course is too fucking easy then isn't it. also it looks very small compared to some links courses

A Li win guarantees a ree

>>149857421
guten abend hans

gibt es gut deutsch fernsehen zum sprache lernen?

I've tried german youtube shows but they're ass and clearly meant as educational, not actual entertainment

Scottiebros....

You just know TV executives are begging for Li NOT to get paired up with Scottie tomorrow

>>149857446
She is a dating coach influencer. So i guess it's money well spent.
Not that i think it's not a scam but it seems to be working.

>Rory has a perfect round
>Still 5 back from Scottie, who has 4 holes to go

>>149857581
At least he would make Scottie look exciting in comparison

Cracking beer #1

>>149857620
is that what the whores are calling themselves these days? god bless em, lol, that's clever

>>149857713
with you, fren, you aint drinkin alone
cheers

Imagine the seethe if that vietnamese guy in 2nd wins the open

>>149857544
No real entertainment on german tv unless you like boomer crime series. Maybe Babylon Berlin but im not big on German productions because it's usually shit. I'd just watch children's tv

>>149857742
i think its fun when meme flags win so i wouldn't mind

>>149857733
cheers anon, let’s have a day

Go Hatton!

>>149857850
Of course Redditors love Tiger

>>149857748
>boomer crime series
undefeated in every country

>English
>American

Brysons 58 tomorrow steals the show

Guys, I think the Claw Grip™ is the real deal

>>149857934
Yeah when he walks off the course after 12 holes lmfao

GARRETT NOOOOOOOO

Well, that's a wrap. Chinaman-Scootie final pairing tomorrow is inevitable

>ZERO Akshay Bhatia tv coverage
Why

why doesnt anyone bust out the happy gilmore grip for funsies
hell, netflix should pay a guy to do it for a round as marketing for the sequel

>>149858008
Nobody wants to see that

>>149858008
Racism

>>149858008
saar do not redeem

>>149858020
I was watching The Big Break the other day and some doofus was chipping with the hockey grip

>>149858008
>>149858106
Open??? Open bobs??????

Li gonna break under pressure tomorrow and Scottie will walk it in

>>149858169
2023-tier borefest tomorrow.

>>149858169
Supposed to be rain tomorrow, I think a lot of guys will shit the bed. Scottie will probably just stay around even and win by 5-7 strokes

>>149858193
Scheffler was putting even better yesterday after some rain showers, he might move even farther away from the rest

"Rory's gonna get ya", think that dude has had a few too many beers

Scottie doesn't even acknowledge the crowd anymore

Scottie getting hairmogged by Fitzy

>>149858265
he's in that father mindset "kid and family is all that matters, this is just a sport"

every year with that rugrat the eye of the tiger will fade

thanks scottie. no need to watch tomorrow.

Is Fitzy taking a shit or what?

>S-Scottie is... boring!
Why?

>>149858702
People are too retarded to appreciate humble talent when they see it, then seethe when Scottie doesn't fist pump or jump in the air after every holeout. That's what the other Tour is for

Now that there’s almost no point in watching the final round tomorrow, and I still have half a rack of beer left, anyone have any movies they want to recommend?

why is rory such a dogshit golfer?

>>149859453
Happy Gilmore

>>149859773
thanks, but I did just happen to rewatch that a few days ago.

>>149859269
>That's what the other Tour is for
>the other Tour
go back

>>149857045
No woman has the attention span for 18 holes

>>149859972
That's why my plan is to let her parade around in her little skirt for a few hours so she feels like we did something fun and then we fuck when we get home. I get golf and sex, that's a win.

>>149853575 (OP)
Man fuck betting on golf, is Haoting Li 4 back yeah but come on second place in 3 rounds should have made me something at least give me 80 Scheffler 12 Li but fuck you 4 Li?

played 18 this morning
playing 18 again tonight at a different course
summer is great

>>149863192
KWAB

>>149863192
If it were anybody other than Scottie in the lead you might have had a chance. 0% chance he lets it slip tomorrow.

>>149863192
>gambling
lmao I hope you lose all of your money

>>149863234
based. I'm playin tomorrow with the boys

Hotdog Li - Reddit
Scootie Shuffler - 4chan

>>149859453
Goldfinger

>>149859972
That’s why god only gave them three

>>149867439
Reminder: if your wife lets you do anal she's trailer trash

>>149867575
>t. has never assfucked his wife into submission

>>149867851
I don't understand how replies work on twitshit, so I have no idea what I'm lookin at here

>>149869580
It's just a basic joke, bro. Rory would have to shoot Scottie to have a chance to win tomorrow.

>>149867851
We don't post normie media screenshots here, fag.

>>149869867
Oh nice, I've met the /golf/ gatekeeper. While you're here, can I ask why we don't keep a /golf/ thread up to discuss weekly tournaments which are almost always kino? It would seem that making these threads exclusively for the majors is casual as hell, and not indicative of a real golf sicko. I'll hang up and listen, thanks.

