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Anonymous United Kingdom 7/20/2025, 9:37:01 AM No.149875972 [Report] >>149876492 >>149876603 >>149888766 >>149890877
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Does anyone else think that Erling Haaland looks like the type of guy that is awkward and shy around girls, lol.
Anonymous Germany 7/20/2025, 9:39:33 AM No.149876002 [Report] >>149876044 >>149876481 >>149876506 >>149891044
Who over the age of 16 is unironically shy around girls? Just talk to them, they love talking. You can even ask questions that genuinely interest you right away or dumb shit like what their favourite animal is ans then tell them why theyre wrong and why your favourite animal is better. Just keep smiling and theyll love it.
Anonymous United Kingdom 7/20/2025, 9:42:36 AM No.149876044 [Report] >>149876987
>>149876002
>Who over the age of 16 is unironically shy around girls?
A lot of guys on 4chan apparently, do you ever visit other boards?
Anonymous Romania 7/20/2025, 10:22:00 AM No.149876481 [Report] >>149876570 >>149876987 >>149890802
>>149876002
>i like dogs you like dogs? please respond
Anonymous Australia 7/20/2025, 10:23:24 AM No.149876492 [Report] >>149876634
>>149875972 (OP)
Because he looks like a neanderthal that just got thawed out of a glacier
Anonymous United States 7/20/2025, 10:24:43 AM No.149876506 [Report]
>>149876002
This just be yourself dude
Anonymous Argentina 7/20/2025, 10:31:10 AM No.149876570 [Report]
>>149876481
your ass owes me sex
Anonymous Egypt 7/20/2025, 10:35:41 AM No.149876603 [Report]
>>149875972 (OP)
he looks like he has 20 children from 8 different women that he enslaved during his conquests
Anonymous United Kingdom 7/20/2025, 10:36:04 AM No.149876607 [Report] >>149876624 >>149890580
He looks like the kid at school that always smelled of prawns or fish
Anonymous United Kingdom 7/20/2025, 10:37:20 AM No.149876624 [Report]
>>149876607
Why is that?
Anonymous United Kingdom 7/20/2025, 10:38:21 AM No.149876634 [Report] >>149890016
>>149876492
He looks like he was pulling mad chav pussy during his secondary school time.
Anonymous Germany 7/20/2025, 11:19:10 AM No.149876987 [Report] >>149877049
>>149876044
Pretty sure everyone is just larping desu
>>149876481
Yes.
Anonymous United Kingdom 7/20/2025, 11:31:25 AM No.149877049 [Report] >>149877244
>>149876987
You are somehow more retarded than the people you're mocking.
Anonymous Germany 7/20/2025, 12:00:43 PM No.149877244 [Report]
>>149877049
Who am I even mocking thoughbeit? And yes, I can be a bit slow.
Anonymous Germany 7/20/2025, 1:59:02 PM No.149878180 [Report] >>149888451 >>149888821
Well he is/was very shy. Iam a Dortmund fan and remember seeing him giving an interview and press conference right after he transferred to Dortmund and you could clearly see how uncomforable he was with people asking him questions.They literally had to beg him to answer with anything other than just "yes" or "no". In one particular case a german interviewer asked him how well he settled in Dortmund, where he lives, if he has found a house already and if he feels comfortable around the city, and he just said "yes".
Anonymous United Kingdom 7/21/2025, 3:19:56 AM No.149888451 [Report]
>>149878180
Maybe he just hates the media, can't blame him for that.
Anonymous Chile 7/21/2025, 3:57:30 AM No.149888766 [Report]
>>149875972 (OP)
he looks like the typical jottünheim grendel that raid villages from the nordlands and kidnapp the youngest maidens and take them to his muddy cave with the only purpose of forced and loveless copulation
Anonymous United States 7/21/2025, 4:01:05 AM No.149888800 [Report]
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Nordic people are shy and autistic in social situations because they have what's called "intelligence" and also can do what's called "thinking" which is an alien concept to shitskin dumb nigger animals who just blurt out the first garbage that comes to their mind without hesitation. I'm sure you also call Haaland a tap in merchant without acknowledging the intellect and awareness he has to find creases to get himself open for those tap ins.
Anonymous United States 7/21/2025, 4:03:26 AM No.149888821 [Report]
>>149878180
Stonewalling media jackals is as based as it gets.
Anonymous Canada 7/21/2025, 4:42:08 AM No.149889147 [Report] >>149890006 >>149890588 >>149892994
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Well he does have a girlfriend
Anonymous United Kingdom 7/21/2025, 6:53:51 AM No.149890006 [Report]
>>149889147
jesus christ...
Anonymous United States 7/21/2025, 6:55:06 AM No.149890016 [Report] >>149890397
>>149876634
nah he's genuinely not attractive with women.
Anonymous United Kingdom 7/21/2025, 8:06:05 AM No.149890397 [Report] >>149890996
>>149890016
I can see him being too much but attractive? Must be american view that tyrone is better or something.
Anonymous United Kingdom 7/21/2025, 8:45:59 AM No.149890580 [Report]
>>149876607
There is a condition that causes some peoples sweat to smell fishy
Anonymous United Kingdom 7/21/2025, 8:47:31 AM No.149890588 [Report]
>>149889147
Nose but no milkers
Anonymous Australia 7/21/2025, 9:37:38 AM No.149890802 [Report]
>>149876481
kek
Anonymous Canada 7/21/2025, 9:57:04 AM No.149890877 [Report]
>>149875972 (OP)
He has fucked more girls than you have ever made eye contract with.
Anonymous United States 7/21/2025, 10:25:16 AM No.149890996 [Report]
>>149890397
Nah he isn't even attractive in Europe as well. His facial features are all over the place.
Anonymous United Kingdom 7/21/2025, 10:35:32 AM No.149891044 [Report]
>>149876002
Based Hans, all incels are failures who deserve mockery. May their suffering be magnified, multiplied, enshrined in perpetuity. Amen.
Anonymous Chile 7/21/2025, 4:22:31 PM No.149892994 [Report]
>>149889147
>flat chest
> no curves, ass or short hair
what is the point? even hunter schaefer is sexier