Can the average soccer player take this tackle without dying?

Can the average sudaca ever watch and comment on sports from his own continent?

>>149893558
well american football seems to be inspired by rugby, and Argentina is one of the best rugby's countries.

>>149893727
>and Argentina is one of the best rugby's countries.
lol

>>149893047 (OP)
of course not but soccer players aren't used to taking hits like handegg players are, its different when you get used to it
but freak leg breaks happen frequently like with that "german" mutt not even a month ago and thats way worse than what you posted where mahomes just walked it off

>>149893901
The worst leg break I ever saw was in an American football game.

Nah. Soccer players get put on stretchers over light taps to the foot. A 300 lb bull would send them straight to the morgue

>>149894041
you mean a 200 kg gorilla

>>149893047 (OP)
That’s not a tackle

>>149893727
you are to rugby what we are to football

>>149893047 (OP)
No.

LOOKEE DERR CLIFF, IT'S CHUCK DELEROY SNEEDICIOUS II, 300LBS OF TEXAN LINEBACKER HUSTLIN N' BUSTLIN DOWN THERE SIDELINE LIKE A FENTANYL FREIGHT TRAIN. THIS HERE BOI IS A COLLEGIATE ATHELETE WITH OVER 700 CONFIRMED CONCUSSIONS AND A BLOOD PRESSURE THAT COULD TAKE YE TO DA MOON. HE BE FACIN' OFF TODAY IN MTN DEW™ GEORGE FLOYD REMEMBRANCE ARENA AGAINST ALL STAR FIVE TIME SMASH BOWL FINALIST CHUCK MCSUCK, WHO CAN CONSOOM HERE 15 WHOPPERS IN A 4.4 DASH - NOW ALL RISE OR KNEEL FOR THE SHITE SPANGLED SPANNER.

>>149893047 (OP)
reminder that if you have the power to hit a ball from the association football midfield to the goal (something most amateurs players are able to do) then you would be 1.5 metres away from tieing the NFL record for longest field goal
if you can throw a ball that fits in your hand inside a 45x90cm square from 15 metres away then you can throw a strike and thats considered athletic in the US
dont let these 500kg 2m tall negros impress you, american sports are really really simple, slow paced and so dumbed down so even the obese, the mentally retarded, the disabled can practice it easily and most importantly understand it so they can consume it

>>149893892
Hold on there mate, they ain’t bad am they

>>149893047 (OP)
with a helmet like that yeah

>>149893047 (OP)
>Can the average soccer player take this tackle without dying?
How will your egg/handball bulldozer ever reach the average football player? He's neither able of that speed nor can he stand 1/10th of his range.

>>149895287
yurosissies could never
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uR9_PDgGRY

>>149893047 (OP)
Rugby and its abortions American/Australian Football are such ugly sports to watch. There is no beauty in neither of them.

>>149895422
Kickers are always white though. Black kickers simply don't exist (weak mind)

>>149895422
>Soccer goal
>Under the bar

>Football field goal
>Over the bar
>With a ball that's not optimized for kicking
>In a situation where the coach considers a 60+ yard field goal to be worth the risk

And throwing a strike is not impressive, it's the bare minimum for the pitch to count. Impressive is throwing 3 strikes that can get past a professional ball hitter, without him slamming one of them over the fence. BTW can you dunk?

>>149895453
They got whitewashed at home by our C team just last week.

They probably wouldn't die, but they would hilariously roll around crying like a BITCH!

>>149893047 (OP)
Yeah I'd say so, they didn't even target his legs

>>149893047 (OP)
lmao Nvidia still ruining all your replays by recording its own fucking notifications that last a solid 20 seconds

>>149893047 (OP)
no
soccer is for twinks

>>149893047 (OP)
the average woman can’t take my tackle iykwim

>>149897090
Outrun him, obviously. Like every receiver and defensive back was a track star in high school.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64nWqBaRsKY

>>149895422
>being a good pitcher is just about being able to hit the strike zone
total thirdie death

>>149912942
where did the use the word zone? I'm pretty sure he means a strike as when the batter swings and misses the pitch, retard-sama.

>>149914127
they literally describe the strike zone here
>if you can throw a ball that fits in your hand inside a 45x90cm square from 15 metres away

>>149893047 (OP)
burgeball is bunch of fatasses that can't jog a mile