>>149854840
Correct

>>149870480
I used to regularly post threads but they never filled up with anything except my Brooks Koepka stories

>>149867851
gottem

Hit it on in 2 playing a par 5 this afternoon, about a 10ft putt for my first eagle
Missed it

any of you bozos have the srixon zxi 5 or zxi 7's?

>>149876759
I remember a while back (might've been US Open threads) some guys in here talking about owning the zxi5s. They seem to get pretty good praise all around

>>149876840
yeah i'm thinking of getting a combo set, 4-5i in zxi5 and the rest 6-PW in zxi7

temper temper sergio

>>149876889
My brother has the 7s. I’ve hit them. They’re good. Nuclear. Hit them a club and a half farther than my titleist blades, which i have no business playing anymore

>>149877139
yeah everyone seems to think the zxi7's look, sound and feel the best, but even tour players step down to zxi5's in the 4 and 5 irons for more forgiveness and loft

idk, i don't have aspirations to join the PGA tour, might just get a full set of zxi7's for the feel and sound and deal with slightly more punishing long irons

>>149877189
depends how much you give a shit about scoring or maybe the courses you're playing I suppose. If you're mostly just playing a few regular courses close to you, why not get the 7s and just enjoy the shots

>>149877358
ye that's what i'm thinking

Just put a pot of coffee on. Bout to get comfy and watch Scottie make this tournament boring as fuck.

>>149877409
A source close to the Scheffler camp told me he's planning to septuple bogie the 1st to keep things interesting.

with how many birdies are being scored on the front 9 already he needs to go OB on the first or second hole to make it interesting at all

supposed to be some wind and rain later in the day, maybe that will keep it interesting

Subway Happy Gilmore cups

>>149870480
The Industry has imposed limits on how often threads are allowed. Artificial scarcity is good for the future of the Industry itself.

>>149874864
Brooks Koepka racism stories ARE golf, and golf IS Brooks Koepka racism stories

>>149877619
I heard The Industry rules over 4channel jannies with an iron fist and forces them to autosage non-major golf threads, that's why they never last more than a day or so. If the jannies refuse, their retirement accounts are in jeopardy.

>>149877690
kek

>>149877690
He just like me fr

>Dechambeau has started par-par-birdie-birdie
>just drove it 342 to front edge of the green to within 36yrds
>cant watch any of it because i have to watch fatass rham and lowery fucking around in the rough
and why would i want to watch that skinny brown twink Bhatia whos not doing anything when Dechambeau is driving 380yrd greens

BECAUSE WE NEEEEEEEEED EACH OTHER

Lowery's facial expression is always like he's watching his wife try and line up with the entrance to a car wash.

this chick commentator has pronounced probably 10 names incorrectly so far today

>>149877483
Sources telling me that the randa contacted Scotties camp last night pleading to him to let the field back in it (ratings). Apparently Scottie chuckled and agreed
>t. Industry guy

>>149878573
If he shot 62 every day he'd set the major scoring record

>>149878573
and he still would've started the day 5 behind Scottie, who will shoot a "safe" 68 and win da open by 3 strokes

>>149878649
source?
>>149878745
We'll see about that.

>>149853834
me next please
x

cam on rory btw

>>149877916
gotta grow the game lad

>>149855621
I was at the US Open last month. Watching the players suffering was hilarious. It was also funny listening to the truckers rip their horns going down the highway and fucking with anyone on the greens or tee boxes near it. With that being said, Oakmont isn’t the best course to watch golf from since that’s not what it was designed for. Going to a tournament like the Players has much better sight lines for spectators according to others I talked to there

SCHEFFLER'S ON TEE BOX
NO TURNING BACK NOW
ARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH

jEEZE sCHEFFLER DIDN'T GET THAT

>no first hole birdie
thinking it's over for rory

Is Hao Tong one of those gooks with an Ozzie accent like Min Woo?

>>149879203
No, he's pure.

DeChadBro -7 with five left to play

Feels good to be a Scottiechad, bros

have mercy, scottie

Wouldn’t it better if Tiger made the cut and was sitting at +1 but hogged the coverage all day?

feels better being an industry chad

>I win so much I don't even care anymore
scottie disrespected the field with that one

Bring back the Challenge Belt

will Rickie Fowler ever win an major?

>>149879413
nope

this is so over

it was nice of Dechambeau to give everyone a head start, but he may have overdone it.

>scottie hits the fat part of the green with a mid iron yet again
Turns out doing this 12x a round is the key to playing elite golf. Bomb and gougecels btfo

>nu
>>149879480

chris giddyup

Can’t believe it, Li is going to fold like a Chinese takeout box and Scottie Snoozler is going to take it.

>>149879502
pretty believable tbqh

also, Rory is on pace for his usual -3 for the day, no way he's catching up

More like Hao Tong Reeeee

mcilroy in for an early cucking