Well done Usyk, well done...

HOWEVER

I sometimes wish it was 2015. Id be 21, bullshitting my way through uni, hanging around the gym for 3 hours and pissing in the sink at home whilst smoking Red Gauloises. Id play dota 2 with my lads, watch some movie Ive already seen twice on kinox.to or whatever or go nap at the Freibad whilst ogling and rating groups of girls with my buddy Julian. A cheeky game of beach volley here, a caretta orange there, and whenever I get really bored I watch some pewds and idubbz in the uni library, procrastinating. But again, there is a time for everything and this particular time has gone. And idubbz should know.

>>149876085 (OP)
Succubi are real. Never fall for their tricks.

>>149876157
you were doing good till you mentioned dota 2,fuckin dweeb lmao

>>149876661
>playing vidya with 5 irl friends is le bad and nerderino
Idc, I was happy

>>149876085 (OP)
>tattoos

>that video where an old childhood friend contacts idubbz while he's streaming and he gets all excited and they start reconnecting and then his wife immediately blurts out that ian shits his pants now due to IBS and asks if he shit his pants when he was a kid too which immediately kills their conversation
I will never understand why anyone stays married to people who seem to exist just to make them miserable

when will this demon divorce this ghoul?

>>149876935
i take it back, based

>>149877229
Its fine, we all step a bit outta line here from time to time. I appreciate your 'tegridy. Most people here would never correct themselves

>>149877102
She's his first according to ethan klein.. he lost it at like 28. your brain releases some oxy chemical the first time you nut in a girl, it's where the whole high school sweetheart "never forget your first" comes from. He's going through something that happens to most during teen years, except he's wasting some of the last prime years he has. rare scenario where he'd actually have been better off wizardmaxxing or just nutting in a proz. most men have an embarrassing simp story, but you're meant to get it out when the consequences aren't high

>>149876085 (OP)
usyk cant hang with americans thats why hes beating the shit out of brits for a career

>>149877041
if you have a look at her instagram but you start with her early posts, it's really depressing how she got from normie looking girl next door to this cancerous stage where she is at right now

>>149876157
Same but 18

>>149876085 (OP)
why are there so many 30+ millennials on this website go start a family or something

>>149879309
My guy I have a loving wife and a great son, possibly making another one soon. I am here because sometimes its fun and old habits die hard

>>149879393
>a great son
how would you react in a few years if you found out he posts here?

>>149879415
Meh this is a normie website these days and it depends on what he posts. Few frogs, digits, "have sex" never hurt anybody. But I will take away all technology and move my family to my parents shed innawoods if I ever catch him making a pissi vs penaldo thread

>>149879393
That's so lame.
Fuentes: anyone who says "my wife" is gross and gay.

>>149879474
Well fortunately he didn't say "my wife" he said "I have a loving wife".

>>149876157
similar but now we play turbo dota

>>149877615
Huh, that's weird I immediately ghosted the first girl I nutted in. I was 19 at the time tho

>>149876157
>>212963310

>QoS tattoo on forearm

>>149879309
Boomer website you little bum, you are not among peers here

HES KEKED! HES POOR!

>>149876644
>succubi
This bitch aint even hot, thats the saddest part